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Nov. 21—Tues., Wed. & Thurs.
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Mother <examining dauffhtrr’r wardrobe): Did you fro
.to that dance last night, daar?
Daughter: No, mother*; I ripped that shoulder strap play
ing tennis.
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If every boy in the United States could read every girTs
mind, the gasoline consumption would drop off &<) per cent.
Slicker: What are you twisting that mule’s tail for?
Rube: He ain’t got no self-starter, so I gotta crank him
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Frosh: What is the date, please? \
Prof: Never mind the date. The examination is more im-
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Frosh: But I wanted to have something right on my ^
paper.
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“This new vest I bought is tighter than my skin!**
“Nonsense It couldn’t be.”
“Yes it is! I can sit down in my skin, but not in this
vest.’*
. Hr: Isn’t your mother afraid to let you go out alouc
in that gown?
She: Oh, no. She know* I won’t be alone tong in thi-
gown!**
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Ginger Rogers
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5th AVENUE GIRL
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James Allison & Walter Connolly
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ADMISSION
Matinee—
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Children IOr
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Adult* 25# -
Children 1 Or „ > j
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I^et’s Take Those Steers
THANKSGIVING DAV
CAMPUS CLEANERS
“Over Exchange Store"
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