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AhVEHTISKKJT INDEX
Airtrieland Service Stetioh
A«riel*nd Studio *— 81
American Steam Laundry
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CaldweU'i Jewelry Star? -I I
Camel I.F.C.
< ampu» Cleaners ■kiyZ-j 6
Campus Variety Store 20
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Chesterfield _
Exchanire Store
Holick ('loaners
Life Sav^ ^
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Lucchese Boot Co., Inc.
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Old Gold —4-U
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Prince Albert
Raleifth
' W, S. D. Clothiers ...
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il^bick's Uniform Taflor Shop. 20
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' A rirl will never forgive a man for
. Mipfuiy understanding hat.
Sunday School Superintendent:
“Who ted the children of Israel into
Canaan ? Will one of the smaller
boys answer?
No reply.
Superintendent! somewhat sternly):
“Can no one tell? Little boy on that
seat nett to the aisle, who led the
children of israel into Canaan?”
Little Boy (badly frif?htehed): “It
wasn’t aae. I—I just moved ye re last
week Tm Missoury.**
TRIST IN ME
Clerk (to a. susptcious-lookinc
couple in the hot^l lobby)—I don't be
lieve you people are married after
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Lady—Sir, if my husband were only
here he would make you swallow those
words. |
APRIL, 1939
'sanMIs •
It waa a vary dark bight.
A morosely black, its tn-
.•nsity of feioom unlit by any gleam of
lijht whatsoever. » p
It was s terrifically dark night Like
an impenetrable walLthe dense dH^-
ness prevailed unsttniedly. The murk
mess of it could sln-o-'t be
It was an infernally dark night. The
h. uiv wore on, but the grimly nigres-
cont pall held an undlsputably Stygian
•••y. Cimmerian-like, more black
thir the ebon shads of Erebus, it
tightly enshrouded life sleeping world.
No doubt abput it* It was a hell sdj
a dark night.
Gather your kisses tfhile you may
For time brings^ only sorrow.
The girls who are sd free today
Are chaperones^ tomorrow.
—Ram
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j One stormy eveninf- in Harlem, two
gentlement were tootling a dispute.
For a while there f|ns no sound but
heavy breathing and the swish-swish
elf! rasors. Finally, cite of the gentle
men made a lunge at the other.
“Ha-ha. you miised/* cried th#
lungee gleefully.!
“Oh yeah?*' fggftkpd the other.
•Must try turning yeur head.”
Out: See that gir|? That’s my girl
Two: Uh-huh. Good looking fog
scarf she’s got. > # j
Three: Yeah. I gave her that.
Four:. She’s a fair looking dame.
Pretty hat.V
Balt: In fact, the whole outfit shevl
tMvhMr is swell—dtpaadj A [ r
Rest: Shore 4a. I j^ave It to her.
Dis: And say—that’s a cute little
boy she has with Ml . ]
, Hissed: Ytwh. That’s her brother.
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‘You have bcaafifuINgyes,” wrote
the young lawyer. *^nd egquisiU long
lashes, and I love the way the afore
said eyes peep ,o^. fiM Mflir Bp
aforesaid laahes.”
; —Covered 'Wagon
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HAMILTON
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At last, %Ou ran give HER a tiny
N wskch that trIU the trot! l Iho
nrar Muatl llanultona see a nrrdit
tu lheir ai«krr a repotatiMi for
•rearm y; they are »i vied ( o Milt 1
the taatep of 1030 (.rati aatea.
Coaw to See then today.
CALDWEU/fc
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1 Jewelry xp«*e
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PIPE TOBACCO
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Caaey^s have the moat
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cSMpIpth jrtoefc of fancy
and Hlgndard brands of 1
anyone in
these parts.
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