The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, April 13, 1950, Image 1

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Nation’s Top
Collegiate Daily
NAS 1949 Survey
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Volume 49
COLLEGE STATION U
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)AY, APRIL 13,1950
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Price Five Cents
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AMO(;l«tion will hold « m*«t<
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offlelol dulonto from ASM.
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- - - will bpoln at
9 a. m. on Friday, April 111. Th*
orient*
Kroup.
Saturday
v
morning will be epent In
In* and Inatructin* the
Friday afternoon and Saturday
morning will be devoted to panel
diacueeione concerning various
phaaes of college life.
Diaeuaalons Planned
The delegatea from AAM will
lead in a panel'discussion on cul
tural entertainment for TISA
member schools. Keith Allsup, Al
len Eubank, Charles Kirkham, Bill
Parse, and Charlie Royalty will be
the official delegates from AAM.
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Caro! Pierson
Mra. Pierson will represent the
S«th Div. A*M Club as their
duchess in the Cotton Pageant
and Ball. She will be escorted
by her husband Rob, CB major
fr«bu Marlin, Tesas.
incomplete Rosters
Portions of the Aggteland are
being delayed because certain or
ganisations have failed to turn
in needed rosters, co-editor Jim
Woodall, has reported.
Woodall also said that arrange
ments for pictures of Who’s Who
award winners were not moving
according to schedule. The year
book head explained that all Who’s
Who honorees should make ar-
. rangements as soon as possible
with the receptionist in the Stu
dent Activities Office.
The co-editor said that the fol-
•''lowing rosters needed for comple
tion of full pages were still miss
ing: FFA, Panhandle (officers),
Kream and Kow, Jr. AVMA, En
gineer Council, Arts and Sciences
Council, ASCE, Ind. Ed Club, Tau
Beta Pi, Architecture Society, and
AGC.
page rosters missing
Dallas Mothers and
Other full
are for the
San Antonio Mothers Clubs, Ama
rillo. Bell County, Dallas, South
west Texas, and Entomology
Clubs, and Agriculture Council.
Half page reservations which
still lack rosters are the 4-T, PE,
Pre-Law, Spanish, Abilene Mothers,
Abilene, Caldwell County, Hender
son County, Johnson County, La
vaca County, and Hillel Clubs, and
Lutheran Society. /
The University of Texas Will lead
In a discussion concerning stu«
Vaveynment investigations
school prices and principles,
honor system In rollede will
discussed by students from HI
Institute, I
The stuildnt government’s. pros
gram In buHding school spirit
will be considered by studente from
M. M. U, and the betterment of
faculty-student relations will bw
the topic for the students froTji
Baylor University.
Other subjects to be discussed
will be student government finance
by students from the University
of Houston, the student court sy
tern by studente from Trinity "
verslty, and disciplinary comm
tees and how they function by step
dents from Texas Tech.
Program Committee 1
The program committee which
planned the topics for discussion
consists of Keith Allsup from
■AAM, Rorine McFaddin from the
University of Texas, Bryan Nick
els and Frank Lady from Baylor
University and Bill Hathway from
Trinity University. This group
met in Austin last February and
began making plans for the coming
meeting. - - ;
Approximately 40 colleges are
expected to send delegates to the
convention, Allsup concluded.
ykes to Speak
Investments
In V tonight
Victor Dykes, vies prssl*
lent and director of Texas
'und Inc., will apeak to Buai*
eiM and AccoutHInif 420, In*
•atmenU cIuiumn tonight In
he YMCA chapel, t>, K. Fitch,
SRociate professor of the Depart-
lent of Business and Accounting,
nnounced todays Dykes will ex-
lain Investment trusts to the
roup.
Dvkes Is one of the founders
>f the Texas Fund Inc., the first
najor Investment trust to be
ounded in TexasL The firm is en-
iged in fund management and
search, and holds securities re-
resetting 46 Texas and South-
restem industries.
I Dykes was graduated from Le
high University in 1925. In 1931 he
entered the investment business,
£ nd from that date until 1946
as a partner in the Boston] firm
bf Enderson and Cromwell and was
one of the founders of the Fidelity
^und in the early 1930’s.
