r-^ A I a i! L i PAGE 2 The Battal on TTw Battalion published by the Bladen « of A. A M. Collet® each Tuesday and Fr lay < the school year from September to J— each Friday during June, July, and Entered ae aecood-claaa matter at the at College Station, Texas, under the Act of March S, 18TB. Office in Room 122, Administration Budding- Tele phone College 8. Advertising Rates u; f r-* THE SUMMER BATTALION FRIDAY, AUGUST 18, 1939 Lf BILL MURRAY „ DON BURK George Fuermarm J. C. Diet* v E. C. “Jeep Bob Nisbet ADVERTISIN Oates Edith Thomas STAFF Margaret Bollingabead. Safa Allen Taubenhaua, Margaret Ann Wiliams, Winkler, Ross Earl Cox, Jimmy X Yentaen. Assistaat Advertising Mi Charles Ballowe Albert W. Clay tor Manager ■nlMr ovie Editor iJUsistant delay '•■ere enough to drive a would 1h> enrol lee to distraction. And by rotating the order of ijhe groui^ from year to year, the s*me groups will not always he o' la Ha heart for registration by correspondence. Registrar Howell states that this would he possible here, were dot the students to make so many course changes after they once sign up. Because of this, such n enhamc would not be practical hers, as Hm'expense and trouble would bo prohibitive. This being the rase, we believe that the beet possible plan haa been arranged And once again, we congratulate those responsible for arranging it. Open Forum Li!' E. Crain It Won’t Be Long r the work U t an end. summer* tt timnaJ. hard. But •tperiencea, M *s first successful the sum- if its kind, isture and tennis ch interest; liaisons of Well, it wont be long now, ’till over and the summer school of 1989 All in aH, it’s been a pretty •chodl. Perhaps it’s seemed pretty and maybe the work haa seemed then,, we’ve all had.our fun, our new and have added a few hours and a little knowledge to oat record. A good many -precedents were established this summer. The Sommer Battalion, A. summer publication, was inaugurated; Twilight League offered diversion du: mer; the Sum me* Press Clul* first • 'Carried on many iKial activities and entire school recreation et e Summer each semester; a ^>ig twimmiag mee tournament were held and attracted corps organisation changes and new a*sweeping nature were announced. The nerf buildings are progressing rapidly and . seem certain to be completed m time jW[the fast- approaching regular session. New projects of many , kinds hate bees under way. The Coild^e Beard of Directors meets harr tomorrow to consider s large agenda and is expected to settle a m mber of inp- portent questions. | X- pN | . T* But in just a fe# short days—no ^te of which may seem pretty long because of t bs« dreaded -finai exams—the whole campus will I L practically _ deserted, until the regular session beg ^is aguin Those who are departing form {three main * groups: those who will return soon fo 1 the regular session; those who will return next kieaner; jgnd those who will never return. W# hi | goodby to | all, and wish you much good iuck. We < nsR you who will be back for the long term * goa | vacatic n so that you stay all be bark alert and re Lly for what 4 we hope will be the most successful >. iiioni A M. - Vill yet have had. We hope that you readyr* have *eD>oye to serve in this way. —Bill Murray for The Summer Bit tali on staff (Editor's note: The letter below is reprinted lost as received by President Walton from Fred R. Davies of Charlestown, Indiana, who traveled on the same boat to Europe at the start of pie summer with the three gradeatea of ’89 making the aanual Cotton Study Tour with Profeaaor J. S. Mogford of the Agronomy Department.) [ ^ 1 [ Charlestown, Indiana August 4. :!*.* The President, 1 i Texas A. A M. College. i i I - . College Station, Te^s. Bear Sir: Have Just returned from England. The outward-bound voyage was made very pleas ant by the association with three of your boys l under the guidance of Prof. Mogford, Your represents lives were fine fellows and bespeak well foi^ your artxml and the fine program which scads such outstanding indi viduals as the three young men. And I learned I » lot from Mr. Mogford, too. However I have a sad tale to unfold. He-men from Texas—Oh my; Oh Me! *TeR it 1 net in the halls of T. C. U.; whisper it not among the cohorts of S. M. U.” (Apologies to the. Good Book). The sissies! Fancy stalwart Texana drinking TEA, afternoons. They had some difficulty getting the right curl to their little fingers as they lifted the cup, hut I’m afraid to say they did not. Persiflage apart I