Page 4 THE B ATTALION FRIDAY, APRIL The Night Owl ... Before Nighteries, ■ • . . . A Poignant Drama 2i . ic5 ° ... By Herman O.GoUob _ “(iod’H in Hie Heaven, all’s right with the worid," smiled . Charlie Burney, that right disciplinarian of a squad ‘ j ,h» l jE J Flight, aa he thrust his scintillating body into o dle-lit suite in the steam>tunnels, where we dc| our plag- leader our can* Bl -• * -- j inrising. liooking up from our scale model Gutenberg printing press, we countered with "Grow old along with m >, the best Is yet to be,” and spelled out the name Robert sign language. Then without, hesitation, Burney produced his shirt a sheaf of old “Life Can Be Beautiful” i owning in A tacks, which 1 hud scattered on the earthen floor before rival. "Charlie,” we bexan affectionately, at the same tint) plack widow spider which jhnd mounted a sewer rat and[ our pet cobra Louella around the room, “we've summone<[ as an English major, you arb naturally blessed with an ae Of values, to say nothing of abundant leisure time.” Flushed with pride, Bprsey beamed, then winced not Louella gave him an 'approving bite on the leg. “Dpwn, Louella!” f commanded. ' ! “ “It’s nothing,” grinned Bursey, making a cross-incii wound with the Samurai saber he carries on his key cha “Charlie,” we continued^ “we need you to act as respondent for us this weekend. We had made arranj time ago to cover the Stork Club in Wichita Falls Satui then we’ve been invited to Harry’s Hashish Haven in simply can’t refuse. Will you take in the Stork Club fof Exultantly kissing our hand, Charlie accepted, and apartment on his one good gam. Noble chap, he. — under pts which red “Blue- cfy jround. vn to brass Burscy’s ar- d > San Antonio ig was chasing you because ithetic sense ceably when on over the special cor- ments some iy, but since Istanbul, and us?” dashed from Weak . . . ; The ijheir line i ho Anacacho Room—St. Anthony Hotel. Warney Ruhl chestra," featuring Vina at the'piano, the Ruhltones, and are playing daily at the swaflk, sophisticated Anacacho. and his or- Lynn Burns, If - ' Dallas Pappy’s Showland—K'iOO W. Commerce. Latest innovation at Pap- pV’s is wrestling (its been there about a month). On M >nday nights, the night club becomes an arena, with professional wre " Rogers will perform this Monday) gouging eyes and p .“the delight of the spectators. The only nightclub wrestfi . is that performed by couples on the dance floor. itiers (Buddy illing hair to ig we’ve seen Itouston West Gray. Marquis Lounge—1957 West Gray. Sophistication Marquis, one of Houston’s plushiest lounges. Comedienne Galles is the Marquis’ current entertainer, firid out for yourself. iJ . plus at the -singer Weela Exact cost 8li;>s our mind— • j Temple Hsn Mould—609 South 1st. Temple's best night Apot, th< Mould extracts a 60 cent cover charge from each body doors, Glass'imooth dance floor, music mostly by juke I bands frequently drop in to dust off a few sharps' and fl its, ra Hrecsc 41st. Street. ton lit out ■,* wm* wiw,. otrevt, 1 ib.hiiv oub Over (iulvcstf n ouyriii, win Sea Breeso boasts a cosy, Intimate atmospherer Mtnal! dance floor, muslf a la nlckloodemt, n ; o covet charge. Wlrhila Falls San entering Its hox, although i is no Stork Cluh—Henrietta Highway, (written by C. )l the same night club ns the one In New York, but Bursey). This „ — — — , t t Is’rSnl nice. You cun dance here. 1 don't,,remember the cover charge. I like it. ; Mugs and Monickers . /■: n Bayou, the Jim Ka iel of A Or dnance and date Doris I3mmley of San Ajntonio’s In- carnate ; Word strike < ecstatic smiles in the Club Sevenoaks, one of San Antonio’s bet ter dancing estab- lishmem I Multi pea shooters hauled their caisons to the Kit Room in San Antoio last week-end'for a night of revelry Bob “Roses in my cheeks” King consumed a quart of astonishment (disgust) of date Joan Harvejr. While roommate, laughed giddily in the ear of his partner, i Li Cartoonist Jack Stansbury drew funny pictures oij for the amusement of Patsy O’Brein, J. D. Hii ninton^and He date, Brad W I i- son. With luscious Barbara Bates for a little time for his buddies. V Stags Bruce McDaniels and Roger Jenswald took jn<)te: Corbett