FRIDAY AFTERNOON, JULY 28, 1944 THE BATTALION PAGE 7 OFFICIAL NOTICES Classified Second hand bicycle for sale by student leaving for navy. Price $25. Tel. 4-1179. FOR RENT—Bedroom with private bath and garage. Call 4-7414. LOST—Black Scheaffer pencil with namo inscribed. Will finder please return to room 222. Dorm 5. Reward. OFFICE OF THE COMMANDANT MEMORANDUM TO: All Tactical Of ficers and Cadet Commissioned Officers. 1. Hereafter no individual who is not a student at this institution, properly registered, will be allowed to remain in a dormitory over night unless approv ed by the COMMANDANT’S OFFICE. Organization commanders will be held responsible that ex-students and such other persons as may be invited by members of their organization to re main over night have the approval of the COMMANDANT’S OFFICE for same. 2. Ex-students from this institution who are now commissioned officers in the armed forces will xegister at this Headquarters upon arival on the cam pus, if they expect to remain for any appreciable time. ROTC instructors will impress upon their students that Army Regulations call for Army offi cers to sign in at the Headquarters of any post that they might visit. 3. The above will be brought to the at tention of all cadets. By order of Colonel WELTY: A. J. BENNETT Lieut. Colonel, C. A. C. Executive Officer OFFICE OF THE COMMANDANT MEMORANDUM TO ORGANIZATION COMMANDERS: 1. The following named students are in charge of lights in the dormitories listed below: RICHEY, C. H., No. 11-101, telephone, 4-9834. Dormitories 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, and 11. CLARK. C. A., YMCA (3rd floor). Hart, Bizzell, Walton (A and B. Ramps). W. D. WELTY Colonel, Infantry Commandant. The shipment of Senior Rings due August first is now ready for delivery to those men who are eligible to get the rings. CUB PACK 102 POSTPONES JULY MEETING All Cub Scouts and parents of Cub Scouts have been notified, that there will be no Cub Pack meeting for July at College Station, according to an announce ment just released by Ide P. Trotter, Chair man Club Scout Committee. This postponement is caused by three factors: 1. Many Cobs are away from College Station and general Cub activities have been sharply reduced for the summer. 2. Very few advancements have been leported and therefore few awards are completed. Those will be held over for later. 3. The regular meeting time of 7:30 p.m. on Thursday. July 27, conflicts with the dinner honoring President and Mrs. Gibb Gilchrist. Since the parents of Cubs ir.this area are largely planning to at tend this dinner, the Cub meeting 1 is im practicable. Mid-term Grades Posted Saturday With the finishing of quizzes this week and the grades being put out next week, many students will qualify for the Dean’s Team. For the new students, the Dean’s Team is the group of students who fail to make the grade at mid semester, and due to this, must suffer the consequences set up by the college authorities. In order to stay off the dean’s list, students are required to post ten grade points and ten credit hours at mid-semester. Failure on the part of the student to make these necessary grades results in certain privileges being taken away from him. Instead of this serving as a punishment for lack of studying, this system serves as a help to the student. If the stu dent cannot make his grades, the college wants to help him and this system of the Dean’s Team has proven the best method thus far. So, if you are one who qualifies for the team this time, buckle down and make the best of it because the semester is only half gone and all is not lost. Church Notices THE FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH Corner Twenty-seventh and S. College F. J. Smythe, Pastor 10 :00—Sunday School 11:00—Communion and Worship. 6 :00—Recreation Hour. 7 :00—Christian Youth Fellowship. 8 :00—Communion and Sermon. A cordial welcomes awaits all who at tend this church. ST. THOMAS EPISCOPAL CHAPEL The Rev. J. Hugh R. Farrell, Chaplain Seventh Sunday after Trinity Eighth Sunday After Trinity There will be no Holy Communion at 9:00 a.m. as the Chaplain will be in Navasota. The Coffee Club at 10 a.m. Morning Prayer at 11 a.m. Children’s Vespers at 7 :30 p.m. A. & M. METHODIST CHURCH AND WESLEY FOUNDATION Rev. Walton B. Gardner, Pastor-Director Associates, Abie Jack Adrian and S. Burton Smith Sunday: Church School—9 :45 a.m. Morning Worship—10:50 a.m. Wesley Foundation—7 :00 p.m. Wednesday: Choir Practice—6 :45 p.m. Wesley Fellowship Night and Midweek Devotional—7 :00 p.m. The Methodist Church is one block east of the Post Office at the North Gate. You will be welcome. College Avenue Baptist Church 203 N. College Avenue J. H. Landes, Pastor 9:45 Sunday School, B. F. K. Mullins, Supt. 11:00 Morning Worship Service. 6:15 Training Union, Noble Eden Di rector. 8:00 Evening Worship Service. CHURCH OF CHRIST R. B. Sweet, Minister Sunday: 9:45 a.m., Bible Classes 10:45 a.m. Morning Worship 7:00 p.m. Evening Worship Wednesday: 7:15 p.m., Prayer meeting. Every one is invited to attend all these services. You will be most welcome. FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH R. L. Brown, Pastor . C. Roger Bell, Ed. and Music 9:45 a.m.