V Page 2 THE BATTALION THURSDAY MORNING, JANUARY 27, 1944 STUDENT TRI-WEEKLY NEWSPAPER TEXAS A. & M. COLLEGE The Battalion, official newspaper of the Agricultural and Mechanical College of -as and the City of College Station, is published three times weekly, and issued Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday mornings. Texas and the of College under the Act of Congress of Man er at ch 8, 1870. Subscription rate $3 per school year. Advertising rates upon request. Represented nationally by National Advertising Service, Inc., at New York City, Chicago, Boston, Los Angeles, and San Francisco. Office, Room S, Administration Building. Telephone 4-1444. 1942 Member 1943 Plssocioted GoUe6icite Press H. Sylvester Boone Elditor-in-Chief Sports Staff Tuesday’s Staff Harold Borofsky Sports Editor Charlie Murray Managing Editor Robert Orrick Sports Reporter Ed Katten Reporter R. L. Weatherly Sports Columnist Charles West Reporter Claude Stone Sports Photographer Charley L. Dobbs Reporter Saturday’s Staff Editor Calvin Brumley Managing Editor Reporter Reporter Stanley Weiss Reporter Thursday’s Staff David Seligman Managing Editor Calvin Brumley... Max Mohnke, Reporter Fred Manget, Jr. R. L. Weatherly Reporter Stanley Weisf Special Columnists Misoellaneoue Archie Broodo (Aggie) For Lass-e David Seligman Columnist SuSu Beard (T.S.C.W.) For Battalion Ed Katten Circulation Manager World Students Service Fund . . . This week and for the next week, the local Young Men’s Christian Association is and will be carrying on a campaign to raise money to aid the prisoners of war who are overseas- This drive is being made to help these Americans who were unfortunate in being taken prisoner with their morale which is so difficult to maintain when everything of value seems to be a long arm length away. With the money raised onthe Aggie campus added to that of the many colleges and universities throughout the country who are making similar drives at this time, books, musical instru ments, athletic equipment, and other morale building ar ticles will be bought and sent over to the men who have no other way of taking their minds off the horrors of war. At Aggieland students an dservice men alike are con tributing to put the drive over. The Army Specialized Unit reported well over $600 as their gift. No other units have made reports, but they should be able to give as much. At least the Sailors, Marines, Air Corps cadets, and Aggies have a mark to shoot at. When the final report is made, the leaders of the drive will know how much the men on the campus are behind those who risked their lives that they may stay in this country. PENNY’S SERENADE ———By W. L. Penberthy Many of us will be leaving school for various reasons ata the end of this semester. A small percentage are getting much sought after and much prized de grees. Others will leave for mili tary sei’vice and I am sure anoth er group will enter other institu tions to continue their course of study. I always hesitate to give advice because I feel that advice is like Man, Your Manners By i. Sherwood Table manners are very reveal ing and if you aren’t sure of yours, you should start work on them. If you have ordinary, everyday good manners, you have a pretty good start already; formal dinner manners won’t be too difficult— just a few more pieces of silver and china, with less food, served up in a swank manner. At a formal dinner you will us ually be shown where to be seated by the use of place cards at the tablei To seat a lady at the table — move the chair back from the table, for the lady on your right, and when she has taken her posi tion move the chair forward. If you are a guest at a family din ner, you should seat your hostess or any other lady present unless there is someone nearer to her who is doing it. Napkin—Take your napkin as soon as you are seated, unfold it part way and lay it across your lap. When you have finished your meal lay your napkin on the table beside your plate. Do not fold it unless you are in a home or broad- ing house, where you feel certain you are expected to use it again. When tx> Start Eating—At small dinners wait until the others are served. At banquets or large din ners, it is proper to start as soon as those in your immediate vicinity have been served. At a formal din ner food is offered you from your left instead of being served by the head of the table. Table Silver—Formal dinner tables are set with all the foi’ks, knives, and spoons necessary through the salad course. Start from the outside and work in to ward your plate; the forks will be at your left and the knives and spoons at your right. The knife is used only in the right hand. In spite of statements to the contrary your knife may be used to cut your salad. The fork is used in both the right and left hand. In the left it should be used as an adjunct to the knife for cutting purposes with the prongs turned down. When used in the right hand prongs should be turned up. When you have finish ed with both knife and fork they are placed across the center of the plate side by side, handles to