ng Out The Vintage stogie Fan Findtm If You Smoke, Don r 1 1 F r/ /; . ' li ' I if I i/' Well Fired, W§|n gear’s bonffi ih Memorial This year’s hot time ih Memo .. . day, generated quite a bit of Whether the steaik direct result of the locij say. We do say that :
ej) rally and act like college students, and /el Tegaa University students cannot at- :ea< "'t d our yell practice and act the same Sportsmanship fyas gone a long way game, botfaiwe thoy al wont around niiswolrihg quostionK \dth olio word you Mow.. . A. An pllflcr l)c«r Amplifier 1 11 How coipo? Hlmwrely, llollvnr HhNKneaty Hoar llollvar: I BocmiHO, my dear S iuirnn»ty, tho hdltori Hays sol If II wpitju't fbr tho oditor’s say-so, \ihpro would 1 Such n stupid (piostionl You his year in the Squthwest Conference bols and student bod- However, a weekend viljth most of the scl eg doing their part. sound, Bolivar, as if you Just fel head! If out of a well on your head! if you don’t think I’m right, ask swim mer Art Howard. Assidiously, A. Amplifier Dear Feller: Who Ure you? Annabella I’umphandlo Skunk Hollow, Kentucky (Writ by hand') Dear Anna India: I'm sure, Miss Pumphnndlo, that Day, Has you been h Austin you you can’t toad, since you obvious-) I Would huvo learned i s I did that fy engaged your old dominecker J tjeasipners sip'soup, A.11 the nippers hen to w must nave been nunity after the For rite your letter to me your infornmtlan, I am A Amos Amplifier III. the sagesti sage this side of Sadie’s Switch] Sidewinder County, and Smoke-; house ddnutlon, Although your qiicstlon Inter*) esta me, 1 dare not ell mb further on the limbs of my family treel for fear of winding up In tho blasphemy of my colorful hut eon* mlvlug (/hortM In Hoem 202, Your unMcruptrlous t prognosticator, A. Amos Amplifier i 1 Between thie Bookends The two AggiW got&e licen ic number « k e 1116 P ast on© eoti^ easily have undone all! the good ttyit has been accomplished. of the car and turned' over authorities. It was ~ E Whether he Was to be determined, was almost run ddWWItv Saifijiels’ car of such foul P la y are not . typical that same night. 'JM \ !| > | university students ; ■ ' :J j 1 Hi ; i llij , : ■ ted Another tale which flomes people involved says ; that; a gre students formed a blockade across a side- Iw A 'i«.. J'- , 1 .. 1 « .F ’ i 1 proper els’ ; car. ) har ^ ^ ^ S: uijt wkat opinion rj has yet TU student js regarding sports- editors 1 manship. We like to'think that the people jjk . . However, t|he attemp- bombing of our bonfire was condoned njd paid for by some of the frats on the 'W campus. . -h We hope that these people Were of the European Integration Urged In Ward’s ‘The West at Bay’ fro up ih the Of TU walk in Austin and ;|ri|||p n|afa the Ag- ; miinority, and thgl by next yeir the ma gics walk in the street. This group did not ;meet with much success. 1 ' I 1 ! r i| I |' ml " |l[ j ; Another Aggies fwah/walkifig past a dark alley. He, apparenti|%;pdt too much ) faith in Austin people fcWtng civilized and as a result was clobbere&Uike the rest'. All who attended; ydll practice Wednes- ' ,0 *11. r L;f ' j . ofii : Mam ty can mend their own fences. This e group of people is coming down here :iejct year and if we conduct ourselves like Wmal, intelligent college stupetns per- laps they will see the folly of tjheir ways. Then maybe we’ll get .a better recep- iqn there in ’50. The Passing Parade . !.. : : -i. ■!>! ^j. liTli |: , , , Ireland.and the Asso- < es /hii|ttle ftem terriqtH |oined t From Belfast, I^el ciated Press epmes Frisk, a bull ter*rie ( F, ioined the staff of the Ulster Food office today, to sniff out black market practleop. j J 4 j /Authorltiea. suH)Weii; Ipaany JhlrdlK are gent to England illegaH^lahelled ttccpggoriea, Frjgk Will work an- day gt the dork a, HiJudjfhg pa as auto fht hour Is await' ’ After announulni thi|tha eily govern- ments collected mor#tn||t|y lastiyear than ever before, the Cenatis Bsreau Mids What Ik no doubt peiffectll’ % order |fj)r a sta '' 'wtimrn unnecessary ’ ^ ’aoLtmat * ! | ‘J 1 ! • <> I') JV • j' * n| shipment. Any that interest Frisk will )el opened. f 1 ' , ;j .■ j-ij j 1 . j.