NEWS In Brief PRESIDENT’S PAY BILL IS CLEARED WASHINGTON, Jan. 14 —<#)— Senate Republican leaders Thurs day agreed to allow speedy pass age of a bill raising the pay of the President, vice president and speaker of the House. Chairman Taft (R-Ohio) said this was decided at a closed-door strategy meeting of the GOP pol icy committee shortly before the legislation was due to reach the Senate floor. The bill also calls for salary boosts for cabinet and other high federal officials but even Demo crats have given up hope of get ting immediate approval for those despite President Truman’s plea for prompt action. The bill, as approved by the Senate Civil Service Committee, would increase the president’s pay by $25,000 and give him a new $50,000 expense allowance. It car ries smaller raises for the vice- pi’esident, speaker and other top executives. PEACE TALKS BEGIN IN PALESTINE WAR RHODES, Jan. 14 Israelis and Egyptians sat down at a con ference table yesterday for the first time since the start of the Palestine War and began face to face talks on an armistice. The meeting lasted 30 minutes. A member of the Israeli delegation told reporters “The first meeting was intended to be short.†Dr. Ralph J. Bunche, the United Nations mediator, urged speedy negotiations for an armistice in Southern Palestine as a first and indispensable step toward full peace in the Holy Land. Bunche also appealed to all gov ernments, including those not di rectly involved in the Palestine conflict, not to take any action which might jeopardize the talks. No name was mentioned, but it ap peared likely he meant Britain in particular. LONGORIA FAMILY WILL ATTEND SON’S FUNERAL THREE RIVERS, Tex., Jan. 14 •—(A 5 )—Several Latin-American or ganizations plan to raise money to send the mother of Felix Longoria, Latin-American veteran killed in World War II, to his reburial ser vices in Arlington National Ceme tery. Plans for reburial in Arlington were made after reports that a South Texas funeral home had re fused its services for reinterment. The manager of the establish ment denied, however, that he had refused to handle the services. He said h<i had “discouraged†use of the chapel because of reported friction among members of the family and that there was “no question whatever of discrimina tion.†Dr. Hector Garcia, president of the American GI forum in Corpus Christi, said today the forum and lulac groups in Corpus Christi, Robstown, Beeville, Kingsville and Alice would raise the money. The support of Raul Cortez, president of General Lulac, San Antonio, has been requested, he said. TWO KIDNAPPERS STILL AT LARGE IN STATE HOUSTON, Tex., Jan. 14 —MP) Two men, one believed to be an escaped convict from Darrington State Prison Farm, kidnapped and robbed William Francis Winsett, Jr., 31, of Houston, at 1 a. m. yes terday, tied him to a tree with strips torn from the convict’s clothes, and fled in Winsett’s car. They obtained about $16. An intensive hunt to the north of Houston is under way by Deputy Sheriffs and State Highway Pa trolmen for the convict and his companion. The fleeing kidnappers are rid ing in a 1939 blue four-door Mer cury sedan, with red wheels and white sidewall tires. SERPENTINE SPLIT PERSONALITY STOCKHOLM —(A>)_ An adder with one wicked and one gentle head is living on the dole in the Stockholm Forestry Institute. Without human, assistance the monster could not exist as the two heads are unable to cooperate. The jight head always strives to the right and the left head to the right. Meeting an obstacle on their path the right head would go around it to the right and the left to the left with the result that the rest of he adder is hopelessly caught. The snake was just a babe when it was found in September and its protector Dr. Goesta Notini fears that it will die in spite of careful nursing. If it survives it will be an interesting object of study for animal psychologists. The two heads react very dif ferently. The right head attacks quickly and fiei’cely when teased, but the left one tries to escape. Both heads have fully developed poison fangs. WEATHER East Texas — Cloudy, occasion al rain west and north portions this afternoon and tonight and in northeast and east central por- t i o ns Saturday. Warmer interior tonight. Gentle to moderate south east winds on the Ml C °West Texas — ccasional rain this afternoon, artly cloudy tonight and Satur- iy. Occasional rain early tonight, older in El Paso area with rain might. The Battalion PUBLISHED IN THE INTEREST OF A GREATER A&M COLLEGE Volume 48 COLLEGE STATION (Aggieknd), TEXAS FRIDAY, JANUARY 14, 1949 Number 109 Brazos Bottom Boot Camp • • • Crystal Ball Foresees A&M As Bluejacket Boys A rrive By DAVE COSLETT “Avast there matey! Stow those khakis and ship with me in the bloomin’ naivy.