P a g e 4- -THE BATTALION- -SATURDAY MORNING, JULY 10, 1943 OFFICIAL NOTICES Classified LOST—Plastic wallet containing driver’s license and other valuable papers. Notify B. G. Barber, Room 73, Milner for reward. WANTED TO RENT—Furnished house or Apt. near campus. Permanent resident. T. G. Puddy, % Guion Hall, Phone 4-1168. or ment for childless couple. Permanent faculty member. Three to five rooms. Phone 4-8354. On Sunday, July 4th, a student of the college left his cap in my car. I had eked him up at Austin and he Bastrop. I eeing tl Thank picked him up at Austin and he rode as far as Bastrop. I would apprecia that it is returned ot him. Mrs. k you. S. C. Adrian. Church Notices THE CHURCH OF CHRIST R. B. Sweet, Minister Sunday: 9:45 a.m. the Bible classes 10:45 a.m. the Morning worship. 7:00. p.m. the Evening Worship. Wednesday: 7 p.m. the Prayer Meeting. You will be most welcome to all these services. Come. ST. THOMAS’ CHAPEL (Episcopal) The Rev. J. Hugh R. Farrell, Chaplain. Holy Communion 9:3 0a.m. Coffee Club 10:00 a.m. Morning Prayer 11:00 a.m. Children’s Vespers ' 7 :30 p.m. FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH, College R. L. Brown, Pastor C. Roger Bell, Education and Music 9 :45 a.m.—Sunday School 10:50 a.m. Morning Worship 1:30 p.m. B. S. U. Council 4 :00 p.m.—Choir Researsal 6 :15‘ p.m.—^Training Union 7 :15 p.m.—Evening Worship Wednesday evening at 7:30 o’clock— Weekly Prayer Service. Evening Vesper each day at 6:30 at the Church and at the New Y. M. C. A. We cordially invite both Students and Service men to attend the services of our Church. Vacation Bible School will begin July 16 and close July 30. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter . " " ’’’ '“eguf~“ "— J — p.n Y. M. C. 'A. building on t Day Saints will hold the regular Sunday School ~ ' ‘ ^ if. M Campus. All Mormon to attend. ng on the College Fellows are invited ★ BACrWASH ★ By “Blotto’ "Baakwaak: ▲> mcHatWa rMralting tnm Mtaa Mtftaa ar ■ ■ «»rr>m«a” — WaWtar Boy, this column sure gets kicked around, doesn’t it? Latest news (or have you heard?) is that three of us poor guys will alternate at the job. The mix-up at “Yell Practice” last Wednesday night was really grounds for a good case of “botts.” In the future it is up to us all (in cluding the freshmen) to see that such functions go off as they should. Rumor No. 1967548: W. N. B. L. is reputed to be showing out on the West coast; also some faint AMERICAN LUTHERAN CONGREGATION Y.M.C.A. Chapel, Campus Kurt Hartmann, Pastor Sunday School at 9:45 a.m. Divine Service at 11 a.m. Lutheran Student meeting at 6:30 p.m. OFFICE OF THE COMMANDANT CIRCULAR NO. 6 1. The following actions of the DIS CIPLINE COMMITTEE, duly approved by the PRESIDENT of the COLLEGE are announced: A. DISCIPLINE CASE NO. 745—Cadet Thomas R. Leary. CHARGE: Direct violation of college regulations in that he did haze first year students of the college with a board. FINDINGS: Guilty. SENTENCE: To be suspended from col lege for the remainder of the current B. DISCIPLINE CASE NO. 746—Cadet Jim J. Trigg. CHARGE: Permitting hazing of fresh men in his room with a board and also of having a board in his room. FINDINGS: Guilty. SENTENCE: To be placed on probation, campused for one month and to be given one-balf of his demerits. M. D. WELTY, Colonel, Infantry Commandant. NAVY NEWS Reflections W. R. Suda Y2c Head, R. C., wearing his new Chief uniform—Chief Specialist Bailey getting his Cornish.—Sebald Y2e, wearing his new stripe—Da vis Y2c and Greene SK2c shoving off, and Davis’ advice in a recent communique—(don’t ever volun teer)—The absence of “Sparks and Scopes” in the Bat.—Now we can claim the title of the laziest bunch on the hill.—The renovation at Anchor Hall—just try to find the door—then look at the battery of Marines facing you and then make up your mind quick—’cause it just When in Doubt About Your Eyes or Your Glasses Consult DR. J. W. PAYNE Optometrist 109 S. Main Bryan Next to Palace Theatre DOBBS Dobbs Officers’ Caps give that extra. Mea sure of Smartness and distinction every officer wishes to command . . . $9.50 to $16.50 Officer’s and Enlisted Men’s O’Sea Caps Chino Khaki O’Seas Caps $1.00 to $1.50 All Wool Tropical Worst ed .. . Wool Gabardine or Rayon O’Sea Caps $2.50 to $2.95 “Two Convenient, Stores” College Station — Bryan isn’t safe—. The many names that the mess hall can think up to glor ify stew and the equally many names the sailors and marines can invent to deglorify it.—Sudy Y2c jumping into the double harness and gaining weight too.—Gould RMlc, who, even with an armload of hashmarks, hasn’t enough time in for Chief.