k' 1,^ • . t •• 4 ' i * * . -l 7W 1 'J | Battalion Editorials If 949 [aybe, as a few Id do anything differertly after a seven-day cooling-off period' They don’t. | Las; Thursday afternoon, on Kyle Field, you gave us a magnificent demon- stratioi]i of football. Your play was ter rific Page Open Letter to the TU Football Squad . . -Gentlemen: idea about football. We have delayed writing this for a pie suggest, we sh< week, ia the belief that things might look draw a bigger gate and pile up a more sational score. But ^e can’t help believ ing that just about as many fans will turn out, and that one of the two teams will us ually win if football is played accordir g to its own rules and boxing and wresding are left to fend for themselves. Although it may; sound like a sour- ou also gave us an outstanding 'demonstration of dirty football, with slug' ging a^d piling-on the rule, rather than grapes statement, wej are pretty proud of our ’49 football squad and their record. Scorewise, they were pretty sad. But they gave everything they had in every game. They didn’t quit and they kept it clean. That’s all we expect of anybody’s foot ball team' Next year it looks like the University the exception. It looked like hell. Thej paradoxical part about it all was that ycju could have beaten us quite hand ily /Without the rough stuff. It seemed to us rather foolish to mar good football with back-alley brawling. It would be difficult to say just how n. theL fin|al score would have been affected of Texas, with your depth of good sopho- if you |had stuck strictly to blocking and mores and juniors will be the power of the tackling and^ left out the slugging and conference. On TurkeyDay,1950,it’sipos- piling-on. We won’t hazard a guess wheth- sible you may be undefeated and on the er the difference in score would have been way to the SWC championship, larger or smaller. ° But when you meet the Aggies in Mem- ' "§u1; there is one thing that seems cer- or ial Stadium that afternoon,; you can ig- taijm Xou cost our very fine sophomore nor e the records. We will try to impress fullbatk, Bob Smith, quite a bit of per- oh you that afternoon that an inspired sonal distinction. As a result of being team can play clean football, which is also slugged by one of your ends—and that in- good football. j I cUlent was only the most Outstanding of You may rest assured that we will use a long series of shoddy and illegal tactics your dirty plaj/ of Thursday against you - -Hmi di missed a little more than half of as much as possible, We will mention it the game, N . to our football! team and student body ou - While he wmh Idhrhe lst several plae- several occasions before the game, es m i h»>; conference standings f«»r leading On that Thanksgiving afternoon you grounjl gainers and scorers,; My the same will be playing two teamsT-niir 1950 team he has already missel one all-eon- and your squad of 1949, You might he- i team, and may lose ^cognition on gin thinking about, and working toward, mythical elevens, the game right now, gould be that we have the wrong We are,; f .. i token ferenhe other It Quick, the Smelling Salts! Pm Out j,. There was big news among the na tion’s bluebloods last week. With publi cation of the 1950^Social Register, the carriage trade had a field day thumbing through its pages, seeing just who was in cluded and who was not. Changes always occur in the Social Register, but the publishing association nelverj, tells‘why. This is left to the wpn- jdering and curious minds of the so-called elite. - We have never carried hopes of some day t|eing included in this book of books. We do not especially care. Yet we can visualize the thousands of people who watted anxiously for many days, hoping agajpst hope that their name would ap- in this publication of the select, the -bred. Yfet there are probably many people - pear pure- included in these supposedly revered pages who care no more than you or we as to its content. Their minds are prob ably occupied by many more weighty prob lems, which require much more mentality and character than it takes to score a hit in the Register. Variations in those included have many alleged reasons for being, j Divorces, mar riages out of class, scandals, politics— all have a bearing on the selection. Place this bluebook by such a publi cation as f ‘Who’s Who,” the annual edi