recited passages from “Sonnets from the Portui Harvey. Making good use of the dance floor were Ted Mac of William Shakespeare!) and Blanch Vitchum, Jim W| erly Brown. Local politico Hobie Fatheree was there with da e for. Holding small talk at a table Were John Dixon and, coby, John Mugg and Elisabeth Ladon, Jerry Cloud mi Baxter, and Bill Hayes and Gene Taylor. \ Vigehettex—Burt “Down peona, I’m on the staffl’ iug cadence for hla roommate Phil Cobb as the two ma •ep Pusher Barnes, Ken Schaake, and Stanley Scheppa gajji Vens for flying saucers . . . Gerald Monks, Dave Haln and Bryan Zimmerman coughing violently while waitirg x-rays . . . Ac* Jordan and Buddy Dealy laughing t entering Dorm 4 . . . Dick Tumtinspn choking hii slide ent of frustration . ; . Sam Amspoker and Fussy K il n for rain before WndiMday drill. ■ .. i ..A —~ Kat’s Zebra ind romance, milk to the J|m Cain, his n Shepard. ,he tablecloth rma Wiiliam- cAllister had Roger Jean h (Shades and Bev — A & M MET! CHURf You are cor tend all the le Schae- ietta Ja- rma Lee iley count- clats ., . ,t the hea- Johnson, thqir TB ufoiriously while rjjlOjln a mom- • praying * rnricea. James Jackson Pastor i y;,- 1 ^ - A Sunday: 9:50 A.M.—Church . 11:00 A.M.—Morn ni Subject: “On This 7:00 .P.M.- Wednesday: 6:00 P.M.—Dinner for We Bob Aggiqs School V^ors DIST to >t- Stand’’ Sneed ^ - program hmen lien By PAT LeBLANC S ix Baseball team hree starts has ling despite the of the positions are but green ball is coached instructor tits most with the Annex is aide* by Bradford, player- »gk in the mm Brad iare p little we depnitment,” i— . ut If they can work hard control, they will all be ■ ” Cook, who haa been pitcher, looks very on, they to im- impressive with a good curve bail. He only gave up a few hits against Allen and was fairly tight with his free-passes in the Tommy Sikes and both promising right-] though they are green not seen much contest a hare shown much « _ prove their pitching game. Veter an Rodrigues is also a good pros pect for starting duties, but goes wild when men are on! the base paths. i t j "In the infield, we [are the strongeet at flrat and the short- “ " * Bradford. Is a good flalder and a! fair hit- (See FISH BASEBALL; Pago 9) Mi will le Elsie Gray ss Gray, of College SUtion, the duchess for the' Past sident's Parley of the Amer- Legion Auxiliary, Brazos inly, in the Cotton Pageant Ball. She will be escorted^ Edsel Jones, also from Col- ;e ; Station. Betty Ann Betty, il sophomore stadent at TU, will represent the American Association of University Wo men, Bryan, College! Station chapter, ss their duchets In the Cotton Pageant Can and Ball. dary, a mu rill be the d Weatherford A Cotton Pageant escort will be fwler Vet fi from Wea t Med itherfc at TCU. less for the J Clab In the and Ball. Her loyd Blackburn, aior. Both hail I, Texas. ■ . !' j, r , '.J; ( 'lift' 1 . ' , 7^ ■ : • • ' : i! • il- I 4 IICht'HM lit, 8 ml Ball the Texai clence. Her cscor an Zimmerman, Jun major from t'lehun Cynthia will represent as their duchess In the ( Pageant and Ball. S|ie to from Shu Antoulo and wltl be riwort- ei by George Scelke, senlnr MR mpjor fiom Houston. e a Machine? By JOHN L. SPI AP Newsfoature Elinor Harv ey Elinor, a senior at Lamar High School in Houston, has been se lected to represent the Houston A AM College Mothers’ Club as duchess to the Cotton Pageant and Ball. Miss Harvey will be escorted by her brother, A. F. Harvey, Jr. RINGER Writer New, York, —fA’I— On the 11th floor) of an office buildinjg in down town New York Uncle Sam spon sors an endless quiz program in volving sums ’ far greater than even radio’s open-handed quizmas ters dream about. There you will find judicial ans wers to such brainbusters as: is rhubarb a vegetable or a fruit? When does an infant I become a child? Is whale meat fiph, or it is meat? Is a slide faster than a machine? What is a dol|? When is a rug not a rug? \ These questions are not trival. They—and similar ones—actually have been presented td the nine judges of the Gnited {jitates Cus toms Court. This unique cases dealing court handles ith commercial - Jr Imports from all countries in the world. In some instances