The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, October 01, 1939, Image 3

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4n4 bow be’a treated like a prince
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FREE? A Box of Life SoTera
For the Best Wiset rack?
What is the best joke that you heard oi
campus this week?
Send it to your editor. You may
yourself into a free prize box of Life Savers!
For the best line submitted each month b;
of the students, there will be a free award of
tractive cellophane^wrapped assortment of
Life Saver flavors.
Jokes will be judged by the editors of this
lication. The right td publish any or all joges
served. Decisions of the Editors will be fina
winning wisecrack will be published the folio
month along with the lucky winner’s name. ' t
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H1CK0K M BAR-H”
See this round-up of style . .. Hickok Bar-H
belts and braces that have the ruK^ednesa
of the gneat open spaces, the flexibility of
authentic tooled steerhide. A variety of pat
terns at onlv
$1.00
BAR-H Tie Pines, and Key Chains $1.00 Up.
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Stenog: The bons treats me like a dog.
Another: Yeah — like a lap dog.,
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Cupid carries a bow and an arrow, and occasional? a
shdtgun.
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j “Did you know that there were 2OJDO0 Poles in Buff aid?
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“College must be keeping darling little Robert very
When was it we last heard from him?*
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“After all there are only two kinds of women."
“Spring K.“
“One* is the modest womanly type — and the other ia the
kiipl that looks well in shorts.”
4 tenographer wanted: young, attractive, capable, part-
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Girls,
i they went to swim,
f Once dwsed like If other Hubbard.
Now they have a bolder whim,
They dress more ike her cupboard.
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