Page 2 The Battalion STUDENT TRI-WEEKLY NEWSPAPER TEXAS A. & M. COLLEGE The Battalion, official newsp Mechanical College of Texas is published three times weekly sued Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday mornings; and is pub lished weekly from June through August. sc in. uvii.i.r.vini ewspaper of the Agricultural am and the City of College Station kly from September to June; is Entered as second-class matter at the Post Office at College Station, Texas, under the Act of Congress of March S, 1879. Subscription rate, 83 a school year. Advertising rates upon request. Represented nationally by National Advertising Service, Inc., at New York City, Chicago, Boston, Los Angeles, and San Francisco. Office, Room 122, Administration Building. Telephone 4-6444. 1941 Member 1942 Associated Collegiate Press Don Gabriel 1 Editor E. M. Rosenthal Associate Editor Ralph Criswell Advertising Manager Sports Staff Mike Haikin Sports Editor W. F. Oxford Assistant Sports Editor Mike Mann Senior Sports Assistant Brooks Cofer Junior Sports Editor Chick Hurst Junior Sports Editor Circulation Staff Gene Wilmeth Circulation Manager Bill Hauger Senior Circulation Assistant F. D. Asbury Junior Assistant Bill Huber ury.. Jo Stalcu ..Circulation Assistant cup Photography Staff Jack Jones Staff Photographer Bob Crane, Ralph Stenzel Assistant Photographers Saturday’s Staff D. C. Thurman Managing Editor Jack Lamberson Assistant Advertising Manager Charlie Babcock Junior Editor die Ken Bresnen Junior Editor Reportorial Staff Calvin Brumley, Arthur L. Cox, Selig Frank, W. J. Hamilton, Jr., N. W. Karbach, Jack Keith, Tom B. Journeay, Douglass Lancaster, Tom Leland, Charles P, McKnight, W. B. Morehouse, Richard F. Quinn, Gordon Sullivan, C. G. Scruggs, Benton Taylor, John Holman. Aggie Officers A. & M. produces officers for the U. S. Army! Aggies should realize this more than ever with the present situation of huge ex pansion of our armed forces in mind. Our nation needs more trained men than ever before to fill vacancies in the officer person nel of the proposed 8,000,000 man army. Throughout the battle of Britain the English have been exceedingly lenient in allowing their young men to remain in edu cational institutions in order that they would be better trained for the coming conflict and for the world they would have to live in after the war is over. A. & M. men should realize that there is a place for them in the U. S. Army as lead ers where the army is preparing to take the men who have college training. Men of this type will be in demand according to the amount of education and the amount of mil itary training they have had. They will be much more needed in this capacity LATER than as soldiers in the line NOW. For over sixty years A. & M. has been training officers in the reserves and places at the disposal oC the government mors apd more men wibh basic and advanced military training. That these men will be able to be of greater service to their country than without this training is unquestionable. Education and experience are the two essentials in wartime as well as in peacetime and by the same rule education is the short cut to experience. Who Lands the Job? Scholarship and character are the qualities most sought in college graduates by Amer ican employers, Investors Syndicate of Min neapolis reports after a national survey of graduates’ job projects. What do you know? What are you? What can you do ? Whom do you know ? Em ployers are querying job applicants in about that order. Schools list qualities sought as follows, in order named: scholarship, char acter, adaptability, campus popularity, per sonality, athletic prowess, ability, alertness, extra-curricular activities, and dependability. Industrialists faced with larger orders that must be delivered on time, the survey reports, are stressing production rather than distribution. They are more interested in what a job applicant knows than whom he knows. Scholarship emphasis proves this point. Scholarship, mentioned 375 times, or 23.3 per cent of an aggregate of 1,610 men tions, is listed three times as often as either personality or campus popularity, about four and a half times as often as athletic prowess, and more than nine times as often as extra curricular activities. Character, although in the aggregate not mentioned as many times as scholarship, was placed first more times than all other qualifications combined. Adaptability ranked second more times than all other qualities. Dissenting slightly from the scholarship emphasis, C. G. Griffen, assistant dean of men, Georgia Tech, said that “personality and adaptability seem to be playing a more important part in the selection of men than heretofore, though high scholarship still car ries great weight. James P. Kerr, professor of business, North Central college, Naperville, 111., noted trends toward “more specific training and more winning personality.” Leo P. Kibby, dean of guidance, Ven tura, Calif.; Junior college, observed than “an unparalleled emphasis by employers is being placed upon the need for adaptability of