From 1946 until he came to
Houston in 1949, Dykes was in
vestment counselor for the Boston
firm of Russell, Berg, and Co.
During the war he served for
hree years as a combat intelli-
ence officer with the Air Force
n the South Pacific.
Early Spring Opens
Gulf Fishing; Season
Port Aransas, Tex., April—
—The summer fishing season has
already started in this Gulf Coast
area, thanks to a mild winter
and early spring.
Usually, the first tarpon are not
sighted in these parts until
middle of April. But the first was
caught this year on Feb. 28.
"Frank Rogers of San Antonio
was fishing for drum off the fisH-
l?* p , i , er ^• l ?L M u ?i n8r
Carroll Wakefield, opgrhtor
the pier* and a bait and tackle coi
cession, said. "A big drum took oi
hook and a tarpon grab!
other, knocking the drum
Rogers landed the tarpon but
so riUMppointod at losing the fi
drum that ha_ threw the ta
back into the tiulf of Mexico* a;
before a picture could lie made. ,
"It must Have been one of tKe
earliest tarpon catches on record
here."
Lota of pompano, mackerel,
iarkfUh, redftah, trout, sheeps*
head and drum are currently bet
Ing caught, following tho.beai
at
winter toorlet eeeaon this towih
at the northern tip of Mostang
island, hae ever known. T
Up and down the coast angle
are taking to such bays as Rei
fish Bay, Aransas Bay, Rockport
Bay, and Copano Bay. Beach cot
tages at Aransas Pass, Rockport,
and Bayside (on CopanO Bay), and
Port Aransas, report a good trade.
Tarpon Inn, a landmark at Port
Aransas, is again in operation this
year, managed by William Ellis and
wife, \
Port Aransas has a big fleet 6f
Gulf fishing boats—for gamefish
such as tarpon and sailfish as well
as edible varieties. Veteran guides
have been readying their boats
for a predicted big season. Boats
will be piloted again this year by
such veterans as Bill Moore, Son
ny Matthews, J. D. Littleton, Ap-
brey Nelson, Kenneth Nelson,
Florida Roberts, Henry Studeman
and others. J J]
Marlin have been seen at Port
Aransas but none has ever been
caught. The competition to land
the first marlin here will be strong
again this year.
Fishermen who prefer not to
go out in hosts fish from the
jetties at Port Aransas or on
the free fishing pier. Hundreds
were caught by pier and jetty
fishermen last year. In one day,
29 tarpon were landed on the
pier. In pier and jetty fishing,
heavier tackle is used than in
fishing from boats.
Wakefield, who controls two and
one-half miles of bathing beach
at Port Aransas and operates a
bath house and beach facilities,
i aid swimmers have been plunging
Into the surf for weeks, attracted
>y the sunsMna and balmy tein-
i mratures.
Also the party season la on—
(roups from Corpus Christ) ami
ither nearby areas have held
thrlmp boils and crab boils all
lion* the beaches of 1‘adre and
Mustang Islands, driving sotne-
llme 40 to B0 miles south of Port
Aransas over the hard-packed
sand near the water.
The Causeway, from the. mainland
to Port Aransas dias been improved
luring the winter. Also the land
ing field at Port Aransas has been
Improved and enlarged.
Dr. limiH Carl PuuliiiK
Pauling Speaks
For Joint ACS,
Sigma Xi Meet
Dr. Linus C. Pauling will
address a joint meeting of the
Texas A&M Section of the
American Chemical Society
and the Sigma Xi Club to
night at 8 p. m. in the Chemistry
Lecture Room. The subject of his
speech will be, “Valence in Metals
and Intermediate compounds.”
Dr. Pauling is the chairman of
the Division of Chemistry and
Chemical Engineering of the Cal
ifornia Institute of Technology
In 1925, he studied in Muhich,
Copenhagen, and Zurich in 1926
and 1927 as a fellow of the Gug
genheim Memorial Foundation. Dr.
Pauling has been given several
honorary doctor’s degrees.
He has published aboui 160 pap
ers in JACS, the Journal of Chem
ical Physics and Chemical Reviews
and other journals, and is the auth
or of “Quantum Mechanics,” “Line
Spectra,” and “Nature of the
Chemical Bond.”
,000 AlDallas
i Dxlius, April 13 (At—Next time
you see n flying saucer grab It.