enjoyed them all. With the best of good wishes, ! Sincerely. ! > FRED R. DA BACKWASH h faxa hicnMnn Backwashhi’ around—for the But final exams bring another l4st time this summer . . rMany thought to mind because, with ppople swear off/ but Henry Hert- them, they bring the realisation ner’s claim that that ‘auf wiederoehen’ will soon be “I’ve given up rig- in order as far as the 1939 summer arettes for pops” is a lolli- ditional a lot of late for do girls *1 think theie electric breakfasts are you *r by bob tMm* Three more shows left in this taking semester of ismmer school, and no Hi * more until regular session begins ol1 ^ _ . _ that anew. “Sash, 'Back Door to but trie “back door to heaven.” in high school was the who understood th* fact was not really a criminal •d wu . sjr. Heaven,” and “Boy Friend” am all that is left of the summer’s enter tainment. Picking the best was simple; “Zasa” wins hands down. The other two are just fair. with “Zasa” w Saturday's show. . j^n Claudette Colbert and Herbert ^the Marshall have the leading roles, The story: two entertainers at the Wlth Alcazar musk hall match their cr is „ talents to see who can first at- UBk tract the attention of an elegant ef j t gentleman of the upper data, Du- the fresne. Zasa wins, and soon he session U concerned.' \ f And the current session hasn’t twist to an oM b ** n without itB unprecedented Et.. Af^D. tL'n rrmU ’ ’ ^ Battalion shich cmrae into »*i*tance . . . Two high* • T ly successful Pasture Proms were ing Day a week h * w for ^ • tu onl, tn h.r t. V. Jane, heartbroken things wrong with his dancing— -t-mIIu, ind / ~ hl . Wi . * M Imt broth,, U- hU (Mt*.. . Prr.toD Dohira.: "I , Ub Sh.k«nr, (o( iil Lpta!) very good-looking TT New Registration S istemt X * The Registrar’s Office and the * ties are Uf be congratulated. Th* B«|t * the new system of registration ef <(ld Students coming term, just announced in tHisRssue of paper. ^ No longer should there be wq hues thousand or more waiting wearily an line to get- through with the ordei should there be the crowded conditio sion. the unnecessary delays that hav the past. In the fegbtration of old studen ly. we feel that the moat orderly sad Efficient ays tom possible has been adopted. (Iiouju of approxi mately 500 will meet on the hour, aosrding to the letter group they fhll in, (determined Iky 'the initial of their last name), in the Asaembld Hall, where assignment cards and instnictk>Ds will be issued to all in the group; and another grasp will start when the former line of registrants b Hi tuned down. The usual “two per cent” will not be kbit to forge ahead of the root by pushing and si pvfeg. or by ingenious tricks—and if they did, it wouldn’t do eg* authon ion feels, on issue of the a •ndlessjy in in' Unger , the conful prevailed in Ijalfhabetiaal- them any good, because the aaaignr will i to register wpn’t be issue j fbnr until in»dk .they | minutes be- h fugiMermg more even, noise and congestion red heads of the agricultural and menu to other buildings will allow the Administration Building where b. _ We like the uniformity, the dency of this system. We believe fair and impartial. It’s what we’ve for some time, with the vast increase here of late years. We believe it will and hope it will succeed m It M Of course, there will be “gripe*, about almost any change in even when the old custom has not good as the new one. Seniors will not in registration as heretofore, won’t be very great, whereas the venience of registering will bo plan b the moat practicable as well nearly fab Hm college authorities There will still be a few so many as during previous crowding and shoving and noise and be sent the scheduled time. The curds won’t to the Assembly Hall until about fiv minutes be fore this time. Smaller crowds will simultaneously, as a result, and traffi! will be kept Moving the succeed with only reasonable regulation.” 