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One .block north of J forth (late
Rev. R. L. Brown, Pastor
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Training jUnion,] 6:15 {^: m.
Sunday
Sunday School, 9:45 %,
Morning. Worship, j l0:6
_ ' ‘ Union,!6:15
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Evening
7f5 p.
Prayer Meeting 7:1^ p. m.
Nursery it all serVigda
SAINT MARY’S CIAPEt
Two blocks east of] North G:rte
Rt. Rev, J. B. iGlelssi er &
Rev. Trj> Valejnta,i Cl lajplain
Sunday .
Mass, Sejrmon, and 1 loljr CJom
/ munionf, 8:30 and 11 a. m
■ Newman jCoffefc Club, 10 a. ijn.
Confessions before H ass or
Sunday mornings
, A&M CHURCH OF CHRIST
One block north of Njorth Gpte
James Fi Fowller, Minister
: Sundtfy
Bible Class, 9c4o a. m.
Worship^IServi^e, 10:15 a.
[ Young People’:
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Meet ng, 6:L5
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Wedijesday K
Prayer Meeting, 7:15 p. m.
, Ni" , S'ry at all!services
A&M CHRISTIAN CHURClH
Assembly Rooijn, YMCA
Rev. Allen S. Watson Pastor
Sunday
Morning'Worship, 9:30 a. m
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
ORGANIZATION
.Assembly Room, YMCA
Mr. P. B. Goode,; Sponsor
Official meeting fir's ; Thursday
of each month, 7:30 p. m
Disesussioji group evCry Sunday,
jat 11 a. nl.
SAINT THOM VS
~ EPISCOPAL CHURCH
< South of the campus, across
drill fijeld from Dr ncan Mess
Hall ' • ...
'Rev. 0. 0. Helvry,, Vi‘ar
i Sunday
•• Holy Communion, 7:,l0 a.
i Morning Prayer and Sermdn,
j 9 a. m(. j
; Church School 10 a. m.
! Aggie Coffee Hour, 1 0 a. n|i-
j Evening fPrayer, 6.:3( p. m
: Y. P. Service League, 7 p
Nursery |at all ! servic ss.
HILLEL SERVICES
YMCA Chapel
Friday
Worihlpi Servilces, 7^15 p.
I Wednesday
rul | Meeting, 7
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THE BATTALION
Faithful Old Mother
FRIDAY, JUNE 18,1948
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Someone Finally Found
Who Appreciates the Batt
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By CHUCK. MAI3EL v
Today, we will continue with the
final gripping episiodd in the
Don’t Read It.”
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MondaV, we left fhej prdmisihg
opus just before it was about to
be delivered to the composing room
in the |lower reaches of Goodwin
Hall ip let us continue.:
In thclcomposmg ioo)n, the re-
portef* hands the story to a linotype
operator. This gentleman makes
.several remarks about reporters
who think that a deadline is 4 g?i
signal to begin writing. But i the
young tnan thumbs j hurriedly
through his c,opy on ‘‘Excuses For
Not Making Dendline”-K\vhich no
Batt roporjter would ibej without—
and tossb^ the dperator a choice
alibi. After all deadline was only
6 hours ago. :. J
This daily excuse-giving being
dispensed with, the h^ro of our
story gbes back to his ! ea>jy
chair at the Batt office |fbr
seme w^ll deserved! lest. ‘ But
than the cruel linotlypje operator
has set |he story in a j galley and)
ran off a proof. By the time the
poor journalist has reached his
■_ LUTHERAN STUDENT
i' . •! SERVICE !
I Assembly room on sbeond floor
f of YMCA if* |
f Rev. Fred Mgebroff, -Pastor
f- Sunday j
Sunday School and Student Bible
Class, 9:30 a. ni.; j
. Worship Sen-ice, 11 a. hi. Cabi
net Room. .. .1 J , , • 1
A&M METHODIST CHURCH
One block east and; one bldck
nOrtk of North Gute
«i‘ Rey. Jhmes Jackson,; Pastor.
Sunday
Identkjal Morning Worship Ser
viced,' 9 and 11 a, pi-
Sunday School, 10 aJ m.
y M. Y, )F.,'6 p. m. j ]
Happy] Gospel Seryites, 8 p. m.