You may win |B0|000. j
That reward was. offered by the
State Fair of Texas ioday for
the first aulhentie “flying disc"
from Interplanetary spare.
Fair President H. L. Thornton
specified the disc or saucer must be
delivered to the fair to be placed
on exhlhit. He said if a disc is
found a committee of scientists will
have to pans on its authenticity.
Outstanding Junior Cadet
To Get $200 DAR Award
By RAY WILLIAMS
A junior cadet who has main
tained the highest standard of aca
demic endeavor^ military profi
ciency, and has shown outstanding
Readership, will receive the Jun
ior Honors Man award of $200
cash when Mother’s Day rolls
around.
The award is- to be given by the
Daughters of the American Revo-
lutiion, Texas Society, according to
Mrs. Frapk Garland Trau, State
Regent from Sherman.
Originating the award in 1946,
under the administration of Mrs.
Edward R. Barrow, of Houston,
then State Regent, the D. A. R.
has made it permanent, and has
given it-.each year since that time.
General O’Neill to Assist In
By JOHN WHITMORE
Ground breaking at the new
Catholic Student Center is not any
thing new for Brigadier General
James H. O’Neill, Deputy Chief of
Chaplains. General O’Neill was
credited with the battle of the
Third Army on the Rhine, which
was fought in the mud. I
When General Patton, command
er.'of the Third Army, called, his
chaplain Into his hendiiuarten he
naked for mlraclee—and got them.
On this occasion It was not In the
form of a ehovel full of jlirt but in
the form of dry weather. 1 *
The Third Army was bogged
down bn the Rhine. The mud
would not let the trucks end men
go forward. Patton grew frantic
' so he called on the “Padre M of
the Third Army to pray for clear
weather which would dry up Ike
mud.
The Chaplain prayed and tho
rest is-history.
Chaplain O’Neill, who was later
credited with the victory on
Rhine, was presented with a mi
by General Patton.
^ Again he will, be called upon
deaf the earth, but this tiifie
the principle speaker at the grou
breaking ceremonies, Paul
Woods, arranger for the publicity
committee, announced.
Also included in the Student
Center will be a new Chaplaih’a
Parish house and a new chapel
which will hold 500 people-
In addition to helping in
ground breaking General O’H
will speak at the banquet with
ground breaking later Sunday
ternoon.
The services will be held on
two acre lot adjoining St. Mi
at North Gate.
Presiding over the ceremonies
will be Monaignor J. B. Gleisener,
Aggie Catholic Chaplain- If
Gieisaner recently celebrated his
60th anniversary in the priesthood
and his 45th year at AAM.
Six former Aggies will af
Y
on hand for the ceremony,, they
will be coming as either Catho
lic priests or men studying for
the priesthood.
The Rev. James Nelson and the
Rev. Ernest Michalka, both of La-
Porte Seminary, will aasist in the
celebration of the field mass.
Fr. Nelson was in the class of
1937 ami Fr. Michalka was in the
class of l934.
President of the College, F. C.
Bolton, will also bo on nand to
formally start work on the new
centeir.
General O’Neill will be the prin-
clale speaker at the Diamond Ju
bilee banquet to be held in Sbisa
Hall Sunday. This is in honor of
Magr. Gleissner’s 46th year with
the College Station Church.
Among the honored guests will
- - ■ t 0 f Houston who
ng the State Council
Itts of Columbus, Bish-
leicher of Austin and
P. O’Connell, rector of
be J. R~
is repr
of the Knig
oj> Louis
Iveston Parish.
Hi
This award is given in line
with the policy of the D. A. R.
to make scholarship awards in
each of the state supported col
leges and universities. During
1949, 68 students were assist
ed through D. A. R. scholarships
and student loan funds, which
funds currently total $57,T96 in
vested.
The Texas Society D. A. R.
has pioneered this movement of
patriotic groups to present awards
to deserving students in, the state
colleges and universities.
While a guest on the campus,
Mrs. Trau will be entertained by
the two local chapters of the
Daughters of the American Revo
lution, La Villita Chapter of Col
lege Station, and William Scott
Chapter of Bryan.
