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Editorials
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MONDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1951
Master’s Touch
SATURDAY AFTERNOON we saw something that reaf-
^ firmed our thoughts on why the non-partial fan would
come and see the Aggies over some of the other football
teams in the conference.
It is the Aggie Band. When 170 men march out on the
field with the firm step and solid beat of a military organiza
tion, there is something in the fan’s mind that clicks. It is
a combination of awe and admiration.
These men are working afternoon after afternoon get
ting intricate formations down pat. And all of this is without
pay or credit.
Their outstanding job was brought even more in focus
after the Baylor Band marched on the field. Here we saw a
pretty good example of a college marching band. The fans
were satisfied and the Aggies cheered.
Then the Aggie Band formed in the end zone with all
of the confidence of a master craftsman watching an ap
prentice. Quickly getting into formation they marched onto
the field.
At this time the Aggies yelled. The same type of yelling
they exhibited when a star halfback galloped towards a goal.
And this appreciation was not unfounded. The Baylor
fans yelled, the sitting fans yelled. In fact everyone yelled.
Men, you have done a good job during the year. We
thank you and congratulate you.
Communist Try
To Discredit
US in Europe
Communistic propaganda is
threatening to discredit the
United States in Europe, ac
cording to Dan Davis, senior
business administration stu
dent, who completed a three month
tour of Europe last summer.
The speaker, having made the
trip under the auspices of the
YMCA and the Student Life Com
mittee, said the propaganda was
emphasizing three things.
That the United States is an
imperialistic nation bent on the
economic domination of Europe,
that Americans are warmongers,
and that chaotic conditions exist in
the United. States were the points
listed by the speaker.
During his talk to members of
the College Station Kiwanis Club,
Davis said Europeans were great
ly impressed by the productive
capacity of the United States as
evidenced during World War II.
Another impression Europeans
have is an exaggerated idea of
the per capita wealth in the Uni
ted States.
Davis felt the degree of dislike
Europeans have for the Russians
is greater the closer they live to
Societ borders.
The speaker ventured another
opinion in his talk. Davis said he
considered it the United States’
responsibility to maintain large
military forces around the world
in order to protect American in
terests. The United States must
assume the role Britain has relin
quished, he added.
COMPLICATIONS
How to Win the Senate
In 14-Simple-Lessons
Number 19
By JAMES RESIGN
Special to The New York Times
(Editor’s note: The following
story was taken from the New
York Times, Oct. 18, 1951.
Washington, Oct. 18—Though
Chester Bowles of Connecticut and
Phillip Jessup of New York have
had trouble getting confirmed by
the Senate in recent days, most
observers here believe that con
firmation can be achieved by pay
ing attention to a few simple
rules.
Among those are the following:
1. Be sure you are for the things
that are going to be popular six
or seven years from now.
2. Don’t join anything, ever.
3. Don’t let your wife join any
thing, either.
4. Don’t get involved in foreign
affairs questions at all if you can
help it. If you can’t help it, back
the Monroe Doctrine and the Open
ism in a hurry and I hate both agreed that if a cease-fire were ar-
from the depths of my soul.
e. I am not and have never been
a Communist or a, member of any
Communist front organization.
9. If possible be Irish. This
pleases Senator Pat McCarran,
Democrat of Nevada.
Can You Get Baruch?
10 Keep up with the Senate’s
favorites. A word of praise on your
behalf by Bernard M., Baruch, for
example is worth maybe forty
votes. Similarly, if you have any
friends who are unpopular on Cap
itol Hill abandon them, or, better,
denounce them publicly.
11. Glorify the days when we
had no entangling alliances. This
proves you are a “sound fellow,
longing for the happy sunlit past.”
12. Stay out of the Far East.
If you go there, you will be ex
pected to have views on it and
somebody is bound to disagree with
any views you have. Ignorance
ranged in Korea, the United States
would discuss with the Chinese
Communists such questions as the
future of Formosa and whether the
Communists should get into the
United Nations.
Two rules apply in this case,
however, that are not listed above.
These are that Senate confirmation
is'much more certain if the nomi
nee is (a) a former Senator,
and/or (b) a Republican.
Look to the Future
The first rule, however, is the
important one, namely, that one
must be sure to be for the things
that are going to be popular six
or seven years from now.
For example, a man who oppos
ed recognition of the U. S. S. R.
throughout the Nineteen Thirties
is in clover,' and anybody who 1 fa
vored letting the Germans and
the Russians destroy one another
in 1941 would have no trouble with
Door Policy and be against com- about it, however, is no disqualifi- the Senate at all.