†Monday’s announcement that the Board of Directors had given the go-ahead sign to the establishment of a Naval ROTC unit at A&M has quite naturally led to a bit of speculation around these parts. To a school bearing the nickname “The West Point on the Lower Brazos,†such an idea could not possibly be received calmly. Just picture the change that the establishment of this third branch of the service will entail. In fact, let’s steal Art Howard’s battered crystal ball and see if we can’t actually peer at the campus as it may look in future years. ★ The year is 1955 and Naval RO TC has become pretty firmly en trenched around these parts. In many ways it’s still the same old campus, but a closer look reveals that there is something different, vastly different. To prove my point, come on over here to Dorm 5—to the USS Gainer I mean. Those flags up there on the top are signal flags spelling out “Scut tle TU.†No, that woe-begone ca det with the boots is not a senior, he’s a “boot,†the navy equivalent of a fish. He’s mad because he has to stand a four hour watch Satur-, day afternoon. He got caught by his chief while he was bangin’ ears with some “boys on the bridge.†Those boots on that scaffolding there are chipping mud off the dorm. They’ll have to give it a coat or two of red lead when they finish that .The USS Schumacher has contracted mice and is going to have to be put in dry-dock next week, or at least that’s the scuttle butt that’s goin’ around. But come on inside. Be careful of the hatch there. One of its hinges is loose. The passageway hasn’t changed much except for those davy lights in the ceiling. The “holes†are hardly recogniz able though. They call them com partments now. This, one is occupied by boots. You can tell that by the ham- Goodwyn Will Edit 1949 Commentator Larry Goodwyn, associate editor of The Commentator, was elected Editor-in-Chief of the magazine by the Arts and Sciences Council last night. He replaces J. T. Miller, present editor, who graduates at the end of this semester. The council recommended to the Central Committee of the three student councils that+ $5,000 of the present $6,000 Coke Fund from the school buildings be put into use. The council decided that a com mittee, called the Permanent Com mittee, composed of one member from the Arts and Sciences Coun cil, one from the Engineering Coun cil, one from the Agriculture Coun cil, one from the Student Life Committee, and a member from the Student Activities Office, be set up as a permanent committee to administer the Coke Fund. In a break-down, the council asked the Central Committee to vote $2,000 for use of the A&M Band, $2,000 for the Club Aid Fund, $1,000 for a travel fund for the various clubs, and $1,000, the remainder, be left in the fund in the President’s office. The Central Committee from the three councils will meet next week and consider these recommenda tions along with similar recom mendations from the other two councils. They will prepare a joint recommendation to President F. C. Bolton. President Bolton, at pres ent, is holding these funds in his office. He will be asked to consider the recommendations with a view toward putting the fund into use. Prior to the election of Good wyn, Miller briefly discussed the action of the Commentator and its work during the past semes ter. Goodwyn, an English major, is Teams, Staffs, And Individual Picture Schedule Released The following picture schedule for the college yearbook has been released by Truman Martin, co editor. January 17— Dairy Products Judging Team at 5 in the Cream ery; Livestock Judging Team at 5:15 in the A&I Building; Meats Judging Team at 5:30 in the A&I Building. Dairy Judging Team at 5:45 in the Agriculture Building; Poultry Judging Team at 6 in the A&I Building; and Crops Judging Team at 6:15 in the Agriculture Build ing. The YMCA Cabinet will have its picture taken at 7:30 in the YMCA and the Town Hall staff will be photographed at 7:45 in the YMCA. Individual pictures for the Annex will be discontinued at 5 p.m. Jan uary 20 and resumed at 10 a.m. February 2, Martin said. He an nounced the following schedule for individual pictures: February 2 and 3—6th Company, February 4 and 7—10th Company, February 8 and 9—11th Company, February 10 and 11—7th Company, February 14 and 15—12th Company and February 16 and 17—8th Com pany. The other six company pictures will be