Honest Man
Greek Muse
Didn’t Look
Long
Enough
The man that Demosthenes was
•eaiehlng for in old Athens has
passed Umiuijli College Htatton,
Carl Hlrdwall, manager af the
Bxchange-Htofe, received a letter
containing $10 In this morning's
mail. “This is in payment for a
pen ami pencil set which I stole
from you In l|l48’’ the letter] read,
M > • . my recent ronversionl . ,'
requires complete restoration of
any wrong dope to my neighbor."
"If you can find It In your
heart, I ask that you . . . forgive
me." the letter, continued. And it
ended, "May God bless you.”
\ Llke Demosthenes, Birdwell does-
't know the identity of his hon
est man. The letter was unsigned.
The $10 was turned over to Die
Student Senate Scholarship Fund.
Petroleum Talk
Slated Tonight
Michael T. Halbouty, Class
of ’30, consulting geologist
and independent oil operator,
will speak to members of the
Petroleum Club in the Petrol
eum Lecture Room at 7:30 to
night.
A former lUbigborn editor and
founder of the Scholarship Honor
Society, he was ] listed in the 1930
Who’s Who ajt A&M. The Hous
ton ex was also pn the corps staff,
a four year member of the Geo
logical Society, and was managing
editor of the, Aggie Geologist in
1928.
Halbouty was! formerly chief
petroleum engineer and a vice
president of Glenn McCarthy En
terprises. He ! is listed in Who’s
Who Among Young.Men of Amer-
icai Who’s Who in Engineering,
And Who’s Who Among Men of
Achievement in ! Texas.
Halbouty will be a guest of the
Cadet Corps tonight in Duncan
Hall for dinner.]
M. S. Church
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At Muster Cere
By CHABLRH KIRKHAM the extended program was that 1
ioue Mull
oyer th« i
Network,'
Marion H, Church, ’oh, prominent
Dallas attorney ana former presi
dent of the Association of Fol 1 -
mer Ntudents, will deliver the main
address at this year's Aggie Muster
to be held In Uulon ifall, April
21, Ken Landrum, (Undent Senate
Muster Committee rha rman an
nounced today.
The muster on the catnpue will
follow along the general linen of
the paat two Mustera,: Landrum
said. The 1950 Muster,] however,
will last approximately an hour,
he added.
Reason given by Landrum for
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L’NeU Walker
Miss Walker, a freshman at Bay
lor and from Alice, Texas, will
be the duchess representlhg the
A&M Brush Country Mother’s
Club in the Cotton Pageant and
Ball. Escorting her will be Tom
mie R. Kirk, senior agricultural
Engineering major from Taft,
PMinleag
Publication..
Lass-O, Battalion Staffers
Begin Exchange Operation
By HILL llll.LINGHLKY
THCW's newspaper, the Dally
Lass-0, will probably read a lot
like The Battalion Monday,
The reason for Its probable
switch from standard style to the
mad manner of Die Braaos Bugle
is an Invasion by a major portion
of The Battalion's staff this week
end. 4 .
In an effort to iimprove relations
(both fraternal jand social) be
tween the two papers, editors of
the pair of publications have work
ed out an exchange arrangement,
The Batt staff is putting out the
Lass-O this approaching Monday
(April 17), anid the Lass-O staff is
producing thb local paper one
Monday in next month, (May 6).
Fourteen members of our staff
are leaving iq five cars Friday at
noon. Tentative plans now call for
us to attend the annual Lass-0
press banquet Friday night, with
either an informal dance or pic
nic to follow.
Saturday morning the Aggies
will attend classes with the Tes-
sie journalists, and begin work on
the Monday’s paper. Saturday af
ternoon we will round out our work
on the approaching edition, and
declare open season on dancing and
partying for
Reactions
night
among st
Brentwald Joahua W., American and Canadian Champion Wire-
haired dachshund, garnered another honor in Ti eoday night’s Dog
Show by being named Best Dog in Show. Shown here held *
handler Bill Akke, the dog also won regional
first place in
nty Kennel
vis Spence (center), one of the Judges, and A. K. Sparks,
45, club president, hold the ribbon and cup awarded the dog.
hound division of the show held by the Braaos Count]
Club. Lewis Spence (center), one of the judges.