tion of greats and near-greats by their own workings, and try to find a compar ison. We pan see none. j > Let this carriage trade have their fun. It’s big news to them, even if nobody else particularly cares. v In Passing . Datejined East Lansing, Michigan this AP sltory on student subtlety: r A group of Michigan State college stu dents turned to Webster’s dictionary in thfeih fight for extra tickets to the Notre Damie football game. Tickets are at a pre fer the game here. me 25 single men obtained “spouse books” entitling them to extra tickets on the theory they were married. The col lege discovered the hoax and took the miu r i tickets aw Now the students claim the dictionary defines a spouse as a fiance or fiancee as well as a bride or bridegroom. The college is taking a dim view of the argument. I 1 j As ingeneous as Aggies sometimes are, we doubt if any have lately equaled this dictionary foat. We don’t read diction aries: by heading them one niught get edu cated. The Battalion "Soldier, Statesman, Knightly Gentleman" Lawrence Sullivan Ross, Founder of Aggie Traditions . ■ . ^ . j ^ .i i News contributions may be made by telephone (4-5444) or at the editorial office, Room 201, 3$odwin Hall. Classified ads may be placed by telephone (4-5&M) or at the Stuudent Activities Office, Room 209, Goodwin Hall. . j | T ■ - —■ j ■ ■■ ■■ -■■■■' — I .1. ■■■. I, I.,,. I, I I, I, ._..j - - IThe Battalion, official newspaper of the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas and the City of College Statioil, Texas, is published five times a week and circulated every Monday through “ {day afternoon, except during holidays and examination periods. Durings the summer The Bat- \ " Friday afternoon, except during holidays and examination periods. Durings the summer The Bat talion is published tri-weekly on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Subscription rate $4.30 per school year; Advertising rates furnished on request. |i j\ \ . ' ; T ■ ■M ■ • • ■ ' ; V ' i : .. - 1 “W... s‘ . : ic Associated Press is entitled exclusively to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in the paper and local news of spontaneoua origin publish- - acT'herein/ Rights of republjcation of all other matter herein are also reserved. second-claM matter at Port tkf it College Station, Texas, under/ the Art of Congreaa of March >. 1870. rtt.T. BILLINGSLEY, C. C. MUNROE Member of The Associated Prc j Represented nationally vertielng Service Inc., Chicago, Loo Angelea, .................. Clayton Selph, Lewii Burton, Otto Kuna® *,,•••••••••# •• •• • ♦Managing Editor® Dav® Coslctt. j • • • • ♦ ^atur® , Editor aa. c a-&. “; . p ° , “ .v.: , tC< nnctb Marak, Emmett Trant. Jack Brandt .. Cartoonlrt* ; Martin HoWaiM 1 . Photographer T Uutf Oliver... T ■ • • • • • • ••••••••••• .Cttuulatlon Menagrt Charlw Kli George Clayton W. K. Colvil Bill Weldon A1 Bunjes Faila.^ rum. Dean Bob Allen, Dean Reed. mlo ••••••••••••< Roger Coelelt, G. peon, John Lawrence Ashl Curtie t.. John Driadale, vid Folzonlogon. Bob Lindheim. Bruce Ne id. L. O. Tledt ..... Kepton. '4 Gann, Ralph Gorman, n •P •: ! .:,r ,1,' • hr National Ad- at New Tork City, and San FrancUco. Co-Editors dal Board Chairman ^. .Bdttorial 'Board F. Newton. John Taptey, L . . Feature Writer* Jr„ Emil i, J. C. , Bee Land- Prank ... ji.. Sporta Writen • /! i W Letters o \The Editor iTbeioua'material will be publtihed. EXPLANATION WANTED Editor, The Battalion: The object of this letter is to find out why in the world the Dean of Men should put two senior^ yell leaden on conduct probabtion for the rest of their days at this fair school, and also to campus them for the rest of this semester, We understand that the jokes (some of them) were out of place In front of ladies, but since this is a boys school, It wa« not conduct rating such a "chicken" act, * Name withheld hy request (Editors 1 Note—The action taken aunlnel the two men was hy faculty panel, Nlnee panel eases are nt»n to The llattalloo for olwervatlon only (with ap proval of men Involved and pan el members) and tint for public cummenl, we refer you to the two yell leaders for the eiplaaa- lion,) Hollis to Discuss Graduate Problems A discussion of graduate prob lems with the Graduate School Council is being planned for Wed nesday by Dr. Ernest V. Hollis. Dr. Hollis, chief of college ad