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Add to the gou»,
cuts reported [this jvetk tfie
vey^conducted by tl e Norths estdrn
Life Ihsurahcb Coi pdration
.That orgajiizati )p
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F
ice
3|f giheral price day could be n
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ijolled
jor colleges dud un vd.rsitw4.the jast.mohth,*
| asking e|ach y, hat • he
! ior students tjt slip ini
; uation. the answersrope l^d, while pot
s startling,. contradii t < previous Sj 1 >*yeyk seek*
| ing the same type o ? informc.tioni
? . Dividing tie co lege grai!uati|ig class in
to two divisieias^ te|hhicali ahd non-lechnical,
X'dhe insurance company’s. iKirnilj • .Econohiic^
] Bureau found that Ipngineersi ch ;mists, phyf
: f sicists, and similaijj highly specialized fields
could expect a mojhthly pan chic
ick ifangju
I 1 from $240 to $275(1, comiftuckl to a pre-wa
.average of from $])|35j to .flip a inonth. j
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'fa ,1 SiaieSt iJm, Knightly Gentleman”
Ros% Founder, of Aggie
r' ft
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ions
j y
i esults of a sur-
National
LssuBd recently.
thiijty*four nia-
1 m, i
casonably certa
ih of obtaining
some type of job.
Aside from engine
creiase in derhan
jobs after leaving their alpia mater. Now,
though, almost all? seniors can texpect to find
?! '|,| j |
fjng gn.dujatps, an in-
njiand for sidles personnel and ac-
coijntants continues as the nation’s economy
rides on the crest of the post-war boom per
iod. The heaviest cfeinaiad for those graduates
is from corporations, the insurance company
says, adding that; “tprporatiojns will be alii
but waiting outside ttW graduation ceremony
halls, offers in hand, this June When students,
file out with their 1 degrees.’
Such new? is ;pf course; wjelcome to col
lege students. But how long will the bubble
remain inflated'^When will industry reach a
saturation point? Will the Unii ed States face
jfT" Business ndmiifisllratib^ (and other non- another period of prolonged! te
| technical students rein hbi: rig it into jobs; unemployment? Isj it true tihajt the next de-
’ *’ * X.' i t —-.a;— w jjj; ma g e the last lone look like
mm
another period of prolonged! technological
i _ ^ ^ unehjiploj
f that pay salaries ringing frUm ^S00 to pression
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Australi
Puts Ovi
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300 Radio Listeneil
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We nole tliat Australia has fi- :
mtlJy Rotten around to producinig
M 1 sleep inducer; that ns, a
have dosed the eye? of some
00 patrons at ond of his shows :
recession ? i
the upper thiijd of graduatii g desses of that fiascoes?
Heading Ofi A, Big ‘Bust’ | X
H
the
_j as soon as they shtju, iiicuj <i»iu — —,,
; the bureau reij))orts. The lowerifig Ires for .this Not until we havi the answers to
..group.’evidently rfeflwt ih^i ag ;-old, “iitart above perennial economic teisers will we
i from the bottojn” philosophy iWev ilent among lean back in| our monetary et^y chairs and
American business firms, i I ' •) start vacatiqning i^'Miami Btach each win-
' Referring hack! tol theklepreision of the ter. Who’ll Volunteer Ho relieve our minds
early‘thirties^; NorfhWestcm )noMd that only of the memories l|iat inflptioh-deflation
The “little craJh” 1 of I’dfej hat? come and
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BETWEjEN THE BOOK ENDS
Wilder Steps Back Into rages
Of History in ‘Ides of March’
4/ MHS. wMnORA ARNOLD i
Reutlctts’ Advisor
TtyR MRS OF MAllCH. M Thor,Ron Wilder. Jh48.