the right, fork in front of knife. The butter knife is used only for spreading butter on bread—small portions at a time—it is kept on the bread and butter plate. When using the soup spoon, dip the soup away from you and sip from the side of the spoon. If you tip your soup plate, tip it away from you. castor oil: “Everybody wants to give it but nobody wants to take it.” And I also feel that quite often “Advice costs nothing and is worth it.” But when it comes to practical advice I like that whic hthe director of a camp where I served as a councilor gave me, as I was leaving the camp for a day off. He said, “Penny, don’t do anything you couldn’t do on a bicycle.” Aside from the humor in the re mark there is plenty of food for thought; because to ride a bicycle we must have balance and it sure ly takes balance to excell in other sports. I have also noticed that those who excel in the art of liv ing are those who keep their work, —DANCE— (Continued from page 1) Graf, also of Walton, for $2.50 per couple. Seniors are urged to attend this last annual traditional senior ban quet, ring ceremony, and dance. Barney Rapp and his orchestra will be on hand to furnish all dancers with the best music that has been heard on this campus since last May, it was stated by many of the students who have been here continuously since that time. worship, hobbies and pleasures in the proper balance with each other. WESTERN UNION FORD MUNNERLYN, MANAGER CENTRAL TEXAS DIVISION SEABOARD LIFE INSURANCE CO. COLLEGE STATION, TEXAS OUR DIRECTIONS HAVE INSTRUCTED ME TO EXPRESS THEIR GRATIFICATION AT THE EXCELLENT RECORD MADE BY YOU AND YOUR ASSOCIATES DURING 1943. IN YOUR INDIVIDUAL CAPACITY YOU STOOD SECOND AMONG ALL SEABOARD PRO DUCERS FOR THE YEAR. YOU SET A NEW RECORD FOR THE COMPANY FOR ONE MONTH’S BUSINESS AND YOUR INSURANCE IN FORCE IS NOW IN EXCESS OF $1,600,000. YOUR AGENCY, IN SPITE OF THE LOSS OF SIX OF YOUR MEN, HAD A FINE YEAR WITH $830,000 IN NEW BUSINESS AND AN EXCELLENT GAIN IN INSURANCE IN FORCE, BRINGING YOUR TOTAL INSURANCE ON THE LIVES OF PROMINENT PEOPLE IN THAT SECTION OF THE STATE AND HUNDREDS OF A. & M. GRADUATES TO THE IMPRESSIVE TOTAL OF $6,678,000. WE ARE VERY PROUD OF YOU AND YOUR RECORD. BURKE BAKER, PRESIDENT SEABOARD LIFE INSURANCE CENTRAL TEXAS DIVISION FORD MUNNERLYN, MANAGER Hershel Burgess * P. L. Martin A. B. Clemmer Neill Marshall Ruth Ravalle R. C. Franks * W. N. Colson * L. R. Smith S. L. Lovless Eugene Hart * H. R. Hooker *In Military Service Ab oar e> UFE: jN SLIR AN CE COMPANY H O U STO N, TEXAS X, ouicLawn on Qampus distractions By David “Foreign Correspondent” is the feature attraction at the Campus on Thursday and Friday. The film stars Joel McCrea, Lorraine Day, and George Sanders in an exciting episode of an American correspondent who is on the trail of the • assasin of an important diplomat. All across Holland the —REGISTRATION— (Continued from page 1) ternoon, January 28 from 1:00 p. m. until 5:00 p.m. Cadets completing their school work on Saturday will move their equipment to their new room as signments under the supervision of the tactical officers Saturday morning, Januai’y 29, from 8:00 a.m. until 12:00 noon. All rooms, hallways, and cori'i- dors will be left in a neat and orderly condition. Students not returning for the next semester will check out through the Commandant’s Office and their respective company head quarters before their departure from the college. Dormitories will be opened for occupancy for next semester noon February 3, 1944. 1500 students are expected to return and one hundred and fifty new students are expected. trio follows the culprit and his gang. In the end the ring and plot are revealed. A plane crash almost prevents the story from getting to the papers in the United States. The picture is rather old but it was I’ated as good when it came out. The Lowdown: Thriller. Camera Club Holds Banquet at Sbisa A. and M.’s Camera Club held its final social event of the semes ter at Sbisa Banquet room Wed nesday night, January 26, at 6 o’clock, Claude Stone, president of the club announced. J. B. Clark, official college photographer and head of the Experiment Station photographic laboratories, will be the principal speaker for the even ing. His subject will be the scien tific aspect of photography and its part in research. A display of photographs taken by members of the club were ex hibited beginning at 4 o’clock Wednesday afternoon in the Lounge of Sbisa Hall. These pic tures remained on display until after the banquet. The Experi ment Station laboratories also displayed some photographs from their files. Something to Read T. F. Mayo Do These Words Confuse You? Even casual reading nowadays is full of terms which, the authors assume, we all understand, and yet which surprisingly few of us do understand at all precisely. Here are some of these words, with an offhand definition of each, and references to books in which you may find authoritative infor mation about them: Fascism: A principle of social organization which abolishes dem ocratic government and sets up a dictator, without