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lecture, "if the parachute doesn’t open, that is knol
jumping to a conclusion." •
A man walked into a police station with a phot
his hand. “My wife has disappeared," he said to the
in charge. “This Is her photo. I want her found at
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jers won't need any more horses; but I sure would like to
[see 'em get milk from a tractorf”
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A young man, who had not seen his girl friend for sev-i
;hral days, chanced to meet her unexpectedly and was Bur
st her appearance. \ He blurted, “My gosh, Bertha,
i 7®° ‘been in an accident—why that awful patch over
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“You brute f" she snapped, "that’s my new hat."
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“How much are your peaches?**
“Penny each, lady."
“I’ll take one, please.**
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Another fellow who lives off the fat of the land
girdle manufacturer. \
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pCttera.
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“Beware of soft shoulders.”
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Pa: Well, son, how are your grades?
Fiah: They’re under water.
Pa: What do you mean, under water?
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It’s better to remain silent and be thought a fool
apeak and remove all dodbA'
Pa: I think Ill go downstairs and drop a hint for
young man to g# home.
Ma: Now, Elmer, remember the^way we used to coui
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“Young men," said the preacher, “Every time ^ hear sick
you swear, a cold chill runs down my back.”
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other day when paw caught his neat in the clothes-vtfnger. men]
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la^briate (on crying jag): “Waw-w-w-w, we Vs
tizwd of women who ml way ah ask fr money whea
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and pay more attention to your wives?” .]
lie: “It’ah our wivesh #e*re talkin’ about!”
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