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My trpi
TWO FINGERS
’pu^t is on her rscstion,
trp^t*s awau fpr a week.
My trpudt us in her vaearion '
wirile these damb keys pley hude
and >*««•].
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Bren BucW bting back
Oy, bnilff barj mub Onnie to me
ti me;
BHAng b-Uj. be-ng bica,
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dabit-dubit-dabit-dabit
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Pi Phi: j*T was up every night till
four durirfe vacation.**
Chi O: pThat’s nothing. I went to ‘
bed with fhe milkman every morainic
during mme!”
, F I —Siren
DICTATED ■OT NOT READ
"Noar, Mias Blog,*’ boomed Jasper
W. Whurtle. Of
Laundry Co., to
M I want you to
you write a
Whirlwind
stenographer,
that when
I want it written
r
Wyatt’s Flower
as dicttnd.and not the way you might
be used to writing them. Under-
hMddltn .»Jj
"Yea, air."
«AR|ntM' , tikdj a letter."
A day later. Mr O. i! Squixz, of the
Squiaa Flexible Soap and Equipment
Company, received the following:
K. or A^ J. something—see
what th#.devil the old cod*, r’a name
M ^idn^hint of the Squiaa—I would
n't give g dog hat nan*—Flexible
Soap CeMFftfcy—the <*♦"» gyps—Chi
cago that'* in Illinois, ain’t it?"
|Mr^ Squiaa: You are a helluva
business man. No,' start over. He*s a
crook b^t;! cant insult him or the
bum will sue me. Quit chewing that
pencil. It makes q* nervous. That last
shipment of soap that you sent up
was of inferior quality, ah, unless you
can ship, durniah, thip, no furnish me
with yodrlMfljnlarl *oap, you needn't
»hip us no more period. Say honey,
you are going to have to sit on the
other knee awhile^ this one is about
to go to sleep. Thp dam cigar is out
again, pardon me, and further more
whkfct |wpa I? I like those stockings
you've got on, baby.
“That soap you sent us wasn't fit
to wash dishmy no! make It dogs, and
we are comma sending'it back period.
Bi^h qiy name to; that and mail It.
ITlfjkMq at the carbon tomorrow. Say
honey, you know/ my wife is out of
tow®. H«w about you and me doing a
little typing tonight?”
Marine: "You
-Urchin
-mber when you
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Phone Bryan 93
rq men
cured my .rheumatUm, Doc. a couple
of year* ago and you told me to avoid
dampness?"
Doc: “Yes, that's right.**
Marine: “Well, I*ve come back to
ask you kin I take a bath?"
—Urchin.
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Lynn Atkins idea of a REAL coed
is one who “can get four hours sleep
the previous night, go to eight classes,
spend four hours st the hairdressers',
study, dross, eat, and then spend six
hours dancing and still be able to say
'good night’ to the doorman when she
ladM. [ j. **'
NOVEMBER. 1939
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