By stepping back into the Rome of Julius (4e$M', Thorn
ton Wilder brings to surging life a dramatic period and one
nHthe magnificent personalities
Cajesar of history becomes I L’a(
that:neverthelpss‘fan ifektrenuly Serious sit-
gone, with grjain ind sedulity jharkejts api uatibn call develpp;” H(e addec
parentlyibackj to somjethiqg riesembling nor- ‘jEvenl itho 1 _ !'' , , . .
mal.- But tMshiversj that i nn lip the bjick ed reaches only Six or (fight rijilliqii, roughly
of the Amerijcan t>eC[ple |a it! waek ai
quite forgotten,
sion like that which followed 1921) is still
hanging over us. Maiiy.ol trii‘ v iteraais ifow
in’school gre’v up iri depr.isfeioi days, and
k-now that thqre oi icqj was a| tamj >; when $800
a month jobs weren’t autjoimtU ally Ihanded
out to college grad rates, j } ! i j j j
{ Chester,Bowles, formejr f)PA administra
tor and before that a
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“Even ithough theijnumbeii of unemploy-
sacheS only six orjeight m illion, roughly
the American jietjple tnud wejekjjire hot half.lhe numbei! of 193^, the effects through-
te forgotten. Tie fear df an.oher deples- out the world would he drastic.X
1-1 ’ ‘ To cushion another deprjessibn Bowles
proposed the following, nine-point program
“based on our experience in the past?:
1, “Tax cuts all along the line . ' ,j . the
time to cut takes is when purchasing power
is beginning to dry liijh” f ^
“An iUl-out J) rogfeafn of ?lum clearance
and housing,” biii diiijg 1,|0(!,006 homes a
r***:- • I [ 1 i h ■
3. Continue rfcnt controls) “lor at least
ie|r i
leading* jadvertising
executive,, has sou|id(fd a vvafni jg and sug-
include self - eniploydd dorrlestic help and
farm workers.-. | *; 1
New York, Bbwles
an extensive Fede 'al prognn ‘^an modify,
to a major ektent the n l ic(s.4io;i which Our z . . a Li,
past mistakes[hav4 made L vita |e. We have * 5 ' Enact a nafionajhealth insurance plan.
" ' • ’ few i\v«qks, “Oiice a recession bpgins,; we (should j
the ijecdud move'ahead pronjpfly with our plans for tljtt*
economic development of the (Missouri Valiev alithori-
1ml
r >[)ped; sharp-
all witnessed, during thj; ilaht
what may be the beginhii g’ ol
gycle of the old d smal eye e|
boomand bust.” • ;
YThe prices Of grafihs Have tl
ly, and so have the prices blfjmar y securities.
It fs possible’*! of course, tlhiijt jth commodity
markets wiU fecov u* an(Lp<[tjco ifideiicu will
be temjporariljy restored.?I i*| \
But, Bowips added: . 1 ;.,LKt r ’.
“There is lone fact thht’iwh must all face
squarely: Wej couUl not jijoskiblv ekpept .that
■)ur economy could bt su'bfeateSd ' o the-wholly
annecessary jriflat ion of ltlieih st year and
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y gotten around to p:
„ leep inducer; th^t is, a joker| |
U r •• 1 • An 1% ai*t4 4in<r t k«
pie
tiork
I
recently.
We fail, however, to see how
this feat is newsworthyjjA&M has
several quite prominent men who
make their living putting; people
to sleep. The ! nandw-minded read
ers, if anly, of this coluipn) among
you doubtless' think we’fe referring
to certain profs who atje rapidly becoming woirld
renown for their ability'to render senseless entire
classes of students.' I
However, we make no refareute Jf that sort.
Leave us not deal in perstonalitkjjs. As the sign sa|ys,
“We Lovif Our Profs, Please Drive Slow.’'
(Jetting back to the Australian, the hyppotist| in
question, one William J. Ousley, ;dkl perform a
lather mean feat. He faced a radio audience of
over 300 wide-eyed; people, and only two saw (the
finish of his progrann 'Tjhe rckt wore asleep. In
addition, telephony calls to the broadcasting Station
indicated (Ousley put some radio.listeners to pldep.
One (listener phoned in to* say his wife \|ms
standing at the window,, laughing and throwing (all
Iter hats out.
, This racket may haye something to it after
all. Think of all the joy that would be brought
into (he hearts of millions of husbands if their
wives .suddenly saw the lighl and began tossing
all the. cerebral paraphernalia that! is currently pass
ing for acceptable headgear out the wjindow.l i
Another listener, likewise hypnotized; thought
he was Charlies Boyer. Thj.* developments,'sijfys {the
report, .were interesting jn view( of the fact a
Women’s boarding house was right across the street
alul the man was clotjufl only iri pajamas, at .jthe;
time. [ . I ll I ' J . | : | . I ( -I I " j
Most hypnotized lisU|ners, howiCvw, were pwlak-
eiied when Ousley told them at the em| of jthe
broadcast ( to laugh at the mental picture of an
amusing hat, which, doubtless, wasn’t hard to |do.
