TRONT BAS'
1 If. Ihtla Audrey
her boy friend
Man” and nhe
for *»be knew the fuy
apMaM
1
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She found
“Dencent of
and laughed
gone low
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I rate | father (discovering |n
daughter on young man's lap): 44 Jane!
What does this mean? 4 *
Daughter: “Come back in about
fifteen minutes. Dad. I
by them.'*
—Reterre Red Cat
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YAH!
Probably the shortest book ever
written would be 44 Whof» Who in Ger.
ght to
know
V Student in caff M to s^eet yiunx
th|ng)t “Pardon ^me—er--hut—* *
Sweet Young filing: “No, you've!
never met me »«t Palm Beach. New*
port, or ‘Saranad^ Lake. I wasn't in
the Pullman car: On the New York
Eapre«s~ last T^gaday afternoon. I
know I’m good looking and I'mi not
bashful. I’m not jl >ing your way am!
1 wouldn't ride ^ith you on a bet.' I
didn't ever go to p<rhm>l with you; I'm
not waiting for g street car; I don’t
want a lift and I knew plcnflfer of
college boys. Furthermore, 1 have a
220-pound fianeeWaiting for me. hjpw.
were you going to.pay something?"
Student in cjad: “Yes, darn it,
you’re losing your underwear!”
INDt* TO ADYERTISKR8
Adams Franks Insutance A^ney 22
Americant Steam Lai
Aggielan^ Grocery .L. u
Aggie land -Stadio
>• Bond Sti
. Bryan Cl
it' Lii.
Caldwell’! Jewelry
Camel 4
Campus duunera ...
Banter
"Do you live here?"
‘No.
“Are you .married?'
“No.”
"Do you have a aistfer?”
"No. but my sister laa.”
-Froth
bh) ; y
BRUP
man, don’t you
your stomach by
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Campus Variety Store 4
Casey’s L.^..
CheeterjfMd
C. W. Vdmer ...
Echange Store •.
‘Preacher: "Y<
know you will
drinking?” .
Inebriate: "Ok. thash al right; it
V won’t show wit% tny cdat on.”
1: II •
*
A woman is
Hiiumfl
J. C. P^mey _ _
Lipscomb’s Pharmacy
1
—Exchange
"What in the dickeni are you doing
down in the cellar?” demanded the
rooster.
•If it’s any of your business replied
the hen j frigidly, Fat laying ig ] a
supply of) qoal.” )
; 4 . -I
Her name was "CHeckers" because
through a di
wide without
Kitty 4Cat
she jumped cverytimi- you mad#lttM|
iWtdggj MM. j
M . I M
► .
We quarrel about the slightest thifigai?
Pm all i^Miet and harried;
We*re getting on each other's nerves
It’s time that we got married.
a • i»ay ;
• /
s ^Holir do you keep your nxm mnu
from reading your ftiail?” : N
“Nothing to it: I just stick the fet
ters in his books.” ]
| f MM|i
JANUARY, 1939
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i 111 j y i
, fi ^ a if I*
•rson who.can hurry
►tore aisle 18 inches
thing against thn
piled up tin w(|fe, then drive home
and njtill knock, ptt a door of a 12-
fooC^garage.
* Vll-Mell
! a \
1/ tc
„ I J} ™ ‘ /. )i ' ,
(krandpaw wgs at hia first dance.
His grand-da ugh ter asked. “I bet you
never saw anything like this in the
gay nineties, did you Grand Paw ?”
“Once,” said Grand paw, -“But that
was on my hogey moon!”
B —Buccaneer
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In China the people have the right
idea. They ait gn the floor at the be
ginning of a party instead of near
Luochea* Boot Co
Lucky Strike
Luke's Campus GrcTery :
Prince Albert
Van Key's ii
_, ■ mim
W. S. V Clothier’s
Y. M (J. A. Barbershop
—V'
**TT'H r 5
Inc
«>*• «*«4r
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L. Jjj.
Shop .1 2 2
th. end.
-Exchange
♦
4f Jj | Vj; |
If love iaHilind
and lovenr^eant see,
Then, why*the he
Don’t sonfpone love me!
/ubik's Upiform gaffer
1 ; j
vCogAsel (to p*»Iiye witness)—But if
a ^aMf is oa his lands and kneed 4 in
the middle of the foadt that does not
prove’he it drunks ’
- Polfceman—No, air, it does not. But
this par was try ng to redt up the
f ' UL
Ai) insurance salesman tAls about
a valuable wardrobe which his firm
insured for a client during a European
trip. Upon reaching London she wired:
"Gown lifted in IxMwfen.” After due
deliberation he sefit this reply: “What
,<kf pffu think our policy covers?*!
ft fi- k I
Mr ■
Policeman:
vtlwt tree?
f-
:l-
How did you get up
Tramp: Ain't )rou got no sense ? I
>at on it when 1^ was an ai*orn
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