3 CL Page 2 THE BATTALION Wednesday, January 21, 1953 SCHOOLS OF THOUGHT THE NEW PROMPTER Animals Set Pace With Own School Once upon a time, the animals decided they must do something heroic to meet the problems of “a new world.” So they organized a school. They adopted an activity curriculum consisting of running, climbing, swimming, and flying. To make it easier to administer the curriculum, all the animals took all the subjects. The duck was excellent in swimming, in fact better than his instructor; but he made only passing grades in flying and was very poor in running. Since he was slow in running, he had to stay after school and also drop swimming in order to practice running. This was kept up until his web feet were badly worn and he was only average in swimming. But aver age was acceptable in school, so nobody worried about that except the duck. The rabbit started at the top of the class in running, but had a nervous breakdown because of so much make-up work in swimming. Squirrel Develops ‘Charlie Horses’ LETTERS TO THE EDITORS Sportsmanship On Court And Necessary In Stands Unsportsmanlike? TttPPf?/. THE WORLD TODAY_ Y MCA Needs All Carefree Past Old Text Books Moves Rapidly For ‘New’ Ike The squirrel was excellent in climbing until he developed frustration in the flying class where his teacher made him start from the ground instead of from the treetop down^ He also developed “charlie horses” from over-exertion and then got C in climbing and D in running. The eagle was a problem child and was disciplined severe- ly. In the climbing class he beat all the others to the top of the tree, but insisted on using his own way to get there. At the end of the year, an abnormal eel that could swim exceedingly well, and also run, climb, and fly a little had the ^® ars ma ; y back upon his , . , , , i j- j. • life as almost caretree when highest average and was valedictorian. compared with what lies The prairie dogs stayed out of school and fought the tax ahead, levy because the administration would not add digging and His whole life had been a By JAMES MARLOW WASHINGTON, Jan. 21— (IP)—Gen. Eisenhower in later Editors, The Battalion: bleachers by a TU playex*. At this proud of it and not put it in my When the A&M basketball team show of poor sportsmanship, every pocket because I’m ashamed of the played host to the roundball boys good Aggie at the' game left the bad manners of the 12th Man of from TU, it was the good Ags wood in indignation especially which we are all a part, game all the way. We outshot those sitting nearest the foul and Karl Meyers ’51 them on offense and snookered thereby in the best position to be ^ them on defense. It did “Ole indignant. Army’s” heart good to see a be- The TU player who had appar- ligerant bunch of “Sips” outman- ently lost his head found himself euvered by the “Fightin’ Ags.” being trampled by some non-play- In the closing minutes Avith er Ags who were intentionally A&M enjoying a comfortable lead, pushed over him by some other M,tors ’ lhe mtunon: Binford was driving'hard into the nont-player Ags who also lost With reference to “The Battu’i- basket for a crip shot when he their head. This was Avrong. ion” dated Tuesday, Jan 13, I was body blocked into the Avicked The game, especially in the would like to insist, if you believe ^ closing minutes, was fast and in printing corrections to mis- exciting and to be excited with it takes, on having my article in is the sign of the spirit. Also for your paper. It concerns the item a true son of A&M to lose his on the soccer match between the head in indicative of spirited in- Aggie and the Allied Soccer team, clination. That’s all right in the I am the captain of the Allied A&M is a great institution of Army manual. Soccei Team and chaiiman of learning. One of the things that To be indignant about an ap- T e x a s International Soccer has made it great is the helping parent unsportsmanlike conduct is League. As the latter, T was one of hand that its students have always good medicine; however, to return members at a meeting Avhere been willing to shoAv others. kis actions with similar bad man- ‘ ; ' le l ea gue Avas born and the rules All types of books are needed There are many universities and ners and then become indignant ^TeTherfaid®^ to help other students in all parts coIIe P s al ! oyer the vvorld that about ones own conduct is bad ^ E^ope it was necessarv of the world according to Mason ar |, m need of this helping hand, medicine This is why Mr. Peasip ^ ac h an P ’ . ee ^ t on the ml (Red) Cushion, Jr., president of Every semester there are new got excited because he came to oS The Inter-Faith Council. ^ books that are selected by beat us and couldn t do it. Be- of J h ' n.les^was that the decis^n the various departments. This cause he couldn t win he couldn t 01 :,ne uu cs was mat tne decision This is an continuation of the makes many of the older books take it. So he lost his head and of the referee could never be at- program from last year in which practically valueless. These books shows his true Orange and White tacked and would be final, over one hundred dollars was spent are ne eded. They can be placed on colors. a>wh».