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I remember that horrible ni*ht in
the tranche* at If it waa but yestar-
day. llMart! we Mood, horrified; the
kid kneeled on the ground, hit rijrht
hand ffclhed. ashing the help of the
gods. Shells burst overhead casting
herie shadows upon the faces of the
panic stricken men below. It could
not happen!
“God,” murmured one of the men,
“•hoot, for God*t sake, shoot!”
“Give him lime! Take it easy!”
The hid drew back his arm slowly. <
so slowly. The eyes of ten men were
riveted upon his hand. Suddenly his
arm shot forward! His fingers open
ed, and by .the light of the flares m
the skies, we saw the most ghastly
flMftiriUilr mMmtf There it lay
before our eyea, eight passes in a
row!
—Jark-o-lantern
They laughed when I said I had
take it one the egg-plant. They didn't
know a vegetarian never takes it on
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Under the swinging street car strap
The homely co-td stands and stands
and stands and stands and stands.
— Punch Bowl
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THK THtriliBARES
It was a clear June day, when all
the birds were singing, all the trees
were green, and all that sort of stuff.
Three old maids were just returning
to their little' eMflpga, They wwm
slightly surprised when they fouml
the door open, but were more * mazed
when they entered the parlor. “Some
one sat in my* chair.” said the first
one. “Someone has been in my Chair,”
added the second. “Someone has been
in my chair too,* offered the thirl
old maid. They moved on to the
kitchen. “Someone has just finished
my soup,” said the first maid. “Some
one has just finished, mine also,” said
the second one. “My soup is gone too,*
said the last one. They progressed on
ward into their bedroom. The first
maid looked at her bed and exclaimed,
“Someone has juaa been in my bed.”
The second looked and hat feed and
said, “Someone has just been in
The third <4fj.maid looked at
her bed and yelled, ♦‘Goo i ight, girls!”
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ntern
Fresk.: “Must not be anybody home
in that house.”
Soph.: "That’* a fraternity house
and thdy jart giving a party.”
—rSour Owl
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Everything may have a hidden
meaning. Even the small red school-
house may have something behind it.
I < j —Duke V Duchess
St N SHADOWS
The girl who does everything under
the sun always has shadows under
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Doctor, will the scdV show?
M. D.: Not if j^uraflal.
—Judge
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The heavy sugar daddy and a new
chorus girl r were enjoying a little
dinner in a private room at a road
house. As the meal neared its finish
| he clear his threat and said: “E-er,
1 er, how about a little demi taase now,
• dear?”
T knew it! I knew itV exploded the
girl. “I knew you weren’t treating
me this nice for nothing.” k
—Kitty Kat
„ “Professor, do yop think it’s right
for me to sit on yopr lap when you
explain your theory of reincarnation ?”
“Why not? We only live once.”
- Punch Bowl
Where there’s a will there’s a rela*.
—Urchin
live.
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de time fo’ aigs
>’ aigs is de EasU*
Easts’ an' dey ain't
—Spartan
“Let me show yog something new
in a snappy sedan,!’ suggested the
salesman.
“I don’t think you could,” she
sweetly replied.
-—Covered Wagon
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