made January 15 by the schedule already released, Martin said. from San Antonio. In addition to working on the magazine, Goodwyn worked as sports writer for The Battalion. Goodwyn will graduate in June. He is in the Debate and Discussion Club and a member of B Battery, Field Artillery. .',1 ." G tM i i«8l V <7- || LARRY GOODWYN, associate editor of The Commentator, has been elected Editor-in-Chief for the spring semester. Goodwyn replaces J. T. MIL LER who graduates at the end of this semester. mocks. Bunks, you know, are an upper classman’s privilege. I par ticularly want you to notice how clean this place is. They make those boots swab the deck, over head, and bulkheads every day. The place is deserted now because the boys are all down at Prexy’s tri angle on fleet manuevers. Pull up that sea-bag and I’ll tell you about a few of the other modifications. Yell practice has changed a little. You remember how they used to say “Well-1-1 o-o-ld army?†Now they say “avast you swabbies and dog gies.†These bell bottom boys have really whipped the corps trip sit uation. They don’t do much hitch hiking now since the college has supplied those new liberty launch es down in the Brazos. They can get half way to Ft. Worth and Dallas on the Brazos. And they don’t have to worry about hotel rooms. They can pitch those hammocks anywhere. You should have seen that guy stretch ed out between the chandelier and the railing of the mezzanine in the Texas Hotel. Living conditions around here are the same for the army and air force cadets but the navy men have added a few things. Now, the swabbies ignore all bugles and won’t even fall out unless the bosun pipes ’em out. As with the khaki-clad troops, you can tell a cadets class by his uniform. Those boots caused a little trouble at first but so did the stripes around the sleeves of the uniforms. It was hard to convince some fellows that they weren’t fish stripes. Boots and seamen can wear only bell-bottom type uniform. Sopho mores reserve the right to cock their hats at any desired precarious angle and to have a few hidden pockets in their gear. Juniors rate a chief’s rig and all the trimmings with the exception of a white offi cer’s cap, a senior privilege. Sen iors, of course, wear officers clothes. Well, there’s the noon fog-horn, so I’ll have to be shippin’ out. What? You want to know what that object over there with the sign is? Why that’s Spot. He’s still campaigning for K-9 training at A&M. New Heads Named For College Bank S. A. Lipscomb was named pres ident of the College Station State Bank at the recent annual stock holder’s meeting. Harold Sullivan was elected Executive vice-presi dent with H. E. Burgess as vice- president. Thomas W. Lee is cash ier. The stockholders reappointed last year’s seven directors and added one more. They are S. A. Lipscomb, R. W. Steen, H. E. Burgess, R. B. Butler, G. E. Potter, L. G. Jones, and Harold Sullivan. Coulter Hop- pess, Bryan attorney, was named the new member of the board. Willard Collins of Nashville, Tennessee, has accepted an invi tation to serve as guest speaker for the A&M Church of Christ during Religious Emphasis Week Officers OL Pre-Law Group To Be Elected Spring officers for the Pre Law Society will be elected at a meeting which is to be held Monday evening at 7:15 in the Assembly Room of the YMCA. Plans will be made for an informal dinner in February and a report will be given on a proposed typing class which is to be held on the campus. Recent A&M students who are now enrolled in the University of Texas Law School will be honor guests at the February dinner. The Aggie-exes have already indicated their willingness to take part in a discussion about the conditions at a law school with campus pre-law students. After the conclusion of the busi ness session the members of the society who made a Dallas inspec tion trip in December will be avail able to discuss conditions observed at the SMU Law School. Beginning last Wednesday, Sta tion WTAW began carrying a se ries of talks, The Law in Action, which is sponsored by the Pre-Law Society and delivered by members of the Brazos County Bar Associa tion. The 13-talk program is sche duled for 5:15 p. m. on every Wed nesday. W. T. McDonald presented the first talk, titled Wills, last Wednes day and a speaker will deliver each of the succeeding explanations of the workings and backgrounds of our laws. McDonald is president of the Brazos County Bar Association and a former state legislator from this district. Other subjects included in the series are Criminal Law, Contracts Negotiable