- t.™, (b) in the U. S. S. F. A. Soccer Lacvs, is that for any unnecessary delay in the game, that time will be added to the end of the game. I will not explain or say anything about the desk ’ rules of the game and also our nviHo thn" Ai*. mu n i n c c There is no particular type of g- U e S t For a wlaver to be stomued d ? layb K thdt were made by the Ag Those who have any old text books that .t„c+ TC . . P ' y to be stompea g le s, because that was entirely up books or any type of books are asked to bring them to the YMCA to them. The referee, howev&i burrowing to the curriculum. They apprenticed their child to Preparation for_ mihtaiy em desk or dl . op ^m m a barrel at Th T t p ith Co n t 1 f. _ .^ .,1 x. inence. He attained it. If he the Exchamre Store. ihe inter-*cUth Council collect- merit is t. _ ed books last year. Enough books er j s no t protected from the spec Avere collected that the postage tutor" 7 If we are troimr to beat a- x I’ i i j j i i , , , LU ut ‘ U/ timekeeper as being “a member alone was over one hundred dol- them, let’s beat them by the rules the BA f B Allied team”'was vt a badger and later joined the groundhogs and gophers to had ^retired ^f ronT p ubii c * 1 il'e the Exchunge stole ' Influenza led the morbidity re start a successful private school. (From The Animal School when he retired from military by Dr. G. H. Reavis.) life his place in history would i llt | U enza Leads Health • Vwouid hTvfbeen military his- Report With 766 Cases Four Kinds of Readers tory, of course. Any fault found Avith him in that field, such as in “There are four kinds of readers. tactics or strategy, would have j.. , . ,. T ,, , , 1 • t i • been only a minor footnote in the “The first is like the hour-glass; and their reading being fat voIumc of his achievements. as the sand, it runs in and runs out, and leaves not a vestige His was military success on the behind grand scale. But the affection he won from a grateful nation Avas is needed. Just books on the court is good. But for a and more books to help other stu- pla yer to be stomped by a non- added that time to the end of the : stale. What control or g ame> which was the correct pro- there to sports if the play- ce d urc . 1 feel that your reference to the of lars but many more books are still and laugh at them. * uSpoSsma^like'! B^timekeepS ncc c ‘ When we knock them down let’s assume you are referring to tha Letters were received by the pj c k them up and thereby add in- referee. He Avas a Belgian boy YMCA from all over the world su lt to injury. Contrary to some who knows the game inside out. port ol the Bryan-Brazos County thanking the Y and Inter-Faith opinions stated by some A&M boys This was pointed out to Capt. Health unit for the week, ending Council for the books that had after the Steer-skinning game wc Cardenas before the game began, Jan. 17 with a total ot 76b cases been sent. had in DeWare Field House, when and he agreed that this boy would lor tne College Station and Bryan jp you kave any books that you we try for the conference athletic be suitable. It would have been urea " please leave them at titles, let’s also try for sports- very difficult in this area to find another soccer referee when Allen can spare Bryan had 426 cases of flu to the Exchange Store or at the desk manship ‘Second is like the sponge, which imbides everything, for more than just his victories in 304 in College Station. Other cases a t the Y ‘A third is like a jelly-bag, allowing all that is pure to What’s Cooking Wednesday 0 a. m.-5 p. m.—Extension Ser vice Conference, Rooms 2A, 3B, 3C MSC. 12 Noon—Federated Clubs Lunch eon, Assembly Room MSC. 1:30-5 p. m.—-Extension Service Conference, Room 2B MSC. 7:30 p. m.