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YOU HAVE ONLY ONE MOTHER
How She Would like Your Photograph;
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At m t)inner recently, m man sitting next to a lady
to any the leant, inebriated. He leered at her and comment**:
r, you’re the ho re 1 lest woman I ever seen!**
^ith a ahow of spirit she replied, “Well, you’re the
ikest man I’VE ever seen!*
“I know madam,’’ the souse answered, “but I’ll fret over .
that in the morning!”
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Flint Jail Bird: “What are you in for?**
Second Jail Bird: “Rocking my wife to sleep.”
First Jail Bird: “But they can’t put you in here for that.**
Second Jail Bird *You ain’t seen the sise of them rocka.**
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Th»* man in the moon isn’t half aa interesting as a lady
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t 1 Lsvssteh: What would you call a man who had been
lucky in love?
Woman Hatlr: A bachelor.
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you were doing seventy-five?
Cute She—isn’t it marvelous? And I only learned to
drive yesterday.
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He:|Do you believe in free love?
She: If I don’t you have a hell of a bill
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A Aa teaman was pas»ing through a small town and had
several hoars to pass away. Seeing one of the native*, he in
quired “Any picture show ii\_ town, rey friend?**
“Hope; nary a one, stranger.** was the insurer*|
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“None of them either,” came the reply. :
“What form of amusement have you'Wte?’* asked the
salesman.
“Waal, come on down to the drugwtore. Thar's a Freeh -
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man home from the university.**
A little Canadian hoy had never seen a negro before, so
When he saw one he asked his ancle. “Why does that woman
black her face?** vj .
“She doesn’t, that's her natural color,** was the reply,
“is she black like that al) over?**
“Why, yes.” said his uncle.
The boy looked up beaming. “Gee, uncle * he exclaimed,
“y^u know everything, don't you?***
— Submitted by th* late William the Conqueror
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