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Stranger: Why is it that none of
these autuists around here put out
llteir hands nheo turning corners?
flop: You see. this is a college town,
and Lite Noting chaps ain't octopuses.
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The star whose legs cause eyes to pop
Says acting put her ukt the top.
1 homier if Lady (rtaJiva felt, as
site neared die end of her famous
ride, that she was approaching her
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Pretty clothes.
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W ell-filled hose.
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The — of W rongs.
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My country, wrong.
A tipsy soap boa orator who had
reached the argumenUti\e stage, sat
donn next to a clergy man in a street
car. Wishing to start something, hr
drawled. V
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nrt heaven*** \
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I say there ain'tiio heaven; I ain't
ffoin* to heaven*** he shouted.
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W idowrr with eight children mar*
lies widow with seven children.—
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That'* not a marriage—just a mer-
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A veterinarv surgeon who had
bwiirhod otil into iwditim found him
self rmharra»*rd continually during
his campaign, when his political ene-
emies referred to hi^ with mingleil
•amaRlfc and s<«*rn as "the vet."
One day at a heated debate one of
them asAed. “Are vmi really a veter
inary surgeon?” “Wliy doiiou ask?**
popped the new-born witted politi
Han. "Are ydu ill?**
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An asylum ininatg, who was re
cently i|e< lare<l sane and was re
leased. t.**.k the next Uwt to Ger
many. The authorities have now real-
ired their mistake.
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His wife ran away with the board
er hut ne claims it is onlv a rumor.