the questions have Involved millions of dollars in tariff duties and have set important precedents on how the twisting, confused U. S. tariff laws should be applied. When it was decided that an infant becomes years, the entire was affected, asj parents pay foi clothing. Congre one rate of d clothing and a infant’s wear. 1 This court is {called upon to de cide what was in the minds of the congressmen who write, the na tion’s tariff laws. Often its tasks a child at two clothing industry well as the price their offspring’s s had provided for ty on children’s different rate on BANKING SERVICE COLLEGE STATION’S OWN College Station State Bank < j ) J | i , '•>* \ North Gate 'ism ^ r* The Exchange Store i I * ■ “Serving Texas Aggies” With Two Stores Main Campus A & M Annex American Laundry — and — Dry Cleaners Bryan, Texas Serving the College Station and Bryan Communities Since 1909 First State Bank & Trust Co. : f ■ j ' . BRYAN TEXAS r fader*! Deposit Insurance Corporation Henry A Miller & Co. North Gate Hardware v ■ t i i Furniture Gifts Phone 4-1145 just as often it runs ntfross a real skullcracker. “Almo it every case is a challenge,” sa ’« the court’s chief judge, Webstei J. Olover. Take the case of th« slide fas teners decided early 'last year. The importer calhd them ma chines. Goi-erntnenl agents call-' ed them articles made of metal. The importer j)ut a cojlegu pro cessor of ihcchanicjl eilginecring On the stand- to testify! that the elides were like children’s tri- iycles. In deciding the liasc, the court agreed that fasteners and tricy cles were alike, sine ; hunjian beings had to apply the power to make the work, But the 'court said nei ther was a machine, at least as far as the tariff wax ^concerned. The original rate of dtitjy was up- (igrirulturikl cduca- will begin practice seven Texas high Msr/tf# FOR TOMORROW A father teaches his son-the one day this son will teach his world ihoves on. And whether fishing, or the art of noble li' teaches the next. thrill of fishing. And own son. Thus the it be the thrill of ig, one generation vuv Many a great lesson of life is learned in such c humble setting as this one. For the foundation of education and growth is the “man to man" fellow ship of father and son. But Dad's free time is limit are few and far between, get the help he needs? I—these fishing trips ire else can this boy provide i many of the re- r. And the Church understanding from School and college will _ sources for a successful caree School will instill the spiritual which noble living springs. Wise is the father who gives fh« 6hurch opportu nity to help mold the life of his son—yes, and his own Calendar of Church Services life as we A * CosnUM IMT bjr Miw. SUmMu. Vlrpai* A & M Christian Church 0:45 A.M,—Church School 11:00 A.M.—Morning Worship 5:00 P.M.—Supper Group A & M Church of Christ 0:45 A.M.—Bible Classes 10:45 A.M.—Morning Worship 7:15 A.M.—Youth meeting A & M Methodist Cht 0:30 A.M.—Cadet Coffe He 10:00 A.M.—Sunday School 11:00 A.M.—Morning Worship i, 7:30 P.M.—Evening Wo Christian Science 11:00 A.M.—Morning Wo St. Mary’s Cl . 8:80 A-M.—Sunday Mass 10:00 A.M.—Sunday Mass College Station Baptiet 0:4B! A.M.—Sunday School A.M.—-Morning Worship P.M.—Baptist Training Union P.M.—Evening Worship omas Episcopal Chapel A.M.—Holy Communion A.M.—Aggie Coffee Club A.M.—Church Sch( A.M.—Morning P.M.—Evening P.M.—Student P.M.—Fellowship Service Lutheran Church A.M.—Bible Class ; A.M.—Worship Service Presbyterian Church A.M.—Sunday School A.M.—Morning Worship JJlifhtecn tfoA majors teaching in schools Apri Giving instructions to ntudenti in vocational agriculture at Will; Point will be Thomas Fl Williami and Evgehe D. 'Willis. At Gates, villic Mack K. Alien, Mike Brown and Frank P. Thompson will b< teaching. Carl V. Whitaker, Jenkins Moore, and John C, Frisby will teach at Hearns., M| Practicing vocational agriculture teachers at Wharton will be Law rence T. Smith, Car nil! C. Smith and Robert O. J utk son. Edwin F. Daniel, and Walter L. Buci-f winkle will go to Belton. Teaching at Navasotu will be Benjamin H. Bailey, Leslie J. Gentiiy, and W, Drake. 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