New Atomic Bomb
Tested in Nevada
Lawmakers Predict Debate
Over Long Range UMT Plan
Washington, Oct. 29—(A*) — Law- The present law provides that are on record in favor of putting
ices Committees will have 45 work
ing days to study and act on the
commission’s recommendations af
ter Congress reconvenes Jan. 8.
makers today predicted hot debate the Senate and House Armed Serv-
in Congress next year over a gov
ernment commission’s call for uni
versal military training (UMT) as
long range protection in the “mor
tal struggle with Soviet Commun
ism.”
The new national security train
ing commission’s blueprint f o r
UMT envisions eventual training
qf 800,000 American youths an
nually at a cost which could run
to more than $2,000,000,000 the
first year.
The commission’s recommenda
tions to Congress, made public last
night, were submitted under terms
of a 1951 law which extended the
draft and approved the broad idea
of UMT. That law, enacted last
June, requires further Congression
al action to put UMT into effect.
The commission urged that the
implementing legislation it recom
mended be approved “without de
lay” when Congress reconvenes
next January. It added, however,
that uncertain world conditions— Washington, Oct. 29 —(A 5 ) A
notably the situation in Korea— blueprint for a Universal Military
DMT into effect as soon as pos
sible.
Hov/ever, Rep. Arends (R-Ill),
another member of the House
Committee, told a reporter he is
Any legislation sent to the Senate “not convinced that the country
or the House by the committees wants peace-time military con-
will have privileged status, which scription.” He indicated that Con-
means any member could call the gress shouldn’t seriously consider
measure up for a showdown vote the issue while men still are being
at any time. i drafted.
On the other hand, Senator
Bridges of New Hampshire, sen-
Senator Russell (D-Ga), chair- ior Republican on the Senate Arm-
man of the Senate Committee, and ed Services Committee, declared
Rep. Vinson, (D-Ga), who heads “the chaotic world situation makes
the House Armed Services unit, (See UMT, Page 4)
UMT Blueprint Calls
For 800,000 Men
make it impossible to forecast
when the proposed training pro
gram could be started.
But a start at the earliest prtc-
ticable time is imperative, the
commission declared, because “the
clear prospect is that the present
Training System—a program that
could involve 800,000 youths an
nually and cost more than $4 bil
lion in the first year—was dis
closed today by the new National
Security Training Commission.
The commission prefaced its rec
to Congress with
doing that (as part of an amend
ment to the draft law) Congress
left details on the form and opera
tion of UMT for the commission to
draft and submit to the lawmakers.
It also left to some time in the
uncertain future the date upon
which a training program could
be started.
Here are some of the points the
generation must live in danger for ommehdations _ . . , ^ ,
many years.” some grim words about the world commission s report made:
. outlook and the need for UMT, 1. A fully operating program
America I repared among them these: would mean that about 800,000
An enemy today can strike dir- “The. clear prospect is that the youths 18 years old would get six
ectly at the United States by sea present generation must live in months of training, then for the
or air, so ‘the American people danger for many years” and there- next seven and a half years be in
must be prepared, like their fore- fore should “learn to live with dan- a reserve component. A UMT pro
bearers who pushed the frontier ger calmly and confidently.”
westward, to meet a savage and Because today’s military tech-
deadly attack at any moment.” nology permits an enemy to strike
The commission said “the return directly at the United States by
to frontier conditions demands a sea or air, “the American people gram is estimated by the Defense
frontier response”—to have every must be prepared, like their fore- Department for the first year at
physically and mentally able youth bears who pushed the frontier $4,187,983,600, with the annual
westward, to meet a savage and cost later dropping to $2,158,746,-
deadly attack at any moment.” 200.
The five-man civilian commis-
sion, headed by James W. Wads
worth, a former Republican mem
18 years old trained for six months
in the “art of survival and self de
fense.”
The group added that Congress’
approval of the principle of UMT
“reflects the reality that all free
society is engaged in mortal strug
gle with Soviet Communism.”
ber of Congress was formed last re ^ uce it-
gram starting off on a limited
scale might involve training about
60,000 men annually.
2. The cost of a full-scale pro-
The commission thought the
military’s estimate cost was too
high, that it might be possible to
June after Congress had approv
ed the broad idea of UMT. But in
The Battalion
Lawrence Sullivan Ross, Founder of Aggie Traditions
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4. Induction of trainees would
be through the existing selective
service system used for the draft
ing of men into the regular forces.
The trainees, however, would not
be members of the regular armed
forces, although they would be
trained for military duty and sub
ject generally to the same military
law governing the aimed forces.
5. Actually the system could
not be “universal” because there
is a level of physical and mental
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civilian skills used in emergency.