—The three lonely sailors in Radio School — The amazed look on Lt. Rickenbacher’s face when I told him I was writing something for the Bat.—Boykin Ylc, wanting to go to Hearne via Houston.—Nowadays, Wifey Dear can’t very well throw the skillet because they are ersatz—glass.— Reminds me, the doughnuts at George’s must be ersatz also.— Munson Y2c and Sebald Y2c mak ing believe a quart was a thermom eter and seeing how cold it could get.—The fourteen lost souls at Anchor Hall, and their theme song “Get Me Out of Here.”—Banks RMlc (No. 67) the eagle perching on his shoulder and the ghost loaning him his cane while he waits in the pay-line.—The Johnny Doughboys lining up at Ship’s Service for what-nots and smokes —The “Coke” machines that never work—Add HI Anchor Hall: Want ed: Three hungry cannibals for the roasted meat lying around here.—Looks like they’ll do any thing for foreign relations.—The groans and sobs of anguish because all special liberties have been can celled for health reasons- Upstreaming A short time ago an article ap peared in the Bat. concerning up- streaming. It was for the most part directed to Aggies with an added appeal to Service men. Ap parently some Servicemen neglect ed to see it or heed it. Be that as it may, fellows, cooperation in hitchhiking is vital now. Gasoline and tire rationing has limited the amount of traveling done consid erably thus causing fewer rides. So it is only fair for all of us to form a line and each wait his turn to use his technique. You may be in a hurry but perhaps the other fellow is in a hurry too. Almost everyone is, in these days of 48- hour liberties, but whether you are in a hurry or not, think of the other fellow and respect his rights and privileges. This isn’t directed to just servicemen but to all hitch hikers. Once again, here are the spots to wait and form the line for upstreaming. For those leaving College Sta tion for Houston, go to the East Gate and wait at the bench on the right. For those going to Houston from Bryan, please catch a bus to College and Start from there. In that way everyone going to the same spot will be in the same starting line and no one’s privi leges will be trampled on. For those going to Bryan from College, go to the East Gate and wait across the highway from the left branch. For those going to Dallas, Waco or Hearne from either College or Bryan there are two lines. One, at the second red light on College Ave. in Bryan (across from the courthouse) where a line is formed or else go out to the “Y” at the Onyx and Navies and form the rumors of it playing in New Or leans. Who knows . . . From the Air Corps: I once knew a girl who must have been an aviator’s daughter. (She spe cializes in the take-off). My room mate said he once knew a girl—. “Taps,” the Walton Hall mascot has mysteriously disappeared. If anyone knows her whereabouts (especially you Vets), please com municate with someone in J ramp. Corps Dance . . . in Houston sometime in August is being talk ed up by some of the boys from that fair (?) metropolis. Seems like a good idea, if it can be done. Soph Ball . . . the plans are com ing along fine and this should easily be the top event of the sum mer season, especially if the pre mier can be scheduled for that week-end. Statistics ... If every boy in the United States could read every girl’s mind, the gasoline consump tion would drop fifty per cent. Weekly Quiz . . . Where do baby storks come from? “A” Quiz News . . . “Are you cheating?” “Certainly not; I was just telling him that his nose was dripping on my paper.” It is my conclusion that most girls are reared well; there are quite a few who look good from the front, too. Fish: “I wanna buy a hat.” Salesman: “Yould you like a Homburg, sir?” Fish: “Naw, I ain’t hungry, I just want a hat.” You know, Aggies, studies, and summer heat just don’t mix, so here is a little advice on the mat ter: WHY STUDY? The more you study, The more you know. The more you know, The more you forget. The more you forget, The less you know; So why study? The less you study, The less you know, The less you know, The less you forget. The less you forget, The more you know; So why study? The month’s best music hit—“I don’t mind you looking up my fam ily tree, but let my limbs alone.” I once had a friend who was kicked out of school for waisting his time. I once had a friend . . . P. E. Prof: “Now boys, every morning you should take a cold shower. Then you should feel rosy all over. Are there any questions ? ” Aggie: “Yes, tell us more about Rosie.” Dean: “Young man, I under stand that you have been indiscreet with several young ladies.” Aggie: “No sir, we were in the house all the time.” Well, something tells me that I should fold up and do a