employees to new working conditions. Em ployers belittle the notion that high academic ability assures a corresponding ability in work adjustment.” Campus activities and all around abilities elicited many comments. S. S. Von Roeder, registrar, University of San Antonio, Texas, felt that there “seems to be an increasing demand for graduates who have shown by their application to school work and partici pation in constructive campus activities that they are capable, energetic, and efficient in whatever they undertake.” “The best grad uates, according to J. M. McAnelly, director of placement, Northern State Teachers col lege, Aberdeen, S. D., get several chances for positions while the mediocre are picked for inferior positions when the good ones are gone. Selecting only campus leaders causes many good men to be overlooked, a Minnesota liberal arts college complains. —AGP Theg Sag . ~ V. C. Payne:= This column would propose a memorial to Donald Duck. In a world of hatred, tension, and violent extremes, the movie cartoon is making a tremendous contribution to national sanity. After a strenuous hour of war and espionage, selfishness and politics, peolousy and divorce, all of us welcome the sudden shift upon the movie screen to a ridiculous period dominated by Mikey Mouse, Pluto, or the little fellow looking for “wabbit twaks.” “A little nonsense now and then is relish ed by the best of men.” This little rhyme shouldn’t be taken too lightly. When we fail to see the ridiculous in our own conduct, and cease laughing at our own mistakes, we have lost an important sustaining force for keeping a spiritual bal ance. A lot of us are taking ourselves entirely too seriously. Without a doubt, a sense of humor is an excellent antidote to the inter national tension of today. Those who have seen the people under the present Nazi tyranny can not forget the tragic absence of smiling faces. One of the first bans of Hitler’s rule was the cessation of gaiety and dancing which heretofore had characterized certain sections of pre-war Europe. We do not suggest an ostrich-like blind ness to the realism of terror. We do, however, recommend the preservation of one of hu manity’s unique properties—the ability to laugh. This has been one of the things which has raised mankind above the level of beasts; the latter are not able to laugh. Truly, “a lot of us would rather be hated than laughed at,” and this is an important truth for a democratic group to remember. Heckling has destroyed the tyranny of pow erful demogogues, and a satiric wit has often helped to puncture the dangers of ignorance and stupidity. Lin Yutang once suggested that we re place our politicians and statesmen with well- known humorists. With men like Will Rogers, Steven Leacock, or Bernard Shaw sitting at an international conference table, perhaps justice and understanding would receive a greater share of the spotlight in determining post-war decisions. At a time when everyone is suggesting different tonics for a very sick world, we recall that a “merry heart doeth good like a medicine.” The World Turns On By Dr. R. W. Steen ======= The America First committee and a number of isolationist congressmen looked a bit silly last Sunday afternoon when word arrived that Hawaii and other American possessions were being bombed by Japanese planes. The isolationists had argue long and loud that it was silly to raise an army, that it was silly to build a larger navy, that it was silly to prepare for war, that it was silly to fortify Guam. They have been busily engag ed since Sunday in declaring that we must now all fight together to defend America. As a result of the defense pro gram, so greatly criticized by the isolationists, America will be much easier to defend. One Senator commented: “I am greatly surprised. I didn’t think Japan would do it.” The Sena tor talked too much. He would have been more honest if he had merely said: “I am greatly surprised. I didn’t think.” The declaration of war by Germany and Italy simply brings a known fact into the open. The alignment is now clear and un mistakable. On the one hand stand Britain and America and their allies. On the other stands a collection of international gangsters. The democracies must fight to preserve themselves and their interests; they must fight to preserve the rights of man and the democratic way of life; they must fight to restore international decency. The speed with which a number of His- panic-American states have aligned them selves with the United States, is encouraging in the extreme. Some of the larger countries have not yet declared war, but they have offered the use of naval bases and air fields to the United States, and have pledged their friendship to the American cause. There can be little doubt that the Axis powers will attempt to foster revolution in some of the Hispanic-American states as a means of crippling the American war effort. It will take careful policing on their part to guard against this danger. All will concede that the Japanese, with their surprise attack, won the first battle. In doing so they united American public opinion to such an extent that only one vote was cast against the declaration of war against Japan, and no vote was cast against the declaration of war against Germany and Italy. The task of the democracies, and Rus sia, is to make sure that they win the last battle. Remember Pearl Harbor. BtMB THE BATTALION -SATURDAY, DECEMBER 13,1941 PRIVATE BUCK By Clyde Lewis COVERING “No doubt about it, Dear. The army has made a new man of me!” BY Charlie Babcock "Backwash: An agitation resultinc from *omt action or occurrence.”