destroying pri vate ownership of “the means of production” (industries, land, etc.). In other words, Fascism aims at a dictatorship ‘with cap italism. Communism, on the other hand, abolishes democracy and sets up a dictator in order to destroy private ownership of the means of production. It aims at a dic tatorship with socialism, that is, with public ownership of the means of production. Fascism and Com munism, then, are alike in being dictatorships, with enormous con centration of power in the Gov ernment and with only one party allowed to exist. Fascism and Communism differ in that Fascism leaves ownership of industries and land in the hands of capitalists, though the Government controls all business; while under Communism the Gov ernment owns the industries and the land, and actually -runs busi ness and agriculture. Germany, Italy (under Musso lini), and Spain are Fascist dic tatorships, though Hitler calls German Fascism “National Social ism (Nazism)”, and Franco calls Spanish Fascism “Falangism”. Fascism usually shows itself when the owning class of a coun try become frightened at a grow ing tendency toward public own ership of industries and land. It has been flippantly defined as “Capitalism with its back to the wall, and a sawed-off shot-gun in its hand.” Do Fascism and Communism exist in the United States? Well, of course their germs exist in every country. If great Ameri can owners ever become so afraid of Government ownership that the yare willing, in order to save their property, to abolish democ racy and set up a “strong man” to stop “radical” legislation, then we shall have a Fascist move ment. If, on the other hand, Am erican laborers should ever des- paid so completely of living de cently under capitalism that they were willing to set up a dictator ship in order to destroy private ownership by force, then we would have an American Communist movement. So far, the great majority of American owners and laborers still believe, apparently, that they are better off under pri vate ownership, with a free gov ernment, than they would be un der a dictatorship of any kind, either of the right or of the left. So far, therefore, Fascism and Communism seem weak and com paratively harmless in the United States. But Left and Right—what do they mean in this connection? Well Left is used of the forces which move toward public ownership, toward public ownership, toward Socialism. The Right includes the parties and groups which op pose the extension of Government control or ownership. The ex treme Left would be the Com munists, advocating Government ownership even if force, revolution, is necessary to bring it about. The extreme Right, on the other hand, would be Fascism, willing to de stroy Democracy by force if this is necessary to preserve private ownership and avoid Socialism. And Socialism—what is that? Well, if you’ll continue to put up with these offhand, non-expert definitions, Socialism means simp ly the owning and running of the means of production (industry and land) by the Government, for use and not for profit. It is op posed to Capitalism, which, in the same free and easy fashion, may be identified as a asystem under which industries and land are privately owned and run for pro fit. Socialism can exist, theoretical ly at any rate, under a free demo cratic government or under a dic tatorship. If Socialism resorts to force and a dictatorship, it be comes Communism. If Capitalism resorts to force and a dictator ship, it becomes Fascism. Though there are literally thousands of books which deal with these theories, it is surpris ingly hard to name two or three from which the ordinary man can get the hang of the whole matter without excessive pain and sor row. Probably the best is Harold Laski’s Where Do We Go From Here ? Professor Laski is a British Socialist (not ommunist) of high political and academic standing. In this book he advo cates gradual, legal, and peace able extension of government ownership over key industries. He also, however, gives the clearest explanation of how Fascism orig- naites and developes. Altogether, whether you agree wth its auth or’s program or not, Laski’s Where Do We Go From Here? will prob ably clear up these questions for you better than any other single book. The plainest statement of the case for Communism is The Com ing Struggle for Power, by John Strachey, which is not, however, so easy to read as Laski’s book. Probably the best simple de fense of our present system, cap italism, is a little book by H. G. Moulton called Income and Econ omic Progress. As for Fascism, I confess that I have never read a convincing statement in its favor. Hitler’s own book, Mein Kampf, of course, is the bible of German Fascism. But even the shocking nature of some of its sayings is not enough Next Battalion Goes To Press on Feb. 3th This - issue of the Battalion will be the last one for the cur rent semester due to the between semester holidays that will be gin, Friday afternoon and will go through the 4th. the date of the next issue. 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