L k Pfg«2 j; ttered ittered mini bodej no good ariyone. 1j * | often| discuss the i ithe methp Is which w and ith be employed to cleat it up. Cluttered floorsi no| lem ; to be swept, blackboards lem.; i ^ to be swept, pU cl ^waste cans to te 1 wpefly. Battalion | TORIALS ^ WEDNESDAY, JULY 7, 1948 WEDNESDAY, JUL1 Statesman, Ktttghtly Gentleman?’ iawrenoe Sullivan Ross, Founder of Aggie Traditions 'oldtei, \ I Doms Bode No Good • j j . i|; ; - - - I , like ch ttered floors, the instructor's orientation caricatures op uttered mitid think sliou d prfesent a prop- classroom floors to be washed, pr I it. i Cigarette stul clutter the floor, tered about the _ Il J -j * • Z ' .‘j ‘ '- • "if , * ! : ^ * : -y, H ‘--I ■' ' i > ] 1 ' : I /'. ; ’ . e- . k >s and pieces of paper Coke bottles are scat- rooms and behind thfe !N be emptied daily, but we do i ji , | itiiu oummcij believe that sue i little chores could be dope obtainable. Obvi \17^olrlV “ J T '■ j ! y ‘ L • 1 - !_ * 4 < • ' . i ' •La doors. Armies ot ants have not only mov ed in, but they have established summei* quarters in some of the rooms. A Janitorial help may be scarce durin g the summer, but we don’t think it’s uri- /: ambition twill be ously more help or morje required to perform the V mumm ; i r UtsCm . , ||/ ■ >, Bj CHUCK MAISEL . / A crises has arisen in China that is as serious a£ fne britisn coal shortage. Chinese crows coming home trom a hard day down at tne rice tielas, peck weary and scratch sore, are finding no soit limo to balance their weary leet on. 'i ftey have become victims of tne Chinese civil war in so far as the gov- / 1 .Ik y; •o ernment drive i against tne Communists lor- >uht lor tne crows to roost. ces has cleared the countryside of places 4. t|ertain clasirooms, particularly in the work satisfactorily. |\ Academic .Buihlihg, have not been swept rA clean floor, a clean blackboard, anti sincethe begtnping of/the siimtner semejs- desks lined up oqce a week would lend ah ai^ more conduc ve to learning. /, r The blfcctboards still have part jof ^rhft’&ll fi rj (j ; jral Kit enhower is confronted ! i L, spli eneral Eisenhower -'■ ■i, • kl - / • • • wifh thersime problem that is faci of Americans—thc draft. The the sinHilarity mds; t I , j - T’ j ’ ii - Ushnhower doesn’t wain;; io be drafted Democratic presidfjhhial nominee dr] hajs been l?ng aiid loud in his state ments iemphasizing that fact. 5 is obvjiois W'hy all this confusipn settled on the doorstep of Columbia’s president. The Democratic party is add that tplit is widening every day. fice/’jhe had not changed his mind;since telling thfrRepublicans last Januar^ he was not available. r ( | * The Atlanta Constitutioif has sqgges ed in ah editorial that in 1052 the picture might be changed. It even says that Eiseh- hower has beet reliably reported to haVe st in a 1052 presidential expressed intek draft. Now% howeVer, the anti-Truman forces in the Democratic party are frantic in their attempts to get the General to accept the draft movement they plan next weei Yantis Reports Feeble Kentucky Race Horses Enroute to Houston ' S x \ By IVAN YANTIS » ' N \. ; i ' ] ' ji ' 1 ^ ON A FARM TO MARKET ROAD IN TENNESSEE—(Si)ccial)— At lost I am in God’s country; again. The difference between Tennessee and Pennsylvania is unbelievable. Com pone and turnip greens three times a day here, but ih Philadelphia they have not yet discovered that delicious dish. This vacation is just what I needed before going back for the Democratic Contention, This in strictly a non-poliljical tour. I am not mentioning any candi date Vet for fear of a landslide. The Democrats are so eageit to find a man to run that any suggeatiojnH I might hiakc would throw the country into a turmoil. Don’t think thi^t I fcrtV^Ogldcting my duty as the servant iof the people though. My eyes arc open to uny man who might be l qualified to run. . The i hotels; ih this part of the country arc much better than tho*c in Philadelphia. The rates aije much ‘ more reasonable. Usually, if 1 let the: manager thke a ride on my motor scooter I can stiy for nothing. The “horseless carriage” td be a novelty in this state. Many inventive crows have started to roost on houses and churcnes, but unfor tunately, this isn’t appreciated by the build ing owners. A plea nas been made to the crows lor them to