1 1 • ■ Of I if ! ■ • • • L 11 i 1 n I am particularly liaAunMtod ih tlHitlutlMMt in th# light of the editorial in The battalion of last week. This listed various propaganda devices, among them the name-calling device and the card- stacking device. Of course. Senator Burke’s com- parison of th* two new parties is so worded aa to incline the reader toward the conservative party (or so the Senator hopes). Consider now. the oppo site effort tp be achieved through Wording the com parison in another way, like this: ‘Into the cm* party will il)u gathered those who think that in a government of the people, by the jx-ople, and for the people, the people’* government moat act affirmatively and courageously for the benefit ef all th* people;. .t|kMe [who think that, especially in an ora of technologiua) unemploym. nt , which throws industrious men out of Work through no fault of their own, the government must see to it that every able-bodied man who wants to work shall have an oppertuaity to work, in Mvermment | employ if private enterprise do«i not -offer jobs; and those who think that a fair ayatem of old age pensions an.! unemployment insurance, to which the employee contributes, is the most just way of avoiding two fearful hazards of tho poorly paid workmgman. In the other party will be thoeo self- seekers who ear* only for their own profit*, no matter how much misery and destitution among - others is entailed ia making them ; those who cheer soon ne falls madly in love with her. For- B __ r“‘W toming • ero,k, fei*. « '(MMt «•<**,' «.' I cm. Ty™.'’”!* 1 JEl" «‘ ta « **— It, M,d wiU Um Mdke . •> T. S. C. W - . . . lh 7 ...a. of retarninx to Paris. All of btt|. broth., of .nothrr rookie Locille Holland: -Har date had af- h , .htch woold hav. bw lovely, hot CT, mU out to ^ u ^ fertian.te .yM-they .l».y. look- " —» * ~««~IM1 Z.M'. .tec parteer trite bar tea, ^ own »„ Z. « « -t* Dufresne is a married man and has ... . nirir _ n( thi . to.., _ . • • ! A *** %or,d f “• • r wo- u aix-year-old daughter Zasa im- t i 9^ iota of people Bke it. "Modified to “Crosier. Ctoaley, mediately goe .to Pari, to find out “ ° ‘ P who’s got the Oo.ley ?” .k. r>M 1 ^ ‘ but which the . the old button atgiom took a real meaning ^*F** c b* r i*b. ®b*k*«P*are^«lls k\rv Qlj _ to Jack Rudy lust Friday night. ^ prim i pic of c Wxlnt S Snowing’ Jack. Florence Heli»ng«hM|d» hf— — ♦ r. Tsui Dillon, and Dorothy Thong.* ^ T THE iturday- Vk J»* for herself. She does, and ho is. The climax is the decision Zaza has to make—whether she should marry the man she loves hnd who she know, loves her, or whether AT THE ASSEMBLY HALL she should send him, back to hia Saturday “Zasa.” with Claud- P rom in the vest’pocket edition ol wife snd daughter. ett « Colbert, Herbert MuralteO. tb « BuWpu -Austin—a t>ariey “Back Door to Heaven” is a Bert l>hr. and Holes Westley. automobile, were perturbed no end hkh by righto ought to sazall-time melodrama, h a r d I y i iPoor to Hear- wh * n ,eft Sbiaa St the hagin- nine of the fitet intermissKm only truth. ■rfL Rise af American 011.“ by The mechanical midget was fi- Fanalng. All you need to know Words* by son, who attended the Pasture ol “ ri ^ Ch *-^ al- Prom in the vest ^pocket edition of "*** clarifie. and illuminates, shows in this little book bow< ••■*9. teortk'te Uto 'ZTXiiZ' T* Waited Port”p."r?c'te nlng of ih. fitet intermi.,ion orl, fteqoaoUy to atewr. th. story deals With the life of a kid Ellis, and Stuart Erwin. to d '» cot ‘‘ r th ® Cro8l, > r , °* t ’ by the name of Frankie who was Thursday—“Boy Friead.” with ®^!_ or kicked around life snd wound up Jane Withers add Arisen Whelan. - AROUND THE CAMPUS nally fop (id hiding behind a near- aboud the story of our moot son- by chim|> of pushes and everyone aotional industry. lived happily ever after. “Rod Star Over China.” by Snow. g X * An eminent reporter shows what ‘ imagine, if you can, a combine- ^ und * T ^ ,arf *« ot V \.|R ; I : j Y J - ! j 3 ~ f i * 1 lotion of liabv Snooks, an alley cat, ^n.Chinase war. China is ap- •'9Bp|!?4 A- Yeutaeu m 1 -In hia doctorate work at the and thrM alligutors harmonising PowwUy developiug, in the back The wedding hells w4l ring for Univefalty of Mhyneeota. i at the iForth Pol* at 6:85 a. m.. country, a new variant of Com- with Dr. W. P. Taylor of Wallace Taber, graduate student, on September 12th at which time Val. he will marry Miss Helen Mae Lin- ogist iger. The ceremony will take place and in Denver, Colorado, at the home on I of the brkte-elect. ] oeaf*! * * * the widiiie (BSEiMprr Dr. Walter P. Taylor left Mon- • • • day for t vacation trip which will 1 Driest Langford, head of the include a visit to the (lolden Gate Architecture Department, left last Exposition, j 10a September 4th be Saturday for Georgetown will attend the convention of the his National .Mdankthm ef Pedtral and you - >ave a fair parallel of «nuulrm- W. Lahmann, ficl.l I i >i lh< con i n.