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. . . “When you Uk* your siffter out driving, drive with
hulk hfthdu. Wms jfuu jtake your fraternity brother's sister,
drive with your left hand. If she’s nobody’s sister, don't drive
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“Oh, yes. I've had seats on the aisle in the movies lots
of times.’
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she's right down his nllagr.: Pi
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here put out their hands when turning comers ?
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Simple as A. C.*u. Junt file your meanures
here with ROSS TAILORS and your uniform
worries are al an end.
tye will then dre*s you up ip September, to
J our heart's content (and all other hearts
hat are interest*!).
Someone claimed that inflation and hot air are both the
same, hut we beg to differ. When an economies teacher men*
lions the devaluation of the dollar, that is inflation; but when
he tries to explain it, that is hot sir.
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It’s all right to tell a girl she has pretty ankles but
don't compliment her too highly.
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Tailors
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•Would you like to join our bpt4toall team?”
“I don't know enough about the game to play but I'm
willing to referee.”
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“No sir. There’s nobody home but Dad and me.f
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(calling on family doctor): "Doctor, my son has
cholera, and the worst part of it is that he admits he caught
it from kissing the housemaid."
j Dagtor: "Oh well, young people will do thoughtless
things."
Fadber: "But doctor, to be quite frank, I kissed the girl
myself." ,
Doctor: "By jove, that is too bad."
PuRmr: "And to make matters worse, since I kissed nry
wife awry morning and evening. Pm afraid that she to
will . . „• |
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