ministration, Office of Education for the Federal Security Agency, will spCak at 8 p. m. Thursday on the subject. “Potentialities and Pitfalls of Graduate Programs.” The talk will be the third in the 1949-50 graduate series and will he giVcn in the Physics lecture room. After the lecture, a group of 17 faculty members will' meet with Dr. Hollis in the home of Dean and Mrs. Trotter. Dean Trotter and Dr. Hollis were classmates at Miss issippi State College in 1917-18. Oriental Agriculture Discussed by Trotter Oriental agriculture was the subject of Dr. Ide P. Trotter, dean of the Graduate School, in a mcet- , ing Monday night. Dean Trotter used 49 kodachromc slide!* to illustrate his lecture for a meeting of agriculture education majors and tho Collegiate Chapter of FFA. A total of 60 students and one faculty sponsor, W. W. Mc- Ilroy, were in attendance. rl I : j • ‘i •; \ Official Notice SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING Novrmtwr 0, Ittt NOTICE—H) CARDS—WUI all students in h)I school* having ID Cards numbered below pieaxe phon* or call at the Dean ngln* r r : par’ Behind the Barricades . oni: & 1 rr-if Batt Editors Re, After ‘Go to J | : 1 ■ ■ Ik 1 'j il' V "U: j; (All letters to tha editor phlch are signed by a student or employee of tha college and which do not contain obscene or Ubeloua material will be published sons wishing to have their name* withheld from publication may request such aowm and these names will not, without tha consent of the writer, bo divulged to any persons other than the editors.) f NOSE POWDERING Editor, The Battalion: Open letter to Aggies—will you heed some frank and sisterly ad vice from an ex-Tessie wht( feels sorry for her modest sex who suf fer needlessly from the careless ness of their Aggie dates? ■ 1 have; often wondered why, Ag gies, when asking a girl dotvn for tlje bonfire and game for thie first time didn't give the girl some warn ing of (he one to three hmiif stand whe'll have at the bonfire With no chance to Mil down lor go (towder (heir noMes), I have seen ami talked lo many gills who suffer.lhi) agon ies of llm damned (with a height smile mi her fare) from Wearing high heels from lltelr arrival clear through supper and live Inmra of the honflre, hecause no one hail given ihem an ililtllng of (he lime element?! or the elmimMtanees awaiting them, Of course) some glrlw will wear what they please anyway, or hllgh heels all the time, hutd'vt) heard too many others moan, "If I'd only known ; , Now hoys can he men, can't they? H may he asking too much that you tactifully afford an op portunity for your date to go powder her no0c during a long dey, here, hut at least you ean write her that for the most paH, there's no sitting down on a weekend at Aggieland! 1 Natne withheld by request of Engineering Office (phoue. 4-S744 at 4-S344) at S10 Petroleum' Building and give Uifc name c ' number. A new day. | H. W. BARLOW, >[responding to their lift will be pubyabed W. BARLOW. Dean of Engineering 1. 74. 95. 147, 2487 863. 287. 420. 425, 404, 436,i 440. 44t 465. 460, 4S0, 486, 48\ 50.7, 504 , 505, 506, 507, 510. C2J. 520, 537. 1712. 1752. 1766. 1863, 2828, 2011, 3177. 317S. 3322, 3403, 3412, 3*43, 3481, 3511 3610. 3709. 3792, 3814, 3851, 3858.2 3895. 3936, 3944 , 4018, 4038, 4055. i 4190. 4196. 4264, 4305, 4382. 4479, ; 4561, 4673, 5058. 6079. 6013, 5014 1 5296. 3341. >, 4485. , 0016, Party Planned By Brush Countrymen The Brush Country AAM Club will hold its annual Christmas party and dance December 27 at the VFW Hall in Alice, Joe Saleh, president of the club, said this morning. Arrangements for an orchestra, refreshments, and entertainment are being made, and if present plans materialize “this should be the best party the club has ever held," Saleh said. All members of the club and students from the Brush country have been asked by Saleh to meet tonight in Room 305 of the Acade mic Building at 7:15 p. m. when party plans will be completed. A Freshman edition of the Brush Country Club is now being organ ized at the Annex, Caleb conclud ed. Hawg Catching C.O. Represents Outfit Scott Howell, Company Com mander of A Company Transporta tion Corps, will represent his com pany in the Pig Catching Contest to be held as a feature on the program of the Intercollegiate Ro deo, which will be held on the campus this week-end. Scott has had