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Are they as dependable as they were one.
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Accuracy, Efficiency and Health—all de
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Have Your Eyes Examined Now
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Dr. J. W. Payne, Optometrist
109 South Main ^
Brvan, Te\a>
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A hot spell story that we like is about the girl
who went swimming in the raw in a secluded mill
pond. Along came a little boy who tied knots in her
clothes. She flopped around, found an old washtub,
held it up in front of her and marched toward the
little boy saying, “You little br|it, do you know what
I’m thinking?”
“Sure,” replied the little birat, “You’re thinking
that tub has a bottom in it/’
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.This little sheep went to piarket.
This little sheep stayed at home.
That’s why we have virgin wool.
“You’re not .go^ng to walk home in that con
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''“Of (hie) course n6t. GoAna drive.” ,> , i.
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1 Two roosters in the rain—one drowned.
The other took a duck under the porch.
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Have you heard the story about the /ellow that
took his girl out in the night and mist?
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. The ^roung minister was reading announcements
at the^’Shnday service. He stumbled across one of
them arid the following words: slipped out: “The
Little Mothers’ League Will hold their weekly meset-
ing this afternoon. AH those who wish to become
Little Mothers please see me in the rectory.”
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Aggie:—Do you care to nedk with the light on or
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Aggie’s date:—Yes.
. “Papa, what is the person called who brings you ,
in contact with the spirit world?”
“A bartender, my boy.”
Then there was the member of the track team
, who was such a poor high-jumper that he couldn’t
clear his throat.
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On a street-qar a man gave his seat to a woman.
She fainted. On recovering jsbk thanked him. Then
he fainted.
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