PAGE 4 "Fish Sergeant," Book About A. &M., To Be Published Soon Virginia Military Institute has"fDepartment, its “Biother Rat,” Culver has its Aggie “Tom Brown,” and now the largest military school of its kind in the •world is coming into its own with a book concerning activities be hind its walls. Although not a novel, the book is composed of letters that any member of the “Fish” class might write home to friends and par ents during the year, bringing in the traditions of the school as well as a chronological history of this school year. The very appropriate title of “Fish Sergeant” has been select ed for the book by its author, John O. Pasco, a graduate assist ant in the Mechanical Engineering for the Pasco, who is not an except by adoption, hails from Kentucky, and there’s a very curious tale as to why he came to Texas A. & M. and also why he wrote the book. This past summer Pasco was working at the New York World’s Fair demonstrating an automatic coal stoker, when he and several friends noticed that most of the good-looking girls who visited their exhibit were from Texas. “Good- loodiing girls up East are a rarity, and you notice any that are beau tiful,” Pasco relates. He had made application in March for a posi tion at Texas A. & M., and one day going home on the subway he had the opportunity to talk to a Texas girl and find out about the place. On the subway were a group of Southern belles, members of some delegation from Texas, who had on boots and typical Texas regalia. In answer to his questions about the school, Pasco was told that all he needed to rate in Texas was to be a gradu ate of Texas A. & M. That was enough to satisfy him. Next day he mailed the five months delayed application. Result: he’s teaching in the Mechanical Engi neering Department now and likes the school so well he has written and is publishing a book concern ing it. The book is going to the printers this week apd should be be available before the end of school. The selling price will de pend up the number published, but will in no case exceed $1.00 per copy. “Fish Sergeant” concerns a fish who enrolled in Texas A. & M. in September, 1939, and follows his activities by letters from that time Graduate We feature the best makes in watches. HAMILTON - ELGIN GRUEN ... as low as $24.75 15 Jewels Gifts like this last for ever, and their quality is a part of them! A na tionally known time piece. We have a wide variety of gifts that you have been looking for. Every thing new in Aggie Jew elry. 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Qualified young Americans between the ages of 20 and 27 make up the corps of Flying Cadets at Randolph Field, the “West Point of the Air”. While in training each Flying Cadet receives $75 per month, uniform, board and lodging, medical care and all other necessary services. Movies Misrepresent True College Life Showing Only Frivolous Side Stage and screen versions of col-'f lege life are largely responsible for the many illusions about college which are acquired by high school students. Naturally, movie producers in clude in their productions only those phases of college life which appeal to movie fans. They play up spectacular football games, proms, bull sessions, mis chievous escapades, and “boy meets girl” episodes. Dramatized class room scenes show students sleep ing or writing letters while eccen tric professors expatiate upon bor ing subjects. Picture and stage products no ticeably ignore the book reports and themes and notebooks which are always due, the hours which must be spent in the library poring over research books and diction aries, the close attention which must be given to professors in the classroom, the sleepless nights of studying before exams, and the anxious waiting for the 10-hour list to be posted. through the year. The compila tion of letters not only tells the traditions of A. & M. as they im press the freshman, but because of its form, is also a chronological history of the activities of this year. Elmer Hook, “Fish” Hook to Aggies, writes about his first night on the campus, his election to the “honored” position of fish sergeant, the resulting scraps in which he is involved, the corps trip to Fort Worth, and the Band trip to Arkansas. “Fish” Hook is remarkably impressed by the Armistice Day ceremony and a trip to Denton. He tells in his letters about football games, the Sugar Bowl Game and New Orleans, the Bonfire, Christmas Party, Corps Dances, Final Review, and numer ous other incidents and traditions of the college. The book makes a good history of this year’s activi ties for any Aggie, and into the history is woven the traditions and atmosphere which makes A. & M. the school it is. It will make read ing for all Aggies, and would be a good guide to friends and non- Aggies. Pasco based the events related in his book on some of the activities reported to him by his freshman mechanical engineers and on var ious news items appearing in The Battalion and other publications. He has thus