—Air Force Reserve, Rooms 2A, 2B MSC. and returns it in nearly the same state, only a little dirtier, battle. Warm and Friendly .... , , r r ,, In his appearance he represent- p&ss <&Wciy 9 and retaining* only the lefuse and diegs. e( -j military side of democracy “And the fourth is like the slaves of Golconda, who, cast- at its best: He avhs a warm, mg aside all that is worthless, retain only pure gems. — soIemn ’ occasi “ ns hc seemed aa Samuel Taylor Coleridge, friendly and familiar as the man ,, - - next door. But by the very nature of his military life; and of the position of a military man in a republic, there Avas always someone above Plum'bing and Pipe Fitting, Rooms him to give fiwil approval, or the 2A, 2B, 3B MSC. final order, for a decision he made. 8:30 a. m.—Extension Service When he was a lieutenant, it was General Conference, Assembly the captain; when he was a gen- Room MSC. eral or chief of staff, it Avas the 10 a, ni„-9 p. in.—Commercial President. Someone until now al- Florists Board, Senate Chamber ways stood between him and the MSC. final critical judgment of history 12:30 p. m.—Mrs. Butler’s Lunch- on Avhatever he did. eon, Rooms 2C, 2D MSC. That is no longer true. After 3-5 p. m.—A&M College Women’s noon yesterday, he became the Christian Science Church, Room Social Club, Ballroom MSC. new head of the government, he 3D MSC. 7 ; 30 p, in.—Piano Recital, As- became responsible for leadership Thursday sembly Room MSC. in problems greater than any he 8:30 a. m.—5 p. m.—Extension Society of Sigma Xi, Ballroom ever knew as head of ai-mies, great Service Conference, Rooms 2A, 2C, MSC. as they were. 2D MSG. Saturday World Leadership 2 p. m. Group Bruch, Room 2D g a 5 p> m —Commercial flor- With the presidency he assumes ists Exhibit, Rooms 2A, 2B, 2D, leadership for roughly half the people on earth because this coun- 7 p. m.—Civil Engineering De- try has undertaken leadership for Friday partment Party, Social Room MSC. that part of mankind which lies 8 a. m.-5 p. m.—Texas State Joint 7-10 p. m.—Commercial Florists, outside communism. President Truman laid the groundwork for that leadership. But it was only a beginning. It will be up to Eisenhower to use what has already been done and improve upon it. These next four years may be the turning point, one way or the The Battalion, oillclal newspapej of the Agricultural and Mechanical College other, in the struggle with com- of Texas, is published by students four times a week, during the regular school year, munism. So the future of man- lurlng the summer terms, and during examination and vacation periods The Battalion , . , , , , . , is published twice a week. Days of publication are Tuesday through Friday for the Kind may depend Upon nlS aoillty, eguiar school year, and Tuesday and Thursday during examination and vacation veriods and the summer terms. Subscription rates $6.00 per year or $.t>0 per month. \dvertising rates funlshed on request in the area were chicken pox, 27; strep throat, 28; measles, 20; pneumonia, 18, diarrhea, 8. Thanks Mason L. Cashion, Jr. Pres. Inter-Faith Council Why do I want this? I may Avant Academy, the Aggies, and the Al to go to Austin as a missionary bed Soccer Team were all three sometime and 1 Avant to wear my playing. nugget on my finger and be/ (See LETTER, Page 4) P O G O Tuen-e awhis MIULION J5GON&. By Walt Kelly MO C//AMCZ 70 y^MAUL G/rmefff-AGAPA ~ FALLS DOH/M//£KE PON T roPtSET CHANCE \ HALF OF IT B10N6S ANYHOW./ TOCAM4&T- I THE PRESENTA^AilNie- j TCATlON BION65 TO A \ TRADITIONAL F/GF TAFLFF) Vmot 90 FA6T~.~VuNt.eS5 TNEY| M70e 4iOW LONe'5 THIS CHANGES THE ‘ C0CMD SOME > PULES MSC. 7:30 p. m.-Aggie Wives Bridge I^embly Room^MSC. Club, Rooms 2A, 2B MSC. Apprenticeship Committee of Assembly Room MSC. The Battalion Lawrence Sullivan Ross, Founder of Aggie Traditions “Soldier, Statesman, Knightly Gentleman” LI’L ABNER Children’s Hour By Al Capp uLcreu eta aecond class ,alter at Post Office at ollege Station, Texas uder the Act of Con- -ess of March 3, 1870 Member of The Associated Press Represented nationally by National Advertising Ser vices Inc., at New York City, Chicago, Loa An geles, and San Francisco his Adsion and his decisions. Success or Failure He didn’t have to take the pres idency. He could have stopped where he was, knowing history would always deal with him most ihe AssKciateo Press is entitled exclusively to the use for republlcatlon of all kindly. He cannot now be sure of owo dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited in the paper and local news of rur r.:™ oooio-nmpnt •pontaneous origin published herein Rights of republlcatlon of all other matter herein “ f J ° * ; re also reserved If. he succeeds, he will have an even more honored place in his tory. If he fails—. Only time could measure the degree and the conse-