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shot I’d rather work on a straight salary.”
“Do Englishmen use American slang?”
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An Englishman was seeing some Aggies dancing.
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You can’t tell a farmer jgirl that a stork brings
baby calves, because she knqfws it’s the bull.
A couple was sitting on the lawn admiring the
scenic beauties.
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