] W’ednesday
Wesley Fellowship , and Choir
^ practice* 7 p. m. ;
Nursery at all services
THE A&M PRESBYTERIAN
j ] CHURCH;
One 'block north ojfcj North Gate
, ami one block wejst - -
Rev. Norman Andeijson, Pastor
•' j Sunday
Sunday School, 9-:45 a. m.
Morning Worship, 11 a. m.
Westmlinister Student Fellowship
6]:30i p. m. j
Evening Worship, 'R.SO p. m.
DR. N. B. MCNUTT
DENTIST
Offijce in Parker, Building
Oven Canady's Pharmacy
Phone 2-1457 Bryan, Texas
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playfully
jyes with
longed for chair, the proof arrives
Sn the office.]
The managjing editor
gouges at tny youth’s eyes
his iron claw which is the manag
ing, editor’s cute way of inviting
the victim into the parlor to read
proof. ;
The piioof having been read and
corrected, it is sent amid a flurry
ojTTrunipets once mote to the
basement where the corrections
are entered into the galleys.
At this ' point, a grouchy joe,
sees fit. Why, if he hurries, he can
get a cup of coffee at the New
York Cafe. They don’t close until
three. But instead, he wishes to
see the fruitk of his work, so he
goes back to his hole where his
roommate is just picking up the
fresh copy of the Batt with the
opus in it.
He watches for his roommates
eyes to light up with joy and in*
terest as he: finally turns to the
last page where the great story
lies. But roommate has more im-
SS2 JbTteWnffl
to juggl* the type throwing it at
what is going to be a plage proof.
When hp’s satisfied that it can
never bg recognized as such, he
sends a copy of this upstairs where
the managing editor unlocks the
chain frifm the aforementioned re
porter’s right arm commanding
him to Set the page # aright
his orbs—that fly has gotta go
and the Batt must be printed for
some purpose if each issue costs
8135.
That night, after the Batt and
the Aggies have begn bedded down,
our undaunted champion of the
printed word may be seen slyly
cutting the Batt into hundreds of
At las|t the great work is done i perfect paper dolls. Oh, well, at
and the! reporter is glloived to i least his mother will like hi& work
ana tne;
spend thj-
e rest of the day as he' when he sends it to her.
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Begins Monday
Thel first of a series 6f threje-
| day short courses! in motor vehicle
! driveif education jnnd training for
autodipbile dealers will be held
] here June 21,^22 lind 23, according
to Rupsell UitzPatrick, who is in
charge of the training.
The! purpose of the course is to
qualify a representative of each
dealer as a driver, FitzPatrick
said. j\t the Jure 21 course the
Autonjobilc Dealer’s Association of
Houston, will participate.
On; the third day of tho course
each dealer representative will
traiq an inexperienced driver Us
his “final exam nation.” Passing
grades will he gi con when the in
experienced trainees attain a de
gree of skill which will qualify
them .o pass a d -iver’s license ex-
amiqaiion, FitzPatrick said.
Residents of the Bryan and Col
lege Statiori areas who wish to re
ceive training miy do So by con
tacting Russell FitzPatrick, Facul
ty Exchange, Co lege Station.
Enjoys Mission to College Station
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HENRY L. SCOTT, concert humorist, will appear at THE
GROVE on August 18. He is one of the entertainers made possible
by the 40 cents activity fee.
Henry Scott, Famed Pianist,
Appears At the Grove August 18
j By W. K. COLVILLE
IIenr>' L< Scott, hailed by audiences and critics as
“America’s First Concert Humorist” and “The Will Rogers
of the Piano,” Will give a recital of classics, swing, and
concert; humor at The Grove on August ,18.
Scott started playing the piano at lihe age of four and
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ha.s been! at it ever since. From his
eariUefst huisical days, Scott deter
mined toi make versatility the key
note of his coneert career. He be-
lieved thjat the entertainment quo
tient of concert audiences had not
been sufficiently explored and de
cided to Ido. something about it.
Like niost musical] figures, Scott
shcjwed pis talent eiirly. When he
vah four he began to pick out mel-
.odies on! the piano. His ability as
a humorist began to appear at the
same tiipe, ho saysi, when he no
ticed thait ho coiild hiake his older
brother laugh by rjumiing around
the dinirig room table and hitting
hist head Ion a sharp! corner.
