The Battalion College station (Brazos County), Texat LETTERS TO THE EDITOR PAGE 2 Thursday, February 26, 1959 BATTALION EDITORIALS . . . Our Liberty Depends on the Freedom of the. Press, And It Cannot Be Limited Without Being Lost . . . Thomas Jefferson By J. M. ROBERTS Associated Press News Analyst The Western Allies now face the concrete prospect that in stead of trying to talk the com munists out of a Berlin crisis they will have to make definite plans to meet a blockade against their garrisons there. They have tested the theory that Soviet Premiem Nikita Khrushchev might accept some face-saving device rather than pursue a dangerous brinkman ship and found him unwavering”, at least for the time being. Both sides are now using brinkmanship with a vengeance. President Eisenhower has replied in kind to Khrushchev’s Tuesday statements regarding the im possibility of negotiating Ger man settlements. Khrushchev said he would cre ate an independent state in the 1c SALE STILL IN PROGRESS! ★ LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS ★ SLASKS & IVY LEAGUE PANTS LOUPOTS IT PAYS TO TRADE WITH LOU THE BATTALION Opinions expressed in The Battalion are those of the stu dent writers only. The Battalion is a non-tax-supported, non profit, self-supporting educational enterprise edited and op erated by students as a community newspaper and is under the supervision of the director of Student Publications at Texas A&M College. New Ideas Brought to Light* On Corps Mess ha It Problem Just Eating— That’s All Harrassment in the messhalls continued yesterday in a fashion not unlike the lemming migration to the sea—no one seems to understand it—it just continues to happen. As yet the efforts of college administration and Corps leaders to curb superficial and unnecessary harrassment of freshmen has been shrugged off by all-knowing cadets who find strength in the age of policies rather than in their logic. There are those in the Corps who still firmly maintain that Duncan is the proper place for discipline—and the ideal time is during meals—between bites. This dual role of the dining halls—eating and training— is the crux of the argument on messhall conduct. It is this double responsibility that interfers with normal eating rou tine and causes unplesantness—tension during mealtime. Despite what the campusology experts say, freshmen do NOT march into Duncan to “give meal service, listen to an nouncements and help the waiter.” They don’t go there to be corrected, instructed, harrassed, coddled or babied. Amazing as it may seem, they go there to eat. And anything that interferes with this single objective is obviously in need of study and improvement. The question then, is not one of discipline at all. The purpose of the messhall is to feed the troops and that’s what it’s set up to do. This “added attraction” of harrassment is neither provided for by policy or with equipment and is there fore most out of place during mealtime. This doesn’t seem too difficult an idea to grasp. Yet judging from current events, it appears to be a major invo cation of the worst kind of radical thinking. In a word, it’s a request to limit the activities in the messhall to eating and take care of “discipline” lessons in more logical locales. This doesn’t seem to be asking too much of the men of Aggieland. . . Interpreting Khrushchev Unwavering On Red Blockade in Berlin Editor, The Battalion: It seems whenever the discus sion arises concerning discipline in the messhall the advocates of “New Army” do their best to show what this discipline does to underclassmen, instead of what it does for them. If there weren’t so much nega tive thinking at A&M—not just concerning the Corps but other things as co-education and ath letics — the enrollment here might be near 8,000, a better building program might be in progress and A&M would be one of the top colleges in Texas. What, you ask, is the reason for discipline in the messhalls? It’s kind of hard to explain this to someone who has been in the Corps, who still can’t realize what this discipline means . . . You said in your article Tues day that messhall discipline was the number one reason students in the Corps leave A&M. Let us ask this: what if the freshmen leaving said their main reason for leaving was that English 103 was too hard? Would you have college authorities make this course easier ? Here is the point we’re trying to make: Discipline is an im portant factor in the education of young men—especially young men who have been tied to their mothers’ apron strings for 18 years. It seems that we would be failing in our duty if we didn’t give these men what they need as much as, if not more than, the hours and grade points necessary to graduate. David H. Plylar et