Page 2- -THE BATTALION- -SATURDAY MORNING, APRIL 3, 1943 The Battalion STUDENT TRI-WEEKLY NEWSPAPER Texas A. & M. COLLEGE The Battalion, official newspaper of the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas and the City of College Station, is published three times weekly, and issued Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday mornings. Entered as second class matter at the Post Office at College Station, Texas, under the Act of Congress of March 3, 1870 Subscription rates $3 per school year. Advertising rates upon request. Represented nationally by National Advertising Service, Inc., at New York City, Chicago, Boston, Los Angeles, and San Francisco. Office, Room 5, Administration Building. Telephone 4-6444. 1942 Member 1943 Associated Go!!e6iate Press Open Forum Campus Camera ^Ufis Jlovj&ovcni on . . Sports Staff Hank Avery - Sports Editor Bill Jarnagin t Junior Editor John Stout -.Senior Sports Assistant Thomas Boog Sports Assistant Ruben R. Caro Costas Sports Writer Circulation Staff Joe Stalcup... Circulation Manager Kenneth Varvel Senior Assistant Bill Trodlier Junior Assistant Jimmy Marks, T. L. Johnson Assistants Advertising Staff Haskell Lindley Advertising Manager Bd Schlenker - Assistant Advertising Manager Buck Martib Thursday Asst. Advertising Manager Saturday's Staff Tom Journeay Managing Editor Eugene Robards Reporter Tommy Gould Reporter Bill Jarnagin Reporter Arthur Matula — — Reporter Your Church ... Religion, according to Webster, is an ac knowledgement of our obligations to God. Those obligations are many—so many, in fact, so many and so great that no man has ever met and completely fulfilled them. Every man on this campus today should realize his own obligations to God, and more than ever should attempt to meet them. For most of us, going to church is the most obvious way of acknowledging what God and the church means to you. College Station is well equipped for your church-going, and no matter what the degree of sincerity you might have in your heart, you will always be welcome. If you have not been attending the church of your choice regularly, begin this Sunday and if you go at every opportunity, you will leave with a much better feeling in your heart, better prepared and more able to meet the everyday problems of life. March 14, 1943 2598 Hazel Ave. Beaumont, Texas Dear Editor: I have been reading your articles in the Battalion and wondered if you could help me. I would like very much to meet an Ag gie as I have heard so much about them I think it would be fun to be acquainted with one. I know this doesn’t sound very logical but please see what you can do. I am a blonde, have green eyes, am five feet five, and love to dance. Won’t someone write me soon and tell me all? Hopefully yours, Miss Betty Lord • Surely there are some Aggies from that part of Texas who will oblige Miss Lord. “There is not a fiercer hell than the fail ure in a great object.”—John Keates © As the World Turns ^Dr. A1 B. Nelson:: Book publishers in Mexico have been exempt ed from taxation in order to increase the output of books and to lower the price to the consumer. The Mexican government seems to be a sincere believer in education and backs its beliefs. Good news? Alarm darks are to be man- facturer again. There is also talk of allowing a limited number of baby b u g g i e s, stoves, and electric refrigera tors to be manufacturered. Army post exchanges have just bought 229,500 pairs of dice as a “comfort” item for soldiers. When questioned of ficers said they were bought so the soldiers could play Par- cheesi. Mexico has ordered a military mission of high army officers to North Africa to study mechanized war fare in order that their training program may not suffer. German troops and planes are pouring from western Europe to Russia. This looks as if the Germans are convinced that there will be no second front soon. Campus distractions By Nelson Karbach OF ALL COLLEGE STUDENTS OBTAIN . DEGREES/ THE U. OF HAWAII IS THE ONLY UNIV ERSITY IN THE WORLD NOT LOCATED WITH IN 2000 MILES OF ANOTHER UNIVERSITY/ DR. EVA FIESEL LINGUISTICS PROFESSOR At BRYN MAWR COLLEGE, READ 3 BOOKS A DAY UP TO THB DAY OF HER DEATH. HER LAST 3 BOOKS WERE "THE YEARS* LIFE TARK WINDOWS*—DEATH * TRIUMPH*—RESURRECUOH Nelson Attention Air Corps Men You newspaper men of the 308th—if you’d like to get the feel of a typewriter under your fingers again, the press staff of the detachment can find a spot for you. This applies to men with college or actual newspaper ex perience who