little studying, so I’ll sign off. See you next week. —RECORDS— (Continued From Page 3) We seem to be having an epi demic of Biographys of Staff Ser geants, so in keeping with this we offer todays personality. S/Sgt. Raymond B. Slattery is five feet ten inches tall and weighs one- hundred and sixty pounds. He has brown hair and eyes and is dark complexioned. Ray was born in Jacksonville, Florida but shortly afterwards his family moved to Miami, where he attended school. In high school he went out for boxing and football, winning his letter three years in a row in the latter. He was also the Golden Gloves Welter Weight Champion of Florida in 1939. From 1939 ot 1940 Mr. Slattery held the Dade County, Florida Middle Weight title. Upon leaving school in 1936 Ray worked for two years as an Electrician in an around Miami. In the fall of 1938 he accepted the position of Assistant Registrar in the famous Surf Club hotel and remained there until September, 1940 when he enlisted in the Air Corps at New York. Ray received his basic training at Mitchell Field, New York and in the latter part of November was sent ot Chanute Field Illinois to attend A. M. School. Upon his line there. For those going to Madisonville go to the “Y” at the Onyx and Navies and take the right branch and form your line there. If all men will heed this bit of advice, regardless of how much in a hurry you are, all of you that do hitch hike will see the advantage of be ing in one spot and know that autoists will know instantly where you are going. graduation in June 1941 he was made an instructor in the Air plane Mechanics course and two months later was transferred in the same capacity to the new tech nical school being opened at Shep pard Field. While at Sheppard Field he earned his rating of S/Sgt after several promotions. Raymond had the honor of being picked to pose for the cover picture of a Techni cal Manual on riveting that was published by the Douglas Aircraft Co. of Santa Monica, California. It was because of this that he was nicknamed “The Hollywood Kid” by his fellow instructors. About a month after his arrival at Sheppard he met a charming young lady from Wichita Falls and after a courtship of eigth months Ray proposed and was accepted. Mrs. Slattery has just recently joined her husband here at College Station and to all appearances is enjoying her stay here immensely. Raymond’s favorite sports are boxing, swimming, and football, while his hobby is practically any thing connected with Aeronautics. Some of his more pronounced likes are dancing, horsebacking riding, and passion for steaks and french fried potatoes. His ambition is to become a pilot, and he would like to remain an army flier after the war or else become a commercial pilot. At present Mr. Slattery is Supply Sergeant of Squadron III and we know of no one who could handle the job any better than he can. He is wel liked by all of his associates and is possessed of a quiet determined manner that can not help but assure him success in anything that he might attempt. We feel sure that he will be in there pitching all of the way and we wish him the best of everything. Circling the Field Squadron III The heat these past few days has us to the point where we are wondering if we shall ever see fresh white snow piled up on the front walk as we used to. Oh how we used to hate to have to clean the walk before we left for school in the morning. At the present time we feel it would be a distinct pleasure no matter how deep it was. All this talk aboqt snow is sort of a prelude to the following poem by A/S Leonard L. Lombar do. Which Do I Take? A cooling breeze I have yet to feel, An azure sky that’s bright and real. Tapered soils with greens so true Open, is this prairie wide, Nowhere can a rodent bide Mesquite and sage here and there Cannot quench, sand in the air. New York and Texas differ so much In climate and topography So my conclusion tapers to such, “Praise the Lord!—To choose — I‘m free!” As long as we are on the sub ject of poetry may we take the liberty of reprinting the following from Yank, the army weekly: Cadence There was a drill sergeant named Crumbers Who studied his men in their slum bers, And it worried the guy— He was so damned GI— That his men wouldn’t snore by the numbers. The ’’Six Sad Sacks” seem to have recuperated pretty well from their jaunt to Houston last week end with the exception of Senors Loomis and Lombardo. It is said though that this duo of characters are in a perpetual state of foggi ness. It seems that Students Burrier and Crum are taking their futures to heart. They were ven in train ing during their last week end pass. That is if you can call en gaging