al ’60 What’s Cooking German East, and that anyone violating its borders—that is, anyone trying to force their way through a blockade—would be considered an aggressor against the Warsaw Pact nations. The President says the Soviet attitude offers little promise for peace and that the United States will not give an inch in defending Allied rights and i’e- sponsibilities regarding Berlin. Khrushchev also took the oc casion to denounce Allied propos als for banning nuclear tests and insurance against surprise attack through aerial observa tion. Khrushchev wants a summit conference, perhaps so he can stand before his own people as a leader among the world’s lead ers, and the wine or being at tended by a British prime minis ter appears to have gone to his head. The following clubs and or ganizations will meet tonight: 7:30 Angelina County Hometown Club will meet in the YMCA. Plans for a party will be dis cussed. Beaumont Hometown Club will meet in the YMCA. Club Sweet heart will be choosen at this meeting. Dallas Hometown Club will meet in Room 107 of the Bio logical Sciences Building. A foot ball film will be shown. Social Whirl Thursday Aggie Wives Bridge Club will holds its regular meeting this evening at 7:30 p.m. in the Mem orial Student Center. Animal Husbandry Wives Club w r ill meet 7:30 p.m. in the South Solarium of the YMCA. Guest speaker will be Mrs. D. A. Hard away wUo will speak on home preparation for the school child. of the Student Publications Board — j- ' an; J. W. Amyx, Sch ces; Otto R. Ki McMurry, School of Veterinary Medicine. Student Pul-’ications, chairman; J. W. Amyx, School of lingineering ; ilarry nee Kidd, School of Arts and Sciences ; Otto R. Kunze, School of Agriculture; and Dr. E. D. ire L. A. Duewall, director of ool of Engineering; Harry Lee Kidd, tion, ber The Battalion, a student newspaper at Texas A.&M.. is published in College Sta- second - class s Post Office ation, Texas, \ct of Con- rch 8, 1870. MEMBER: The Associated Press Texas Press Ass’n. Represented nationally by National Advertising Services, Inc., New York City, Chicago, Los An geles, and San Francisco' Mall subscriptions are $3.50 per semester, $6 per school year, $6.50 per full year. Advertising rate furnished on request. Address: The Battalion, Room 4, YMCA, Col lege Station, Texas. We Aggies like to read about Wee Ag gies. When a wee one arrives, call VI 6-4910 and ask for the Wee Aggie Edi tor A future Aggie date, Elizabeth Jean, was born to Mr. and Mrs. Gordon Barker ’55, at St. Joseph’s Hospital Feb. 20. A future Aggie was born to Linnie Pate at 9:42 a.m. Feb. 20 in Bryan Hospital. * * * A future Aggie was also born to K. R. Davis ’58, in Bryan Hos pital at 1:54 p.m. Feb. 20. President Roosevelt signed the-as- you- go income tax bill in 1943. Mr* REPRESENTS THE Jefferson {jlandard Jefferson Standard, now guaranteeing 2%% on policies currently issued, has never paid less than 4% interest on dividend accumulations and on policy proceeds left on de posit to provide income. 4% IS THE HIGHEST RATE OF INTEREST PAID BY ANY MAJOR LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY. This means EXTRA INCOME to Jefferson Standard policyholders and beneficiaries. Call or write for full in- ^ formation today. 2601 Texas Avenue Phone TA 2-0018 Denton County Hometown Club will meet in Room 3-D, MSG. Del Rio Hometown Club will meet in the YMCA. El Paso Hometown Club will meet in Room 104, Academic Building. Plans for the club pic ture and the Easter party will be made. Fayette & Colorado Counties Hometown Club will meet in Room 3B, Memorial Student Cen ter. A football film will be shown. Galveston County Hometown Club meets in the Gay Room of the YMCA. Marshall Hometown Club will meet in Room 105, Academic Building. Sons of Service will have its picture taken for the Aggieland in the Ballroom of the MSC. Uni form will be Class A winter with Ike jackets and boots for sen iors. Southwest Texas Hometown Club will meet in Room 108, Academic Building. Tyler-Smith County Hometovfn Club meets in Room 101, YMCA. Wichita Falls Hometown Club will meet in Room 106, Academic Building. Plans will be made for spring functions. Texarkana-4-States Club will meet in Room 223, Acad. Bldg. Coryell - Hamilton Hometown Club will meet in Acad. Bldg. Health in Danger From Poor Food Editor, The Battalion: ...A number of freshmen have quit the Corps and the pretended cause of this great desertion is the so-called hazing in the mess hall. Now let us view the facts in their true light. Today we had the honor of eating a so- called Hungarian goulash, which resembled the contents of a can of dog food. Should a human being (even a freshman) be subjected to this kind of treatment? No wonder so many freshmen ”go home