—Webster Aggies in Aation We once heard, “You can find Aggies in every corner of the world, and it’s a cinch that they will be wherever the action is the thickest.” Truer words were never spok en—especially in the case of those former A. & M. students who are now on active duty in Uncle Sam’s armed forces in the Pa- Bahcock cific Ocean. Naturally, it is impossible to secure a complete roster of the Aggie fighters in the Far East, but we have been able to de termine a few names, as follows: Stationed at Clark Field, Fort Stotsenburg Philippine Islands— Captain Clarence R. Davis, ’27; Lieutenant Jack W. Kelly, ’29; Lieutenant Maxcey C. Chenault, ’37; and Lieutenant John R. Noles, ’39. Stationed at Fort William Mc Kinley, Philippine Islands—Lieu tenant Charles M. Dempwolf, ’35; Lieutenant Thomas Dooley, ’35, former yell leader; Lieutenant Charlton J. Wimer, ’39; Lieuten ant Robley D. Evans, ’40; and Lieu tenant Paul R. Gregory, ’40. Stationed at Hawaii — Captain Graham M. Hatch, Jr., ’31. • • • Statistics (Machine Methods of Accounting). The various Aggies, were polled on several questions by the class members themselves in a survey similar to the one conducted by the Institute of Public Opinion. Among the inquiries, personal and impersonal, were: How many weekends do you leave the campus each year? Average number of picture shows attended each week? Number of dates brought to the campus last year? Do you smoke? If so, what brand? It is expected that the sur vey will be completed some time after the Christmas holidays, and the results will be published at that time. This Collegiate World :ACP= Typing or writing in longhand ?eemed slow to Leon A. Danco, a Harvard freshman, so he submit ted a 2,000-word English composi tion on a home-made phonograph record. Dr. Claude M. Simpson, Jr., his instructor, gave Danco a passing grade, but forbade any repetition of the stunt. A statistical sample of Aggies “For one thing,” Simpson said, in the Schools of Agriculture and “how can you correct spelling Arts and Sciences is being com- and punctuation in a theme like piled by students in Accounting 311 this?” SEE Colgate Shop For a wide selection of gifts Thrill Her On Christmas With A Useful Gift Of Wearing Apparel • Beautiful Robes • Costume Jewelry • Pajamas • Hosiery • Bags • Gloves Bryan ' aM * AGGIES- You Want To Look Your Best When You Leave For THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS For A Truly Neat Haircut Come To AGGIELAND BEAUTY AND BARBER SHOP Across from P. O. Ph. 4-4844 campus dismoNS WITH I TOM VANN0T Brought back to Guion hall for this afternoon only is the show entitled “POT O’ GOLD” with James Stewart and Paulette God dard. Not to be overlooked are Horace Heidt and his orchestra. The story centers around the band and all their efforts to become a success with a word every now and then about Jimmy and Paul ette. The story is on the lighter side, quite enjoyable, and we must not neglect the music supplied by Horace Heidt’s orchestra. They have developed quite a reputation in the past for introducing new hits to the music world. On the more dramatic side there is “OUT OF THE FOG” at Guion hall tonight at 6:45. John Garfield is a petty racketeer who makes his living at the expense of the fishermen of Sheepshead Bay. Among them are Thomas Mitchell and his daughter, Ida Lupino. John makes love to Ida while he collects “protection” from her father. Fin ally the pressure becomes unbear- (See DISTRACTIONS, Page 4) (pampas 4-1181 LAST DAY WHAT’S SHOWING AT THE CAMPUS Saturday—“NEW YORK TOWN,” with Fred MacMur- ray, Mary Martin, and Robert Preston. Saturday prevue, Sunday, Monday—“WEEK-END IN HAVANA,” starring Alice Faye and John Payne. AT GUION HALL Saturday, 1:00 p. m.— “POT O’ GOLD,” with James Stewart, Paulette Goddard, and Horace Heidt and his orchestra. Saturday; 6:45 and 8:30— “OUT OF THE FOG,” fea turing Ida Lupino and John Garfield. Monday—“BAB MEN OF MISSOURI,” with Dennis Morgan and Jane Wyman. Paramount Presents yltVf MARTIN PRESTON Also FOX HEWS-F. D. R. ASKS COMESS TO DECURE WAR ON JAPAN. Prevue Saturday Night 11 P. M. SUNDAY — MONDAY AltCI JOHN CARMEN CESAR FAYE-PAYNE-MIRANDA ROMERO : .^TECHNICOLOR' Also Porky Pig — Stranger Than Fiction — Latest Fox News. Go in at 9 P.M. and see both the regular and the prevue on same ticket. GUION HALL SATURDAY — 1P. M. ONLY James Stewart — Paulette Goddard POT 0’ GOLD v SATURDAY — 6:45 & 8:30 .THOMAS MITCHELL-EDDIE ALBERT ® — GEORGE TOBIAS Selected Shorts MONDAY (ONLY) Bad Men of Missouri 3:30 & 6:45 “Another Dodge City”