i l i v i V * ♦' ,1 A I' A little bee was sitting on some clover when a hungry cow cf^ne along. The cow nibbled the clev er and the bee found himself in the cow’s belly with no way; to escape. It was so warm in there that the bee went to sleep. When he woke up jthe cow was gone. Did you. hear abdut the girl: who went to a fancy ball in a* suit of armor? No, what happened? Nothing. \ I] n The wife was always antagon ized, „by her husband, going i out . at night. His departing- words,’ which especially angered iher. were always. “Goodnight, Moth er of three,” One night, when •[ she cpuld - stand ^ no longer, and when he*^ had put on his hat* started'out the door, and called. “Goodnight, Mother of three,” she answered, .quite as cheerfully, “Goodnight, ' Father of one!” Now he stays home. : 1 A ★ v Mi • Husband—“What kind of a day did you have? v< Wife—Rotten. The- ice man didn’t come. There were no can vassers, and now you come home dead tired. s. f r “See that 'fellow oyer there?” _ “Yes.” What about him?” “He’s ah awful fellow ;1 a low- down cad. Let’s ostracize him.” r “Okay, you hold him, and I’ll do it.” r : • i ★ A man met g friend ;on the street all bandaged up and walk ing on crushes. “What happened,” he asked. -“Well, I had a date with* the girl friend. While we were danc ing, her old man came in, apd because he’s deaf, he couldn’t hear the music.’T < : \ A lad looking through the tele- 1 scope oh{top of the Physics build ing thef other night muttered, “Gawd! Pretty go«*d /telescope. 10 X- DEFINITIONS > i} r Honesty: Fear of being caught. Good Sport: One who will al ways let you have your own wav. : Moron: Aggie, on Monday, Saturday, and Sunday mornings. Pessimi3t: One who sees things as they Coach lay dowp school, jj Consciehce: The voice that tells you not to do something after you have already done it. Bad Girl: One who carries love to its logical conclusion. How who 4ill gladly your life for your n “Dl’DE ^ranch! Good night! I thought you said NUDE ranch!” ★ He—I suppose you dance? She—Oh. yes: I love to. He—Qreat! That’s better than dancing. Aggie! on telephone: "Is this the laundry 9 Well, you sent me a half dozen very old handker chiefs instead of my shirt.” Voice from laundry: “Them ain’t handkerchiefs, that’s your shirt.” Sonny had the habit of tear ing his pants whenever he was playing. His mother in exaspera tion finally said, “The next time you tear your pants I’m going to make you fix them your self.” I 1 ‘ Sure enough, Sonny came in from play with his pants tom. His mother $ent him upstairs to fix them. After about an hour had passed and Sonny had not appeared. h|s mother went up stairs to investigate. The pants were lying id a chair, but Sonrty was nowherf in sight. However, his mother peard a noise in the basement and went to the stairs and called