previous exper ience in such contests, He suc cessfully caught two Aberdeen- Angus calves on two different oc casions at the Houston Fat Stock Show while he was a member of the Waller County 4-H Club. The pigs will be thoroughly greased and turned loose in, the arena of the A. H. Pavilion! The contestants try to catch as many as they can. Lamar County Sets Christmas Dance Preparations are now being made for the annual Lamar County A&M Club Christmas Dinner Dance to be held in Paris, Dec. 24. There is to be a special meeting of the club tonight at 7 in tho YMCA Assembly Room. Persons from that vicinity in terested in attending the dance are asked to contact Boh Gregg, room 317, Dormitory 10, or Char les Secrest, room 302, Dormitory 15, immediately. Let Us Make That Old Suit or 11 u Uniform Look New l !‘i EXPERT WORKMANSHIP 11 SPEEDY RESULTS ALTERATIONS PA’ 0 .h L CAMPUS CLEANER! Over the Exchange Store -j, , I V, . BY C. C. MUNROE Having successfully dodged the explosive missies, brickbats, clods of dirt, and old Battalion boxes tossed our way during the past several weeks, those of us with thwarted, ambitions to "do a col umn" have decided to take tho plunge. We took a fling at "do- i n g" columns last year but in our haste to put our names in print, we mis takenly placed our writings under the head- line, "Sticking My Neck Out" At the time we thought it was a good title, but every one expected us to denounce those who pay us our bread and butter mon ey, so the effort at columnizing went the way of all good inten tions. :. ■: 1 ], This year we’re going to make another attempt. Instead of three times a week as we tried to make "Sticking My Neck”, we plan to bend over our typewriters only once during each seven days to pro duce our epics. A Since we have received several written, and countless verbal in vitations, to "go to work for the Dally Texan", have taken par ticular notice of the University’s Sales Classes To Hear Smith Talk George Smith, diet riot manager 6 hili T _ MNlftHnittRNlilp aijul MHlea manage- of the llouMton office of the {Meta phone Corporation, will. aodreMs immt i'Immmm in the BualneM ami Awountlng Department Mdmla DeeemOer ft, Prnfewmr Undent L Billow Maid yeMtenlay, A member of the elaNK of 'UP, Hmltli Is a pant Praalderlt rtf the Former MUi- danti AMNoelfttlHt. ’Hmlth's talk villi he on tho nlquen of denKMatratlmi an selU log, Rulnw etatek* He will also give a demonstration of the latest mod* el Dictaphone Which his company now selln. Smith will alsi give some tips on how to overcone price obstacles and how to delaly the discussion of 1 cost until after) the salen presen tation is completed, Bulow added. Buldw concluded by stating that all persons interested in hearing Smith were inyited to attend any of the sales classes next Monday. , l,' j |' T j* » • .1 .[ • Teachers Sought For Philippines Seven agricultural teaching po sitions) are open in Burma and the Philippines unjjer the Fulbright Educational Exchange Program, ac cording to a release from the Fed eral Security Agency. Two teacher? of agriculture in secondary schools arc needed Rt the Central State High School in Rangoon. At the National Agri cultural School; at Bukidnon in the Philippines, five teachers are need ed. Or>e is needed in farm mechan ics, farm management, animal hus bandry, horticulture, and agricul tural teacher education. Applications for these teaching positions should be filed before Dec. dl. 1949.) Application blanks Way Be secured from the Division of International Educational Re lations, Office 1 of Education, Fed eral Security Agency, Washington 25, D. C. I ' paper just in case popular opin ion forced such a move. Our in tention has turned up what might be a valuable tip for those ex tending us an invitation to head Austinward. Dick Elam, editor of the Texan who has been voted one of the ten most hated men bn the campus, was , recently condemned for “gross mismanagement of the Daily Texan" py the Mica Exe cutive Council, a student ! o*rgan- ization. The Micas, referring to what they called "complete and deliberate incompetence on the part of the editor" voted 22 to3 for send ing a report of their disapproval to the Student Publication^ Board. Final blow came when the pres- d, T gripes above the wejl bOing of Hie paper and in so doing is causing it to degenerate into a useless