Instruments, Aviation Law, and International Law. ‘T’ Banquet Highlights Club Officers Meeting Registration fori the third annual A&M Club Officers meeting began this afternoon at 3 in the YMCA. Dick Hervey, executive secretary of the Former Students Association stated that about 100 former club officers have registered. Highlight of the first day’s activities for the former club officers will be the annual “T†Banquet Friday night in Sbisa Hall at 7 p. m. MOODY’S HEALTH PROGRESSING AUSTIN, Jan. 13 —OP)—Former Governor Dan Moody was reported today “showing satisfactory prog ress†in recovering from an at tack of pneumonia. Screwy Architects Plan ASABAB Ball By SAM LANFORD Once again the mysterious and exciting word ‘ASABAB’ appears 1 on the campus and as the architects begin prepara tions for the biggest, most fabulous costume ball yet the rest of the campus awaits in hushed expectancy- A building project second only to the Thanksgiving Bonfire, the decorating of Sbisa-f Hall for the Architectural Societys Annual Beaux Arts Ball is now generating multivolts in the fiend ish minds of the fourth floor night owls. As whole forests of trees, junk yards, and tons of Aggie confetti appear on the lawn of Sbisa, pop- eyed spectators once again confirm their thoughts that all architects definitely have bats in their upper stories. Even more midnight oil (if possible) is burning as final blue prints for the hilarious event are being drawn. The theme of this fun-festival is dedicated to Terpsichore, god dess of song and dance. The cos tumes, under the heading of song titles will range all the way from “I’m a Little Teapot†to “I’d Rather Be A Texas Aggie.†Frantic negotiations are being carried on with the Prairie View Ramblers, the hot swing band of our southern neighbors, to hold down the bucking bandstand. Local residents will be requested to bar their doors for the night and reports are that Security Chief Fred Hickman has been enlisting the aid of Bryan officers to act as extra guards for the night just in case Terpsichore allows or helps activities to get out of hand. Anything, that is anything son, can and may happen when the realm of the unlikely and impos sible is invaded. Don’t scoff—just remember what happened to Robert Walker. He got Venus, didn’t he? Foreign Students Plan to Graduate Among the 673 candidates for graduation from A&M January 28 are seven students from foreign countries. Three of these are grad uate students from China, due to receive a master’s degree. One stu dent comes from India, Costa Rica Mexico and Hungary. Nineteen states, besides Texas, are represented among the grad uation candidates. These are New Mexico, Georgia, California, Okla homa, Pennsylvania, Arkansas, Al abama, Missouri, Illinois, Kansas, Tennessee, Louisiana, Colorado, In diana, Mississippi, Virginia, Flori da and New Jersey. McCulley Heads Campus Scholars; Shula Elected V-P James McCulley, senior mechan- ica lengineering student from Al exandria, La., was elected president of the Scholarship Honor Society at a business meeting Tuesday night. William E. Shula, senior engi neering student from El Campo, was elected vice-president and Wil liam D. O’Mara fifth year vet medicine student from Fort Worth was named secretary-treasurer. Dues of $1 for recently elected members should be paid to the treasurer or in Room 102, Aca demic Building, according to Dr. W. A. Varvel, faculty sponsor of the society. Paid-up members are entitled to a membership certifi cate which may be secured in room 102, Academic Building, Varvel ad ded. Men who have been notified of their eligibility for membership may secure keys thi’ough Caldwell Jewelers in Bryan, Varvel said. Ryan Starts Workouts For Poultry Show The Junior Poultry Judging team coached by Cecil Ryan, Professor in the Poultry Department, has be gun active workouts in preparation for the junior judging contest to be held in Memphis, Tennessee, March 5 and 6. Sixteen schools from the southern states will enter teams at the contest, which is sponsored by the feed manufactur ers of Tennessee. Last year, the show was held at Louisiana State University, at which the A&M team placed third. The contest is based on approxi mately the same basis as was the senior judging show held iri Chica go last November. At present, six students are working out for the team, from which four will be chosen. And the Wind Blew y PRAYERS ASKED FOR STALIN HASTINGS, England —<A>) For mer health minister Ernest Brown wants everyone to pray every day for the conversion of Premier Sta lin to Christianity. “It would do more good than the United Na tions,†he told a church conference. Truth Is Mangled and Imagination Overtaxed As ‘Tales Contest 9 Brings Gifted Gabbers Forward By FRANK CUSHING More and more tall tales are be ing shoveled into The Battalion of fice as the contest continues. The competition has stepped up to a brisk pace at last. However more Contestants are always welcome. Don’t delay entering your story. To be eligible the tales must be in no later than Wednesday, January 19. Take this advantage to be crowned “Champion liar of A&M.