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■JWwtsaairsiSls'issj
-r
were divided Into two nhart> groups
when the announcement of the ex
change arrangements were mode.
Two of our feature writere Waited
away their typewriters and prompt
ly inquired, between the wolf calls,
who had the fastest car.] * -^1 ]
Among the coffee-impregnated,
deadline-harried, long-hour-labor-
ing desk men, however, the revel
ation was accepted with the us
ual deadpan calm. Feature Editor
Coslott and managing editor Selph
were idly flipping through a Tes-
sie journalism pamphlet, looking
for cute date possibilities.
Coslett had just singled out a
curvaceous young creature, with a
vibrant smile and an angelic face.
He indicated her questioningly
with the stub end of a copy pencil.
Half the rim staff bowled their
chairs over, pounded violently on
the copy desk, uttered appreciative
whistles, and chewed on their
typewriter rollers.
. Said Selph, looking far off in
the distance toward tomorrow’s
edition, “I wonder what kind of
a news story she can write T”
have
-wide
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b# vforkwl
•»aVs Mur*
iJ Junior business
»|lege Htatton, will
the two
been broadcast
Texas Quality ...
ranfcamenlH could nut
out to broadcaat i this
tar, ha said, . ]
Hainan to Km
David llaities,
student from Co;
act as master of crdtftnvnijMf for
this year's ceremonies. Haines
served In that capacity during last
year's Muster.
The program as announced by
Landrum begins with the “Aggie
War Hymn" played by the A&M
band and sung by the audience.
Haines will then call the Muster
together and Curtis Edwams, will
give the invocation. The bdnd and
audience will join to sing and play
"Jhe Twelfth Man."
Haines will read the Muster tra
dition and the Singing Cadets will
sing “The Spirit of Aggieland."
The audience will join in on the
chorus.
Louis A. Hartung, president
Harrington To
Address Collin
County Muster
Dr. M. T. Harrington, dean
of the college | and president
elect, is to be feted at the
Annual Collin County A&M
Muster in Plano, April 21.
a A Muster dinner will be held
at 7 p. m. fori A&M men only.
The dinner will be followed by an
open Muster for Plano and Collin
County at which time Dean Har-
rington .will talk;
A. G. Wilson, president of phe
club is in charge of arrangements
for -the annual Muster. John
Hewson will act as fefastmaster
for the event, end Jt^ck McCul
lough, county agent jof Collin
County will conduct the actual
roll call.
Other honor gu«*ts for the Mus
ter will Include Tyree Bell, mem
ber of the Hoar* of Directors, and
Chancellor Gibb'Gilchrist.
The open hou(ie Muster wllj he
held In the auditorium of the
Plano High Nrhojil,
13 Ag Ed Majors
Practice Teaching
I’exas
hig
Agenda Announced
For Senate Meet
Street markers, the Texas Inter
collegiate Student Association Con
vention, and a change in the elec
tion of Battalion editors were sub
jects set on the agenda for this
evenings meeting of the Student
Senate, Jimmy Magruder, chair
man of the senate executive com
mittee announced this morning.
The agenda was drawn up Wed
nesday afternoon during the exe
cutive committee meeting, Ma
gruder said. •/
The street marker item pro
poses that the Senate endorse a
plan for prominently marking
street Intersections ,on the cam
pus. This proposal was made by
Charles Kirkham, executive com
mitteeman.
Discussion of the approaching
Texas Interscholoatic Student As
sociation Convention in Waco, April
21-22 will bo led by eenate presi
dent Keith Allsup.
A proposed change in the elec
tion of Battalion editor will be in
troduced for the senate's consid
eration, Magruder said. The
S ang* would permit the election
both co-editors, from elthar
the cadet corps or the non-military
students in the event the other
group doee not have a qualified
candidate.
Selection of students to Who’s
Who will also
of students to 1
Iso he discussed.
Thirteen agricultural education
majors are .practice teachini
this week in five Ti
schools.
Paul C. Sigut, Hugh C. Moods,
and William A. Wyatt, Jr, are
teaching at Caldwell. These men
will be.advised and helped by Lee
Parmley and J. A. Rogers, voca
tional . agriculture teachers at
Caldwell.