-. '■ . • We are wondering if, after a hitch in hj> food office, we couldn’t borrow Frisk 'oj* the sovereign state;of Texas. | r V| i I : v j ' I Aa gmelly ns some (>f our state activity Mtomea, the pooch coiilH l»o on semi-ro- IPement most of the time. hK vT By ALLEN SELF ! ’ ! The West at Bay, by Barbara . Warq. Norton & Co., New York, i 1948. Europe has been the focal point of two great wars—running sores of chronic depression, for the past (140 years. [;j ; , Shortage of Yankee dollars, and with it, paralysis of international trade s the chief symptom of Eu rope's present crisis. ‘lotv to pjace Europe on a stable economic footing is the problem Barbara Ward, young (34) and brilliant foreign af- i fairs editor of the London Eco- nomist, presents and resolves in West at ‘Bay. Atnerica’s role in the reconstruc tion j is known 'to all as the Mar shall Plan, or ERP. Under program, tho 16 non-Commur itions of Europe have joined to iatc tboir economic needs, to ce their budget at a level [•enough to insure political stk- bifitV. , ! j Miss Wdrd sees in this coopclr-- atioq the sfleds of something gre ilt- fr—p }Vestern Association simj kr to tho United States of Kuropc pomilaHaed by Winston Churchill, | Without [Kuch a union, tho hod ton) civilination is foresq^n m hura Wiml t||is imist Sidney M, BmokK! Horvlco firnt. uh of the irbitldent and then mm HiHTeUtry (dfile Hock HoUry Cluj) cave pm M5 yegM. t jwouid be Interesting to know the exuet t but ACtUdily M’bolly jvdight of the Knglinh pOttM ho hnn CohMum- Hgt iitl^tttlko spent imore. fdidurlng that time. —4— 1%—> Tie Battalion] official City of College JEf ^ “ tali year. -4- T -••• • 4. Battalion . ! of the Agficdl ished five tiD i< ItUrul esf a ’ lirtatii P: and Mechanical College, of Texas week artd circulated every Monday tion periods. During the Summer g holjidayB and eKadi „ iday, Wednesdi y and Friday. Subscriptwn rate The credited j ed herein Entered as stcond-ilass matter Post Office at ColleRe Station, texaa,. Under the Act of Congress of March 3, ’ IjtO.. ' —— Netifs contributionalm Goodwin Hall. Classified Office, Room 209, GoodWiri / kENNETH~BOfJDyTOH ' ‘ request. xclusively to thi d m the all other Membe- of The Assqpia :e<3 Press by telephone placed hy ff : if ' J jmmer STh 44^0 per lise for republicatidn ib the papdr and local news of spon matjter herein ere also reserv and the through The Bat- school ijLe/lere ■k ? 1 1 * , \ 11 I.0HT A HaH?/ KdH|ir, Th« BaHalluij: Deail Bji'i i Oh .Sunday, Novcm 1 picked up a hltch-hii Texas litid brought hljm When 1 let him nut he U aipper bag in my nuwrniohlje. outside of the bag hks the mir VMitchdll” painted oij it With no initials. talist nations. It involves no fundamental changes of European society’s complexion, other than the revi- i val of the “brotherhood of man” and other Christian principles. Fat chance!! The West at Bay is the first book published in America by Miss: Ward. Throughout it her reason-; ing is excellent, her clarity su-j perb. She is at her best when de scribing what the U.S. and Eu^ rdpe must do in order to make the ERP a Success. But her primary assumption that Europe and its present social order is basically good can Be questioned seriously. IPjmfe trf Hip* “Finally brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might." Eph. SslO The soul of the Christian is a continuing battleground. The pow er of Satan is in unceasing oppo- sition against the will of Jesus Christ in the heart oif the believer. No) one of us can by our own strength prevail against the* great adversary. Only as we connect our lives with the power offered to Us through Jesus Christ can we endure tho temptations that »ro js, We oobpeintiqn a he proposes i- with all the exeellont stwtistitts, ever haforq us, We acquire power plwult and brogrants stripped aside to dvercomt temptation and to do r-ls cooperation between the eojU the work of a Christian as by faith we olose the gap between our weak* ness and the strength of God. (Read Eph, III HI-1(1) HON AHY A NO BENKDICTION Durijig odr conversation he atg- . ■ V Ing with wild life, [dent at Teg- in conserval In work deal- ted tha|t>hc was a s as A& ,i , - ■ i all news dispatches ecus origin publish- Repivaented nationally by If itional Ad- vertfsing Sorvipfl Inc., at New York City, diicaffo, I^» Angele*, and Sac Francisco. 444) or at the editorial office, R >om 201, 'one (4-6324) Or at the Student Activities Harvey Cherry, John Clark Monroe Mn- Nancy Lytle ■■■ Bill Bnilngaley T. Nanney Alfred Johnston Andy Davis Alan Curry Kenneth Marak. Sam Lanfoi Frank Welch. O. W. Jr- Chuck CabanUa Charles ^•h.e*e..