thus far have no definite assignment on the staff. There are a lot of features and other stories waiting to be writ ten by you. If interested, report to the editor in room C-8, Hart hall. All wingmen of the detachment may turn in material or story ideas to their equadron editors. These editors are Fred Huston, Squadron I; Tom Steph, Squadron II; Robert King, Squadron III; Kenneth Durrett, Squadron IV. AIRCREW TRAINING SCHOOL NEWS Rudder Dust By and About Jake Peculiar thing about deadlines. You always manage to meet ’em somehow. But how we connived to beat the deadline to the tape Thursday no human will ever say. Monday night there was no such organization as an Aircrew branch of the Batt. By Wednesday night the spike had to be loaded with copy. Jake thinks sometimes the angels look after us. *** You gadgets did nicely with your contributions. Keep the stories coming. *** Some of the student waiters in the dining hall probably realize what a close brush with a tipless month they had. Squadron II took permanent seats just in time to leave a few sheckles under the plates on pay day. *** Speaking of payday, Jake fig ured that $50 wasn’t so much hay after all. Been a long time since he’s seen five 10’s, row on row. *** Don’t you envy those profs who glide about the campus on bicy cles. Any mode of transportation looks enticing when you're walkin’. *** Looks like we cease being the “flying infantry,” though. Mon day some of the wingmen actually get a look at an Interstate trainer. Wonder if the ’structor will start off like it shows in the movies? He points to the ship and, quite profoundly, announces: “Men, this is an airplane." *** The leader of Section 8 got a violent reaction out of his class- bound students Thursday by an nouncing they were to start three hours of daily drill that afternoon. Of course he finished off with an “April Fool!” *** Jake has finally decided why that coating of tar on Military Walk. It’s to cushion those heels we constantly are told to dig in. *** Some of the lads in Squadron II are taking P.E. super-seriously. The other night one of Jake’s friends spied four of them sup porting a long pole while a fifth compatriot practiced chin-ups. It’s hard to tell who worked the hard est—the practicee or the support ers. *** Jake’s already written the light of his life an invitation to the Wing Ball next Friday night. How many of you have followed suit? And brothers, don’t forget to get those suntans in shape. By Nelson Karbach Anything you want by way of entertainment this weekend will be available. The first all-service dance will be held at the Grove tonight with music by Jack McGregor and the Aggieland Orchestra. Music and fine art will be presented to morrow at Guion Hall at the show ing of Walt Disney’s “Fantasia.” Looking over the list of movies to be shown, *we find murder mystery, western action, love, fantasy, and musical comedy. You ought not have too much difficulty deciding how to spend your entertainment budget. If you are looking for a chance to do a little hugging to music, drop on down to the Grove Tong about 8:30 for the all-service dance. Music is furnished by the Aggie land Orchestra which is still as much in the groove as it was when it played the Fitch Band Wagon last summer. This, by the way, is the first dance of the season to be held under the stars. Take it from an old expert bird-dogger that this promises to be a good dance—espe cially since there are several dark corners on the dance slab. Scrip is 50tf. Uniform is No. 1 for serv ice men and Aggies and sport dress for gals. There are two mysteries to “Mur der in the Big House,” showing today only at Guion Hall. One mys tery is who killed the victim, and the other is what happened to the script writer when he tried to write this picture. The plot leans on (or rather, is propped up by) an unsuspected prison warden committing one mur der and about to pull another the same way when a cub reporter up sets his applecart. It seems by a strange stretch of the imagination that, of all the people concerned, no one but a cub reporter could think out how electricity could be applied to metallic ear phones of a radio set for the purpose of dis posing of victims. But our cub re porter comes through in the best Sherlock Holmes style and cracks the case. As a result of his genius, he wins the lady fair. By the way, the principal players are Faye Em erson and Van Johnson—ever heard of them? The Lowdown: Sounds sort of punk to me. The second feature at Guion Hall today is Kit Carson. This picture The picture begins with Judy and George making the tank town (See DISTRACTIONS, Page 4) "Letter Home" Tells of Life As o Flying-Private at Aggieland Glance over your buddy’s shoul- writing sooner, simply a declara- from uniforms into fatigues for der and you most likely will find tion of fact. To prove my point, P.T.