com plaining of empty stomachs and over-wrought nerves . . . Can you imagine what it is like to experience a gnawing in your stomach all day long? What a helpless feeling it is to know your very health is in danger. Now you may ask, how can so many put up with this injus tice ? The truth is each person eats each meal with pretended gusto because he realizes it may be the last half-decent meal of the week and has resigned him self to make the best of the situation. ■» It has been also called to the attention of many of the fresh men who wish to return to the old messhall procedure that only five minutes is taken from the actual meal by questions from upperclassmen. Let us be sensible and realize that the real reason for the de crease in freshmen is not from hazing but from the food they get. In short, before school of ficials make changes in the Corps, why don’t they first make the necessary changes in the food. William V. McLeod et al ’62 ATTENTION ART LOVERS! Since our very successful color print and brush stroke painting sale in December we have had many requests to carry an assortment of these in open stock. We have recently made an arrangement with the largest print house in America to supply us with a ro tating selection of both prints and brush strokes. Our first shipment has just arrived and is now on display. Periodically, unsold numbers will be returned and a complete new selection will go on display. COME IN AND SEE THEM TODAY ALL PRINTS 99c ALL BRUSH STROKES . . 81.98 We Also Have Matching Frames and Mat Boards Ags in Service John Webb ’57 Air Force 2nd Lt. John A. Webb, son of Mr. and Mrs. I. M. Webb of West, Texas, graduated from the basic pilot training program at Webb Air Force Base, Texas, and has been assigned to duty with one of the USAF tactical units. Lt. Webb graduated from A&M in 1957. Don Arneson ’57 Air Force 2nd Lt. Donald G. Ar neson, son of Mrs. C. Arneson of Brownsville, Texas, recently grad uated from basic pilot training school at Webb AFB. Lt. Arneson is a ’57 graduate of A&M. He has been reassigned to one of the Uni ted States Air Force’s tactical units for duty. -ALTERATIONS- Uniforms or Civilian Clothes—No Job Too Small Nor Too Large. —Only Experienced Personnel Employed— —WE RENT FORMALS— ZUBIK’S Uniform Tailors North Gate On Campus with MsxQhuhm (By the Author of‘'Rally Round the Flag, Boys!" and, “Barefoot Boy with Cheek") THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SMOOCH Back in my courting days (the raccoon coat was all the rage, everybody was singing Good Morning, Mister Zip Zip Zip, and young Bonaparte had just left Corsica), back, I say, in my courting days, the standard way to melt a girl’s heart was to write poetry to her. I don’t understand why young men today have abandoned this gambit. There is nothing like poetry for moving a difficult girl. What’s more, poems are ridiculously-easy to write. The range of subjects is endless. You can write a poem about a girl’s hair, her eyes, her lips, her walk, her talk, her clothes—anything at all. Indeed, one of my most effective love lyrics was called To Maud’s Pencil Box. It went like this: iolSWilW JtvMtMis: In your dear little leatherette pencil box Are pencils of yellow and red, And if you don’t tell me you love me soon, I’ll hit you on top of the head. Honesty compels me to admit that this poem fell short of success. Nothing daunted, I wrote another one. This time I pulled a switch; I threatened myself instead of Maud. Oh, Maud, pray stop this drivel And tell me you’ll be mine; For my sweetbreads they da shrivel And wind around my spine. My heart doth cease its beating, My spleen uncoils and warps, My liver stops secreting Soon I needs be a corpse. When this heart-rending ballad failed to win Maud, I could only conclude that she was cruel and heartless and I was better off without her. Accordingly I took back my Hi-Y pin, bade her adieu, and have not clapped eyes on her since. Last I heard, she was working in Galveston as a Plimsoll Tine. But I did not mourn Maud long, for after Maud came Doris— Doris of the laughing eyes, Doris of the shimmering hair, Doris of the golden tibiae! Within moments of meeting her, I whipped up a torrent of trochaic tetrameter: Oh, my sweet and dulcet Doris! I love you like a Philip Morris With its mild and rich tobacco In its white and scarlet pack-o. I’d swim from Louisville to Natchez For Philip Morris and you and matches. Well, of course, the dear girl couldn’t resist a poem —what girl could?—and she instantly became my sla\ the rest of the semester she carried my books, washed and cored my apples. There is no telling where it all have ended if she hadn’t been drafted. So, men, you can see the power of poetry. Try it yourself J p that For