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“Do you college boys waste much time?”
“Oh, most girls are reasonable.”
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They call them virgin pines, because they
never been axed
Mother f (to 16 yr. old daughter) “Be diligent and
steadfast, and you will succeed in life. Take the
case of George Washington. Do you remember the
great difficulty he had to contend with?”
“Yes’m,” replied the girl, “He couldn’t tell a lie?”
“Whoa dere, mule! Say dere, gal. does yo’ waht
eh ride ter town?”
Sho, black man!”
“Say, lissen, niggah gal, de folks in town’t gonna
link hit’s mighty funny de way yo’ neck wid m^ |ill
de way ter town.”
“Go way, man, ah ain’t neckin’ wid yo’.” j i
“Sho, gal, but yo’ ain’t get ter town yet neither!”
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prompt, courteous, sanitary f
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Friendly Welcome”
MADE
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Two people happened to be walking i long a
she’s so damnruff.
She: “You’re awful bashful, Jack, aren’t you?
Now watch out, I’m going to sc^re you. (Kisses him.)
Now you try to scare me.” i 1
Jack: “Boo!”
road together. One waS a young woman, thje other
a handsome farmer lad. The farmer l* J
ing a large kettle on his t^ack, holding
one hand, a cane in the other and lead
They Came to a dark ravipfc.
She said: “I’m afraid to .walk through
you. Ypu might try to kiss me.”
Said he: “How t could I, with all ihdse
to carry?”
Said she: “Well, you*might stick the Cane ii
the ground, tie the goat to it, and put the Chicben
under the kettle.” : .'
She had been to colh
You can’t spit and expectorate.
qhipken in
a goat.
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here with
things
I.E.S. Study Lamps| . .
Drawing Equipment
Hats . . . Caps
COMPLETE
Sam Browne Beks
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. . Slide I Rules'
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SERVICE
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1 BLOCK EAST OF NORTH GATE
PHONE COLLEGE *4
JUNE, 1942
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