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J’ase 4 ' ’ College Station, i'ftxas
Thursday, June 15,1961
THE BATTALION
CADET SLOUCH
by Jim Earle
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PRICES SLASHED
DURING OUR
GIGANTIC
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CHAMPIONS s
LOWEST PRICE
WE’VE EVER OFFERED
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12
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Road Hazard ,
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6.00-16, Rayon RAYON
Tube-type, Blackwall
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6.70-15
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7.10-15
7.60-15
Add
Only
Per
Tire
Nylon
Whitewall £T y ®3
Per
Tire
RESASDLESS OF CONDITION
EASY PAYDAY TERMS
4 00 DOWN
fOO A WEEK
H
PER TIRE
Firestone’s superior
quality allows us to
give you a guarantee
against tire failure
from blowouts, cuts,
bruises or breaks
caused by normal
hoad hazards en
countered in every
day driving . . . plus
our famous Lifetime
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Every new Firestone tire is
GUARANTEED
1. Against defects in workman
ship and materials for the
life of the original tread.
2. Against normal road hazards
(except repairable punctures)
encountered in everyday
passenger car use for the
number of months specified.
Repairs made without charge,
replacement!
wear and
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SAFETY SERVICE
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Your Car, Family and Personal Safety
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HERE'S WHAT WE
1 Pull all four wheels, inspect
brake linings and drums.
2 Check grease seals and wheel,
cylinders for leakage.
n Clean, inspect, repack and I,
v adjust front bearings.
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Add brake fluid if necessary^
r Adjust brakes to manufacturer s
J specifications, and road-test.
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SHELTON
College Ave. at 33rd.
FREE PARKING
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Heat Beat? Try These Coolers
By The Associated Press
If the fish aren’t biting and the
installments are overdue and the
heat is blistex-ing, see if these
oddities will take your mind off
your ti’oubles.
A highly efficient burglar
broke into the Delta Sales Co. in
San Benito. He used the company’s
own blow torch to open the vault.
Harry Diehl, running for senator
in the April 4 election, hired a
4,200-seat Houston hall to make a
speech. No one showed up except
five stagehands assigned there to
work. Diehl addressed the stage
hands, but ho’tt/ they voted is locked
up in the secrecy of the ballot box.
Some women in Alice are re
ligiously dietibig. Women of the
First Baptist Church formed a
club with one objective: To lose
weight.
At San Antonio, which must be
a barrel of laughs from the number
of oddball tlinngs that happen
there, the school system went to
court to gain possession of four
confiscated pinball machines. They
want to use the parts to teach
physics.
Animals are always messing up
scientific research. Arch Hancock,
a Jewett veterinarian, finally op
erated on a mysteriously sick cow.
He found she had eaten a plastic
balloon sent up by the Weather
Bureau to gather scientific data.
One scientific fact was discovered,
however: Cows don’t digest plastic
very well.
In Stephenville, a coux't petition
filed by Homer Wolfe asked
$50,000 damages. It described
Eddie Jones as ‘'a reckless and in
competent tricycle operator.” Ed
die is 3 years old. He hit Wolfe’s
wife, a sei’vant in the Jones home.
Frank G. Suarez isn’t exactl;
helpless despite his wooden am
A man kicked in the door of ft
Suarez’ cafe, then ran. Sim
pursued him, and flailed him uiti
the wooden ai'm until he cried ft
mercy and the pleasure of beii!
arrested by the cops. It happent!
in San Antonio, naturally.
A DCS which normally cmia
at nearly 000 miles an hour*
quired 48 hours and 40 minute':)
go 150 feet in Dallas. It slippd
off an icy runway and bo«gfi
down in mud.
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