SATURDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 14, 1942 Page 2- •THE BATTALION- The Battalion STUDENT TRI-WEEKLY NEWSPAPER Texas A. & M. COLLEGE The Battalion, official newspaper of the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas and the City of College Station, is published three times weekly, and issued Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday mornings. Entered as second class matter at the Post Office at College Station, Texas, under the Act of Congress of March 3, 1870. Subscription rates $3 per school year. Advertising rates upon request. Represented nationally by National Advertising Service, Inc., at New York City, Chicago, Boston, Los Angeles, and San Francisco. Office, Room 5, Administration Building. Telephone 4-5444. 1941 Member 1942 Plssoci ited GoHp^inie Pro*,-; Brooks Gofer Editor-in-Chief Ken Bresnen Associate Editor Phil Crown Staff Photographer Sports Staff Mike Haikin Sports Editor Mike Mann Assistant Sports Editor Chick Hurst i Senior Sports .Assistant N. Libson ......Junior Sports Editor Advertising Staff Reggie Smith Advertising Manager Jack E. Carter Tuesday Asst. Advertising Manager Louis A. Bridges Thursday Asst. Advertising Manager Jay Pumphrey Saturday Asst. Advertising Manager Circulation Staff Bill Huber Circulation Manager H. R. Tampke Senior Assistant Carlton Power Senior Assistant Joe Stalcup Junior Assistant Bill Trodlier Assistant Saturday’s Staff Clyde C. Franklin Managing Editor John Holman , Junior Editor Tom Journeay .^....Junior Ed tor Douglas Lancaster Junior Editor Reporters Harry Cordua, Bob Garrett, Ramon McKinney, Bert Kurtz, Bill Jarnagin, Bob Meredith, Bill Japhet, Bill Murphy, John Sparger, M. T. Linecm, Eugene Robards, and John Kelleher. Extra Holidays ' ••■I. '. ' Many times some of us think that the exe cutives that run A. & M. College fail to con sider all the facts when they set down their dicta governing the college operation. How ever, the action by the academic council yesterday extending the Thanksgiving holi days to four days, is indeed commendable and proves that those officials really do hold the best interests of the corps uppermost in their minds. To show that we do appreciate their ac tion in letting us get home before the, gas rationing gets into effect, it will be up to us to make up those classes we missed on the next three Saturdays without any groan ing. Lets get in there Ole Army, and show the officials that we do appreciate what they are doing for us. —TBJ Fear may force a man to cast beyond the moon.—John Heywood. Harder Collegians University of Michigan students have im proved their physical fitness by at least 20 per cent with completion of one term of the institution’s compulsory “hardening” course, it is reported in a survey just completed by the university department fo physical edu cation and athletics. Recently made compulsory for every male student on the campus, the program consists of four and a half hours each week of supervised calisthenics, obstacle racing, mass combat activities, rough and tumble drills and competitive activities. Tests given more than 1,000 men at the beginning and end of the course indicate they have changed their physical condition from “unsatisfac tory” to “satisfactory.” Physical ability of the average man en rolled in the course improved by not less than 20 per bent during the term. Tests on which the progress report is based include pull-ups, push-ups, right and left hand grip, 440-yard run, 60 r yard dash and vertical and broad jump. “Before and after” achievements of the .average student revealed the following gains: pull-ups, 7.45 to 10.20; push-ups, 15.93 to 21.18; right grip, 56.77 to 59.86 kilograms; left grip, 53.43 to 55.67 kilograms; 440-yard run, 74.05 to 68.30 seconds; 60-yard dash, 8.03 to 7.92 seconds; vertical jump, 19.52 to 20.25 inches; and broad jump, 91.64 to 92.01 inches. , The report points out that major gains are shown in those events which place heavy demands upon “physical condition” (pull-ups, push-ups and the 440-yard run), while minor >.changes are shown in those activities which place a higher premium upon “non-endur ance and explosive power” (strength of grip, 60-yard dash and the vertical and broad jump.) The report also shows that the amount of gain was directly proportional to the amount of time spent in the conditioning course. While most students spent the full four and a half hours each week, a group of 262 ROTC students were enrolled for only three hours per week. Comparative tests in dicate these students gained less than 70 per cept as much as the others. Evidence that the whole, rather than merely a fraction, of the group had gained is provided by the report, 90 per cent of the test records rep resenting individual improvement. A careful check on attitudes of the stu dents was kept throughout the term. While never less than 70 per cent liked the course and never more than 16 per cent disliked it, the report indicates the matter of proper attitude is important in producing results. The small group which disliked the course g-ained only 18.2 per cent as much as those who enjoyed the program. AGP Fools make the banquets and wise men enjoy them.—John Florio. Man wants but little, nor that little long.