r’! i / / . / 1 >. • .4 I . ■•!*. J • ! . 1 1 v TI ■ " f / > i I v \! I ' ' • §/’ f : * , - • :\ .M v- \ f yr 1 > * .v • L r PUBLISHED IN THE INTEREST OF A GREATER ARM COLLEGE 2 m t r; : . B ^ vi -1 , ■ ■! 1 l ■ I ' ■ r ION (Aggieland), TEXAS, TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 1949 ' Ll " ** *>AVE COSLETT itave you eVeif wanted to be on a radio quiz show? Well, here’/your chance if you act quickly. Three Battalion read- will appear on the quiz portion of The Battalion’s “April I’d Edition of the Ail*/’ Friday, afternoon at 5 o’clock. Broadcast over v /TAW, the program will be a parody on va •ious parts of thff pfipr Bat-*; tallon presented in ^ ially suited he jquiz portion iof th “ ‘ inucf mn-lir: be { conducted in pnu the participation ^iiiilzes of ■ - win- main o three ’y an- ier es- i Fool’s will same pular inner as audience radio :ven to thf lex nefs i dll receive priiji difference will be th contestants will h|»ve sw^ered their question! appear on the aif. j There will be three it one fdp each con twodueitions t&M students, all r * is eligible , The toward maL..._ their wives, In tni conte it sponsors ho r. I But, wait, one lone character with the three buttons of a cadet captain pauses at hia- box, turns the knob, reaches in and pulls out 36 letters plus a slip from the postmaster informing him that he “will please call at the window for mail that could not be put in his box because it was tod full.’’ It doesn’t happen often, but it did, and still is happening to Cap tain Pete Jones, B Veteran com pany commander. In thej past sev eral weeks Jones has received no less than two hundred and fifty letters in addition to countless packages, post cards, and other forms of communication. It all started when somebody, Jones would like to know joat j who, pat hia name on some- body’a mailing list. From the basketful of mail he hgs received It Is apperent that Jones’ name has been put on every coupon, questionnaire, and blank spare printed in every magasine in Brazos County. / From muscle, buildiqg courses to full! seta of/encyclopedias, Jones has been the subject for salesman ship by Mail. He has gotten ad vertisements of cures for every ailment known to man or beast. Funk and Wagnalls wants him /to buy a dictionary, Moosehead Sales Company wants him to pur chase their “Whitely Power Pac ket,’’ fof after all, Moosehead says “mighty muscles make better men.’’ The Ball Clinic of Excelsior Springs, Mo., is ready and will ing to treat his rheumatism, al though Jones insists he doesn’t have it. The Newell Company of Clayton Station, Missouri, is ready to help him cut out tobacco. If he ever decides to take the cures and treatmenta recommen ded to him, he can count on no less than 85 years under medi cal supervision, for over one hundred of his letters are from clinics, health resorts, and snna- toriums of one sort or another. A character in Mansfield, Ohio, started his letter off “Are you lonely? Would you like to meet new friends through correspond- enco? The object of my club is to introduce and place in correspond ence, ladies and gentlemen desir ing friendship or marriage.’’ Jones reports that he isn’t ready to re sort to this method of getting a ! I I M • ' i The B Vet C. O. is a civil engi neering major by choice, but just in j case he gets tired of transits anil associated gear, the “College of . Swedish Massage” is ready and willing to enroll him as one of thbir students. Or, the Warner Electric Com pany of Chicago jU aching to teach hijn how to electroplate baby’s shbes. From shoes, Jones might turn to meat cutting under a plan offered by the National School of Meat Cutting, j: The Northwestern School of Taxidermy is ready to help him “sjave your hunting trophies.” A- lopg the animal line, the Gulf Hamstery is waiting to send him information on how to raise the “Wonder animal, profitable, enter* taining, valuable,” /the “Syrian Golden Hamster;’’ A hamster, jud ging from the picture on the folder Jonejl'received, looks like a cross between a rat and a gopher. / The National flaking School sees in! Jones a prime candidate for thjeir student body. . back to more personal one letter begins, "Now manic—Seeker, you need «ger remain unhappy, un loved, and unappreciated, because (Jettii ml your princess charming is some where’ yearning for you just as much as you are longing for her.” “The Blue Book of Crime" and an application for membership in the International Dectective Train ing School are guaranteed to keep the C.O. up on the latest in law breaking practices. A Boston firm says, “We thank you very much for your request for our catalog featuring cloth ing and haberdashery in sized' 48 to 60.” Jones reports he wears a 38. The list goes on and on, exten sion schools, cancer cures, body builders, personality multipliers, horoscopes, and detective courses. But, the most embarrassing ele ment of the whole camptu gainst the by now weary was when a knock at his door last week confirmed the worst of Jones fears, agents were beginning to call on him. This one was from Houston, ready to sign him up in a school of electrical engineering. If the worst comes to worst, Jones friends report, they are go ing to advise him to followjbai ad vice on one advertisement dnd “seek out a soul mate with whom vou can peacefully spend your life, loved and loving, at rest with the world.” / \ : Federal Inspection will be held here this year on 29, Col. H. L. Boatner, PMS&T and Commandant, anno The inspecting team, which {s composed of S|af the Fourteenth Air Force, representing the Department arrive here on Wednesday afternoon. •. That afternoon they will inspect records in Ross Null iber 153 101 ;rs By BOB LANE • \ 1] j? ; ' v ''•"* • 1 '-V Guion’s repertoire of echoes will be complete*, night when the Sons of the Pioneers unbend and with such renditions of cowboy classics as “Tumbling bleweed,” “The Timber Train” and “Cool Water”‘bn first show at A&M. 1 : + The troupe should pnp trekt! to the many udhadfht* “authentic Western folk |unb$.' addition to the Six soniq Crawford Greets Air Conditioning Registrants Here C. W. Crawford, head of thi Mechanical Engineering Depart ment welcomed the 66 registrants to the fifth annual Air Condition Conference which opened herq Monday morning. Outstanding men in the industry have been brought to the confer ence to lead in the study and dis cuss the problems, new develop ments, and new ideas in the fields of heating, ventilating and air cotjr ditioning. Dean M. Miller, Houston, wajs chairman of the morning/confei}-: ence, held in the YMCA. Talks were made by F. E. Giesecke of New Braunfels; Robert U. Berry of the General Electric Compan; The conference is under the rection of the Mechanical E neering Department in cooperatii with the three chapters and thej Shreveport chapter of the Ameri can Society -of Heating and Venti- lating Engineers and the air con- * 1 ditioning and related industries of Texas. Leland Represents A&M At Cowtown Meeting Tonight Dr. T. W. Leland, head of the business department, will repre sent A&M tonight at the Fort \yorth Export-Import Club meet ing in Fort Worth at 7 p. m. He will join a group of business school deans and department heads from schools throughout the South west who will attend the confer Mice, •. The program planned will stress the need of college courses in for eign trade. The presiding officer of the meeting, Bryant Nowlin, said that invitations were extended to the deans of schools of business “in recognition of a growing need in the Southwest for personnel train ed in foreign trade.’’ He pointed out that more and more business men of this section are turning toward Latin America for new markets for their goods. I I Professors who will attend the meeting include, besides Dr. Le* land, Dr. George E. Huntbt head of the Economics Depart at the University of Arkansas. A. S. Long, dean of the School of Business at Baylor; Dr. M. E. Sadler, president of Texas Chris tian University; Dr. Ellis M. Sow ell, dean of the School of Business, Dr. C. K. Holsapple, dean of the Evening College, and Dr. H. R. Mundhenke, head of the Economics Department at TCU. wilt include Carol 1 <3u first “daughter" to!;V i the show.. Known ielln’ Blonde Bomhsl^ll Uni has appeared in nuhterius tlpn *s for Republic,: Wi isl and Colufrb a. r members m thd >lete the Cast; l]h4y ff i r non pictures for Republio, ersi Unlversi ‘ Two other er pex complete ttie “Oklahoma Nweel will harmonise on hlllbtll: and hymns. . }1 • “Only strings and *1 authentic mediums of express! for Western folk mus|£" Bob Nolan, one of the tfir;ee originally formed the itVoup. la the writer of “Tumbling Ti bieweeds,” land “Cool Watelr.