—that’s physical training. And is so old that we can’t get any in- him writing something like this, here is a sample of ‘Our Day.’ that P.T. is worse than replacing formation on it at all. In fact, at in the quiet of Sunday afternoon— r p] le bugler—may his soul some- The horse on the hayfork. Aside the time of writing, we can’t even Dear Folks: res ide in a pit of pounding from 45 minutes of fast exercises, find out who is playing in it. How- We are so darned busy, we avia- f ur y—blasts us out of bed at ap- 20 pushups, shadow boxing and 40 ever, racking my brain, it seems tion students! proximately 67 wings before day- situps, there is only a 2.4 mile run to me that this picture was re- And that s not an alibi for not break to you. Which doesn’t seem an< ^ U 16 obstacle course to take. so bad, since your whole physique (See LETTER, Page 4) ACTIi Begins Drive To Sell War Bonds By Pay Allotments Campaigners Seek 100% Participation Among Aircrew Trainees Future Airman Seek Wings by Scooting AlOng GrOUnd at 90"Per be manifesting when you volunteer of the joys of the day. By the Double patriotism. leased when I was still in high school (four years ago). If I re member correctly, the high school kids thought it was hot stuff. Ex pect a rootin,’ tootin’, shootin’ western. The Lowdown: Wear goggles to keep from getting powder burns around your eyes. Seems to me that Guion Hall could have got together a better program. Much to the relief of everybody member the disdain with which we concerned, there will be a change its shaggy looked down upon “ Arkan sas Jour- of atmosphere around the Campus so bad, since your whole physique is still numb at that hour. Reveille sounds 10 minutes later and we grope our way into formation along Military Walk in the darkish morn ing air. Next we have 45 minutes to shave and “disinfect” the room. Honest, it’s gotta be cleaner than your parlor on Sunday, Mom. It has to be “germ-free” at all times, , , ever subject to inspection with a longCT than evebro ™, we can re- microscope, virtually. “As daylight rears G.I. Dirt SQUADRON II Back in the days when civies were in vogue and haircuts were That’s what you wingmen will head we fall out for breakfast, one ™lism.” Oh, if only we had known. Theater tonight when Kudyard • n .. 6 . . n ^ _ .... r.,. _ It seems, to be frank, that plant- Kmhnsr’s “Juntrle Book” flashes The rockets are still at it. The list of Wingmen who have run the 2.4 miles under 14 minutes grows each day, with two men, W. L. Archer, and Charles Hinshaw of Squadron four covering the dis tance under 13 minutes. Hinshaw’s time is 12:42 and Archer made it yesterday in 12:48. These low times were as of 10 a.m. yesterday. Records set after that will be published Tuesday in the Batt. plant- Kipling’s “Jungle Book” flashes sss&SSg sirrj.'S 2 Your first patriotic willingness is shown, of course, by the uniform you wear. Lieut. Logan H. Bagby, Jr., War Bond Officer in charge of the cam paign, reported the drive will be handled among the men by the Gleanings SQUADRON I newspaper game. All time is rela- Campus will be gone and a good tive, but make ours vanilla. Still show will be presented, it is nice not to have to worry You will like “Jungle Book” be- about circulation. cause it is a picture that is quite The biggest surprise of the week different from anything you’ve was evidenced by all the married seen in a long time. It is pure fan- men of the detachment when they tasy from start to finish adapted read the bulletin board Wednesday, from Kipling’s book which we all u Phone 4-1188 —TODAY ONLY— Double Feature A Mnc m Directed by B. REAVES EASON I |TP rrrr with FAYE EMERSON • VAN JOHNSON-GEORGE MEEKER Original Screen Play by Raymond L Schrock • Based Upon aa idea Jany Cbodoroe • A Wtrotr Bna.- fleet MatJooal Ptctaa*. Feature No. 2 “KIT CARSON” Starring JON HALL LYNN BARI Plus Disney Cartoon “HOW TO PLAY BASEBALL” — SUNDAY — Walt Disney’s “FANTASIA” With Mickey Mouse Leopold Stowkowski At Regular Admission 200 (Including Tax) Features at: 1:00 - 2:56 - 4:50 - 6:45 8:30 ani/jib 4-1181 Opens 1 p. m. LAST DAY Gym Suits Available At Cost to ACTC Men Next Week Says Kelly Men of the 308th Air Crew Training detachment will be af forded an opportunity to purchase complete gym outfits, including shoes, at wholesale cost, sometime next week, Lieut. Albert S. Kelley, plans and training officer, revealed yesterday. STAFF OF THE 308TH A.C.T.D. Richard C. Franklin.