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Allen Pengelly. Assistant News Editor
Bob Selleck Sports News Editor
Pat Morley Women’s Editor
T. H. Baker, E. R. Briggs, A1 Bruton, Norman Campbell,
Mickey Cannon, Monte Curry, Dan Dawson, Bob Fagley,
Benny Holub, Howard Hough, Jon Kinslow, Bryan Spencer,
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geles, and San Francisco, main in high school until (a) grad
uation; (b) he reaches his 20th
birthday or (c) he ceases to pur
sue satisfactorily his high school
course. A youth ordered to re
port for UMT induction while in
college would be deferred until the
end of the current academic year,
but if he failed to make good in
his studies could be inducted.
The commission definitely op
posed deferment for college stu
dents except for the current aca
demic year.
Trainees would have the oppor
tunity to selecting the service,
within the training quotas fixed
for each of the armed forces. The
tentative plan is for the Army to
get 50 percent of trainees, the Air
Force 22 and the Navy, including
Marines, 28. Later the Navy fig
ure may be changed to include
trainees for the Coast Guard Re
serve.
Las Vegas, Nev., Oct. 29—(A*)—
A dazzling new weapon in Ameri
ca’s atomic bag—a medium sized
bomb with a lazy z after-cloud—
was dropped over the Nevada des
ert yesterday.
The bomb, apparently dropped
from an Air Force B-29 exploded
with a high flash and after glow,
visible on Mt. Charleston, 50 miles
away.
The ball of fire seared against a
purple mountain background at
9:20 a.m., CST for several brief
moments it put the bright morning
sun to shame.
The bomb burst at an elevation
that appeared to be at least 1,000
feet above the floor of Yucca Flat.
Letters
Seating Unfair
Editor, The Battalion:
The decision of the Student Sen
ate in solving the controversy 6n
the seating arrangement in Kyle
Field has done more to confuse
the situation and create more dis
content than ever before. As I un
derstand it, the seating arrange
ment had been ironed out before
and was satisfactory to everyone.
In it, all non-corps students and
their wives were to occupy the top
of the stadium from the 50 yard
line down to the end zone.
The area allocated was never
large enough to accomodate all
non-sorps students, but we were
still satisfied.
During the Oklahoma vs A&M
game, the areas reserved for the
corps seniors and non-corps—were
not kept reserved for the simple
reason that there were too many
guests, visitors and unauthorized
spectators sitting in those two sec
tions. Although I was one of those
sitting in the senior section, I nev
er left because I felt giving up my
seat only would not remedy the
situation since there were many
more non-regs sitting all around
me.
Next to me sat four Air Force
lieutenants, one of whom was an
ex-Aggie. But that is past.
Now, I cannot understand how
the senate could have voted unani
mously to place non-corps seniors
at a vantage point and then, shove
all other non-corps students to the
end zone. Is the senate biased?
Isn’t the senate supposed to iron
out things for the benefit of the
student body as a whole and not a
certain group. I think the senate
has failed.
Mr. Jim Martin, Senator Martin
that is, states in The Battalion
that “this seating arrangements
wasn’t anyone’s brainstorm, but
rather a carefully thought out plan
that required approximately six
hours before it was presented to
the Student Senate for approval.”
If all the Senate did was to ap
prove it, then who carefully
thought out this plan six hours
hence ? If it was carefully planned,
Senator Martin, is that why every
senator voted for it unanimously?
Whoever planned it sure didn’t
need six hours to come up with
such an unfair and undemocratic
idea.
I believe the senate should have
considered a status-quo and made
it manditory to allow no one in
those top rows but all non-corps
students and their wives for the
time being until something could
be done about guess. If all other
unauthoi’ized spectators are kept
out of those top rows, I think
all of us can get out there togeth
er and beat the hell outa SMU.
Ralph F. Gonzales ’53
Its flash was considerably greater
than that of the baby A bomb, un
veiled at the Atomic Energy Com
mission grounds last Monday. Ob
servers agreed that it did not
appear as bright as the blasts set
off here last January and Febru
ary.
Strangely, the detonation, for all
its spectacular aspects, was not
felt by observers on Charleston
Peak, or in Las Vegas, 75 miles
away.
But the odd, zig-zagging cloud
which stretched for miles across
the desert before disintegrating
was seen by hundreds of early
Sunday risers.
This was America’s 19th atomic
explosion. With Russia’s known
trio of blasts, it brought the
world’s total to 22. For purpose
of handy reference, it could well
go down as the “Lazy Z” bomb.
The AEG declined to verify that
the bomb was dropped from a
plane, issuing only! its routine an
nouncement that there had been a
nuclear explosion today.