adopt tne habit Of roost ing on the ground, but the crows got ail up in the air about it and said that if tney were going to be left out of sometning, they want ed to be left out on a limb. Some of the more reiined crows, used to roosting in nothing but cherry trees in full bloom, picketed a number of hall-tree fac tories bearing placards that read “Never more”. Some pauper named Poe turned in the idea of rounding up all the pallid busts oi Pauas just above peopled chamber doors and letting the crows roost on them. He said that tnis worked very well for him and that he still has one roosting above his cham ber door, still a siltin’, never flittin’. The Chinese officials fear that Mr. Poe is just a raven maniac though. be I bit; one. tar 1; sli§ hi frhj fou lie paf t| ii SCI me -e do^ m na Cm as been found to the add they are getting the whole thing. In a re the leader of the Chinese LoW, he said emphatically,["W)e Setting plenty tired of vant a let down in living I' I : * ' call a policeman in Ban et a $2 a month man, not e group joins the force lake than two of the U, S. lorn d- c, tw>- u;i- t’s i. tails ! he jiol) by the Army. They ape ;als a month—about 25 cents. :e director general says thii dib- makes poor cops out of thd co i- asked the finance ministry for make 30 ticals a month. S. long ider of the force are dr mone '. The budget boys turned hi . news coiist|'rnkt} byithjje lXr|i iali plkcelB 1$ th< mgi a (j^nlim of a pu Cd nctterijei ^ — ---- — — rj j—° ^ v me uiHiu muvipmein, mey ymn neAL ThdjWfti-Tniman forces; within the party Every word Elsenhower utters, they twist ■ in one form oi another so as to make St k are locjking foKa man to jearry them to viptbonn^vi mW and ^ ey have settled appear ; that all the “not available” ta Thii has occu Ted despjite his statement These people are not. doing the pary that K i could. < lot ! accept ibmination for an y g 0 od. ' Th^y are not doing their any political; office or jiajWcipate in ppr- chances of e ]etti 0 n any good either. U i- .tisap politiottl contests/; ; ; ; . less they can produce a capable candidate If-he had' said that jist once those who is-willing tjo accept the nqminatio forces bight bo justified in pursuing their it would be better for the party and be plans, to draft the -General. But he has country as a whole to take General Else said it! many jmeg and Monday he said hoWer’s - ’ statements for fact bd mei|d that although he was “profoundly touch- the rift in the party which, among other ed by the Jrenewed suggestion that Jl “ iV5 — 1. xt.. could satisfactorily fill a high public What, No Hillbilly Band?... ‘Uncle Mac’ MacKrell Evangelical Approach tb v ho e I seems My j trip through Kentucky ehlightened me on one thing. T had always wondered what hap pens to j the race horses after they have retired from the track and are old and feeble. A truck load of j them passed me on the highway aXd a large banner tacked on the side said “Houston ay." It iis rumored that a By FRANK WELCH Word has been received via mountain mule that Arkansas is graced these days with a political star of such magnitude and genius „ _ , . „ T i. j'? , . . . t hat U 16 backwoods people an Meat Packing Company. It us rumored .that a law is before the Ken- flocking to his- cause in droves tucky Legislature requiring- all horaes sent to Houston be registered » «« thoroughbreds. j r I got my greatest thrill j in life when I pulled into Memphis. A brass band was there to inefet me and escort me to the fairgrounds where a large celebration Was underway. The people were eating Crumpburgera and drinking Crump Cola. The new 1948 Crumpmobile was on display, and a large cjrowd had gathered there. ■ •■if n it r— - Ijejyfen had a room in the Crump Hotel. * i r ~ r ~ i ~[tiC)iLJ7 O r >^> Sensing that this oft repeated word must lave some significance, I inquired at the |csk about it, The clerk infomed mo that tjhc next president of the United States leserved to be remembered in some way. u xi j ■ . x, ,, i x-i _ i intend tb look into this man’s quallfica- he things^ fhreat^n^ to cost them the election tions as a candidate. of- in November. Beyond I he Line of Duty Ered Hickr lan has courage. I * Hickman and Covered Hickman as We don’t mean the Ordinary kind moved ih. Yejt Hickman approached tjie that is required to discharge the