in Bombardier practice from the sixteenth story windows of the Rice Hotel in Houston train ing. How about saving it for Tokyo fellows? The mystery of the week is why a certain Eager Beaver of Flight 26 cleans the Blackboards each day before Math class and then pre sents the instructor with an orange or an apple. Could he be looking for a better grade on his exams ? ? Well, if we ever expect to im prove our last grade of 30 that we received in Physics we had better do some cramming so we will say “Thumbs up” and will be back again three days nearer victory. —PROP WASH— (Continued Front Page t) for volunteers for a silent drill squad. He needs about 25 or 30 men. If you don’t like to hear ca dence counted out loud here is the chance that you have been waiting for but you had better be good. The drilling will be done during the regular drill period and will begin next week. Today’s Guest Monte Waller, the eager leader of Flight I, was born in Welling ton, Kansas in April, 1924. By a strange coincidence his roommate, Glen Starbuck, was born in the same town but they had never met until the war brought them together. Monte’s parents moved to Alva, Oklahoma in ’31 and a few years later to Clinton, Okla homa, his present home. He went to high school there and graduated in May of this year. He spent last summer seismographing for the Gulf Oil Co. in southern Oklahoma. But Monte has had many inter esting experiences in his precious enlistment in the National Guard. In 1940 he enlisted in the N. G., which was soon made a part of the regular army, and spent a year of active duty before being releas ed because of his age. While in the N. G. U. S. he was in the Field Artillery and acted as radio operator and cpl. of survey detail. His unit was stationed at Abilene, Texas and spent a summer in Lousiana on maneuvers. According to his roommates (and he doesn’ deny it) his main in terest in life is Treva Jones, a very pretty, blue-eyed blond back home. Mr. Waller has an excellent hobby—making money. His ambi tion is to study Aeronautical Eng. at Mass. Institute of Technology. —SPOTLIGHT— (Continued From Page 3) being ordered for the champion Squadron. Golf and softball are not the only sports that the activity is go ing to hum in. Just take your pick of the numerous sports and in the near future you will prob ably have a chance to further your interest. Lt. Segrest, Physical Edu cation officer, is installing a wide and varied sports program. Tennis, volleyball and touch football plans are being considered and if proper interest is shown they will be de veloped in the near future. Eddie Martin, Sqaudron II athletic offi cer, is really “on the ball’ and any student having a sport in mind and sufficient men for competition should contact him. League Standings Bomber League: W L Pet. Squadron I 2 1 .666 Sqaudron V ... 2 1 .666 Squadron III .... 2 1 .333 Squadron II ... 1 2 .333 Saturday, July 10 11:25 a. m. Today’s Summary on the' Home Front 11:30 a. m. Your Neighbor, Mex ico Dr. Nelson 11:40 a. > m. Dramatized News Event 11:45 a. m. News Summary—Dr. Steen 11:55 a. m. Interviews 12:00 a. m. Sign-Off Sunday, July 11 8:30 a. m. Music by Master Com posers—Hauer 9:10 a. m. Let’s Go to Church 9:15 a. m. Hymns 9:30 a. m. Sign-Off Monday, July 12 6:02 a. m. Texas Farm and Home Program—TQN, Horticulture —G. W. Adriance: Animal Hus bandry—D. I. Fahlberg 11:25 a. m. Today’s Summary on the Home Front 11:30 a. m. School of Engineering —Eng. Exp. Sta. 11:40 a. m. Science News of the Week 11:45 a. m. Singing Cadets 11:45 a. m. New—Interviews 12:00 a. m. Sign-Off Tuesdty, July 13 6:02 a. m. Texas Farm and Home' Program—TQN, Extension— Paul Gregg; Physical Educa tion—W. L. Penberthy Don’t blame your material;: look at your tools. SWEET and HOT PUSHIN’ SAND — Kay Kyser ALL OR NOTHING AT ALL — Harry James LET’S GET LOST — Kay Kyser IT’S ALWAYS YOU Tommy Dorsey HASWELL’S BOOK STORE BRYAN — College Supplies.... Your college needs, from uniforms to little personal comforts can be supplied by your Exchange Store—the store that is ope rated and maintained by the college for your convenience. You will find our quality, serv ice and merchandise of the highest quality —factors that are highly important in mak ing purchases because better merchandise will last longer and give better service. USE THIS STORE OFTEN .... Check over the items you need and then come to The Exchange Store for them. We handle complete lines of uniforms, web belts, campus and service jawelry as well as college insignia, drawing equipment and sup plies, clothing items—in fact everything that you will need for a successful college year. THE EXCHANGE STORE “An Aggie Institution ,