horn -> Cothff Staiiom PAGE % Cmmiy), Tuesday, October 21,1958 CADET SLOUCH BATTALION EDITORIALS . . . (htr l iberty Depend* on the Freedom of the Pre**, And ll ('onntd He l.imiteil M ilhout Bring l.ont . . . Thoman Jefjernon .4 Winning Weekend Itopite an unfortunate final score on Kyle Field Sat urday the weekend juat imxt waa a winninK one for the 12th Man And winning what they do beat. % Yell practice was head and shoulders above the one prior to the Missouri game two weeks ago. Only the seniors who were plying themselves with "spirit” from a flask marred the otherwise moderate evening of fun and inspiration. And,, in the case of those living under the new Articles of the Cadet Corps, it would seem that drunkness in public would aad should be easy to curb- the penalty of military panel notwithstanding. Half-time was indeed a rare display of precision march ing and Reveille’s part in the show was an attracion to the band's performance—certainly an improvement on halftimes of yesteryear Most of the credit for curtailing Rev’s si»frial show and the onuuing display of vulgarism goes to Bill Myers and his Student Senate Issues Committee. But it would not have been successful withopt the support of all Aggies who cared what kind of an impression they made on visitors. The conversion of l)orm^ into a women’s dormitory for the weekend is another areaftivhere Texas Aggies displayed the calibre of men they ar«A-in face of a situation which might have turned into a real smudge on the school's name. There were only a few isolated infractions of the established rules governing dates staying in the dorm. And everyone concerned was more than pleased—sur- prised even that such an event t<*ok place with so much co operation. Again, much of the credit goes to the men in the ranks for their constant awareness that the eyes of Tex as were truly upon A&M. lastly, but certainly not least, the conduct of the men of Aggieland during the entire weekend was beyond reproach. There was not one single incident of violence reported over the weekend—g record that can lie boasted of for years to come. Yes, every one was proud—and rightly so—when the last of the visitors had left and the routine of school began once more. For this weekend was proof positive that there’s more to winning a weekend than just winning Lhe game May- tie next time A&M can do both ... ' by Jim Earle WW§ Here at Aggieland Messer Doesn’t 'Mess’ With Boats and Women “I heard you won a belt buckle at th‘ Aggie rodeo.’ The Lively Arts Movies Highlighted With "Yankees’, ’Cat' Letters To The Editor Editor. The Battalion: I want to compliment you on your editorial Friday However, there is one plate where we A|f- gses do not act as gentlemen. Making noise when the opposite team is railing signals is not sportsmanlike I was ashamed to see TCU cheerleaders, quiet their “rooting" section when we called signal* while our cheei- leadefs enroui aged us to yell when they were calling signals. A cheerleader’s job ia not only to lead fhe cheers but also to signal us when to keep quiet. F»iute people tell me that this exhibition is an Agg ie tradition. l ets not tarnish the spirit of Aggieland with auch a juvenile ‘tradition.’’ And rew Srhouvaloff HO SEE SUNDAY NIGHTS TV STAR perform in your office today Kodok't new Vertfax Ban tom Cepier jtarred lad night on the Ed SoHivan Show. This unique office copier makes 5 copies of anything written, printed, or drawn in I minute ♦or only 2Vi4 a copy, yet sells for only $99 501 Outper forms copiers costing 4 times as much. Call us for a free demonstration and see why the lantam belongs in every deportment of larger companies ... more than pays its way even in ‘ one-man ' offices, tool MAVERICK - CLARKE 710 Knficld. Bn an VI 6-7367 v B> HENR^ LYLE Kattaltwn Vmuscment ( olumniat Once again it is lime to take a look at what is in store at the local mevie houses for the com ing week. The outlook is not as bright as it has been rather consistently since school opened but things start improving W ednesday when “Damn Yankees’’ arrives at the Palace. This big-screen version of the smash Broadway musical stars Tab Hunter, (iwen Verdun, and Ray Walston. All but one of the sixteen principals in the film were members of the orig inal Broadway cast! Tab is the only one of the bunch who was not in the New York production. * * * During the summer, a funny novel titled “Onion Head” hit the best seller lists. The story, which concerns the adventures of a coast guardsman as he assumes the duties of assistant ship s cook, has been made into a mo lion picture, of course (fortun ately as a vehicle for the comedy What's Cooking The following organization* will meet tonight: 7:M Physics ( lub will hold its first meeting of the year in Room 320 of the Physics Bldg Prof C. H Bernard will speak on “Shielding Problems in Nuclear Powered Aircraft.” Agricultural Economica (lub will meet in Room 104 of the Ag riculture Bldg. AIKE1RK will meet in Room 301. Bolton Hall. Student National Ed eAaea., will meet in Room 2-A of the MSC « Ordnance Assn., will meet at 7:30 in the Biological Sciences IjC< ture Room. Dr. Stevenan of the B. A. department will be the guest speaker talents of Andy Griffith). The finished product, which opens Thursday at the Queen, should be a winner. * * + Guion Hall’s best offering this w.*ek is “The Young Lions” with Mailon Brando and Montgomery Clift, while the MSC Film Society presents “Command Decision” on Friday right; * * * Your reporter finally made it to “Cat On A Hot Tin Roof” on closing night at the Queen and found an i|teresting screen trans lation of Tenneaee Williams' stag'* play. Those who have seen “Cat” on the legitimate stage are aware that it deal* with a sub ject which is off lipiita so far as Hollywood is concerned It is ex tremely interesting to observe how much of the powerful mes sage of Williams' drama was pre servrtl in spite of the necessary script alternations. B> JACK TEAGUE Charles N. (Chuck) Messer, senior industrial technology ma jor from Tyler, is one Aggie that learned his lesson concerning “boats and women." Chuck is really a boat enthus iast and finds anything from a rowboat to a destroyer a real “bundle of jay." One particular fine day. be happened to be cruising arouad Lake Tyler—one of the largent Texas lakes, in s new 14-ft. out hoard sporting s 2ftt) lb. rebuilt racing motor. Chuck was mind ing his own business and enjoying the boating when several girls in another outltoard started flirting with him (this is sn old story. ( huck says). He derided ty give them a run for their money. Only this time he came mighty close to colliding with them and had to do a sharp turn to avoid such. He flipped the new boat, complete with 260 lb. motor, and came very near to ending up ’beheaded” Chuck says he “hung on to that motor, someway or nother, and lost interest real quick in those gals ” And so it was thot ( hack saw the light where "fUr- tucious" girls ran be a hazard. Chuck graduate*) froiti Tyler High School, where he was a member of the National Honor Society. Chuck started his career at Ag gieiand as a Aggie fish in B AAA He has now been appoint ed inspector general of the 2nd Regimental staff In this posi tion, it is his responsibility to consider and recommend action on any disturbances which might arise in the 2nd Regiment, to help standardize Corps pnvilogos and to account for uniformity within the regiment. Job Calls W ednexday I'hillipa Petroleum will inter view PetF! students at all degree levels for positions in oil and gas production, petro-chemicals, re- fmirg and related operations. Chuck is also a member of the Industrial Technology Club, Tyler Hometown Club, end ie e mem ber of the SCON A IV Finance Committee. This past summer, Chuck went to summer camp at Ft Sill, Okla.. where he finished third in his battery. He says camp was a "real experience.'' The latter part of the summer he worked in a lumber yard in Tyler, devoting hie spare time helping to raise financial support for SCON A. THE BATTALION Opinions exprtssed in The HaUaUon are those of the itie dent irritere only. The Battahon ie a non-tax-supported, non-profit, self-supporting educational enterprise edited and operated try students as e eommmmty newspaper and is gov erned by the Student Publications Board at Texas A. k M College. Have YOU Bought Your FINKS Yet? I TIME IS LIMITED — ORDER NOW QUALITY ONLY LOUPOTS See 1a)u Before You Buy TTm Batuunn ■ wuSmt n< »»p«p--r at Tasa* A AM M i. Taaaa. Sails airrpt BaturSav SuiuUr. aag tbrvu«h May. and one* a eaak Surma >llaea »la. f.nms ggfond - flAM MKMatm SaarMaatae naOaaallr b» Matter at tM Peat Of fir* la Callae* Stattun T**aa. aater IA* Art at ion- The Associated Prase Texas Press Age’a. Mat las Si Advamem* >*rvlate, lac.. Maw Ta*w CM* Ckteaeo