The experiinent, Ousley told a repoiier, was
to encourage people to realize they can hypnotize
state to Rome; he, (jacfihr, who rev- tbeinflWe*. Auto-hypnostt, he said, enables people
to relax (
Lis tei
going to H'lcp, that they were relaxing and would
iii
probably Worth
Skunks as
'their
Theigrounc
■ca * ” 1
skunk
forecaster,, say
now th
f
four times, fall
earned is actually
hi*re. The idea w
ASTKBS
astly ovt prated as a weather
nrtan Jo>4ph A. Beaver. Tho
to iweatHur,
%
>, Be
igipundhii,” s
on the wuiitry
weather J’l.
PERFECT
Mrsi jWilfrj
and twoijeompai
were tool kuijpri
liad 13. imades,
Llppincpjti 13 tl
’Hiani'ki
"III
oaids,! (there (wililj be a break
nibad -to
1. “Pay
“if
Ijrust when it comes
np attention to the
‘e skunks are
.tsa
tlrew; perffl
re out)
in tlitj
bridge hands, bpt
of all tirae. In tiiik
aesar the human! bjefng as he
novel the
hml
Tore
aijipeared to himself, his family, his leg*kins, has jiome, his
Enipire in the mopthsl immediately* ——7———
Through imaginary letters | ered'Ctitunus’ the 'bKd'thougir’he ' 10 'completely in refleshirig sleep,
documents, which pie cunningly re- w ‘ 0 ' , ()f t- Listeners to his broadcast>ve|% told they were
yciiling and Toflpw a naifat|\|; going to selep, that thjey iyere relaxing and would
bittern, all Robe comes crowdbg | In the meantime; tni fatal ides j S(M)n fe c l Relieved, of all iheir worries. He alternated
through these pages. Romans (of ! UJV drawing near bid Y.aesar sees | bs instruction.^ vj ith a sljoW count,
md- slums, Romans of the palacjt'8,;''^dh approachingwi de around Ousley probably doesn’t realize it, but he may
Romans in the AlbaK villas, prawl- j '"b the patterns ot b e are cop- j, ave pc„v|de<l the world; With the answer to altibly
irig youth in their athletic cIum, sbhtly 8hiitingi; Then* is The night perplexing! problem: w hat; to ;do when the blind
rioMe ladies serving the gods j b ) when ( leopatradights up the skbs ; date you’ve got turns qUtj tu be f so bad you actually
thdir temples^ dissolut^ wor^ 1 ,#Am “ ! ‘ T
plojtting assigda^ions, spiek arid . .
savins stalkirig the Dictator iib i thony realize that • their day has
his) very, ehumber-f-all hailingx (,l|i|-; ended,
sail or nating drimi l
The carl
ami cut
wg just
day. “Fi
thing m
SLOW
It ib.s
horses— |)
a divorci
ed that
husbant
race Irfli-’k in
$10,000
coiirt a;
6 she, her husband
bridge hands, bjit
d|tojplay them), j Woods, the dcakp'. ,
iri). VVoods 13 hearts, Mrs. Edward
impmlhj and Hai(l?n Abbott 13 dubs.
I in previous hands, shuffled'
“Wo; werg so dumb-founded
A BIIRNINU
A a
palm in
cljent. Ho
i Fla
| As’
ing puc
His blorir
Thfli
ed on or
later.
-•hlus
ea|intt« . . _
t gaclj other/’ ^s. Woods said to-
jw |own ny cajfds and said ‘some-
SFEED DIVORCE
icuke of idoj hiany hordes—-slow
rs. Rbfct>ijrai|/ Lgvine .ftmtifiod in obtaining
frbm f lniip]|)(luCer NaJtjLevinc. She declgr.
fun thair lnoijiiyinoon |ak September, her
>pent |iill {hisishare tinlc at Golden G^te
it n Fraijiciscoi “Be would lose up to
day llietjtinrj tljie horsts,” she said. The
{a property settlement.
