he Battalion PAGE 2 College Station (Brazos County), Texas Thursday, February 20, 1958 ditorials CAt)ET SLOUCH by Jim Earle TottriWQ '7Y» T'U a —"***——““ , ™“ JLjxUl/xim ^ JL JL ilH JOjU/ll/Ut A Civilian Plan? Civilian students at A&M this year could be facing a turning point in their history. Naturally, the two representatives to the Board of Di rectors meeting Saturday will be striving with all their power to convince the board that a compulsory Corps is wrong and they should reconsider. But, regardless of the outcome, there will still be Civil ian students on the campus—maybe more than anyone ex pects if Corps grades do not remain high. The big problem in Civilian circles, then, will continue to be lack of organization. Despite efforts of the Civilian Student Council and dormitory councils, Civilians need a goal to work for and a group to belong to. At present, Civilians are, in effect, “non-regs” or mem bers of the out-group. They belong to no compact group and may be compared to independents at other colleges. Responsible men interested in the future of the Civil ian student body have been concerned about this to the point that they have finally discovered a solution which might mean the birth of a strong Civilian organization. Realizing that some students might not wish to partici pate in extra-curricular activities while others will, these men have a possible solution which would allow those interested in becoming a working part of the college to exercise their ambitions. Those Civilian students who want to strengthen their body on the campus are urged to discover what the plan entails. If they are interested, these men might wish to work for establishment of such a plan. In the interest of a strong Civilian student body to complement an already strong Corps, this plan might be the answer to the multiple Civilian problems. Leaders Need Cooperation Some Corps leaders have become highly aware of the problems that exist in that organization and since grades have been found to be very low in many units they are seek ing answers to the problems. During the past few months members of the Corps staff have been spending endless hours trying to come up with proposals to remedy the situation, a high Corps of ficial has said. If the Board of Directors does not reconsider and re peal their ruling on compulsory Corps, a tremendous task of keeping Corps members’ grades up faces each Corps leader. From all indications, constructive proposals have al ready been made to unit commanders, but many of the bet ter ones have been rejected. It is consoling that some Corps leaders are earnestly concerned with the future of their organization but it is disheartening- that others persist in stressing the non-essen tials in their units. »v>:A'- '• 5 r f . L* ' - Ny' V 'i X \ ■ •• : ■ im What’s Cooking 7:15 Guadalupe Hometown Club meets in Nag'le Hall. Deep East Texas Hometown Club meets in room 105, Academic Building-. Film of the Arkansas- A&M game will be shown. 7:30 Abilene Hometown Club meets in room 204, Academic Building. Plans for high school day \yill he discussed. Southwest Texas Hometown Club meets in room 128, Academic Building to have picture made. Corpsmen will wear Class A uni- Entered as second-class matter at the Post Office In College Station, Texas, under the Act of Con gress of March 8, 1870. MEMBER: The Associated Press Texas Press Ass’n Associated Collegiate Press : mmm Editor, The Battalion: In answer to the question, “Does A&M Really Need Com pulsory Corps?”, asked by your Dec. 4 editorial, my answer is a loud and enthusiastic YES. Having observed A&M and the Corps of Cadets over a period of years, I feel that the Board of Directors is correcting a grave error made in 1954 when military training was made “optional.” One of the more important reasons for my yes answer is that I want to see a unified stu dent body striving to improve our school, rather than two fac tions fighting and bickering among themselves. From the opinions expressed in your editorial, I believe you are overlooking the value that the leadership training obtained in the Corps has in all occupations, not just the military. Leaders are necessary in all fields of in dustry, business and agriculture today. The Corps strives to pro duce these leaders. Let us look now at the people who comprise the majority of the JETURQ Wi4£M I TELL YOU TO KUOLK A BUZZ OFF-, I MEAM VOOCS NOT MIME St/ Vern Sb+iforcL forms and Civilians will wear- suits and ties. Marshall Hometown Club will meet in the YMCA. Panhandle Hometown Club will meet in Room 305, Academic Building to elect officers. Corpus Christi Hometown Club meets in the Academic Building. Spring Branch Hometown Club will meet in Room 227, Academic Building. Yankee Hometown Club will meet on the fourth floor of the Academic Building to discuss plans for Aggieland picture. HOLIDAY Saturday, February 22, 1958, being a holiday, in observance of Washington’s Birthday, the undersigned will observe that date as a Holiday and not be open for business. First National Bank City National Bank First State Bank & Trust Co. College Station State Bank Bryan Building & Loan Ass’n THE BATTALION Opinions expressed in The Battalion are those of the stu dent writers only. The Battalion is a non-tax-supported, non-profit, self-supporting educational enterprise edited and operated by students as a community