†James S. Sibley, A Engineers, entered four stories for competi tion. Due to limited space the judges have selected one for re printing. Sibley says, “Despite the many stories you must have? heard about large mosquitoes, I still in sist the most mammoth ones exist in the South Pacific. Once while I was in the navy there a battle was raging not far away. I was on an aircraft carrier where planes were being refueled as quickly as they could land. The mosquitos were so big that one swabby put 120 gallons of high octane gasoline in an anopheles mosquito before he realized that it was not an F- 4U.†L. W. Donnelly Jr. wrote in about his Father’s bird dogs. (He and Sibley had dogs with very similar characteristics.) “My Fath er,†claims Donnelly, “once had two of the best trained bird dogs in all of Tennessee. When they found a covey of quail one dog would quickly dig a hole in the ground while the other dog ran the birds into the hole. “The first dog would then put her foot over the hole and let the birds out one at a time. Af ter my Father had fired, the oth er dog would retrieve the birds as they fell.†Floyd Blount Jr. maintains that this occurrence happened right on our campus. His twisting of the truth goes this way, “I was just getting ready to go home for Christmas when I suddenly re member I had a floriculture quiz to take. “Since I had to be at the Aca demic Building in five minutes, I rushed out jumped into my 1949 Cadillac (standard, not deluxe) and started off. I jammed it into second and roared up Military Walk the wrong way, jumped the curb by the flag pole, drove up the sidewalk, barely missing Sully, and parked in a flower bed. “After the quiz I stayed around talking to Dr. Stadelmann—^work ing on an exemption—for some time. As I started back to my car, nearly three hours after I had parked it, I suddenly thought, I might get a ticket on my car! “I rushed out and there was a K. K. leaning on my fender, whist ling ‘Dixie’ and reading a big little book. I began, “Sir, I know I was in the wrong but ... He interjec ted, ‘Son, that’s all right. We al ways like to give you Aggies a break. However, I must warn you that if I catch you going up mili tary walk the wrong way again, I might give you a ticket.’ †Bill Bollinger had a tale on the much mangled subject of fishing. Quote Bollinger, “While fishing in the Gulf last winter a cold wave hit. In my haste to reach shore I lost both oars in the huge waves. I nearly gave up hope of ever sur viving the elements. However I put my mind to work. “I started fishing until I had caught a boatful of dogfish. I then cut up enough of the barks to start a large fire in the bottom of the boat. The cold weather kept the boat from burning. Rather than just sit, I started yelling for help even though I knew I was too far from shore to be heard. “As I called for help I Noticed my words were freezing in the air. Taking advantage of this good luck, I kept yelling until I had enough strips of ice be tween me and shore to get out of the boat and walk home to a warm fire and bed, none the worse from my near-death ex perience.†Kerry Savage had a startling ex perience to relate. “While hunting in Alaska two years ago, I used up all my ammunition killing bears. As I started towards camp a large razor-back hog rushed me. To save myself I ran to an empty barrel standing nearby and dove in. “The hog came sniffing around in search for me. I saw an oppor tunity to even the score so I reach ed out, grabbed his tail and pulled it through a knot hole in the bar rel. I tied his tail into a knot. Then I easily made my escape since the hog couldn’t run with the obstacle attached to her. “This year I went back up to my hunting grounds in Alaska again. Believe it or not, I saw the same old sow with the wood en barrel still on her tail. Right behind her were five little pigs with nail kegs attached to their tails.