succeeded in captur ing the spirit of A. & M. in this manner, as actually presented by freshmen and student publications. Pasco hails from Kentucky, where he got his B. S. degree in M. E. in the University of Ken tucky. Since then he has worked for the Chesapeake and Ohio Rail way, as an engineer, until the summer of 1939. Last summer he worked at the World’s Fair and decided to come to Texas after the incident related. The military part of A. & M. is not entirely new to Pasco, as he holds a com mission received upon graduation from Kentucky. The book will contain 125 pages with 10 illustrations by Gertrude Babcock, the artist who painted the murals recently completed in the Agricultural Engineering Build ing. Aggie True Story Contest Progressing The contest recently announced by Walter Sullivan is reported to be progressing as favorably as can be expected. The idea behind the contest, as was stated in the pre vious announcement, is to gather material for a book to be entitled “Interesting Experiences of Texas Aggies”. Essentially the stories must be true, and the experience must have occurred since the stu dent’s first matriculation at A. & M. Any type of experience can be considered as eligible, and all will be judged by an impartial commit tee solely on genuine interest. All experiences should be turned in to Sullivan (Box 764, campus), who is offering $10.00 and $5.00 for the first and second best as judged by the committee. At present many students of the English Department are entering the contest; Sullivan wants it known that all Aggies (present and “ex”) are welcome to become contestants. The contest closes May 10. Men Who Are Men Is What Gals Want PORTALES, N. M.—(AGP)— Whether or not it is true, as some one has written, that “women are making gigolos, lounge lizzards and dress-maker models of men,” it is one hundred per cent true that both men and women at Eastern New Mexico College prefer men who are mannerly. This is the conclusion drawn from personality survey of likes and dislikes of students enrolled in general psy chology courses conducted by Mrs. Lou Berkness. Each student checked 30 person ality traits of a person liked and disliked, both of their own and the opposite sex. Women voted one hundred per cent for men who were friendly, honest, and intelligent. Cheerfulness is a necessary trait for men and women, too, if the vote of the men students is an in dicator of preference; and cer tainly the “beautiful but dumb” maid is not the popular one for the men. Eighty-five per cent of the men like an intelligent girl and fifty per cent admit that THE best girl is not beautiful. Men are almost unanimous in their choice of the girl who is en tertaining, generous, and loyal. While men prefer women who are cheerful, they also demand the same quality among friends of their own sex. Women demand one hundred per cent loyalty from their sex. Neither men nor women like one who is rude, the survey showed. West Virginia University will have 21 visiting instructors from as many colleges at its summer ses sions. First atom-smasher at a wom an’s college is being installed at Smith. Heads Permian Basin Aggies A. B. Knickerbocker, ’21 Arthur B. Knickerbocker, ’21, of Odessa, is president of the Permian. Basin A. & M. Club in that area, and in his spare time owner of the Knickerbocker Construction Company. He and Mrs. Knicker bocker and their two children have recently completed a beautiful new home in Odessa. The Permian Basin A. & M. Club takes in enough territory in that part of Texas to comprise a state of its own and meets monthly. Oth er officers include E. A. Crites, ’22, of Crane; Steve Debnam, ’26, of Midland, vice presidents; and Del- vin Brockett, ’34, Odessa, secretary- treasurer. The following men are directors of the club and represent the club in their respective localities: E. V. Spence, ’ll, Big Spring; W. B. Harkrider, .’20, Midland; T. J. Dwyer, ’12, Odessa; R. G. Holley, ’33, Crane; J. M. Orman, ’32, Iraan; D. B. Courville, ’27, Wickett; L. G. Winder, ’28, Wink; P. C. 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More than 100 directors with their wives, of the 150 directors of the association, are expected to be on hand for the three-day pro gram. President T. O. Walton and Col. Ike Ashburn will act as hosts for the college. The primary reason for the visit of the directors to A. & M. College is to inspect the new wool scour ing plant which is being installed on the second floor of the Textile Building. The association has al ways maintained a keen interest in the scouring plant at A. & M. College and fostered the movement to form the new wool scouring plant and to obtain the expensive equipment for it. The new plant, as was the old, is under the man agement of S. P. Davis, range ani mal husbandryman of the • Texas Experiment Station. The directors are expected to ar rive on Thursday, October 17, and will be entertained with a program that night. 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