-rl choral efforts of “P9Wur: A New Serial iRmlyete." or the Texas Game. Fiah «S|M"lSrd'» Dan Sharp, and by Bertrand Russell. Three kmda of ’•ter Commission, arrived «Dub” Clayj I power make history: nakad power, canipus this past arUek la 1 ~ his mother Langibrd a Employees which will Re held iti town. | San Frmneiaco, California. On the trip home he will stop at Tucson, Arizona, to confer with Charles Voorhees. . a 4 *!z i Dr. R. C. Dunn, of the Veterinary urda Department, returned last TVurs- day from Clevelami. Ohio, where he has been attending the World’s Poultry Congress. will fap buried in Gcorge- here at last! but groan every blind world delay the most »uTd devise. I A not nearly )na when th* mfusion and at every scientific and industrial at every progressive social reactionary who ia living in of the past.” a • « ' Is the second statement any more weighted on the one side than the first statement is on the other? The little moral to be drama [fNpi this ia to beware of the cannily drawn control which gives one alternative an unfair advantage over Mm other. Or,'*a Stuart Chaae succinctly puts it ia connection with a terser form of propaganda, “Wheti you see a slogan, duck!” rj’’ -j! i * |i' Prof. J. f. rUttlinc of Southern California Junior College ia going to be healthy for some time to totm, if the old proverb haa any truth hi K. Favor seeking Rodents juat before U reeUWt «mm. ieposit.-d on his desk ao less thaa SI appN-s, four bansnaa, four oranges, and a cactus apple. The museum has received two new table e*aes and one tall wall case. These hew cases will be used for .toodnl displays luring the coming semauter. i e * * Roger Jack sen, employee of the College station Post Office, ha* re turned from a Vacstlot which he spent in th* Rib Grande valley and Mexico. Jackson ia u graduate of the class of ’88. Dr. F. M. Baumgartner of Okla homa A. A M. waa hem this past week to stady the organisation of the Wildlife Department and its RMHIMteh j ' { see Gabriel Cazell and E L. Buie the are the two candidates for master’s degrees in Economics who will ink* the final oral examinations next week CaseQ. who is a graduate aa- sistant in Hm Fconomiea Depart- al ment, will leave for Minnesota fol- V. lowing his examination where be tion rzT ft<1 f i j If! F ■ • *1 According to Jim Dhitnore (who P° w - Prof*«»»da pew- had to listen to the stuff from * r holder of any one of theae. Dallas to College Station), tho in ■*' overwhelming degree, will male trio hav* developed a man- ver >' Bkoly acquire the other two. ner of singing peculiar to them- “Strange Interlude.” by Eugene asleuB—Jrerv peculiar indeed, “Din- O^fdill. O’NoUl's. masterpiece, and •* «o one man thinks, The beginning of the end—it’s anyh,,w * A »omnn’a love for a consists of fqur aiateonts: Cook and Herman , Even the combined terror, of fLdm* 'Ta representative* of the the plague, the aero hour, the day P *; * n< mo TkerR F,.k and Oyster of dkoning, and kisa-proof Up- V were here ia*t Sat- stick become insignificant in the {or * "^nnage. The to eonfer with the Wildlife light uj/our impending crisis. ^ lov * J* him ent concerning a Colony of Bnekmaph la pot given to making P * e ^ f# ° th * T ; which they had l b, rated itaelf ah obituary column, nor yet “Tf**?* ^ ^ County, laat Friday, one of tvil and tragic forebodings with dramatic coaaequeacaa, visitor to the W during the past Jackson of who is doing white-neck raven. e Do- but, alack and alaa, only a few waa more days hence th* heartily un- desired and (from a student view- work point) thoroughly unnecessary fi nal exa ntaatiotis will be ours for • • • the taking—or vice-versa. Roes of the Agricultural “V r '"T / ! rm,r ; Department left Mon- Soil Ceesrrvation meeting at Mad- a two weeks’ vacatkm. Fol- (sonville, Tesao, laat Tuesday, a few days in Amarillo, ha* • • • • for Colorado where he The students of the Wildlife Ex- the remainder of his va* potion will return to the campus will return to the cam- nut Friday. The geologists will first of September. also return from their trip to Col- * * * ! I orado. card Was received from the • • • Fi Hen i on the architecture tour yf effect that they had left ur al Pennsylvania, foe Cm- ) c ft f or i Ohio. While to Ponnsyl- vacation they were special visitors on - Queen Mary. The stu- i the tour will return to next Saturday. * • * * | . ' Sherrill of the Agricultur- n Department and L. Agricultural Educa- at Bryan, attended • of the Agricult- Department has Arkansas for a two w*ska’ “lox’U Like It Be&r”, -MM*-V 1 1/3% Dividends at End el Bach 9 Monika an Yaur Bryaa 985 J. HORACE KRATT SteteTM Cm ICE CREAM