duties open door w|ith a full stride bearing required of him in 'Campus Security. , neither to right or left. * My next stop will be Oak Ridge. | Just a routine check-up to see that everything is runnihg smoothly. As a citizen of the United States and Brazos County, 1 feel that it is my obligation to help in any way I can. Probably I will not be able to include a report of my activities there in my next i dispatch. Everything is so confidential. Nevertheless I will continue (jo report conditions in the various sections of the country just as I see them. There is altogether too much- dnts against the 40 yearJ’eijjn Of, Kansas politicians, UfCltF Mac! ] le prejudice among cotresponddnts today. 4 boast thkt charicte >f but f< w are ever forced to prove, and only then was the gun dropped. A mail'bid a .45 pistpl pointed ' Pt7:1 j ! 4 1 1 1 I 4— I ■■ Gouraje migm; ndt shoiW Itself there for : When challenged, the man refused to several yearja. t i'l j surrender. Tthegun continued to poiht Monday ^vjefting Hidkman demonstrat- unwavering at Hickman. Hickman asked ihen the man to dijop: his gun the second time, Stic which most ' Art a native San Fi to tls t and tlh* out, ful stufy land research and hojmlefcs cases and- affli adcldehts, from a spirit' tadj. Infanta rtdf childr no prmhiscsi ajnd nothin likq to hear fr »m those her m; r telepat lie code, 3r wa^f,l reach me is byiew moturTA. Crlizi, 2478.18t fir* Random Thoughts •.. ; : ^ ... .j Ui-, I •" I $10,000 Limit Not Practical Yes, Fred j [ickman has courage. Hq|w about Mis. Marj Vine-Covered Her E ijoymer t of If Was dscan and wish a life time of . sating-so-called (ons, as well! as basis, no con- also. No fees, sell. I wobld j By CABBOLL TRAIL For the Kecond time thi* year thp leading candjdatea for senator have had their financial backing challenged. And in ^ach instance they; were accused of exceeding the $104H)0 limit. j I; j . g 1 , Z 1 i The first charge came last May from fonner US Roprcsentativc Martin Dies. Then a potential candidate himself, ho requested that Attorney General Price Daniels conduct an investigation of the other candidates. Daniels refused, passing the buck on to the local district attorneys, saying that it was their job. ■ oiivm, uu , tt»i cm m we °l { > I r - Clark, one bf the less-prominent senatorial aapi- anc j hjjn j’ n womeri’s r,nt ® ^ termer head of the Economic# Department here, echoed Dies’ During th#$4 Bi Eaiten i om<« i t Um iAet t\ An all tod Potts — I er Dream of a Hamlet, b|y )ttagh Came True, But sion, $2.50) i Ernest Jones, Cottage C ime True, But Wne Uut Short wnen Her and Butied ellar.-f-TAc American 5cellane6us household. William Shakespeare (Vi- A! psychoanalytic study of )., with drawings hy F. Roberts J<|>hijison.—From “Books Out irald Tribune. ! Today,” in the 4 me Battali that mystery. j BChoo! Associated Pres: to It or not ot! in. 1 ^ A...**.;:,,*....i. CoU«g B fct of ConifM* ititled exclusively to the use for credited in tee paper and \6ch\y mTTT ztoi w. D , liiawvl. ▲dux . ■ Thf JC^GAN***" Press 14 at the Student : / f College of Texas and ted every Mouda; charges by sending Lyndon Johnson, Coke Stevenson, and George Pcddy a letter asking them how they cart Wage such nr| intense campaign and remain within the prescribed limit, i He added in the note that if each did not give an answer which williaatisfy his lawyer, he will ask fpr an “investigation by a grand jum to find out whether or not yotir name should be eliminated from the ballot.” " I i / I Li J ! . ifl He makes no statement concerning the evidence which he has to prove that there is a violation.- His press release only said that from the figures quoted him by various radio stations, it appeared that the broadcasts alone would exceed $10,000. | 1 1 With so much smoke there ut bound to be a little fire. It is apparent that the limit is being exceeded. Radio broadcasts, helicopter jaunts, and state-wide campaign tours Would easily run an expense account higher than $10,000. ?. it ■ -\;I .i f j •' ■ J"] If Ute law is to continue to remain active, an investigation leading to a more rigid enforcement if needed- Even now the statute has been dormant sc long that it has lost all practical significance. If, however, the limit is not to be enforced, it would bo Jbetter to repeal it rather than to permit continued violation. Laws are made to be obeyed, not to be winked at. - - - 1 1 " —- * yes, James E. (JUncle Mac’’) Mac Krell is rejuvenating hillbilly poli tics with a twist that even "Pap py” overlooked (if it’s possible that Pappy ovcriookfcd any method of securing votes.) j ij !