He j eh r r i c s thjb; rather paiif-
fiili m|cthod cf entertainment over
intjo the| adult Stage when, in ;a
I hilarious; imitation of a piano vir
tuoso, ho conks his beWigged head
on the piano with q dramatic ges
ture. As a piano “virtuoso,” he
strjops his fingers jon hie trouser
legs. \
The props used during his con
cert include an orange, a wig,
and hih famous hultens, Cosed
to strengthen his fingers) . . .
but each of thescj is used only
momentarily during his concert.
AN ORDINANCE DECLARING
THE KEEPING .OF ANIMALS
AND BIRDS AND ALSO KEEP
ING DOGS EXCEPT THOSE
KEPT STRICTLY AS PETS,
WITHIN THE CORPORATE
LIMITS OF THE CITY OF COL-
LHGlE STATION! TO BE A PUB
LIC: ; NUISANCE, PROVIDING
THAT DOING $0 IS UNLAW
FUL, AND PROVIDING A FINE
FOR VIOLATION.
BE IT ORDAINED BY THE
CITY COUNCIL] OF THE CITY
of College Station, tex-
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‘ 'SECTION 1. I The keeping iof
animals and bird* within the cor-
poi(Sit(| limits of tl|c City of Collejgc
Statiqn results in flies, abnoxidus
odors] and annoying noises, atnd
henec - endangers ] health and con
flicts with peaceful living, ajnd
therefore is hereby declared to be
a public . nuisance.]
SECTION 2. Hj shall be unlajvc-
i H<> writes all of his musical! ful a, '>; ownc 4 lessee -
sketches, arranges most of the ; or ai f other perjon in charge of
popular compositions played on his f ny J l TT conmiate
Program, and originates the ideas ,ni ^ T of th % Clt of C ,lk 'f, 0
for his bcreamingly [hilarious pan- l t,on l T f a f- to . 1:e0 ' , ^ allow
tomincV 1)0 kl'P 1 0,1 sal( preihiscs any
The classical portion of his con- ho, fP’ J acks >
cert consists of compositions by ca1tK ‘.- ^
Chopin, Scarlatti j and Lisz-L T h e chiekcnsgumea p ; :gs, dueksgecKe,
popular group rjnges from boo- h'uuMs urkoys, orany o.her do-
gie-woogie to ballhds, while on the °'' T d 1 ' V ? t °. ck T
humorous side Jo. such titles as I , 01 ’, any unless such
“Tho History of }he Lost Chord.” ^ ^
Lmgmge\ Prtf LkMks Syrian
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“Chopin in tho Citrus Bolt,”
“Rhythm at any Cost,” and “Bach
Goes the Weasel.” 1
Probably one of the finest trib
utes ever paid to tho versatility of
Scott w;js by the Asheville Citizen
in a front page review of his con
cert which said, “He could give a
concert that would pack the house
even if he never touched a piano,
and he could give a concert the
next night filled with the haunt
ing beauty of classical piano mu
sic and the audience would never
suspect he could promote a laugh.”
There are an estimated 3,000,000
habitual golfers in the United
States.
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the. pceupant of the premises.
SECTION 3. Any person violat-
ling Uhis ordinance shall- be fined
not less than ten ($10.00) dollars
nor more than -fifty ($50.00) dol
lars. for each offense. Each day
this- ordinance is violated shall
constjitute a separate offense.
SECTION' 4. This ordinance
shall become effettive upon pass-
agei by the City Council.
SECTION 5. Emergency Clause.
Thu ifact that tnc present ordi
nances of the City of College Sta
tion-arc inadequate, and the fur
ther fait that many unsanitary
c'onditions exist y-ithin the City
due to , the existancc within the
City of animals }ind birds named
heriin creates an emergency and
an ] imperative mblic necessity
that the rule requiring ordinances
to be read at more than ono meet
ing if thq City Council before fi
nal passage be su spended, and sajid
ruldjis hereby suspended, and that
this i ordinance ta ce 'effect and be
in full force and effect immediate
ly flom and afUr its passage at
this meeting, and' it is so ordaiitt-
cd.
Passed and approved, this the
16th 1 day of June, 1948 A. IL. ;.
{/S/ ERNEST LANGFORD
Mayor
Atttjst:
By CHARLES JAY
After nearly fifteen years in
Palestine and Syria as a mission
ary of the Southern Baptist Con
vention, L. Vj. Hanna decided that
he would continue this work where
he was really needed. And that is
how A&M g<{>t Hanna.