M.!. tict Elam, but believe he plight he willing to exchange with us. Added Note—In the same issue of the Texan in which Blah! was condemned was a report that his paper had placed first, in Sigma Deity Chi’s general newswritihg contest for - college newspapers. SDX is the largest professional journalism organization in the world. PS to Added Note—We cannot help but remember an incident last year when the Southern Methodist student council made a formal in vestigation of The SMU Campus, that university's, paper. The. pres ident of the council, Joe Patter- ion, in a elaaaic statement regard ing the Mustang's paper, saUHvith a deep insight, "Wd've got toJnave freedom of the ptysa, but they cant go around Maying things like that," One final word tn college jmir. nallHin^A paws n ipping on Tho ‘rag’.’ e haven’t been able! to cpn- I. Singing Cops Canned Brcjfpcn—<*Pi—After a drinking party,); seven German policemen drove 'j through this city singing Nazi ijiungM. They were discharged from ithc force, police headquar ters reported. i Battalion’s bulletin board! has this headline: “College Editor Shot and Killed on Frat Lawn".' Il 1*1] ■ ' Bf ' ' ’ Regarding Letters to the Edi- r—We v would appreciate it if they) could be typed and double ’ Not for 'our convenience, night Linotype man has time reading sonic of the longhand turned in. Double spac ing : permits easi.er insertion of printing instruction to the Linotype- man. Also, to avoid misspelled names, would you please sign and print your handles? j ★ l We Were glad toJ see Trail (Cqke) Street converted from two- way to one-way traffic with dia gonal parking. Moving of the bus stops was a good blow,too. The Batt had asked for one-way traf fic for Trail Street last year, «ml had editorialized for it again this ^ear. Same treatment had been ac corded the the bus step location. The diagonal parking was thrown' inijfor good measure so more 1 be parked on one side. f!:[Mcxico to Halt Tax-Free Import Mexico City-- t'luiiige* In buying Hum tlm U, M,-Mexico border may come nfler'Det), 3. On that day thi'i'b will expire tempor ary permisaion for Mime frontier* towiiH to import jthe 207 urtlolea on a prohibited list Issued June 21. So far President Miguel Aleman has shown ho disposition to' en large the special rights of border people to bpy in the United States and to bring goods to Mexico with out paying duty. Under a law pasB- ed Npv. 2),; 1948, the president is authorized to create, alter gr abolish free zones. His one major action was the 15-year extension, beginning Jan. 1, 1952, of the lower California privilege. Nogales, Aria, frequently has beeh mentioned as a candidate for free zone rights but so far there is no indication that the president wil) authorize them. His disposition, as represented by the treasury department, his been more toward tightening than loosening restrictions, all aimed toward dis couraging the spending of dol- lors abroad by Mexicans. dr good measure so more cars could be parked '‘V ' / ★ • r 'l With the end of the month upon usi, it is only natural to let our minds dwell on money. Wity thst\ thought in mind, we dropped in to see George Long in the Student Labor Office. For those who arc well heeled all the time, let it be knbwn that the campus loan funds are also administered from that of fice. We asked Long if he had gotten thb $304.21 which was earmarked for the loan funds hy the Student Life Committee. The rfioney had been left over from the funds of Dormitories One, Three, Nino, and" MWt Gong said, yea, he had gotten thp money and It had bien iplTt.into throe parts, Oiif lliTi'd went nut tn tye Annex whoiu Him Davlu Buck Fund Im kepi, AnothiT third went to the (laher I,nan Fund, and (hr remainder went Into the Hreakeale fund, •• • I , The WOj'll nf Hie fliuuichil relhi! furcemeiils lu the ileplcled funds rd arutinil fast fiir Ginig said all halted ! I uni nrutiiui fast int 1 Ming said all the imnttty mlelved rnnn Mludeiil Idle was leaned mil; In UU mill- uU*, 4 55 M tiiiiksDAy It uioiill tfu Don’t Miss J,. >. ! The Play Of the Year! OUION HALL . \ l\ j / 1 DECEMBER 8 A 9 vV 1 ! - PETER i:-- 4 ‘•R Qampu TODAY thru SATURDAY ’ FIRST RUN : —Features Start— 1:80 - 3:86 - 5:58 -[8:00 | aian LADD 10:00 1 : FIUDAV *«£ , j v : j ! : :1 I ; I LU-.-,, r »LU8: CART Rloe-Baylor O PREVl’E FIRftT r i; I P.M. 1- . . k |i