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AWFISE OF THE PREXY
BRAZOS AO HdC AND MIRCCNARY CAWUTCH
BAWL ITCH STOP - YtS, DAMMIT • TEXIS
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Eddytor, The Batulyun
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Dear Surrh,
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On accounts the bigger number* failyures eech
yr the exec com mite has decided to ad ft buncha
grayd poynt coartai.
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We applys this cheeflie to the skule of U A.
(Long, meaningless Answers), whur thuh deen
is a-slavin’ uhway and a-gettin’ gray a-wonryin*.
So we'uns is deviced a plan to add to the ciir-
riculyum of said skule of L. A.
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Wood yuh puhleeze present it to thuh yung
gintilmin of this grate institooshun ?
Also, wy doan yuh cut out yer nastie joakes?
Intramurallv vourn,
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Econ 497. Distribution of Chalk and Eraser*
in the Red Russian Classroom.
The purpose of thi* course is to give the student
a glimpse of the modern methods of distribution of
classroom equipment in institutions of higher learn
ing m the Soviet as contrasted tcUh the inefficient
American way. Special attention will be given to
'M* situation in this institution. Course will be
taught by a red radical who has wonderful gestures.
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,*. Econ 498. Economic Problems of Real Estate
Investment (not Speculation). \ . -
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This course gives the student not only a theo
retical study of the problems in connection trith the
developnkent of real estate in sicamps, and thickly-
wooded districts, but much time is detected to the
study of the history of many successful develop
ments, such as College Path Developtm tit < f^upany,
Ine.
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Engl 000. (Prerequisite to English 1.) Syn
tax. Semantics and Inflections.
In this course we make a determined effort to
teach the student to write a complete *<
Engl 1,452. The Philosophy of Living Ribera!- j.
ism in Contemporary America.
This course, taught in the only sumptuods class
room on the campus that in the Library-l-has as
its authority Stuart Chase. A liberal is defined in
the course to mean a persoti with so much knowledge
on both sides of a question that he*can
either side of the fence bnd not rip his
the nay over. It might be called in short,
Economics Department is\ All Wet,
Hist 497. The Shoddy Arreestocracy.
A broadening course which* travels all tk<
from the Balkan States to the ^United States in the
period of a few instances of throwing the book out
Of the window and ruingig fellows to be sent to
C. /. A. Taught from the %'iewpoints of the lawyerJ\
the preacher and the teacher, including points on .
why not to use Consumer’^ Guide.
, R S .051. , Devel
Between Regions
Weekend oft the T
to Family Relations.)
velopment of Romantic Relations^
of Texas, or How to Spend the
• S. C. W. Cantus. (Prerequisite
CHICAGO EXPERIENCES REVEALED ! ! !
What do you know*about vice? How are YOUR
morals! WELL MAKE A PREACHER OUT OF
YOU OR ALL YOUR MONEY BACK.