Page 2- The Battalion STUDENT TRI-WEEKLY NEWSPAPER TEXAS A. & M. COLLEGE The Battalion, official newspaper of the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas and the eity of College Station, is published three times weekly from September to June, issued Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday mornings; also it is published weekly from June through August. Entered as second-class matter at the Post Office at College Station, Texas, under the Act of Congress of March 8, 1879. Subscription rate, $3 a school year. Advertising rates upon request. Represented nationally by National Advertising Service, Inc., at New York City, Chicago, Boston, Los Angeles, and San Francisco. Office, Room 122, Administration Building. Telephone 4-C444. Bob Nisbet Editor-in-Chief Keith Hubbard Advertising Manager George F uermanc Associate Editor Hub Johnson Sports Editor Tommy Henderson Circulation Manager Phil Golman Staff Photographer Pete Tumlinson Staff Artist J. B. Pierce Editorial Assistant T. R. Vannoy Editorial Assistant TUESDAY STAFF Bill Clarkson Managing Editor Jack Hendrick Assistant Advertising Manager Junior Editors Lee Rogers E. M. Rosenthal Sports Staff Bob Myers Assistant Sports Editor Jack Hollimon Junior Sports Editor Reportorial Staff Jack Aycock, Don Corley, J. M. Huling, Ralph Inglefield, Tom Leland, W. A. Moore, J. M. Speer, Jack Decker. THE BATTALION -TUESDAY, JANUARY 14, 1941 Interring the Ax WEDNESDAY two editors from the newspaper of the University of Texas will appear on the A. & M. campus to edit one issue of The Battalion. Originally the idea was conceived purely in the light of fun and for a novel experience. Since the issuance of the invitation the un limited possibilities that can be derived from such an event have slowly dawned into a shining sunrise. Aside from the advantage of mutual criticism and exchange of journalistic ideas, the visit can be labeled a gesture of friendship between the schools. Not that a spirit of rivalry should not exist—rival ry and competition are the basic of all human im provement—but the rivalry should be friendly riv alry. Immediately some of the more radical elements will jump to name various outrages exhibited from the opposite student body. But these outrages are not the cause of the rivalry; they are effects. Elim inate the hatred and the outrages will cease. Keen competition should have its place, but its place should be closely defined and kept in that place. The Battalion extends to the editors of The Daily Texan an invitation to edit an issue as a gesture of “burying the hatchet of hatred”. Schools of Texas and the Southwest are fighting an uphill battle for national recognition in competition with older and better known schools of the East and North. In cutting each other’s throat, the schools of the Southwest will die an ignoble death together! Feed Europe? BRITAIN’S RECENT thumbs-down on American proposals to feed Europe’s hungry has checked, but not stilled, the red-hot argument raging here. A representative statement of the case is found :ln the editorial columns of the Harvard Crimson. The Crimson holds that outside relief is urgently necessary. “The most promising proposal made so iar,” continues the Crimson, “is that of Herbert Hoover. His idea is to let the occupied countries buy foodstuffs here with their liquid assets now in this country, and carry it home in their own ships. Add ed to this would be the food contributed by numer ous charities. If at any time it appeared that the food was going to Germany, the shipments could be halted immediately. Negotiations would have to be undertaken by the state department with British and German representatives. Upon the shoulders of the recalcitrant party would rest the responsibility for whatever calamities may eventuate from a food less Europe.” A new and interesting slant is given by the Princetonian, which believes it would be to the ad vantage of this country to check famine in Europe. The Princetonian reasons that “the revolution against Naziism on the continent must be waged by a powerful underground democratic movement or ganized and equipped by Britain and provisioned by America. Once the people of Europe who still cher ish the ideals of freedom feel that behind them stand not only the armed might of Britain but the moral and material support of the United States, the fierce indignation which they must feel against their oppressors will be translated into positive ac tion. They will refuse to be crushed to earth, and united will resume the fight against uniformed men.” At the University of Wisconsin the Daily Card inal adds its viewpoint, as follows: “Opponents of Mr. Hoover’s plan claim that by not allowing food to pass through the blockade, the danger of revolution would be increased and the cause of freedom helped that much more. However, the latter make two as sumptions which may or may not be correct. They assume first that the subject people CAN revolt. The Nazi machine and Herr Hitler and his secret police are something the world has* never seen be fore. Secondly, the opponent of Mr. Hoover’s plan has to assert that he, safe in a free country which would definitely suffer from a Nazi victory, can conscientiously require the innocent people in central Europe to die of starvation so that the form of government which he thinks best may survive.” A contrasting view is expressed in the Washing ton university Student Life: “It’s the old question of ends and means. Does the end — the salvation of British Democracy and thus the defeat of totali tarian anti-democracy, of the new revolution—^justi fy the means—the use of starvation as a part of economic warfare, as a legitimate weapon of mod ern war? Can we be callous and let children suffer while keeping alive the principals we cherish? Or should we be merciful, allowing Hitler to keep the conquered nations in line, helping him in the race with time, possibly destroying all chance of free ing these same children from a lifetime of submis sion to the new master-race, and subjecting even more people (including ourselves) to the iron rule?” It would appear from a survey of these and other editorial opinions that the preponderance of America’s serious-minded collegians believe there is an obligation to provide food, IF it can be estab lished that such a show of mercy will not be turned to the military advantage of the Nazis. —Associated Collegiate Press BACKWASH h George fueriMim “Backwash: An agitation raanlting from some action or occurrence."—Webster. The Collegiate Review Hallie Harris, supervisor of janitors at the Uni versity of Kansas, estimates that in 14 years he has climbed 5,880 steps, or a total of 742 miles. The new $30,000 henhouses at the University of Connecticut are steamheated and termite-proof, with electric lights, hot and cold running water and automatic fountains. Temple university has 559 NYA students. Living alumni of Dartmouth totaled 19,500 at the last count. North Dakota university and North Dakota Agricultural college have been football rivals since 1894. —Associated Collegiate Press Man, Your Manners By I. SHERWOOD Manners in Business EMILY POST SAYS, “A business organization is, or should be, like a military one.” In that case A. & M. furnishes the best qualities in its graduates for employers and employees. Etiquette would not seem to be very important in business and yet no man can tell when the know ledge of it may be to his advantage or the lack of it react seriously against him. THE EMPLOYER: An employer who receives his customers in shirt sleeves, remains seated when he speaks to a lady, who does not take off his hat or remove his cigar when talking to her, may never know how bad an impression he has made. In some of the most important business con cerns we are apt to find the greatest courtesy shown us by its executives. And it is very often noted that in the same office several assistants have been chosen for the same quality. No one will do his best in an organization un less he feels he is being shown courteous treatment nor will he be courteous if courtesy is not extended him. It will preserve the dignity of an organization if the employer does not call employees by their first names or permit them to use his. (This is not so important in a small organization.) It is not necessary for an executive to rise for a woman employee, but he should go forward to greet anyone else who enters his office; he should offer his hand to any man who comes to his of fice whether he is a prospective customer, friend, or stranger. THE EMPLOYEE: It is wise to maintain an attitude of friendly formality toward your boss. If he is good-natured, don’t take advantage of him. It is not necessary to rise for a superior if ^do ing so will interrupt your work or seem excessively polite. Respect the value of time. Also be thrifty with office supplies. Avoid using the phone for personal calls, and don’t let your family and friends interrupt your work. Tact, courtesy, and self-control are very im portant qualities for employees to have. Respect your employer’s confidences and pri vacy. His home and business activities should not be discussed with others. Likewise, keep your own affairs to yourself. If you are ambitious, call attention to yourself only by doing your work well. Give suggestions when they are requested. As the World Turns... By DR. R. W. STEEN THE TEXAS LEGISLATURE meets today for its bienniel session. It faces about the same problems that the legislature faced two years ago, and for the reason that the previous legislature failed to find solutions to them. It is to be hoped that the pre sent body will be more successful than its predeces sor, and that it will not have to set a new length of session record in order to achieve this success. To begin with there is a little matter of a $25,- 000,000 deficit in the general fund. The deficit has been the most regular occupant of the treasury since 1926, and during the fourteen years it has been with the state it has grown with discouraging regularity. It is difficult to rid the state of this unwelcome guest because of new demands that are constantly being made upon the treasury. The old age pension question will again occu py much of the time of both houses. Many legisla tors campaigned on a program of more liberal pen sions, while the governor’s attitude is well known. There will be numerous efforts to liberalize the pension law, and to increase the amount paid to each person on the rolls. Many legislators will fa vor both proposals, but they will first have to solve the problem of finance. A well rounded pension pro gram will cost far more than Texas is now spend ing. A somewhat similar problem is presented by the Teachers Retirement program. A retirement system was set up several years ago, and many teachers have made regular deposits since that time, but the state has not yet matched the deposits as it is supposed to do. The legislature will also devote some time to the matter of a state office building. State offices now occupy the capitol building, the education building, the land office building, and the highway office building. In addition, state offices occupy space for which the state pays rents of about $50,000 per year. It is argued by many that the only proper solution is a state office building. The legislature will doubtless consider many new tax proposals. The fact remains that the only way to spend more money is to raise more. The governor is doubtless still committed to the trans action tax. An income tax will probably be pro posed, and proposals for increased taxes on natur al resources will doubtless make their appearance. Advance option seems to be that the legislature ■will attempt to raise an additional $10,000,000 or $15,000,000 annually by taxation. The problem is how to do it. .... The Way of Things . . . The corps’ famed mascot, Reveille, isn’t the only dog on the campus who has attained the mythical Who’s Who of Dogdom. The rags-to-riches story concerning the life of one Buck skin is a tale which could even make a Horatio Alger yarn blush with envy. Latest of Buckskin’s feats is her ability to open a package of break fast food in record time and consume Fnermann the contents there of in nothing-flat. One morning last week, while paying her thrice- daily visit to the A. & M. mess hall system, Buckskin downed 11 packages of the morning food in four minutes. Buckskin, however, is living under an assumed flag. At least three pictures of the can ine usurper appeared in Dallas newspapers previous to the Cotton Bowl game in which she was labled as the Aggie mascot. Rev’s indig nation was boundless when she was informed of the tyranny, and all attempts at arbitration are as fruitless as those of the current in ternational muddlings. “It’ll have to be a fight to the finish,” Rev growled . . .Another near-tradi tion where campus dogdom is con cerned is a small, black Scottie with a flare for swimming. Water polo and swimming coaches Art Adamson and Spike White are hard- put to keep the persistant mam mal out of the swimming pool but, despite their combined efforts, the animal occasionally gets in the pool. . .For the first time in its thus far two-year history, Backwash receives a guest writer Thursday when Boyd Sinclair, editor of the Daily Texan, takes over for a day. Watch for an excellent column. . . A survey made by Dr. Raymond Walter, president of the Univers ity of Cincinnati, shows that Texas A. & M. is one of the few ma jor colleges whose enrollment has been on the upgrade in recent years. A. & M. needs only one more stu dent to vie with Michigan State for the distinction of being the nation’s second largest agricultur al college. Iowa State comes first with an enrollment of 6488. Dr. Walter’s survey credited A. & M. with 6391 students. Actually, how ever, the peak figure for the cur rent session was 6548—even more than Iowa State is credited with. • • • Backwashin’ A little known fact about A. & M.’s popular Commandant, Lt. Col. James A. Watson, concerns his ser ious illness during the Noel holi day period. An influenza victim— which developed into pneumonia —sulfanilamide was administered at a time when it was thought that his hours were numbered. Incident ally, The Houston Post will soon carry an exclusive story on the life of Col. Watson, a life which has been as full of adventure and ex citement as a Dumas thriller . . . The college’s former Commandant and P. M. S. & T., Col. George F. Moore, was recently promoted to the rank of brigadier Gener al. The now-General Moore, inci dentally, is highly regarded in military circles and many look for still another promotion for him in the near future. . . D. C. Thur man, describing the flu-preven tion qualities of onions: “Onions have a number of ways of pre venting flu. Perhaps chief among these are their crowd-preventing characteristics!” . . . Post office of ficials point out that more than 200 letters and post cards have been mailed since September with out even being addressed . . . Ben Duffie, a Houston sophomore, bow- and-arrowed a jack rabbit on the run at 35 paces Sunday. W. F. Gibson, Sam H. Wheeler and fresh man Howard Schepp were eye-wit