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Here I eit in clase all day.
And all too often I hear you say,
"Let’s go bowling.” But for you I’d make straight “A".
fMt MV Upgitation goes astray.
And tlMM J|u* as my efforts areflwiring fruit.
Oh hall; I see my Vicki in a bathing suit.
And ho it goes from day to day.
I see you at home and again at play
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If I’m not careful, my sweet, with you in my every dream,
Potion in cinched as a regular on the Dean’s team.
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