—Sunday School 10 :50 a.m.—Morning Worship 3 :00 p.m.—Council Meeting 4 :00 p.m.—Cnoxr Rehearsal 5 :00 p.m.—Fellowship 6 :00 p.m.—Training Union 7 :00 p. m.—Evening worship. Wednesday evening 7 :30 p.m.—Prayer service. Each evening of the week there is a brief prayer service at 7 :00 o’clock, in the grove. All who are interested are cordial ly invited to attend. We invite all students and service men to attend all the services of our church. Catholic Students Sunday Masses 9:16 and 10:30 a.m. Wednesday Mass, 7:00 p.m. Confessions, Saturday 6 :30 to 7 :30 p.m.; Sunday—before Mass. Newman Club meeting Sunday, July 23, 10 a.m., St. Mary’s basement. American* Lutheran Congregation Y. M. C. A. Chapel, Campus Kurt Hartmann, Pastor Sunday School at 9:45 a.m. Divine Service at 11:00 a.m. FIRST METHODIST CHURCH On 27th Street, 2 Blocks East of Bus Line Sunday School 9:30 a.m. Church Services 10 :50 a.m. Methodist Service Men’s Center 2-6 p.m. (next door to church) Yeung people’s choir practice 6:30 p.m. Youth Fellowship 7:15 p.m. Evening worship 8 p.m. W. R. Willis, Minister July 9, 1944 All Aggies and Service Men receive a cordial welcome. Lightning represents an enor mous release of electrical energy. Thirty million volts of electricity are required to produce a flash of artificial lightning 30 feet long. The average depth of the ocean is 13,00 feet. VICTORY BUY UNITED STATES WAR BONDS AND STAMPS —BACKWASH— (Continued from Page 2) highly controversial local option questions. Poetical philosophy “By the time you swear you’re hers shivering and sighing And she vows her passion is Infinite, undying— Man, make a note of this: One of you is lying.’! Post Office Many will remember Gus Acker, Class of ’46, who left school a few months ago to enlist in the navy. Gus writes from San Diego that he has seen only one ex since don ning the navy blue. He has con verted a few yankees though, for he says, “You should hear them sing ‘Beer for old A. & M.,’ and the ‘Aggie War Hymn.’ They've really got that old Aggie Spirit.” Gus gets his mail at U.S.N. Hos pital Corps School, Company 21-1, San Diego, 34, California. With The Team . . . If present indications are borne out A. & M. will field a team next fall that will carry the maroon and white to many a sweet vic tory. One in particular and you know of whom we are speaking. Wednesday afternoon the boys scrimmaged a few minutes and even though they are green and inexperienced they already have that fire and hustle of Aggie teams of past years. They have the Spir it. Does the corps have the spirit? Have any of the yell leaders been down watching the football team work out? Do the yell leaders know the boys on the team, Can they tell the corps how hard the team has been working? Can they tell the corps that the Aggie foot ball team belongs to the corps? Off-Campus Distractions When an Aggie is off the cam pus or» on the campus for that matter, short dresses have the ef fect of making him look longer. When all these guys are out with their gals this weekend there is a note of warning that must be heeded. Though it isn’t the season for colds, pneumonia and such, every thinking man will be careful to stay away from the grip. Whose grip? The grip of some of these clinging vines. Even though di vorce is the key to wedlock the J. P.’s are still tying knots. Are there any - scotch boys in A. & M.? Maybe they can answer a perplexing question. We’ve been wondering if Scots are close danc ers. These women we are going to see about Saturday night are fickle creatures as can easily be seen when it is understood that between dances she will be with you and most likely she will be against you the rest of the time. Football Dictionary MOUSETRAP, cheese holder . . . CLEATS, English poet . . . SHOW ERS, slight precipitation for per spiration . . . T FORMATION, Four o’clock custom at the “forty acres” . . . FIELD JUDGE, curb service Justice of the Peace . . . HURDLING, milk in the act of souring . . . MOLESKIN, pelt of a burrowing animal . . . CHEER LEADER, man with a quart . . . HUDDLE, keeping warm by cud dling . . . FUMBLE, approved method of not reaching for a check . . . DROP KICK, a busted quart . . . SPINNER, two zombies . . . SHIFT, a short skirt . . . INTER FERENCE, mother-in-law . . . SIGNALS, dots; dashes; winks and handkerchief dropping. (Molar Mastication), Men lately have been saved a lot of time and trouble by the thoughtfulness of the mess hall. In this hot weather anything that saves a little energy is appreci ated. Ed Prather found a tooth in his cut of the “cush” and not to be outdone Johnny Yeien came up with one just a wee bit larger. Congratulations Johnny. Don’t know of anyone who deserves the honor more. LOUPOT’S Watch Dog of the Aggies Plan Now To Attend The First Regimental Ball ERNIE FIELDS And His Orchestra SBISA HALL AUGUST 11, 1944 9-12