—Young. How that red rain hath made the har vest grow.—Byron. Open Forum PRIVATE BUCK By Clyde Lewis It has been my displeasure, as well as sev eral of yours also, I’m sure, to go to some Dean’s or Professor’s office for a short visit. Perhaps after waiting in line a few or even several minutes for the students who are ahead in line, in walks some outsider who also desires to see the same person on whom you have been waiting to see for several minutes. And who gets to see the Dean or. Professor next? The student does, of course, after the outsider has already been granted permission first. Maybe that is the way it should be done, but it doesn’t seem fair to we students. Why can’t certain hours be arranged for students and certain hours for outsiders if such conditions as these continue to exist? L. B. Tennison, Jr., ’43 This Collegiate World ASSOCIATED COLLEGE PRESS Herbs and medicinal plants, including bella donna, hendane, digitalis, and many others which contain drugs and medicines essential to the war effort, are being produced on the Montana State University campus. This proj ect being carried on by the School of Pharm acy of the university is the only one of its kind in the northwest. Using WPA and university funds, Pro fessor C. E. Mollett, dean of the school of pharmacy, and other memebrs of• the phar macy school staff began last summer the cultivation of many native and foreign plants which produce vital medicinal extracts. The plants are being developed in the pharmacy drug garden which Dean Mollett started in 1914 in forestry school nursery plots. Purposes of the project are to ascertain THSi’ S m 0 D Pi g CD CD CD / by / J a C| V ocuatntrjacj'd campus ^ / °n / □ □ □ r. disactions ^ 0 a JZJ OH CJ CZJ C3C3 D CD, Ordinarily, this column must be State Theater offers “ONE OF written at least sixteen hours be- OUR AIRCRAFT IS MISSING”, fore the paper is delivered, but a melodrama dealing with the es- today it is being written two days cape to England of a crew of six ahead of time. Yours truly is leav- RAF flyers from the Wellington ing for Houston very shortly. For bomber “Bertie,” abandoned when those who have followed and are disabled in a raid on Stuutgart. following the team down to the In- Landing in the Dutch countryside, stitoot campus, today, we offer a they are fed, clothed and aided in summary of Houston’s distractions escape by the natives. Cast includes in store for tonight. Hugh Williams, Eric Portman and Beginning ‘way down South Main Googie Withers, and working up, there’s the Plant- The Lowdown— very British, ation, with Bobby Peters and his very realistic, very entertaining, band holding sway. This will pro- Mary Astor, Humphey Bogart co- bably be the main Aggie enter- star in “ACROSS THE PACIFIC”, tainment headquarters. Other Ag- scheduled to show at the Majestic gie favorites are the Ranch Club, this weekend. Leading off in the the Cotton Club, the High Hat (we first half with plenty of humor “How many times have I told you not to wear suspenders when you jump?” hear that this is where all the Uni versity of Houston Hi-Pockets hang out), Abe’s and Pappy’s and Hill’s Night Spot. Up town, among others, there are the Rice Hotel Empire Room and the Aragon Club and smart dialogue, “Across the Pacific” ends up as a melodramatic presentation of Bogart in action against the Japs. It all takes place before Pearl Harbor when there were plenty of with music and song for your danc- suspicions about t he Japs. So Cap- BACKWASH Bu Jack flood “Backwash: An agitation resulting from some action or occurrence” — Webster ing pleasure. If your date is too tired from standing up all afternoon at the game to dance all night, several good shows are playing. Loew’s By John Holman About That Flag Hunting Season Brings Warning To Texas Nimrods “Do you belong to the Locomotive Brotherhood?” “No, I am sorry,” the Engineer responded apologet- The white flag that is so beauti- ically; I am a different Jdnd of whether such drug’s can be produced in com- fully gracing the flagpole in front engineer.” “I do not understand,” mercial quantities in this area, to estimate of the Administration building and said St. Peter; “what on Earth do the drug-content of cultivated plants and to which threw the fish into such a you do?” The engineer recalled a produce seed which will be available to Mon- furor yesterday morning with its definition and calmly replied: “I tana farmers for such cultivation. * inscription, “Rice Owls,” was placed apply mathematical principles to * * * there Thursday night about 7 A program to “scrap out” idle scientific abil- o’clock by some Rice boys who left sounded meaningless to St. Peter, ity and put it to work directing segments on the 7:54 Sunbeam . . . Rumor and his temper got the best of him. of war research problems in laboratories Of had it they also broke into the “Young man,” he said, “you can go smaller colleges has been initiated by the trophy case and took the dilapidat- to Hell with your mathematical American Chemical Society, which comprises ed little white owl, but this isn’t principles and try your hand on 32,000 members, it is announced by Dr. SO. The case was neither broken, some of the natural forces there!” Charles