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One of the fish was bearing up rather nobly
under a particularly weary fish drill when he ;very
inadvertently parsed a captain without saluting.
!‘Say, buddy,” said the officer, “do you see the
uniform I’m wearing?”
“Yeh,” said the fish, looking enviously at the
captain’s almost perfect tailoring* job, “look at the
damn thing they gave ma!”
And don’t forget the Scotchman who called up
his sweetheart to find out what night she was free.
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Mr. Jones of the soil ancf fertilizer department will
give you a pleasant half hour—he is full of his sub
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He (soliciting for charity): What can I put you
down for?
She: Sir, how dare you!
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Oh, her mother owned a bottling works, but she
never had a pop.
One guy who’s always ducking his customers is
the swimming instructor.
“Why do men have hair on their chest?”
“Well, they can’t have everything.”
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She: “I have a beautiful face, beautiful should
ers, perfect bust, and perfect waist—say are you fol
lowing me?”
Aggie: Following you! Huh, I’m way ahead of
you.
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