^ He furtheR; comments;? that; _ thil boogie-woogie enthusiast ivfri S to blend Western nni$ic in j ^ir own rather than. vir the i An- 2* ,n * .the two camp ises oit those da; a. 8 to 10 a. ni. Thursday 11 be q Standb ■ inspection I. Cadets and iheir rooms nspected during this time; tner stated. 5! a. m. sophompre students uizzed during heir classes 1 ! ct matter the;! have com- thus far. -j jical Work petfi tds for jun- senior student will be neld to 3 p. m. Them men, too, quizzed! on muerial cover- year. ■ ! ;•; orpn parade to scheduled ^fternoun at 8, The Annex ban will! not participate in loweveft ■Iik* : they irlll the same pnttcedure on xt day. oatner stresitoa that cadets ear the unlfdijm properly low military irt brtesy regu- to the federal inspection w ay, April 21. before the - d Col. Boatr similar to thejl Federal nspectlon a be held is will bens pectors get said that It nl In- n. rps.parade r jesday as a brps parade wju also be held diminary to ing the in- pRRY GREEN [jof Hout chosen as dUftiess to Ball and Pageant to rep- t the Range tyd Forestry English Teachers The Joint Committee of the Texas State Teachers Association and the Texas Conference of Col lege Teachers of English adopted; a program for the October work-’ shops and elected a new chairman; at the closing session of the con-- ference held here Saturday. More and better reading will the topic for study by the ana English workshops to be held hi October in each of the 11 dis of Texas, the program points The workshops to be attend: English teachers from both schools and colleges will s methods of increasing the quanti and improving the quality of r ing done by high school and cc students; Miss Mattie Brewer of Thomas Jefferson high school San Antonio was elected chairma She succeeds Dr. T. F. Mayo, hei of the A&M English Departmen Twenty-six educators from the state attended the conf / ^ AUSTIN, Tex. ifei bre in desperate fi resources were giv House Committee; f - I! The house panel passage of one bilk ( u spokesmen for the :citl another to subcommittee Week of further study, the attorney general Yo Ion of constitutionality of Recommended outfigh: sage was a measure ' < gasoline used by fire thu care and other munffipi ment j from payment;Jof cent a gallon state 6al*4i gasollnd. Sent to subcontmlffee another requiring U|t taxes be paid on aufbmcibli fore their owners plates. Sent to the eral was the bill p mission to the cititsp fourths of the gasoline by bus and taxicab' operating under mita issued by municl; The remission get (YENS idil IU< A&M Men VMCA Confei Gashion, members of m - -J. ■ 4 it several me twelve students, South Texas Trainii of the YMCA and Camp Idlewild, neSr the past weeke ents were from conference is by the “Y”i groups t off cars and to famlli with the ‘Y‘ program. Collages all over Sod.. Texas were represented several Negro collei attended Cashion wild to owned [fit ill exuH cities because ° i.ea|ui|e of hope la^ji d taxation i k one estlnuitod io bo worth i In dollars (fi jetty trews- y Attorney ton said it w< a 11000 annually' sr cities would? riitely. .. :/ ; f| lexaa cities dy pressed f Ices and the i,” Sears sal desperate i nal revenue or present ng in the; . Steve*! and Clt Wford At 9ears told the paid out |40,( line taxes fof r moved out Jing they ited ead inf mitdd tax night by a commended 81 Dick n^ithing Allen, Park, ,685 and 83,000. Manager, ~ last e City paying out a month. •nl| princ any so! and ley of DaUl s bill tlon of obilMK ..j owners f ble property; Is and (Iteiif public schools for the:^i iclty 11 Hears of d bring about are and that It propor- being con- extensions of ley just isn’t ie cities are H and ad- irces must be /ices Curtail- were City. t thews of loner ! of Pam pa. ilttee Hous- last year in luipment that the city Ilm-j engineer . of it paid out versity Park jpln, jPampa J that city paid King, Pal- ! said Palestine 1160 and it was not the state to Kucera, City urged passage to step up y taxes on many auto ed no, other ey used city Mdren went to but they paid i Prices. ’ Li /l.: