n t 4 ... - ■. K * k T * y f= A * t • * y HO."HUB" JOHNSON BATTALION SPORTS EDITOR Tradition or Common Sense? New Location For Yell Practice In last Saturday’s Battalion there appeared an article as to the change of the place for yell prac tices. The time has at last come, in fact, it has been here for the last two or. three years for a new place to be chosen. Traditions have recently found that they alone do not rule the spirit of Aggieland. The sugges tion made by Buster seems to be one well worth recognizing. It was suggested that a permanent struc ture be erected equiped with lights Believe/t or Noil 8^ FRED A. 0IRCHA\ORE University of Georgia Graduate WAS NEARLY EATEN ALIVE E>Y AT/GER AS HE LAY ALONE AND EXHAUSTED IN M WILDS 0F&URNA. 50PPENLY THAT MAN-EATING TIGER PELL DEAD BESIDE HIM/ FRED LIVED TOTELL WHY IN HIS EXCIIING NEW BOOK.“AROUNPIHEWORLD ON A BICYCLE." BUT WAFT- ^ SOON THEREAFrER.THlSPARING YOUNG CYCLIST WAS BARELY SAVED FROM DROWNING WHEN HIS BAMBOO RAFTCAPSIZED IN A SWIFT, SWOLLEN JUNGLE STREAM IN A WILD ANIMIST TRIBAL COUNTRY. "“MW CAMERA,FILMSANDALLOTHER EQUIPMENT WERE RUINEOEWRCTETHePARKER PEN COMPANY,. “BUT MY MOST VALUABLE ASSET WAS UNHARMED/ THIS WAS HUNDREDS ofPAGESofNOTESON MV RARE ADVENTURES-WRITTEN WITH PARKER PERMANENT Qui'/l/t THAT I BOUGHT IN ATHENS, G A. WHEN I STARTED OUT. “AS SOON AS IREACHEDANAT/VE HUTAM DRIED THE WATER -SOAKED PAGES.I FOUND THE/R CONOfTION PERFECT-HOTA SMEAR ON A SINGLE PAGE. MY PARKER PEN HAD NEVER ONCE FAILED ME. AND NOW PARKER PERMANENT QiM/lArlN A CRISIS THAT! DIDN'T THINK ANY INK COULD STAND- CAMETHROUGH IOO°f° n __ Parker wink Does what MO OTHER IMK CANDO/ itpries3i% QUICKER THAN AVERAGE OH PAPER- YET DOES NOT DRY M YOUR PEN. IT CLEANSESIYOOR PEN AS IF WRITES. A PARKEROR ANY OTHER PEN-DIGESTS MiO DISSOLVES DEPOSITS LEFT By PEN-CLOGGING INKS. TWO KINDS - PERMANENTanD WASHABLE - Both in rich, brilliantcolors-neyer water/ ANDNEVERGUMMY. GETPARKERQuEnA FROM ANY STORE SELLING INK-15 <,ano254-AND YOUR PEN WILLWORKUKEACHARM, ‘Reg. U. S. Pit. Offi Relieve/t oriVbt/ Robert X. — and public address system. The public address system plan ned to be used is one that would allow the yell leaders to walk, crawl, jump, or do what they might choose on the platform and still pick up every word. Our only hope that there won’t be any chance for one to attach a record ing system without warning. After September of ’41 the houses in that vicinity will be nil and this would leave even a bet ter place for the corps for years to come. The old football season seemed to open a bit more this past week end with a few games being play ed in the Southwest although no conference teams competed. Cowboy Murray Evans of the Hardin Simmons eleven again took the credit for the win from the Centenary Gents as his trained toe placed the skin accurately through the uprights. Last year the West Texas team won 7 to 6 with Evans converting. Saturday they won again with Evans kicking a field W. J. Douglas, Jr. INSURANCE AGENCY General Insurance Commerce Bldg Phone Bryan 160 Expert Watch , Repairing and Engraving Jewelry Repairing and Stone Setting CALDWELL Jewelry Store Bryan BLUEBIRD and VICTOR New Record Releases ★ “I Wouldn’t Take a Million” “Fifth Avenue” Glenn Miller & Orchestra “Looking For Yesterday” “I Wouldn’t Take a Million” Tommy Dorsey & Orchestra “The Sergeant Was Shy” “Ring Dem Bells” Charlie Barnett & Orchestra “Ferry Boat Serenade” Til Get Along (As Long As I Have You) The Four King Sisters ★ HASWELL’S Book Store BRYAN — JC.PENNEYC0 “AGGIE ECONOMY CENTER” UNIFORMS ADD SUPPLIES Bryan, Texas SMU Primes For Journey To Rose Bowl 22 Lettermen Fill First-String Posts By Charlie Babcock Ever since the Rose Bowl gates were locked after that frightful game with Stanford on the first day of 1936, the rampaging S. M. U. Mustangs have been denied con quest and championship. For four long, lean years, the Ponies have missed the Southwest Conference trophy, but the Methodist loyals are claiming that 1940 will be dif ferent. Already the chant is be ing boomed around Dallas that S. M. U. is the team that will stop the champion Aggies. They can do it, for Coach Matty Bell turned up this fall with a wealth of material up front as well as in the backfield. And that material played pretty fair ball in 1939. Out of twenty-two lettermen re turning, five veterans will be sta tioned at the wing, posts. This flock of ends is headed by Roland Goss, the rip-snorting end who set the league on fire last year as a sophomore. Goss should prove to be one of the best terminal men in America this year. His asso ciate lettermen at the same posi tion this season will be Baccus, 180 pounds; Collins, 185 pounds; Keeton, 170 pounds; and Tunnell, ISO pounds. The big boys at the tackle posi tions are lettermen Barnett, Har ris, and Pasqua. Next to these three men will be lettermen Bianchi, DuVall, Fawcett, and Limes, all at the guard slots. Ray Pope, Grandview center, has a job on his hands keeping rough and tough Charles McGaffey, Port Arthur junior, on the No. 2 team, but Pope, two year letterman, is in the fore and looks like he will have a great senior year. Ray Mallouf, faster than ever and about as easy to handle as boil ed okra, has been doing his half back chores in pleasing fashion, turning in several sensational scampers in early scrimmage. Preston Johnston, leading Pony punter, has also been cutting plenty of capers in early combating, show ing tremendous power in his run ning. With Mallouf and Johnston in the first line of backs are Bobby Brown, senior from San Angelo, and Will Mullenweg, who was con sidered the most potent path-clear- er in the conference last fall. Brown is calling signals for the No. 1 bunch and is looking improv ed with his blocking and ball car rying. Mullenweg has been show ing up fine as line backer. Behind these four mainstays are five valuable lettermen backs, namely, Clement, Elden, Geise, Mc Clain, and Young. Yes sir, you can look forward to a great season for the Ponies. They have the ability, spirit, and hustle. Watch ’em go. goal late in the fourth quarter to end the game 15 to 13. The Gents recently lost seven or eight of their regular players due to the calling of the National Guard. Coach Puny Wilson who last year carried his team to Houston to disgrace the Rice Owls opened the Sam Houston State Teachers’ season with a 32 to 6 win over Trinity University of Waxahachie. With the sophomores composing half of the 32 men Louisiana State University used in their game against the Louisiana Tech, they turned back their opponents and carried off the game 39 to 7. In the professional leagues Slingin’ Sammy Baugh and Dandy Dick Todd stood out as the Wash ington Redskins tromped Kay Eakin and the New York Giants 21 to 7. Todd set out 76 yards to score on a long run. Texas A & I Javelinas . . . . Here is the first for the Aggie eleven and the twelfth man, Coach Bud McCallum’s A. & I. Javelinas. Bottom Row: 72 Cecil Evans, Mirando City; 62 J. W. Helms, Childress; 65 Maurice Taylor, El Campo; 75 Sam Hawks, Sabinal; 52 Marris Reese, Yoakum; 55 Robert Jones, Bryan; 60 Francis Mattingly, Bee- ville; 70 Stewart Clarkson, Corpus Christi; 80 Wallace Franks, Corpus Christi; 61 Tuger Hall, Terrell. Second Row: 66 Darrel Ring, Pharr; 78 Dick Brannon, Milford; 67 Leonard Hasenstab, Austin; 59 Jack Rucker, McAllen; 54 J. D. Hilliard, Orange; 54 Carl Dillon, Beaumont; 81 Jack Gerdes, El Campo; 57 Melvin Bear, Comanche; 73 Elmo Hilburn, Poteet; 69 Roscoe Maris, McAllen; 76 Bill Terry, Sour Lake. Top Row: Line Coach Cal Jewett; 50 John Hayes, Goliad; P. White, Kingsville; 58 A1 Dowgillio, Aus tin; Lynn Smith, George West; 64 Taylor Cage, Bishop; 77 Russell Jensen, Austin; 79 Everett Stephens, C hildress; Coach A. Y. McCallum. Foster Watkins one time of West Texas Teachers placed Little Davie O’Brien in the shade as he threw his arm away in vain with the Cleveland Rams defeating the Philadelphia Rams 21 to 13. BATTALION. TUESDAY, SEPT. 24 PAGE 3 Williamson Picks Texas A&I As Number Six Team In The Nation By Paul B. Williamson The Kentucky Colonels stand as the No. 1 team of the nation after the first big week of 1940 football in which dark horses kick ed up a crazy stampede. The Colonels backed their Wil liamson System dark horse rating by trouncing the reportedly strong Ohio conference Baldwin-Wallace Yellowjackets 59-7. Although the System expected fine things of Kentucky it’s doubtful that even the Colonel’s most enthusiastic fans imagined such a decisive victory over the Yellowjackets. That was just a case > of the strong Southeastern conference against a weaker northern circuit. We figured the Southeast teams better, but not by the margin in dicated on the Kentucky-Baldwin- Wallace score. To the last team, the Southeastern conference was consistent for the System last week. Three phantom teams that upset the System in the crazy stampede were Texas A. & I., North Carolina State and the San Marcos Teachers of Texas. The Javelinas of A. & I. blanked the Spartans of San Jose State 10 to 0, the first time in 40 games All freshmen interested in play ing “fish” football are to report to Coach Hub McQuillan Wednes day afternoon at 3 o’clock. Varsity Tennis players will meet tonight after supper for a short meeting on the second floor of the «Y” since 1937 that the Spartans fail ed to score. A. & I. held the Spar tans to their closest victory last year, 9 to 0, and came back to polish them off this season. Any team that can upset a squad coached by the Veteran Pop War ner and Den Winkleman bears watching. There’s plenty money in Kleberg county, Texas, that says the Javelinas from the big King ranch will take the highly-touted Texas Aggies. The crippled, mobilization-de pleted Wolfpack of North Caro lina State came out snarling like treed panthers to blank the favor ed Indians of William and Mary 16 to 0. By any process of calcu lation the Indians rated the nod over the Wolfpack, and some of the sectional sports writers were ex pecting Coach Carl Voyles con- (Continued on Page 4) ANSWER TO TODAY’S BRAIN TWISTER Brown—Old Golds—3. Green—Luckies—20. White—Kools—6. Black—Chesterfield—15. O’Reilly—Camels—8. ANSWER TO SATURDAY’S BRAIN TWISTER The solution to the farmer’s problem is a simple 1, 2, 3 algebra problem involving the use of si multaneous equations. By inspec tion we note that the ages 52 for the farmer and 39 for his wife fit the requirements, and mathema tics bears out this conclusion. Vo you take this ■Slide'll as vour lawfully-vvedcW I ' hglfr mate -fop fife ? E. W. Hooker announced this past week that all unsold tickets to the A. & M.-Tulsa game would be returned to the San Antonio Chamber of Commerce September 29. There are still a good number of choice seats left for the Aggies. The tax is $2.20. BEFORE YOU TAKE THE PLUNGE . . . READ it*s ni Moiiors.. IT’S HELPFUL . . IT’S FREE “How to Choose a Slide Rule” by DON* IIKHOLD Choosing a Slide Rule is a lot like getting married, because you are going to hare it for a long, long time. That’s why you just must read this masterful book by that old slide rule slider, Don Herold. It is written in simple, salty lan guage and profusely illustrated by the master himself. It takes the mystery out of slide rules for all time. "How to Choose a Slide Rule” is free—if you get yours before the first edition runs out. See your campus K & E dealer at once. EST. 1867 KEUFFEL & ESSER CO. NEW YORK —HOBOKEN, N. J. CHICAGO • ST. LOUIS SAN FRANCISCO • LOS ANGELES • DETROIT • MONTREAL Flats, seedbeds, and potting soil are now sterilized simply and quick ly with chloropicrin, once the ‘tear gas’ of warfare. Treating soil to destroy harmful organisms is mere ly a matter of giving the slightly dampened area a shot or two from a bottle into which a small appli cator ‘needles’ the gas below the surface. Meetings of Participants In Minor Sports Announced There will be a meeting of all minor sports captains or their representatives in room 63 Law Hall immediately after yell prac tice Thursday night. This meeting is being held in an effort to bring the minor sports to the front at A. & M. and it is extreme ly important that all sports be represented. There will also be a meeting of the Varsity Tennis Squad tonight after supper on the second floor of the ‘Y’. Drinks - Tobacco Pipes - Candy and Sandwiches • Refresh yourself at our fountain at our conven ient location. 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