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Fred, ahi*t It hot?"
“Jee», Cal, It •ure is. Jees, I'm roastin’. Guess 111 whip
down a choke and see If I can cool off."
“Aw, y’don't wants do that. DoctorsNre proved that’ll
only make ya hotter.
“Aw, raw an.”
“Yeah."
“Yeah? Well, whadda yo do to keep cool?"
Well, I usually come in out of the sun. Heh, hfh. But
seriously, I alius drinks cuupe hot coffee. Draws the blood
to the stomach and away from the skin. Makes ya collar,
“O keh. 111 try anythinr in this heat. Say, there> Jack.
Boy, he looks plenty hot. Say, issit hot-noush for yon?"
“Yeah, I ruess so. Hot’ndurh for you?" —
“Boy, FH say. Too hot. Jus’ *oin’ over t’fet somd coffee
food off. Wants cofhakmr?"
Aw, why do that ? Come over to my place. Tit cov
I over there. I shut all the windows and pulled all the^shsd*^
this mominr- Keeps the heat out."
-W “Tha’s funn, my mother always opens every <k or and
/ window in our place when it gets hot. Says it set > up a
cool draft."
“Say, there’s Bud. Gawd; how can he stand it wi h that
heavy suit oa? Hlo, Bui, issit hot 'sough for you tod^y?"
* “Ih, I don’t know. It's not so bad."
“Jees, how can you stand to wear that suit?"
“Oh, I alius put on more clothes when it gets hit. Clothes
keep the heat out. Oughtta try it sometime." '
“ *S'funny, it never gets hot until school starts.*
„ '*Yeah, that's right. Can't last forever, though.
“No, that’s right. Seems aa though there's usual! r three
days in • row. Runs the same with cold and rain. Thr e days
and then iU usually back to normal." f *
"Yeah, tha’s right. Unusual weather runs foij three
days." .
“Hmt, fellas, there’s Dick. Jees, lookit *im swe
i Dick? nat ’nough for ya? . .
BAD POQCY
• f If Bert: “So that insurance agent wouldn’t.give you
icy because you're a bad risk.’*
i Bill: “Yep, I’m running Around with his wife.
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Nurse: “I think that D. K. E. is regaining a
Doctor. He just tried to blow foam off his medicine. 1
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HERE'S HOW TO NICKNAME PROFS
This article la mainly for the purpose of
the Fredhmen with the accepted system far giving
to the profs, a# that they will know who the
are talking about when they use the various pet
with which we are all so familiar.
First—Examine the profesaer’s appearance aa
sique minutely. Surely there must be some little
about bis bearing or his clothes which will give you 4 honey
ef an idea. De his pants bag at the sent? Think of the
pease ntsd by such a peculiarity aa
this. If he is 4 Math prof, perhaps his marvelous crop of
bushy hair would lead to such charming names aa “Hs;r
breadth Harry," “Little Lord Fauntleroy" and various others.
Perhaps his general appearance woald suggest “Fossi!
Face," “Beagle Beak," “Toothless Joe" or some other such
choice title. Even M Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Boy," might m
to fit.
If you can’t think up a name for the guy by juat looking
at him, there are several other methods. For instance, ob
serve his mannemms and actions in classes. 1
ingly proper names have been given by this method. How
does he walk? Would “Joe the Flit" fit him? Perhaps the
manner with which he approaches the blackboard would SUff-y}
geat “Fearless Freddie," or "Shufflie Sam."
If neither of these aystems bring results, the only
standby is the way the follow marks. It is easily seen that i
asms profs could he “Screwey Dick," “Jack the Kipper,"
"Santa Claus," and even “Cousin Henry.
Well, froah, now yoa know how it’s done. l et’s
what you can do with the several unnamed profs floating
around this school. You can call them anything yog wan,
but you had better refrain from calling them anything
profane to their faces.
\ —Urchin
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PLEASE. MR FREI’D
WHEN YOU WANT A
DEPENDABLE RAI^IO
REPAIR JOB
Reflexes, complexes, and muddling of saxes
\ Are driv • * me rapidly mad.
Fervorsiens, aversions, and morbid excursions
V. becoming the medical fad.
Delusions, Missions, and genetic confusions
Are the gist of the Freudian schools;
Dreaming, scheming and analysed screaming
{I Are all psychological tools.
Neurosis, psychosis, and other Urge doses
utal disorders incline me
To symbolise, tantalise, and otherwise
My behavior ad a gonadial spree.
Now I can't convex everything upon sax.
But it sounds Bke a darn lot of fun.
^ i So if there is an evtra Mania, which I can
Ur. Freud, can 1 have one? .
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“Hurry over to our fraternity house. Doctor, a id low
has something the matter with his eyes."
I “It must be serious if you wake me up at this time of
the night. What’s the trouble? Does be see elephonu and
i snakes and thligs?" | ' T . f ]7
"No, sir, thnt’s why ms called. The room is foil of thorn
and ho can't »<« any."
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