L. Parsons, sercetary of the society, nor did the owl disappear perma- “That suits me,” responded the en- the war that is enveloping the en- Unused talents of retired directors of nently. gineer, “I am always glad to know tire world, it is more than ever research from the universities and industry Although the fish and frogs were where there is a tough job to important that we should conserve will be meshed with departments of chem- fightin’ mad, they probably don’t tackle.” Whereupon he departed istry in institutions where staffs are not know what happened last year here t° r the Nether Regions, sufficiently large or well equipped to carry and on the Rice campus. That year And it came to pass that strange on research alone. The plan will be executed the case was broken, the owl stol- reports began to reach St. Peter, under direction of Q. committee headed by en, and rice grains left in its place. The Celestial denizens, who had Dr. J. Sam Guy, chairman of the chemistry Several brave Aggies got their amused themselves in the past by department at Emory University, Atlanta, heads shaved in an attempt to re- looking down upon the less fortu- Ga. cover it, and the case became such jiate creatures in the inferno, com- On the committee are Dr. William Lloyd that an official apology and return rhenced asking for transfers to that Evans, Ohio state University; Dr. Samuel of the owl was made by Rice offi- other domain. The sounds of agony care l ess handling of fire arms, C. Lind, University of Minnesota; Dr. How- gies placed an Aggie sign on the and suffering w,ere stilled. Many asserts Dr - Geo - w - Cox > state ard H. Willard, University of Michigan; Dr. Rice flagpole, cut the ropes and new arrivals, after seeing both then greased the pole. All efforts places, selected the Nether Region to get rid of it failed—including for their permanent abode. Puzzled, those of a professional steeple- Sfc. Peter sent messengers to visit jack. Finally, shotguns were em- Hell and to report back to him. ployed and the flag- was shot down They returned, all excited, and re- “This is no time for any idle “scrap” in off the pole . . . therefore we ported to St: Peter: chemical research ability to be sitting haven’t got a great deal of kick “That engineer you sent down around,” Dr. Guy declares. “Every man able coming. there,” said the messengers, “has to direct research in chemistry should be up . . .Capt. Joe Davis had taken the completely transformed the place and at it. Every college teacher, every able owl into the Commandant’s office so that you would not know it now. ;Gre - Never shoot without seeing college student can do his bit. It is the func- for safe keeping. He has harnessed the Fiery Fur- y° ur tar K et clearly. Never crawl tion of our committee to get these forces Late Note—Fire Chief F. B. naces for light and power. He has thr ° a g h a fenc e carrying a loaded together. Brown took the Rice flag from the cooled the entire place with artifi- If hunting with a companion “Many universities and industries . . . pole in front of the Administration cial refrigeration. He has drained have a definite policy of retiring employes building at exactly 4:25 yesterday the Lakes of Brimstone and has at an age of approximately 65 years. These afternoon. The flag was immedi- filled the air with cool perfumed emeritus chemists have a vast store of in- ately taken into custody by the breezes. He has flung bridges formation and inspiration which should not commandant’s office to be exam- be lost at a time when the nation requires ined for laundry-marks in an ef- scientific research almost more than any- fort to trace the culprits responsi- thing else. ble. Removal of the flag culminat- “There are also active directors of re- ed a 7-hour attempt to climb the .search who are eger to spread their influence P° le - beyond their individual laboratories. These • • • men have numbers of problems, all a part Lone’ But Good Bull’ Hel1 an d has made of it a realm of of one large scheme of research, which they * happiness, peace and industry!”— would be glad to farm out to colleges where The Engineer—A Parable From A. I. E. E. Journal, some wide-awake student Of the upper classes One day three men, a lawyer, a • • • would be interested. The problems are not doctor and an engineer, appeared Sweepings tain Bogart is “dishonorably’' dis charged from the army to track down the master minds behind the attempted hari-gari of the Panama Canal. Miss Astor’s presence, up until the end, has many mysterious leanings, but it later develops she is on her way to visit her father, a plantation owner in Cristobal, seized by the Jap master minds as a base for fulfilling their plot. (See DISTRACTIONS, Page 4) E. Emmett Reid, professor emeritus, John Hopkins University; Dr. B. Smith Hopkins, professor Emeritus, University of Illinois and discoverer of the element illinium; and Dr. Stuart R. Brinkley, Yale University. As the hunting season ap- the control of natural forces.” This Proaches, the Texas State Health Department urges caution in han dling fire arms. More than 200 Texans were killed in 1941 as a result of carelessness in handling guns, and at this time when hu man lives are being snuffed out in human lives on the