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See us before you purchase
that Captain*m Watch. We
feature HamiltonM, Gruena.
Elfirina. and W'aithams. i
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Qt^KSTION AND ANSWER
DEPARTMENT
Wliat movie star would you think j
of imoiediately fftir sitting on chew- j
in* run?
Sonj* Heine, maybe? }
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Sever*! ener*etic iiunrance ngenu
were called to New Yhrk to a ctmTen. 1
tion.
Herat U how a ttraager could tell
which bompany they represented.
Kir»tj man went with his wife—
Home Insurance.
Second man went with his best
girl—Mutual Benefit.
Thir<| man went with a chorus girl
—New York Life.
Fourth maa went with hia sten
ographer—Kmployer’s Liability. ]
Fifth man went with the chamber
maid—traveler’s ANL s
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to heave*).'
you're just ray highway
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“Yeal*? Well, you’re gonna get
pinchedl if you don’t stop speeding on
the curves.”
—rupp«t
Hturdy see It -Uv U—OON-
Vl.NCE Yol KHKLKI Coeta
only hm emu a day.
GUY H.j DEATON
Typewriter Exchange
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Bryan Poat Office
Phone Bryan 254-J
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at Coe College came
home te his wife of hia bosom in .the
wee small hours and proceeded to dis- J
robe. M Dear t , *l said hia wife, "You
hmjntl dut yfur underwear on. You
were wearing it when you left this
morning. ‘Tm perfectly sure.” Her
spouse glancei .down for a moment,
puzxled and giiltar. {Then, like a flash.
«amg tie inspiration. “Good God,** he
said, ‘Tve been robbed!"
Math Prof.: If there are forty-eight
states in the Union, and super heated
steam equal the distance from Bombay
to Pari$, what is ir/ age? *
FrosH: Forty-four, air.
Prof• I Correct, and bow did you
prove that? J
Fro sat Well, I have a brother who
is twenty-two and he is only half nuts.
—Exchange
does ’’non-transfer
able” mean on t|iis ticket?
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unlesh
comesh hiseelf.
Exchange
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Dorit hUnutke
"whistle iplitUr"
— probably he’s
coming here
for lunch f
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