Hanna, ndw of the Modern
Language Department, says that*
he has been pleasantly surprised to
find That he is more often needed
to teach A&M men German thpn
ethics. “Tht> Aggies aren’t nearly
so bad as had heard in P:)les-
tine,” he laughed. ; ! -
Born in Syria, Hanna received
his early education ({here. In 1910
while still a! teen-ager, he found
that he was about to bo conscripted
into the Turkish army. Disliking
the thought of wearing a khaki
turban, lie came to the United
States and became an American]
citizen in 1919.
Hanna soon came, to Texas to
complete his education. He took
his undergraduate work at How
ard Payne College and receivod his
M. A. in theology from Baylor m
1926. While at Baylor, Hanna
couldn’t resist the beauty of Texas
womenhood, so he married a Texas.
Agriculture Dean
Says More Farm
Graduates Needed
More good high school graduates
from the faijm are deeded in pro
fessional ; agriculture j courses at A
&M, Od N. Shepardson, dean of
agriculture, said in an interview
yesterday. | . , • I
In the part year Bean Shepard*
son has made a number of talks,
■in Texas eitijes concerning “Oppor
tunities in Agriculture.”
His purpose is to inspire the
leaders of Texas communities to
influence thpir farm youth to take
advantage of farm background to
help fill the ranks of the profes-
sionaly trained agrlculturilist? of
the state.
His observation is that too many
men, who could go far in agricul
ture, fail to pursue a career in
that field. Rather, they forsake
it for. something mdre to do with
mechanics, and what ^ considered
to bo the ways of the modern
world, Shepardson said. Agricul
ture today is one of the most mech
anized fields of production, he
stated.
The latest speech on the subject
“Opportunities in Agriculture” was
made Tuesday, June 15, before the
Belton Rotary Club. Dean Shcp-
ardsbn plans to continue tahvas-
ing the state with his campaign.
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This (Ufristian minority has biscn
t out <)f the picture in the tur-
>il of feligious conflict TIanna
ys these Christians, Vho lack
ave 'age American’s ability to
yorce religion from politics, feci
t th !jt have been bet rayed by
Chr stian nations, and the Uni-
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McGINNTS
City Spcretai-y
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^261,349 in Loans
Filed iii County
Fifty-seven real estate loans
wore dosed and filed for record
in Brazos County during tho month
of May, for a total iof $261,349.50,
as compared to 52 jouns closed in
April for a total of $220,480.86.
The figures were compiled by
the Brazos County Abstract Com
pany from the records in the office
of the county clerk.
R. C. ECHOLS
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Bryan
Phone 2-6454
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above, resigned frum misi
iork to devote tiime to
College Static i. He
the Modern b.anguag^
Itartment.
gql. Miss Griffin of Frau!
Accompanied by hiis w
ung missionary began h s
the Near East on grid
trim Baylor. He is proujdfi
ths elementary school he
im Nazareth, Palestine, am
Sijnday school whi:h he i
inf conjunction with) it- Th|s
tuition was at qnc time the
of) its kind in the h ear Ea te
jClosed tomporafily d bteji n if
Wjorld War II and still hi fleered
bM the violence in the ar:i|i|thi:i
school now serves a. amonmlinage,j
caring for Christian, Mohai a fledan
and Jewish children withefab] prej-
jupice.
“Tlie Near East does n
a solution j to the Jewish
it is essentially a Euiitepeaki
le n and must be solved tj
H inna says. He character z(
vi )lence in Palesti io as
tiuuous heartbreak.
Hanna’s experii nee ir
area makes him especially
Sitive tow ard the position b
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Irabic Christians in the
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•jd States has suffered a tremcn-
u.s lo. s of face in their eyes by
i supi ort of partition in the Uni-
d Nations Assembly.
Hann i was commissioned as A
rat li ^tenant in the Corps of
laplains of the Army during
arid War II. He served as a
dopHiMp chaplain earning the
siafie-Pacific Theater Riblxpirf
ith fire bnttlte stars, the Phull-
L bicration Ribbon, the Vlc;-
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-the C opd Coniduct Medal. He was
s^harted as a captain shortly be-
ore co hmg to A&M in September
)47.
El,” 1 filnna
my miinistry is in
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