^ t U^, C )• "■■■ 11 " l " ■ •■•() *- Don. Engel king 'Back" " Spoede, Itiii Fotta, Andy J Matula, FVed tttk'&iSTS His home is either Texas or some place j If tl^re is any 'W , find th|s boy’s'addri glad to mail him the fort on your part to this sttjdent would preciatqd. iANFORD H. )PAL tigation A the H al Branch, las, Texas rilil y<| 1 I •Jill ■ -L ;■ "■ RE NICKEL TON, O., Dec. ton, believed,to be i,.' li. cities for a The ickel, is gtvi city co; Nl. Mary’a Chain*! w»n. DEC, TONIGHT- 1ST TllOP.M. PALACE Bryan WED. thru SAT. I "SS.. o V V HEDY i ROBERT you can ride LAMARR-CUMMINGS &<> a titt& MMkUonmmlltlui, »y C. C. MVNItoB , If your roommHte la one of thoao wl tilt plenaure in life la laying a imoke- of Bl Ropo nuthber 6 fo/ aroutid yOur why not try and get hurt to take oldering hemp out to one. of the lotal king tots for a machine uge cure? , A certain patriot, John Kainersky uy name, of New York Was a chewer of the itioians trademark, and as he was driv- happily along puffing on his cigar mis- ’ortune stepped in to put an end to his okescreen. His car became entangled with that of ther driver, and while the gallent John as out investigating the damage a third car tly nudged the Kainersky jalopy* The alopy in turn nudged John, and the upshot f-the whole affair was that John swallowed e stogie. [ / No comment was forthcoihing from the poared^W Ilftkd fast ahojigh thq caught the hit were M nien, but nearby farmers ■ ^ 1 Isljor so men ntriwUra 'the und rani Not the id till farmer Hat they three ■ _ ... _ ___ icoihing from ruggling Yankee, but a doctor who thrust country are utl^er the einikht WOdld )e them. |Tne farmer couljl women only.exp aired remarks were not r Hi AllorWhicbVtO; pays to lock your what will be conlnf in T 4* The Daughters tion won’t like it, English people aelieve tt a British colori), This, fs by a recent poll (tl by the colonial oiffide. We wonder how mu it Am ed] twe red me to nothing famWra that ou cant r car ierican h re so tho still after .v p’l •f lis lights into John’s throat commented that had never before been called in to attend i case of singed tonsils. ' , - I , r /it. Rattling windoWs have, in the past, al ways been a source of trouble, |but after hear ing of a recent escapade ip Germany it /ould pay us all to investigate before cover ing our heads with pillows to drown out (excuse me) shut off the noiie. It seems that the male shortage is get- I pay, old bean,ipaw omplng f| sty grt impr [l»i ed thefranka lives for thd ‘ On|| Was; i school student b |i , / m rt this lion ? |11 > ou?” • * mjplete ng you the [current ft r the re\ join- their ing the German femmes a bit perturbed twenty dollars; I’d be ti and they decided to do sometjhing about it. sans catsup janri mustard, ! ^o, late one cold Bavarian evening as the The real old America rlan hills, throe opstrated by ai secohd inf re ' jry high 4 $20.00. [(For M tp Bat two, pi‘I rfet was dem- Ipjil In Georgia ptl stomach. Ho tiiug th)L t|dbit. Hide Rule Contest -tTrr The antiitftl freshman conteftt will be held sltnuHanoouslv iii the auditorium of Building T- 180 uhtl in Room 303 of the ME Bbildinp: at 1 p. m. Thursday, J. K. CaddesS, chairman for the con test has announced. A first Ond second prize for the 'i i, i ,,, lU i ed « smiiH lplaque livarlnu a-com Itanoouslv 1 ,rt *j'd®tlon from the luiiid iif Hh *Hr ii ■; "V- -'i • • • 44 i [ LEARN TO SNORE j Learn to snore in tho dnytimik Aimnzb j* your friends; How? SimplelJn'aicare fully avoid NoOoz Awaksnork. When tablet t prleo by., tho moon rose over the cold Bavarlap hills, thrfee figures in men’s clothing weife seen appro- who h|)d|a |ionj*fU8ti galv; aching the window of a farmhouse. On the accepted a mere; $160 for ipner side of the window, sb the account He, oicp.lained hlk.cufejWilB /ent, was the room of the farmer's son. The statement," I wanted lA ljlgp the inflation three figures approached the Window, bang- amonijJ(h«'.l|FhiwtoijjpporIndwKi a on it, and when the farmer himself ap« worthy r|8fts|hif j ■ ^ < nmdi? In thqi oi)nU*iit ilcimiVmtmL.hiaddws said; amt swoml WlSf lb , Tbd dWH'tlJ ctpimmy i . oach dopiii'tiurnt of the unglni'W!- i« niiidvciy .iit|t tol' TIhii'm f I Irtg Hohool mmi which jHSlonta .tMmlwr Id, let tot 1 mirsaay wii»«. awardeiu ; t J • I pach rim|,rs|tant will la| ; awssjet. [ t - [D .; I ! AnnnS u mma* !!f Hi ( ■■■■■■■HMfaHHiH . 21 3 ~! ‘■'Ar, -l • ,• I liH I Itt), . t'i ft lnmn Ih'* ^rnj;« E. O. ECHOLS REALTOR Over Canady's Pharmacy I 1 [Bmla • 1 PHONE 2-6494 ..people take* a KoDoz Awakttttr tohlot thoy wake up fast, f<*el alert. Harmless as oofflee. 25c at dtrugj stores: ' C*a/Hpii. Susif a>. FOR THOSE WHO DEMAND THE BEST College Shoe Repair North Gate