The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, December 14, 1938, Image 4

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A temperance lectured was waxi
intej mixing hia aermonett^ with
pail of beer, which will h« choone to
which climax a heckler in t te audience grabber
speaker'!* punch-line ar*i shouted
X hia sermonettf with
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Hoping to abut up the annoyance
question, “And why. .m> good n
the water?"
Like a flash came the heckler’s reply,
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
In days of yore
Men by the score
Went in for wild west trekking;
And now the lads.
Just like thetr dads.
Make for; the waists in the necking.
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would the
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FUZZY
“Honey," she asked, “You don't mind if I wear s^hge
of georgette, do you?" | , > \
’No. Darling,’’ he answered, “ill love you through thick
or thin!”
I *—Lou-Lou
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Tnacber—Johnnie, did you wan^ to leave the room ?
Johnnie—Say, teacher, you donY think I’m standing here
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bitch-hiking. do yuh?
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j ‘ Sign ml’s dormitory: you need a man after
ten o’clock call the janitor.
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I j “I shall put you fellows in th(s room,” said the host,
“yui/ll have a comfortable aight, for it has a feather bed."
At two o’clock in the morning pne of the guests awoke
j !ms onappaftHk L^\'
“Change places with me, Dickj” he groaned, "It’s my
to be on the feather.”
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A drunk was swaying hack and forth on the sidewalk j! j! I | \ > —Puppet
when the cop stepped up and asked him what he eras doing | i : * I ^ *
and where he lived. J \
“Right there,” he said, pointing to a house, “but I rang
the bell and nobody .Wnshsdnd ” \ \ | | Little Audrey and her sister Sus went dancing with t^ro
’How long ago was that?” asked the cpp. sailors. These nautical gentry were : unfortunately guilty of
“Oh, a couple of hours.'' 1 H (). and perhaps because of this or other causes. Sister Sue
“Well, why don't you try them again?" 1 ;/ iginUd Someone in the crowd call.-ti for smelling salts, hut Y
■‘Aw, to hell with 'em—let 'em wait” ! • ' little Audrey laughed and laughed |because she knew they
Rice Owl were si read v there.