nesses to the unusual event . . . The Battalion’s article on the cur rent ASCAP-BMl feud will begin in Thursday’s issue—first article in a series of three . . . William Lloyd Garrison had the following to say about Texas in his Liber ator in 1842: “Texans are a gang of land speculators, horse thieves and nasty desperadoes!” . . .Cul ture—meaning the College Station matron who recently walked into a local eatery and asked, “Have ya got anything f jt to eat in this dump?” . . . Longhorn Managing Editor Morton R 0 binson has pre dicted that spectacle producer Billy Rose will be ashed to select the Vanity Fair beauties if Hollywood’s Demille refuses. • % • Cantor The ace American humorist, Ed die Cantor, has a stock of ready made stories which he uses in a pinch “because they never fail me.” Tops in the list is the one which concerns a hillbilly who had heard that the job of watchman at a railroad crossing was open. “You’ll have to undergo a strict examination,” the man in charge said. “Ask me anything,” bragged the hillbilly. “All right,” spoke up the exam iner. “Suppose you are at the crossing and two trains are com ing along 60 miles an hour—head on. What would you do?” “Waall, I’d blow m’ whistle.” “Yes, but supposing your whis tle was out of order.” “I’d always wear a red shirt and I’d take it off and flag the train.” “Let’s say this happened at night.” “Then I’d swing m’ lantern.” “But suppose you had no oil in your lantern.” “In that case,” said the hill billy, “I’d call m’ sister.” “Your sister? What for?” “I’d just say to her, ‘Come on down, sis, and see the goldurndest wreck you ever saw in all your life!’ ” • • • The Butlers They’re Bill and O. D., both Ag gie-exes, both stewards in the larg est dining hall system in the world, and both are doing an excellent job if you want to believe their boss, J. C. Hotard. The MOVIE REVIEW column is no more. But this does not mean that the shows currently playing at the local theaters aren’t going to be reviewed in The Battalion; it is just the fact that the scope of the column is to be enlarged. This new column, under the head as shown above, has received its title on the theory that students came to school here primarily for an education and things that di vert the student from that aim are CAMPUS DISTRACTIONS. This includes about any form of or ganized entertainment which at tracts general attention and which anyone is allowed to attend. So this new column will still mainly cover the local shows because they are the most important and most common form of entertainment for people on the campus. Also includ ed however will be Town Hall programs when they appear, in teresting lectures, musical pro grams, minor sports events, or anything which distracts a stu dent’s mind from what the profes sors think he ought to be studying. Unfortunately, some of the most attractive campus distractions can not be covered such as giving the latest news from Uncle Ed’s or that the records on the nickelo deon at the Avalon have been changed, or they have started sell ing a new brand of brew at Frank lin’s. This information will still be up to the student to find out for himself, but any form of organiz ed entertainment on the campus will be revued and an opinion ren dered for what it is worth. The idea in reviewing an event will be to give the general type of entertainment offered, how well it is presented, the atmosphere, and prominent points of interest in the opinion of the columnist. Naturally (Continued on Page 4) J 1 < They Will Note Your Neatness Wise men keep their hair well groomed. Our work will do the same for you. Y. M. C. A. and VARSITY BARBER SHOP * / EXPERT REPAIRS Let Us Fix Your Radio EXPERT RADIO REPAIR WORK STUDENT CO-OP North Gate Phone 4-4114 r That’s O. D. on the left swing ing the ax and Bill is doing the holding. Sbisa Hall claims Bill and Duncan gets O. D. As stew ards, in case you aren’t informed in these matters, Bill and O. D. act as general managers of their respective mess halls. WHATS SHOWING AT THE ASSEMBLY HALL Tuesday 3:30 & 6:45— “HAUNTED HONEY MOON,” featuring Robert Montgomery, Constance Cummings and Leslie Banks. Wednesday 3:30 & 6:45— “MOON OVER BURMA,” with Dorothy Lamour, Rob ert Preston and Preston Fos ter. AT THE CAMPUS Tuesday — “GAMBLING ON THE HIGH SEAS,” with Wayne Morris, Jane Wyman, Roger Pyron and Gilbert Roland. Wednesday—“DOWN AR GENTINE WAY,” starring Don Ameche, Betty Grable, Carmen Miranda and Char lotte Greenwood. MID-TERM IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER 14 Complete Course Outlines All important data clearly presented for your convenience. Covers all material that you will have on those letter quizes. Students have found these outlines help ful in the past. LOUPOTS TRADING POST NORTH GATE CAMPUS 15£ to 5 p.m.—20c after Today Only Wed. - Thurs. Assembly Hall LAST DAY — 3:30 & 6:45 “HAUNTED HONEYMOON” with Robt. Montgomery - Constance Cummings Selected Shorts — News WED. - THURS. — 3:30 & 6:45 JU tOVE AFFAIR 1 Dorothy Lamour Robert Preston Preston Foster MOON OVER BURMA A » -A • * »