Page 2 THE BATTALION Wednesday, January 18, 1956 Physics Student To Study in Germany v 5 ' *1 «- I * v -w t t ^ tl .i . V - Wf i t I t ' , Texas Experiment Station Receives Grants-in-Aid Worth D. Nowlin, junior physics major from Dallas, will leave for Germany Aug. 15 to study and take part in a student exchange pro gram. Nowlin will study at Gottingen, in the British Zone of West Ger many. He will attend a three month translators course and then study physics. Transportation is provided by the United States Na tional Student Association. Male natives of New Guinea may carry on their waistbands the fur of the flying fox, an adornment permitted only to the successful head-hunters. Graduates (Continued from Page 1) Dairy Husbandry Jim Ragsdale Batot, Everett La- vergne McLaughlin. Entomology Michael Donovan Miesch, Jr. Animal Science Jock Richard Collins, Edwin Hill Ellison, Jose M. Martinez, Jr. Landscape Architecture Christian Alfred Borkholm, Jr. Rang# and Forestry P a d g'e t t Wayne Montgomery, Donald Keith Richards, George Bihl Wilkinson. Wildlife Management Charles Andrew Davis, Carrell Lee Ryan. SCHOOL OF ARTS AND SCIENCES BACHELOR OF ARTS Liberal Arts Alton Elwood Breedlove, Davis McCall Denny, Jr., Arnold Jay Goldstein, Ira Hugh Harrington, Billy Bob Hoyler, Philip Hastings McNemer, Tolbert Edgerton Nor ris, Jr., Bender Brinson Rawls, Jr., Jay Paul Savage, and Bobby Ree Uzzell. BACHELOR OF BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION Accoun ting Robert Edward Dudek, Hubert Benton Watts, Harold Brooks Wil liford, Jr., Building Products Marketing Guadolupe Nerid, Thomas Wil liam Taylor, Robert Eugene Winck- ler, Marshall Dean Woodruff. Finance Arville Long Allbritton. General Business Ballard Andrew Guest, Jr., George Herbert Helm, Kenneth Boyce Holmes, Jr., Farrell Gus tave Huber, Jr., Stanley M. Joseph- son, Claude Browning Northrup, III, Joe Frese Sandlin, Sam Joseph Scamardo, Maxie James Triola, Willie Conway Younger, Jr. Marketing William Davis Abraham, Jimmy Lee Connevey, Donald Bates Moye, John Thomas Syler, Howard Clay ton Wilcox. Potts To Conduct Dr. R. C. Potts of the Agronomy Department, will conduct a five- day short course on pastures at Denton January 30—February 3. Denton County Agent A1 Petty is in charge of arrangements for the short course. The Texas Agricultural Experi ment Station has reveived six grants-in-aid during x’ecent weeks. Several renewals and loans have also been received at the station. The grants-in-aid were made by the Upjohn Company of Kalama zoo, Mich., for $2,000 to support studies on the control of cereal rusts in Texas. Supervising these studies is Dr. M. C. Futrell of the Department of Plant Physiology and Pathology. Another grant was made by the Corn Products Refining Company of Argo, Ill. It is for $1,650 and will be used to support studies on the nutritive value for chicks of four experimental milo gluten meals. Dr. J. R. Couch of the De partment of Poultry Husbandry is directing the studies. The Shell Chemical Corporation of New York City has renewed their grant-in-aid of $3,000 for re search on the effectiveness of var ious toxicants against insects at tacking cotton and vegetables. Dr. J. C. Gaines head, Department of Entomology will supervise the studies. The Merck & Co., Chemical Di vision of Rahway, N. J., has made available an extension of their grant-in-aid for $6,000 in support of studies on the pi - esently uni dentified factor important in the hatchability of poultry eggs. Dr. Couch is directing this research. Station Director R. D. Lewis re ports that a grant-in-aid from the Heisdorf and Nelson Farms of Kirkland, Wash, for $3,200 will be used to support research on the ef fects of blood group antigens on characters of economic importance in poultry. Dr. W. E. Briles of the Department of Poultry Hus bandry is directing the research studies. Lederle Laboratories of Pearl River N. Y., has made available to the Station a grant-in-aid for $3,000 to support research on the (See GRANTS, Page 4) OH, FOR THE LIFE OF A NEWSPAPERMAN! Look at the campus newspaper you are now holding. An ordi nary object, you think? An everyday convenience? Something to be taken for granted? Faugh, sirs and madams! Faugh, I say! Don’t you know what prodigies of skill and labor and organization and art and science go into the making of your campus newspaper? Come, I’ll show you. I’ll take you to a typical office of a typical newspaper on a typical campus. The editor—let’s call him D. Fermin Bohorquez, a typical enough name—calls his staff together first thing in the morning. “All right, you guys,” he says, lighting a Philip Morris, which, natu rally, is the favorite cigarette of newspapermen, and of anybody else who knows a hawk from a handsaw, “All right, you guys,” says D. Fermin, “this here ain’t no ladies whist society, this here is a newspaper. So get out there and get the news. Get it first, get it quick, get it right! Ed, you cover the ag campus. Phil, you cover the School of mines. Wally, you cover home ec. Sam, you cover buildings and grounds. Ethel, you cover the men’s gym. . . . All right, get going!” With many a laugh and cheer, the reporters light up Philip Morrises, favorite cigarette of the young and agile, and dash away on their assignments. D. Fermin retires to his office to smoke a Philip Morris and write a fearless editorial scolding the university for not buying patches for the worn-out elbows of the chess team. On the rim of the copy desk three rewrite men — Tensing, Hillary, and Laverne —sit poised and expectant, waiting for the reporters to phone in their stories. They smoke Philip Morris, favorite cigarette of the poised and expectant. Tensing’s phone rings first; it is Ed calling from the ag campus. “Stop the presses!” cries Ed. “Got a scoop! Hunrath T. Sigafoos, professor of curds and whey, has just sold his article The Romance of Butter fat to the Drovers and Poulterers Monthly.” On another phone Sam is calling from buildings and grounds. “Tear out the front page!” he cries. “Got an exclusive! Harold ‘Pop’ Wishnograd, superintendent of buildings and grounds, today announced the purchase of a new doormat for the vestibule of Burton Hall. The last doormat, it will be recalled, was eaten by a pledge named Norman Harringay for his Chi Psi initiation.” Meanwhile, elsewhere in the city room, Ganglia Questover, vivacious and ubiquitous gossip columnist, sits smoking a Philip Morris, favorite cigai'ette of the vivacious and ubiquitous, and typing out her chatty, informative tidbits: “Maureen Valgerholtz, popular Theta, announced her engagement last night to Webster Scuff, Oliver Jenkins, Cosmo Erskine, and Walter Penn Dowdy. Wedding dates have been set for June 9, June 24, July 5, and July 18 respectively. Good luck, Maureen! . . . Irving ‘Behemoth’ Anselm, popular fullback, blew out 120 feet of esophagus yesterday while inflating a football. Good luck, Irving ‘Behemoth’! . . . Robin Kroveney, popular Deke last year, this year popular pfc. in the U. S. Army, writes friends that he has been convicted of deserting his post and will be executed on April 28. 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