home front. With the inauguration of meat rationing and the reduced supply of this particular food, there is a possibility of more hunters going into the field than has been the custom for many years. “It is not enough to deplore the waste of human lives caused by Health Officer, “we should learn from the deaths of these victims the lessons of safety which will prevent this needless and shocking waste.” * The State Department of Health suggests the following safety sug gestions in handling guns: While hunting be sure that the loaded gun is on safety until ready stay close to him. Do not strike the ground or wounded game with the butt of a loaded gun. Never scuffle while holding a loaded gun or point it at a person “for fun.” Always unload a gun before at tempting to clean it. Always un load guns before taking them into the home. All guns should be care- WHAT’S SHOWING Saturday—“Take a Letter, Darling” with "Rosalind Russ ell and Fred MacMurray. AT GUION HALL Saturday—“Adam Had Four Sons”, starring Ingrid Bergman and Warner Baxter. Telephone 4-1181 LAST DAY Also Cartoon — News Short Musical Preview Tonight 11 P. M. SUNDAY-MONDAY Go In 9:30—See Both Shows for Same Price across the Bottomless Abyss and has bored tunnels through the Ob sidian Cliffs. He has created paved streets, gardens, parks and play grounds, lakes, rivers and beauti ful waterfalls. That engineer you full y P ut awa y in the home out of sent down there has gone- through reac h of small children. IACK 0AKIE, SAMMY KAYE AMO HIS ORCHESTRA Also News — Cartoon Victory Short Screen Snapshots quite large enough for a doctor’s thesis but before St. Peter as he stood guard- still offer a challenge to men in their senior ing the Pearly Gates, year.” Quotable Quot is . . . Dub Sibley was the only cas- The first man to step forward ualty on the Aggie list from the was the lawyer. With confidence SMU game last week. Texas Uni- and assurance, he proceeded to de- versity’s Daily Texan came oat liver an eloquet address which left with the report that we are won- St. Peter dazed and bewildered, dering who we are going to play Before the venerable Saint could against Rice, that the Aggies were “Our enemies are attacking US with two r ecover, the lawyer quickly handed in bad shape . . . Shall we tell them types of weapon—on the one hand, with guns h* 111 a writ °f mandamus, pushed the truth ? and tanks, with planes and ships; on the him aside, and strode through the Word has just been received other, with the no less powerful weapon of open Portals. ^f rom the public relations office at propaganda. Goebbels, the Nazi minister of Next came the doctor. With im- Goodfellow Field, San Angelo, that propaganda, has contributed as much to pressive, dignified bearing, he in- Lt. Vic Myers “was a member of German victories' as have the planes of troduced himself: “I am Dr. Phi Zeta Gamma” fraternity while Goering . . . Without propaganda Hitler Brown.” St. Peter received him a student at A. & M.!” I’m a frat could never have come to power; without it Cordially. “I feel I know you, Dr. boy myself—Phelta Thi, or did you he could never have created the most power- Brown. Many who preceded you know we had them! . . . Then there ful army the world has ever known, with- said you sent them here. Welcome is the headline in the Dallas Morn- out it this army could never have won its to our city. ing News day before yesterday that most spectacular victories.”—Dr. Theodore The engineer, modest and diffi- said, “Jap Sub Chases American M. Greene, professor of philosophy and ch&ir- dent, had been standing in the back- Woman Clear Across the Pacific.” man of the divisional program in the humani- ground. He now Stepped forward No comment ties at Princeton University, believes that to “I am looking for a job,” he said - • • • defeat Hitler America must discover and use St. Peter wearily shook his hen,i -m i • n ct i • the democratic equivalent of Nazi propagan- “I am sorry,” he replied; “ W e have L ma tlCaliy Speaking* ^ a * * * * n ° .7 rk kere * or ^ ou ' y° u want Martha O’Driscoll, rising young . . , , j* 3 * 10 ’ y ° U Ca j ^ e ^’” This Hollywood starlet who will arrive “Education must support democracy, and at response sounded familiar to the on the campus in a day or two to the same time democracy must continue to engineer, and made him fepi ntn™ ru,,.. t-v. j * i a. • .n. maintain education. Our first task is to win at home -Very well,” he slid "1 P^y the second female part m the the war, but the maintaining of educational have had Hell all .iy la e “ n 'd IT/ ',o,n th * c °“°" facilities, while, secondary to victory, is sec- guess I can stand it better man 11 7 ("a “ “ T ! ondary to nothing else.” Dr. B. F. Pettinger, the others." St. Peter was »L!Lf il. I n ° movle “"^ct education dean at the University of Texas, “Look here, young man what arJ the “’ w 80od ' 1 “ oklriK cautions against relegating education to the you?” ”i am an engineer” w»! enough t 0 h h of the background because of war. the reply. “Oh yes,” safd II Pe™ ^ MOVIE Guion Hall SATURDAY 7:00 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. ADAM HAD FODR SONS Sing Song—Comedy—News—Cartoon COMING Monday — Tuesday — Wednesday Ball of Fire GARY COOPER BARBARA STANWYCK