QtlESTION
vye'r s nap he l
heal* J
ji- assail 1
#n‘s am j
u* 1
Hi
igh above theni Caesar, refle
on i, his mastery of the world
nuin’s relation
sp<j>nsibility, to
to libei ty,. to t|- i goipti
flic passions, ' So j mfso a
Thornton Wildcri I)
With great wisjdom rind
He has;prerteii(te<l iiuthg, vjivkl, invar
is j wi itteii
icfntration.
ptiyu rec.riitjion pf a
hisjtory: he, Caesar, who wrote a|n j reflected—every aspect
edict abolishing the state religfcjp mari spirit revealed w
amp promptly destroyed it: he C|g- ami wit. You will , re)
Sail, who succumbed as he had a|\> authorxfor his outstand ng work of
u half without evontjualKi lialir
if it has not ajreadi startbU
development of t^e.Missouri valley
ty, 8t. Lawrence Valley authority, and for
similar developments)!.on the other major:
rivers;” 1 ifYi : j
7. “An aii-out: program fojr the bUilding |
ft
H^pcat? Are Seeing Red ■. \
gleat map-
D^LACC
ut
great world.' lleie is all life
ojF the hu-
th| subtlety,
lerirber tt(e
jested a program |fo|' hekdirig ijjff the next
depression beffore it evef ifsJ JAddressing. Another vear or tWHjj , , . , , . , . . , ,
the United Spates Cqnfe^ of; Mayors! in ! ‘ 4 Broacleh sfealfecurity payments to! 1 T ‘l ° f
( stod ijhtt in his opinion }nc1 | d , Wlf - eXdov^l dornestie hkln-and •! ™T I'ffl - jl,, .L-'^
TODAY AND ALL
THIS WEEK
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V
Composers of Swing Slreet
Are Strictly if Long Hairy’
Jl - , . ,
(/Pl-XIfhte Russian critic wh'» (enotilived
dead liiifjj degenerate music hat
to come over here and spend!a J ig at the
g the : piper. ' without crippling-imendmentk as rapidly as i the Soviet rujers arc worrfiejl thin and the poverty of U;
TmM fmlitro • .tMwoihlo’’’ II | if’ : I | , ovtr the type of tunes the Russjuri | Here is Swing Strcei’
/^Sometime''in ^he riotr^ 'diitahtjfutiure, possible.' , ;i Ml . t ; j | . | i ^sses like. .Apparently no w
has come along able to srit |h|
kind will s<>oner |b|r later be iinevitable, and,; “doinmum.st manifesto’’ to-imwii
wki rib find bur-’ He emphasized thaf. “ a reitesskm of sonic 1 hat
♦ !
That was one reaction .today along Swing &
4 Increase minimum wagjes from 40 to | j^,, XAnujricL
‘at least” 75 cents a?!hour, j . ' : ibj hepcats gathqr.to soak lip the baMioili but hypnotizes
9. “Pass.the (.Ejurofaean recovery program j iakest jive.
thg dead cold mechanics
sjome
J selves'moving info a dejpb^ OR
— .sort.”' t [ ; 11! 1 i'l I I, when it comes, corigijelis and t|he qdmiiiiistra-
Stating that there now nr; many con- tion must make 4f 0 ug leadeijship if we are.i trTshostakovtch'a 1
trols. ( which hiakd an exact IdupHcatioii of to keep it from (ieter^rating! into a serious V i<U composers <lf
the 1929 depresd|oiii unljik'iljf, Bowleb said economic collapse,!’ X ’
Swing Skrecanswer
n0 .f!f | Lionel Hampton, (bant
come along able to sot |l h !t‘! a Hop exponent of “n
latest torrid developmert of jazz;
Crime and Punishment...
Y Appearing (in today’s! issie!off the Batt
is a trite story wh !ch theiaiitljior fondly calls
a “mystery.” lit illustrate^ a pbint.
AU. too often fwhen 4 bifflfi la turns up
!
