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The little child W \ sitting de
murely on the couch, watching her
mother urnofce a cigarette. Her none
waa wrinkled and in ier pale blue
eyea there waa an *preesion >f
childiah diailluaionment, Finally, un-
able to aland it any longer, abe burnt
out in her quavering falsetto:
“Mother, when the bell
to learn to inhale?’*
are you going
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yoer finger to your nc mb
Ikey: “Aw, fader, eai
fun on my own hook?
Ml i irrTi
atop putting
The demure
mask of winsome il^i ocence, slowly
?rnid .^wn the |fl^ e, clinging to
the arm of her father As she reach
ed the platform before ‘ ^
dainty footi |ruahed a
upsetting it She' tooled at the dirt
gravely, then raised 1 er large child
like eyea to the old mi^iater and paid. 1
,**n*at*a a hell of a | dace to put a
— Ram Bui lea
*t I have some
—Pell-Mell
», her face a
A man in the Tei^ell insane asylum
sat fishing over a flower bed. * A
j vfaiting Texas 17,; man approached,
and wishing to bo jolly, lUpBgrked,
“How many have J|>u caughtj?**
“You’re the nintij/* was the reply.
■routfy*' apeakip^ a zipper is a
contraptiop on wbfll both aides aie
held apart separately at * once. al-.
pHSt ia the same fashion as they are
MM- together joint^ -by that which
runs ia between aqd hooka them up
to one another at the same time.
The importance ot the zipper in the
daily life of the r o < n college girl
is very great. Why,;all over the cam
pus girlz are runnteg to their first-
hour classes held Mpether by nothing
but a cup of coffeA and a tipper on
the side.
1 . —Lyre
the altar, her
potted flower.
The street car
section
“All aboard
from the front
-Wait!” cried
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jg ; * jm ■
stopped at the inter-
** ye led th<
t of U|r car.
ed a r femiv
the conductor
i.
feminine voice.
Wait until I get my; clothes on.’
The naked girl ca^e down the aiali
We had all expectefe a negress with
a bundle of laundryt ^
She: M Wh»t wonderfully devalopM
arms you have/*
Ho: “Yea, I’m a football player. By
the way-, were you ewer on a trndlj
—Vitginini Bpectatoi
n
what time is H?
can’t tell. There’s two
b damn watch an’ I don’t
ne to believe.
* -4-Rice Owl
“Did you ever set! brushes?”
•No. why?** j K
\ “Well, you better get one and start
selling. That's my^husbam at the
front door.**
“Tight, why ahe'sjao tight that she
buys cups that ate p>ugh On the bot
tom, ao that whefn y<» i put your spoon
in the cup you’ll tbitk there is sugar
in it.** 1 I
Rare tob<iccoa give BOND
STREET; cool... efferent
flavor ... aroma even co-eds
take to. And anyone can afford
BOND STREET . ..fc^n that
hard-pressed froth whose
t check from home is a couple
of days late. Look —
Even if you spend plenty for
your own Bpeciel pipe-mixture,
you generally wind up with a
blend comparable to BOND
STREET.Yet, BOND STREET
kosts only 15fV
For a
BOND
of pleasure trv
today!
RICH MAN’S
PIPE-TOBACCO AT
COLLEGE
MAN’S PRICE
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TV kb. is a peculiar proposition.
Of no use to one, it is absolute bliss
far two. The small boy gets it for
nothing, the young men hjMT to steal
it, and the old man Ms to buy it.
It ia |flM baby's i ight, the lover's
privilege, and the hypocrite’s mask
To the young girl
of faith, to the
Making love ia ill
you need is a HttL
of applesauce. I
if T ’W l '
making pie. All
crust and a lot
/■HjlT fi’ i‘l ' i
—Humbug.
\ to the old maid, charity.
lit 111
it ia the symbol
woman, hope
Covered Wagon
Justice: Where
witnesses and let
bail.
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lock up the
prisoner out on
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