% I i I 11 • r • f.. i . Ode To! The Cavalry l OX yVo-QklUita fh-^U JWt I O NCE I met an Aggie, A handsome lad was he, And he taught me how To drink black beer Instead of Just sip tea. O N his hand he wore a ring, A diamond on his shoulder shone, His boots were sleek And always reeked Of Cavalry cologne. H E took me out to Uncle Ed’s To meet the Cavalry; And they dubbed me “Fancy Nancy” An “A” troop Ornery. N OW the major was a carefree lad And true Aggie underneath; So on my lips He planted a kiss With his chin strap ’tween my teeth! T HEN back to the sisters he sent me, To tea-town far away. He wrote me a letter. But even better, Came to see me the following day. O UT at Scholz's garden We guzzled that good black brew And danced ground O’er ail the ground. Like the hot-Xoot frat rats do. I GAVE him a Scotch and soda To loosen him up a bit. But the stuff was so strong It wasn’t long ’Til the major was radiantly lit. JUNE, 1942 *1 ■; < ' Fdncy Nancy rpHEN back to Bryan w£nt Buddy, i And home to Ma went me, My Pop declared His gal should be spared The scourge of the Cavalry. O VER to College I went To see the “A” troopers once more And join in the fun • Which had really begun |t i 4 A full two weeks befor^. T HE major had a wonderful time. Until the black brew was gone. Then he bellowed for more And kicked holes in thp floor With his yonk-swabbirig leggin’s on. . O' W E danced and sang and rolled our And had one hellufa brawl,. We took off our shoes,: And drank gallons of'brew And stuck Bud labels ilII over the ^ / i B UT the major was most inconsistent One minute I thought he was mine, And then,' by heck, , He pouted beer down my neck, And ignored me the teft of the time S O here I am back in*tea-town With circles down to my chin. And I feel like hell, ,\ / But i know damned well I’d go through it all again. /r M / | : !| I Y story has no message. But if it did it would be— God help the wife Who lives the life Of a man in the Cavalry! / . Jjl > u \{ ■ / / IH I