— Editor-in-Chief Russell Bolton - - Today’s Managing Editor Thomas Dellinger William C. Pool . .Associate Editors Fred Houston, I Thomas Steph, II Robert King, III Kenneth Durrett, IV - Squadron Editors How about a well-deserved bou- academic section leaders, with the quet to one of the best officers in mT"" ^ ^ ’I* Z 'T*. ,. ... x , , , * " , _ The current stoppage of all mar- had to read back when we were m sections in direct competition with the detachment? Cecil B. Omo, ■ j r^ r;rT der of “ c ” F r is “ * honors. The goal is to be 100 per the fellow. Omo is a man who can a wedding ring has little extra ad _ the b who was raised in the jun _ cent participation m every section take authority and really handle it vantage> and the boys with week _ gle by wolves . Later> by hel of Buying of bonds will be through in the best of ways. Keep it up end dates with their wives have th0 animals> he ^ to foil monthly allotments deducted from Doc, al the fellows m your flight cancelled such in favor of the all _ human thieves and conspirators< the aircrew students pay Under are really for you one hundred per gervicedancethisevening Results It is spectacul lavish and the new War Department plan cent. + can sa y ? technically impressive. The techni- bonds will be delivered within 15 Some of these days Adjutant Ce- color ig gorgeous . Even if it is a days of date of purchase, it is point- celski is going to blow a lung when Competition in the squadron has fairy story, you will enjoy every e ° ut . , ,, , he gives the command “posts!” He arisen and Chuck Blevins states minute of the 103 minutes it runs. It was stressed that no pressure had already developed a danger- that he is ready t o push honors The Lowdown: Forget the war, will be exercised during the cam- ous wheeze on the last two letters wit h J. T. Sykes for additions in- the P. E. department, and the mil- paign. All signers will be strictly that lead one to believe that a gas- te the family. Blevins also has a itary department and sit back for volunteers. ket is cracked. If and when it does p a j r 0 f twins which are expected an hour and forty-five minutes of Those wishing to buy bonds may go, everybody duck. The concus- soon, and both boys will be losing thorough enjoyment. have any of the three amounts tak- sion will be terrific! _ sleep before long. Tomorrow for one day only, en ^out of their pay each month • Claude Bartmess of “A” Flight Sikes. It seems his room mates are Guion Hall presents “Fantasia.” $3.75, $6.25, or $18. i5, the latter seems to be the only one of the Apologies are also due to Andrew This is reviewed completely on being the cost of one $25 bond. No Oklahoma boys in the outfit that up i n the air and Sikes himself is page one. one needs to repeat that you get can swing a pass to get back up beginning to wonder. However, at The Lowdown: Pve already seen back $4.00 for every $3.00 invested, to Oklahoma City. He’s taking off latest count, Mr. Sikes does NOT this show three times and Pm after ten years. this week-end for OC in a legal have twins on the way. In fact, going to sit through it twice more Lieut. Bagby pointed out that fashion, three day pass and all. Sikes, isn’t even married. today, the men may make their parents, It’s a darn good trick if you can Joseph Murphy and George “For Me and My Gal” with Judy wives or other relatives benefici- work it. Schutt are the latest additions to Garland and George Murphy be- aries or co-owners, and the bonds By the way, men, when that the worshippers of Bryan. They gins a three-day run at Guion Hall will be sent either to the airmen’s “volunteer contribution” comes up are raving about a pair of maid- Monday. This is an excellent pic- homes or to the men, whichever again next pay day, be sure to ens whom they met last week-end, ture and is well worth going to they choose. volunteer. A couple of the fellows Maybe their girl-friends have a see—even if Judy Garland doesn’t The initial campaign reports will decided not to mess with it the couple of girl-friends, if you get seem the same now that she’s a be released Wednesday. (See GLEANINGS, Page 4) what we mean. married woman. ected by IRVING REIS. Produced by .MON RUNYON. Screen play by Leonardj iaelqass. 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