‘i
not reportjed in mo^t. (ja»es, and. consequently
the campus police; eoitld nptphedk them. It
didn’t havje to be that way. ,
4 The ndxt time sqpjeonei goes |outlj with
missing, the iformyr owiipr rife ely squawks your favorite walkjt, (loin shriig off the KK’s
loudly, explains -with jpantor lime Ito ihjs as,nit-wits. They are paid to in.vestigate and
friends how “] ju|<t left ff‘Or-1 ip bedj while remedy just such a iharrowing situation as
” yftur’s. And they canHlo some gobd for you
If our lopal cri he; Wave h^d Iteen report
ed ih its earl)y stagles, iijt might never haVe got
-J went -to the sho,toer,” amwi ,1!draws into
a shell w'ith only aidark look; f Jr Humjaftity.
' Fpr two vtholejyears a jso'r !et of roHiberies
were committed oin the campu!
M . i . •((-b
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They \yere out of the early
ages.
a Worried expression, Behjalmin Weinstein
appeared' before Judge Garrett. |
Tiskiiwa—iGem of tie Valley ))
“Printed Where tjne RainW iW’s Lnd Tickles
the Waving Grassls knd iho Titne-Wof-n Pot
•of Gold Bulges YVith Uqto^Treasures for
All Those of Diligence and Vlsi on.” -4-Mosf-
, fipml ; I , ! Ij |
How’s the sew|tge dis^o^al? i ' ference state emhloytes are entitled to a
] H| p \-iNeiv iforker "step-in salar^the‘" i 'me as evferytlody else.’ ”
burg, Pa.: “Goverfn
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Wearing. 4 yeflbw sleeveless sweater and
. i ':ij "1" I , ,
Excer|)t from AP story put,of Harris-
tpld a newa con
Tlie Battalion,
‘ erf College Staliic
afternoon; except
. lished semi-weekly.
ffirial
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|p Battalion
itowSpapfsr of tlie Agricultural and Mechanical itollSge o
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j - News; contfibutWJis may b
win Hall. Clasaifie
209, Goodw/n Hall.
tion/
lisicd five; times a week and circulated Ij,
ya jiipd examination periods. During, tfhd
! To $1.30 per school year, Advertisifigi
„ f Th&a knd the City [
, Mohday through Friday I
mrfier The!Battalion is pulh Ij
tc.v furnished on resueSt
The Associated press is]
ed to it or not otherwise cr
Rights of, repupl leal on of
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Khterod as Mjomd-clabf m owr
Oftlco at College Stall n i. Texas,
the Act ot .CongrctL of Marcfc 3,
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Keimfi
,Mack T. Nolen
R. L. Billingsley,
Tom Carter,
C. C. »
Otto B.
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Bi.
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by telephone (4-5324) or at tije Student Activ ties Office, Room
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it the paper and local news of
of matter herein are alap reaeryed.
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Mrinber
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• • ^ • e a*aaa*’i|*ia
re Edit >r Maurice Howell
a trn,
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uhlished herein.
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Cartoon
PRICES
included)-
includedj j
H htj central commitliee of fchC “Man,: that Mr. G<
Cqnmihnist Party bawlgll out Dhig has really Hipped litj,
nd six other pri: ought to come over
composers o)f advanced-dMr spend a gig al the li)ack. He’s
smal music (for their “Boui gqoLs KIK) r e( | hut plenty whek he says
hriolojgy.” j, . ! ! !;)(• our music is; dead.”
I his didn t worry the denizens (K(js Note: Onri of our office
of Sw ing Strecjt as all sjeven-( |,oys who plays a sIxopHpne tranri-
rnmposers are {“strictly frcjllf Iates this as f 0 |l 0 ^ : “the gentlp-
Iring hair.’’
The man who started 52nd Stri Cit
blowing fresh “riffs’’ ami “ijidi
|i(|cs” in rebutt jib was V. Goi oijiij-i
fkjy, a Soviet imisje critic who caftipj
thitwn with lx th heels on jifzk,
|v|ich he feels corrupts iiiriochip
Boiviet youth. j.; . ( I jii
luting a Russian Educator
coiinplairied that modern jazz was
■‘grinding our will into hamburger?'
Gorodinsky wrote jin a Soviet jmhrii
Mne: !' !
i!‘Moriern Bourgeois music does
jmjt awaken strong joyous fe^ingi)
jOij the contrary, it uxtingriisrnik
and suppresses them. It does Nt
cafry one away with impetuf/Us
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