In Crystal City are Steve Lind
sey, Sterling Lindsey, and Wil
liam A. Carruthers. They will be
under the guidance of H. R. Mc
Neil, vocational agriculture teach
er at Crystal City.
J. R. Jackson, vocational agri
culture teacher at La Grange will
assist H. W. Eichenhorst, Otto L.
Fuchs, and Howard F. Fuchs.
At Bertam, vocational agricul
ture teacher W. H. Pittard, Jr.
will serve as advisor to W. Shell
and Gjjbert Heideman.
Also teaching this week at
Gainesville are Gordon Bryan and
Edgar Grounds.,
dent
presell
AfteiKi
of the it
Association of Former Htu-
will deliver a short talk to
students of ARM.
short response on behslf
v (|ent body, given by! Ca*
det Coloilel Doyle A vein, special
numbers Will be given by the band
and the Hinging Cadets,
The prlnciiU* address follows the
Hinging CbiIcVh selection.’ Jack
Norman will next read the iradi*
tlonnl Aggie Miister poiim.
Roll ('oil
i Taps will be played while Nor
man reads the roll call for the ub-'
sent. This year’s roll cull contains
eight names. Fivel arV pameS of
students who have died since the
last Muster and three names are
those of prominent former stu
dents.
Names on roll call an
Oliver Bisson, Marcus R. Brown,
Norbert James Lucas, Warren'
ton, and Reagan Dale Robe}
Former student’s names to
called are Abram Hensarling,
R. Lancaster, and Gen. George
»re Jerry
Br
squad of Ross Volunteers will
a three volley salute to the
men whose names were called on
Roll Call for the absent
I “Auld Lang Syne” will be Rung
by the Singing Cadets while Halqes,
gives the closing ceremony.
Concluding the 1950 Miister Will
be Silver Taps.
bers of the committee j are Ken
Landrum, t chairman; Bill Parse,
John Christianson, Jackie Miller,
and Chester StrOud. The senate
committee is working together with :
Dick Hervey, secretary fOr the As
sociation of Former Students and
Henderson Shuffler, director of
the Information Office.
Seventeenth M«
This year’s Aggie Mtister will
be the 17th in the history] of A&M;
The first Aggie Muster was held
in 1903.1
The Muster, to be held next Fri
day evoning, April 21, in Uuion
Hall, will begin at 7:80,
At the Gttove
Following -Ir a scluduif of
activities planned for Ti e Grove
through the remainder of the
semester. h
April 15 „ 6th Regimental Hull
April 9H Cotbm Hall
April M ..All Collet * Dance
May 5 .... Aggie Players
May 4 AggievPluyers
May 5 Ross Volunteers
May 6 ... Square Dance Keetlval
May H Baylor Symphony
May 12 Aggie Squares
May 13 Mothers Day Dance
May 20 Ring Dance
June 2 1 .Filial Ball
EUrw Buchhett
Elsie, A student at Highland
Park High School In Dallas, will
repreaMt the SAM aa their
docheaa In the Cot Ion Pageant
and Ball. Her eecort will be W.
D. Berry, elao from Dallas.
Show Planned For
Pan-American Day
The Collegiate Chapter of the
FFA will air a special Pjan-Amer-
ican Day Program, Friday, April
14, at 6 a. m. over WTAW.
On the program three students
from Latin America will be in-'
terviewed concerning agricultural
enterprise in their countries. TTie
program will be trahsertbed and
rebroadcast at noon in conjunction
with the Texas Farm and Home,-
program. | ---m
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Overheard in a conveisation be
tween two ground force cadets was
this gem—“Those flyin j saucer
can’t belong to the Air Force,
few of them are crashing.”
An economics prof re cently la
mented while in a pensive mood,
“Everything I like to do anymore
is either too expensive, fattening,
or immoral.”
“ DEGENERATION 0F COL
LEGE YOUTH DEPARTMENT;
Two young men, roommate* at a
University not too far dlitant from
A&M, decided to play a last set 6t
tennis. Each took his ow n car and
drove to the courts. Oj e parked
at ohe end, the other at the oppo
site end of the court.
After whipping through
ged set they decided to
day. Meeting each otht ....
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merited one another on
good game It had been.
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but one wee pertlculerlj
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looked at him with implo
and said, "Drive me ovgr
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