But, from Mt. Charleston, this is
what was seen:
The B-29, from the Air Forces
Strategic Weapons Command at
Kirtland Air Force Base in Albu
querque, N.M., swooped over the
test site accompanied by two other
planes.
There was a sudden flash, white
hot at the center. It subsided as
quickly as a photographer’s flash
bulb, but a red after glow per
sisted.
Then, like a genie’s trail, a grey
column of smoke shot upward and
outward. It climbed hundreds of
feet into the sky and erupted into
the large mushroom usually asso
ciated with atomic explosion. The
mushroom was purple. From its
center, in one continuing swirl of
smoke, rose what can only be de
scribed as a purple doughnut.
The blast column of grey was
perhaps as thick as a half mile
in a few minutes of the actual
blast. •
The column — with very little
help from wind — then began
stretching at both ends and bent at
two points. Within ten minutes, it
assumed a twisted Z shape. The
lower section was grey, the diag
onal bar turned brown and the top
section glowed pink-purple.
The “Z” spread lazily. Fifteen
minutes after the blast, it could
have easily measured two miles
from one point of the diagonal bar
to the other. The fantastic figure
was by this time drifting several
thousand feet into the air. The
top bar was well above my eye
level, about 8,000 feet high.
mumsm.
5. If you must have political con
victions about foreign policy ques-
tions( which is not recommended),
make sure the President sends
your nomination to Capitol Hill at
a time when your convictions are
popular.
6. Be suspicious of the British
And if you know what they’re up
to today in northern Rhodesia, all
the better.
7. Don’t write books.
8. Master various cliches that
are popular on Capitol Hill, in
cluding the following:
a. I am for adequate defense, but
we must not spend ourselves into
bankruptcy.
b. I am for helping other coun
tries but they must first prove
that they are helping themselves.
c. America cannot defend the
whole world.
d. Communism is merely social-
cation. Nevertheless one cannot vouch
13. If possible have at least one even for those potential nominees
reformed Communist testify on who have the gift of prophecy,
your behalf, preferably Louis Bu- and the rules listed here must be
denz, former editor of The Daily regarded merely as policy guidance.
Worker. Not even a former Republican
14. Never accept any invitation Senatorial prophet, without ideas
to any off-the-record meeting at or previous connection, can be sure
the State Department without find
ing out first whether Harold Stas-
sen is to be there.
This set of rules is not, of course,
guaranteed. Many other rules ap
ply simultaneously and all are sub
ject to change without notice. For
example, the Senate Foreign Rela
tions subcommittee voted down Dr.
of confirmation in the present
state of affairs in Washington.
All the foregoing is merely un
official advice, put forward in ac
cordance with the terms of the fol
lowing story, now current in the
Capitol.
According to this story, an im
provident grasshopper who made
Jessup today, and voted in favor no pi ans f or the winter went to an
of Ambassador Warren Austin.
Both ambassadors have been
associated with the Administra
tion’s Far Eastern policy. In fact,
Ambassador Austin voted for the
ant and asked him how he should
live through the cold winter. The
ant replied that this was easy; the
grasshopper should merely turn
himself into a cockroach every
Weekly Income Taxes
Go Into Effect Nov. 1
Washington, Oct. 28—(TP)—Fol
lowing is a table showing the
amount of federal income taxes to
be withheld from weekly part-
checks under the new tax increase
law effective Nov. 1.
(The taxpayer gets an exemp
tion for himself, for his wife in
most cases, and for each child.
resolution in the United Nations October when the frost came, find
under which the United States n^ggif a W arm spot behind a radi
ator in some good kitchen, live
there until spring and then turn
himself back into a grasshopper
once more.
This scheme overjoyed the grass
hopper until, at the end of the con
versation he enquired:
“But tell me, how do I turn
myself into a cockroach?”
“I’m sorry, I don’t know about
that,” replied the ant. “I was
merely giving you policy guid
ance.”
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day night program was Dr. John
S. Hicks, chairman of the mem
bership committee of the TCCTA.
He told members of the local
AAUP Chapter how a campus
chapter of the TCCTA operates
and also explained the manner in
which the TCCTA has aided the
legislature and Legislative Council.
“The work has been done by the
association helps toward formu
lating an intelligent, long range
program of coordination and devel
opment of higher education in Tex
as,” Dr. Hicks said.
Korioth Chosen to Head
Grayson County Club
Andy Korioth was elected pres
ident of the Grayson County A&M
Club recently. Other officers elect
ed were O. D. Bretches, vice pres
ident; Bob Williford, secretary-
treasurer; and Douglas Shankles,
reporter.
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On weekly salaries of $200 and
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cess of $200 plus $40 for a person
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What’s Cooking
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