neivspaper and is gov erned by the student-faculty Student Publications Board at Texas A. & Mr College. The Battalion, a student newspaper at Texas A & M., is published in College Station, Texas, daily except Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, and holiday periods, September through May, and once a week during summer school. AUSTIN — Gov. Price Daniel has publicly deplored the money raising efforts of Texas’ Repub lican National Committeeman H. J. (Jack) Porter. Porter staged a $100-a-plate dinner in Houston to raise money for Republican congressional campaigns. Porter had written a letter urg ing contributions and pointing- out the need to gain support for the natural gas bill now before Congress. The governor said the incident “should convince all Texans that the Republican leadership in this state has nothing to offer but embarrassment, discord and di vision.” WHY NO JOBS—-Viewing the soaring unemployment figures, Gov. Daniel took more jabs at the GOP. Loss of jobs reportedly increas ed more in the past month than at any time since World War II. Texas Employment Commission says its January unemployment compensation payments hit $537, 800, an increase of almost 70 per cent from last September. The governor said Texas could place most of the blame on the Republican administration’s in effectiveness in controlling oil imports. He said competition of foreign oil has caused Texas pro duction to slip steadily, bringing loss of jobs and revenue to the state. Daniel also criticized national farm policies. LET’S FACE IT — Meanwhile, Dr. John R. Stockton, one of the state’s top business analysts, has said we’re in a recession all right, but only a minor one. He said such recessions usually last only about six to eight months. The director of the University of Texas Bureau of Business Re search said that cures for the re cession are in plain sight. He recommended increased federal spending and easier credit regu lations. MORE TAXES?—Despite the state comptroller’s prediction that the next legislature will have to sci-ape up $100 million in new revenue, Gov. Daniel isn’t recommending any new tax be sides his earlier recommendation for a gas gathering tax. Aggies - Try Youngblood’s Fried Chicken Yz Chicken - Trimmings $1.00 Barbecue — Steaks — Seafoods Rock Building South College Midway Between Bryan & College Ity members of the Student Publications Board are Dr. Carroll D. Laverty, Prof. Donald D. Burchard; Prof. Robert M. Stevenson; and Mr. Bennie Faculty Chairman; Prof. Donald D. Burchard; Prof. Robert M. Stevenson; Zinn. Student members are W. T. Williams, John Avant, and Billy W. Libby. Ex- officio members are Mr. Charles A. Roeber; and Ross Strader, Secretary and Direc tor of Student Publications. Represented nationally by Nationa 1 Advertising Services, Inc., New York City, Chicago, Los An geles, and San Francisco. The Associated Press is entitled exclusively to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited, to it or not otherwise credited in the paper and local news of spontaneous origin published herein. Rights of republication of all other matter here in are also reserved. News contributions may be made by telephoning VI 6-6618 or VI 6-1910 or at the editorial office. Room 4, YMCA. For advertising or delivery call VI 6-6415. Mail subscriptions are S3.50 per semester, $6 per school year, $6.50 per full year. Advertising rates furnished on request Address; The Battalion, Room 4, YMCA, College Station, Texas. JOE TINDEL Editor Jim Neighbors Managing Editor Gary Rollins i Sports Joy Roper Society Editor Gayle McNutt City Editor Joe Baser, Fred Meurer ! News Editors Robert Weekly . Assistant Sports Editor David Stoker, Johnny Johnson, John Warner, Ronald Easley, Lewis Eeddell Reporters Army, Would YOU Like To Be More EFFICIENT? SAVE TIME—-Get A “Slip Stick” SAVE MONEY—-Get It At Lou’s New and Used SLIDE RULES • POST ® K&E • PICKETT Amazingly Low Priced At LOUPOTS It Pays To Trade With Lou There’s confusion in the MSG Post Office: no one knows what to do with Gerry Haynes’ mail. Seems this Ag rented box 6343 this year, not knowing that a Jerry Haynes rented an adjoin ing one. Jerry went home in January. Now Gerry’s mail is forwarded to Jerry. When Jerry returns Gerry’s mail, the PO boys bundle it up and send it back. To Jerry. But it’s really Gerry’s. Isn’t it? ★ ★ ★ Overheard from a man on the street: “Help me up,’will you?” ★ ★ ★ Is it true that the Marine pro curers in the MSG are giving Guion Hall passes to see “D.I.” to everyone who will sign up for their Patrol Leaders Course? CUT DOWN ON SHOE BILLS Our Repairs Save You Costly Replacements COURTS Shoes — Shoe Repairs North Gate It takes two to fill the bill TWO BY TWO CLASS For Aggies and Aggie Wives 9:45 Sunday Morning First Baptist Church College Station I did not whistle at her. I whistled because the dress she is wearing looks like it was cleaned by — CAMPUS CLEANERS “non-i-egs”, the men (?) who did not join the Corps when they came to A&M or quit the Corps when the going got rough. It has been my observation that most of these individuals are the “boys” who need the maturity and training in leadership and discipline which the • Corps strives to give them. You express the opinion that “non-regs” receive a more liberal education than Corps students be cause of a few semester hours devoted to electives other than military