The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, December 14, 1938, Image 6

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    CAMPUS
GOES FOR
this amazingly
DIFFERENT
PIPE-TOBACCO
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BOND STREET clicks fast
with pipe-smokers! You Catch
that grand aroma around the
Frat House...in the Co-op...
at the game... everywhere!
w Because of its rare tobaccos,
BOND STRKET has a cool and
delightfully different flavor...an
aroma even the co-eds take to.
Look—Even if you spend
plenty for your own special
pipe-mixture, you generally
find yourself with a blend com-
Yet,
Ilri
parable to dUIND b I K
BOND STREET costs only 15ci
Try a tin of BOND STREET,
today. Most men like it instantly.
MOTKi .... s
your dvaUr ha.
Boftd
it. Philip
• r»U. IIS
BOND
STREET
PIPE TOBACCO
IS
A PRODUCT OF PHILIP MORRIS
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*
&
A millionaire, nearingdssth s door,
agreed to try biood transfusion. The
supply was obtained fron
ployee bo was a Scotsman by birdi.
and the result wga all that could be
desired. When the patient was able to
get about be gave the Scotsman 1500.
After a time the Meralion was re
peated. but this time the millionaire
paid $250. and still later, after an
other transfusion, the Scot has paid
nothing at all.
“Ah. Sandy.** said the surgeon sly
ly, “it’s only what you might have ex
pected. Your blood’s just started to
work.” J i . r [/ IV
A young man was on trial for ille
gal voting, it being claimed that be
voted when under age. His mother was
on the w itness-stand, and testified that
the young man trii of age when he
voted. ,
Counsel: How do you ktiow he was
•f age?
* Mother: Because 1 am his mother
and he was bom on Jan. 9, 1916.
Counsel: Now. Mrs. Smith, please
tell this jury soma particular thing
that happened that day that fixes it sc
firmly in your memory. ,
Cook: Yea. ma’am.d’m leavin' ini
exactly three minutes.
Mistress: Then please put the eggs
on to boll; and we’ll have them right
for once.