• v Evangelism\l and politics, it would seem, should not be mixed under any circumstances, but Uncle Ma'’ Is employing a “gospel approach” with amazing results. f n their carJ , But rd Presenting himself as ^hc only h(>nestv . of any ;; individual in Arkansas who. gives a hoot about the farm folk \and implementing his platform with a complete repertoire of old spirit uals, thje 45 year old gubernatorial aspirant has wooed his ; listeners into a state of estacy. Uncle Mac is no dumb-bunny, he knows how to get close to- the Arkansans. Leads “Heart-Wnmacr” Uncle Mac and hlsj quartet (strictly a capella) set (the tem po of each political gathering with a snappy rendition of “Keep on the Firing Line.” Following this opening number, Uncle Mac, who doesn't know one pote from another, takes over the ifeins with a' "heart-warmer” called “Every body Will Be Happy Over There.” (Undo Mac exudes "casualness” while ho sings, standing relaxed with hands thrust In pockets.) He always enumerates hia quali fications at the beginning of each speech, announcing he Is a Master Mason, a veteran of two wars, and a Christian for 11 years.! He was a sinner and admits It. “I’v* consumed enough liquor to float i battleship," he recalls. “Some of that bunch In tee state Education Department! say Tm a woman-chaser. Well, maybe I did chase a fewr of them years ago, but I didn’t catch up with many of them.”; The women In the audt cncc smile; the men look at the * i . /•IT r t< fer how much the KK’s are paip. ' Ii/vi T.. tern from Singapore tells of the n of the local population causiid j amount of land devoted to bur- jn Singapore Island. Because if ghjctfft of maintaining the cemeteries, n is recommending the building crematorium. The Minister of says that he’s burned up abopt ling. f- ‘Pappy’ With floor and snicker,; an# brushes a tear away; “Forgiven N >w “Tlie Lord has forg vi I hope you will do til s peals tee reformed < n Uncle Mac is’; a ! psjjychijd among his people/ He ki owi they think about the )igj-citi ticians, and he tak< 3 jidv(in of this knowledge tl I tr his platform which ij cl ides ishment of a gasoil* c ta farmers. ! !' ; I •. n .. n "Down in Little Ro :k, \h« a . ^s, th “where the smart rrt in live, i e V U say that farmers woii d - liphjoni u “ gas out of the teaetd •s lindi llraijthe the honesty of apy/ffa me that gang in Little 1 oc c.” j| I Slum si SIR m -I G tJY H. D Typewriter New A Used Tj Guaranteed F lie s. Mam sas Jac taken from ap assignation house a't! Pine Bluff. Their mother op ?r- ated the place; Ybu ought to hear tyd them pray njid teach Sunqay School classea” Another sli4e is shown, st f'The father of these 'fou|r lit t gllfls is here] tonight. jH 0 ^ lfn S li- hais their mother been in the A ly- e lum, Jim?” en “Three yeaijs,” answers ‘Jim ^wt I- of jl the darkneps. j tor < Minister C! jpefore calling a minister out thie audience for a, closing praj cle Mac ‘’Bend» , ’ thi) audience he With his fabulous arrangement- ' ay Down Deep ih Mjy Soul. ’ ollowing tee prayer; the pa ian-evapngeHst'-crooncr-n n d -pi ter -of- unwanted-children c as- ually meanders to tee door ui ‘ In tee midst of | hfs tlitj dc a bucket to receive any donations. if i ir- imank says Uncle 1 his boys give out with an a pr late selection called (“ii: Battlefield for My ijord” Si the closing song, he/ delivers knockout blow by showing s of his two no children. Seated before amjiar«ihhone[[be hind tee screen, Unci the dramatic poselbi fullest extent. Out ness, his voice Is 1 “Do you see that |b5)|? He congenital syphiliticj died of (he disease, in the insane asylu years he will b« Our doctor has him. , I “Those next two {nd as he squeezes every hand! "May ■o- God Bless yt 1 Ihe >re ho i#s r/unwai ted moth r is itein jfSve il. d Iher 'Titers ilrs ! Br ire : ■ M a TODAY &THURS. ’ EXTRA! EXTRA! Fight Films Begin 1:29-3:05-4:15^:25-8:10-9:50 I’-'r; v monv more some IW. Ill IMS ninpw sfcusi.# ition of all "newprdispat^os spontaneous origin publuh- '' . j " MticwOly pe Iflix, m reserved. /j.- hr N*tkn»i s«rrtce Ia