or air science. Do those few hours counterbalance the “education” from not only Corps activities but all the student ac tivities in which predominantly Corps students take part? I regret that jmany faculty members feel as you do. I’m afraid these men cannot see the “forest for the trees” and think that all education and training for life must come from formal classroom work. Should A&M . , graduates be “leaders” or “book worms” ? ’ r I will be the first to admit that the Corps is not perfect, but it offers so much more to the train ing of tomorrow’s leaders than a few hours of electives. The Corps’ weaknesses could be alleviated to a large degree ^ if the College Administration and Faculty could only see its value ; and work “with” the Corps ra ther than “against” it. I respect your right to yoiir .r own opinion, Mr. Editor, but I offer here the opinion of someone who loves A&M and The Corps of Cadets. I regret that my present position prevents me Horn signing my name to these opin ions. An Aggie Job Interviews The following job interviews will be held Friday in the Place ment Office: Pratt & Whitney Aircraft Co., East Hartford, Conn., interviews physics, aeronautical and mechan ical engineering majors. Rural Electrification Adminis tration of the U. S. Dept, of Ag riculture interviews electrical en gineering majors. Sperry Gyroscope Co., Great Neck, N. Y., interviews physics, electrical and mechanical engi neering majors for research and development for production activ ities in electronic equipment. Texas Eastern Transmission Corp., Shreveport, La., interviews agricultural, chemical, civil, elec trical, mechanical and petroleum engineering majors desiring work on a pipeline company. Texas Employers Insurance As sociation, Dallas interviews arch itectural, civil, chemical, electri cal, mechanical and industrial en- (See INTERVIEW Page 3) On Campus with MaxQhvhm (By the Author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boys!" and ‘.‘Barefoot Boy with Cheek") THE PLEDGE YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN Today’s column is directed at those young female undergradu ates who have recently pledged sororities and are worried, poor lambs, that they won’t make good. Following is a list of simple instructions which, if faithfully observed, will positively guaran tee that you will be a mad success as a sorority girl. ; First, let us take up the matter of housemothers! The house mother is your friend, your guide, your mentor/You rtiust treat her with respect. When you wish to speak to her, address her as “Mother Sigafoos” or “Ma’am.” In no circumstances must you say, “Hey, fat lady.” Second, let us discuss laundry. Never hang your wash on the front porch of the sorority house. This is unsightly and shows a want of breeding. Use the Chapter Room. Third, meals. Always remember that planning and preparing meals for a houseful of healthy girls is no simple task. Your cook goes to a great deal of trouble to make your menu varied and nourishing. The least you can do is show your appreciation. Don’t just devour your food; praise it. Exclaim with delight, “What delicious pork jowls!” or “What a yummy soupbone!” or “What scrumptious fish heads!” or “What clear water!” Fourth, clothing. Never forget that your appearance reflects not just on yourself but on the whole house. It was well enough before you joined a sorority to lounge around campus in your old middy blouse and gym bloomers, but now you must take great pains to dress in a manner which excites admiring com ments from all who observe you. A few years ago, for example, there was a Chi Omega named Camille Ataturk at the Univer sity of Iowa who brought gobs of glory to all her sorors. Camille hit on the ingenious notion of suiting her garb to the class she was attending. For instance, to English Lit she wore a buskin and jerkin. To German she wore lederhosen and carried a stein of pilsener. To Econ she wore 120 yards of ticker tape. Her shiningest hour came one day when she dressed as a white mouse for Psych Lab. Not only her Chi Omega sisters, but the entire student body went into deep mourning when sho was killed by the janitor’s cat. , Finally, let us take up the most important topic of all. I refer, of course, to dating. 1 As we have seen, the way you dress reflects on your sorority, but the men you date reflect even more, Be absolutely certain that your date is an acceptable fellow. Don’t beat about the bush; ask him point-blank, “Are you an acceptable fellow?” Unless he replies, “Yeah, hey,” send him packing. But don’t just take his word that he is acceptable. Inspect him closely. Are his fingernails clean? Is his black leather jacket freshly oiled? Is his ukulele in tune? Docs he carry public liability insurance? And, most significant of all, does he smoke Marlboros? If he’s a Marlboro man, you know he’s a lot of man. You know he has taste and discernment, wit and wisdom, character and sapience, decency and warmth, presence and poise, talent and grit, filter and flavor. You will be proud of him, your sorority will be proud of him, the makers of Marlboro will be proud of him, and I will be paid for this column. _ @ ioos. Max shuiman • * * The makers of Marlboro wish to announce that Mr. Shulman has been paid for this column and will continue to be paid for bringing you his homely philosophy through out the school year. ’ .' -