†The following tale was submit ted with two different pen names on it. We can’t give just credit but the story warrants repeating. The anonymous one tells, “Many have heard of the Texas ‘Blue Northers’ that we have in the Panhandle. Most people know that they have a reputation for striking suddenly. As an example, I would like to re late this true story. “One day I was looking over my fruit farm and decided to walk down by the lake which was sur rounded by palm trees. It was very hot and all the bull frogs were sitting on the bank with their tongues hanging out. “My sensitive ears picked up the sound of a Norther approach ing from the south. It was then that my brilliant mind struck up this idea. At the exact time the weather changed I yelled which scared all ten billion bullfrogs and caused them to jump into the lake. “Just as they hit the water head-first the ‘Norther’ struck and froze so fast that it left 9,999,999'/z pairs of legs stick ing out of the ice. (One had a peg-leg.) I rushed up to the house and got all the mowers I could find. I took them back to the frozen lake and started mow ing the legs which protruded from the ice. “With such a large amount of stock I was able to control the frog-leg market for the next few years. I cleared several million dollars out of the transaction. That is how I am able to day to finance a college career and write good stories like I’ve just written.†He signed this tale appropriately enough “Frog Bull.†Kern Tips, sports announcer, will deliver the principal address of the evening. Members of the 1948 varsity and frosh football teams and the cross-country team will be awarded “T†medals and letters for sports. J. D. Langford, ’26, chairman of the A&M Club Program Commit tee will conduct the meeting. The athletic department is mak ing its whole film library avail able for the guests and they may see any football film they request, Hervey stated. Beginning at 7:30 p. m. Sat urday, a forum of all club presi dents, vice presidents, and sec retary-treasures will be held. During this meeting, forum lead ers will be chosen from the group. After the forum, a general offi cers meeting will be held. Topics for discussion will include the ac tivities and responsibilities for the newly appointed A&M Athletic Committee, the local A&M club handbook, the Former Students Di rectory and other matters of in terest taking place at the college. Breakfast in Sbisa Hall Sunday morning as guests of the Former Students Association will finish the big weekend activities. ★ Athletes who will receive the Medal-bar are Robert Bates, Jim Boswell, Richard Callender, Tuck Chapin, Cedric Copeland, Andy Hillhouse, Carl Molberg, Charlie Royalty, Dwayne Tucker and Ken neth Voss. Athletes receiving a bar and sweater are James Cashion, Ed win R. Daniel, Calvin Dupree, Hub Ellis, Bobby Goff, Bob Goode, Max Greiner, Marion Set- tegast Jr., Preston Smith, Odell Stautzenberger, Wray Whittak er, Jim Winkler, and Charles Wright. Two men graduating will receive' awards of bar-sweater - blanket. They are Buryi Baty and Herb Turley. Jim Flowers will receive a bar award for conference swim ming and Bart Haltom will receive the same award for conference golf. Student managers Robert Street and Lockhart Nolen and trainers Robert Holmes and James Overly will also attend the banquet. Members of the cross-country team who will receive bar-jackets are Jerome E. Bonnen, Carroll Hahn and J. D. Hampton. Julian Herring will receive the medal-bar for cross-country and Webster Stone will receive a bar “T†medal for three years track. John Garney is student manager for the cross-country team. D. W. Williams, chairman of the Athletic Council, will make the regular awards. Special a- wards to the team captains and the most valuable player will be made by S. A. Lipscomb. Among those attending will be sportswriters and members of the Texas press and outstanding high school athletes from over the state. Range, Foresters To Hear Walser Paul Walser, state conservation ist with the Soil Conservation Ser vice of Temple, is slated to address members of the Range and For estry Club at a meeting to be held next Monday at 7:15 p. m., W. E. Dickens, president of the club an nounced. Walser will be introduced by Dr. V. A. Young, head of the range and forestry department. Officers who were elected at the last meeting of the club will be in stalled after Walser’s talk. Walser has been with the Soil Conservation Service for several years and has built up vast exper ience in his field, Dickens said. After the address he will open him self to questions from the club members. Dickens asks that all members to be present with perti nent queries. Join the MARCH OF -DIMES THf NATIONAL TOUNOATION FOB INFANTILE-PARALYSIS