Ua An- sree* *4 Mans S. IST* ■ten. and Sn* Prnaeiaaa Tha Aaanriatad Praaa la antitM •aaluatvat? ta Me aaa far pa<«*aa araenaS la M or avt atSerwwa cragMad la ntanaoua ortaia rubilatad bar*!a ewMa uf Mall auboropiion* art |3 Sn p*r ASvartiaiag rat* lumiafia* oa xnaalar M par arlxtol ytar A. Friday & Saturday ONLY MENU Hamburger Steak French Fries Choice of: Vegetable or Salad Hot Rollfl and Butter Tea or Coffee at Gilford's Restaurant North Gate ALL FOR ONLY 5% JOE and CLAUDE Vacuum ( leaner Service • Parts • Supplies Repairs on ill makes and models NEW and USED • 1003 S. College TA I-7*§7 I did not whistle at her. I whistled because the dress she is wearing looks like it was cleaned by — C A M P U S CLEANERS YW MIST BKING THIS COITON »p On Vour WHH UOQ/dZ Whm (hr ttudenl body »H» in rim* 41 day. felting numb t* both ends, br crsrv like B fo* Keep on your torn with NoDomBr slm for late-howv Studx mg and hep on lala dairy Safe a* coffee and much more convenient. On Campus [By Hu Author of “Rads Round Uu Flaj. BoveT'omd, ~Bartfoot Boy with Chest.”) THE DRESS PARADE In all my years of observing coed fashions—and I have lieen arrested many times -I have never seen such verve, such dash, such Jr nr sou quai as can lie found in this year’s styles! I an. partu-ularty enchanted by the new "baby waist' dresses which so many of you girls sir favoring this season How demure you all look in your “baby waists' ! How sweet! How innocent! How colorful when your housemother lifta you up and burps you g/ter dinner! I Another trend that leaves me limp with rapture is the over- sised handbag. Goodbye to dinky lilth- purses that Indd nothing at ail! Hurrah for today's sensibly sized bag with plenty <4 room for your makeup, your pens and [lennls, your shelter half, your Slinky toy, your MG, and your MaHImma. Did I say Marlboro*? Certainly I said Marlls»ms. What girl ran consider lierself in the van, in the swim, and in tl»e know, if she doesn t smoke Marthon*-'’ What man, for that matter. Do you want a filter that w truly new, genuinely advanced, tnit at the same time, does not rob you of the full flasxir of first-rate tobacco’ Then get Marlboro. Also get matches beeaUM the (xleaeure you derive from a Marlboro is necessarily limited if unlit. To return to coed fashions, let us now discuss footwear. The popular flat shoe was introduced several years ago wlxcn it l>eeame obvious that girls were growing taller than boys. For a while the flat shoes kept the sexes in a state of uneasy balance, but t<*b»y they will no longer serve. Now. even in flats, girls are towering over their dates, for the feminine growth rate has continued to rise with disturbing speed, in fact, it itf now thought possible that we will see fifteen-foot girts in our lifetime. But science is working on the problem, and I feel sure American know-how will find an answer Meanwhile, a tem porary measure is available —the rewrae wedgio. The reverse wedgie is simply a wedgie turned around. This tilts a girt I tack ward at a 4j degree angle and cuts as much as three feet tiff her height. It is, of course, tiii|ssu>ilile t»> walk in tin* position unless you have support, so your date will have to keep lus arm around your waist at ail times. This will tire hun out in fairly sleirt order; therefore you must constantly give him encouragement Keep looking up at him and liattinff your lawhc* and ri[ieating in awed tones, ‘ ilow tlrong you an*, Miorty!” mn . ** ^coe, Noirt we turn to hair styling The hair-do this year is definitely the cloche-corf. One eeee very few crew cuts or Irene Castle bob*, and the new Mohican cut seems not to have caught on at all In fact, I saw only one girt with a Mohican — Rhodelle H Sigafoo*. s sophomore of Bennington Her classmates laughed and laughed at her, hut it was Khodeile who had the last laugh, for one night a dark, handsome stranger leaped from behind a hireh and linked his arm in Rhodelle s and aaKi, “I am Uncas, tiie last of the Mohicans—but I need not be the last, dear lady, if you will but be my wife.” Today they are happily married and run a candied-apple stand near Macon, Ga., and have three iitUe Mohican* limned PatU, Maxine, and Laveme. e tsM m*. mmm Congwmtulmtinn* to Hr. onrt Hr*. I'neea mnd toatio/ you who hart rfiecorerad (Ae ptnsurr* *4 Harthoro mnd Harlhoro t s*e*er cigarette, aen-ffffer Philip Morris, both mods by the sponsors o! this column. i 1