The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, December 14, 1938, Image 2

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CHRISTMAS SPECIALS
& COATS
Newest rough weaves in
men’s suits and routs, also
the smart
“Herringbones” and tweed
effects with luxsrious
weaves and color mixtures.
One of the nice) things
about - buying yo^r coats
and suits now is t hat you
may choose' from ^ big se
lection on not on I r fabric
weaves, but colors featur
ed in single and! double
breasted models.
Visit At Your
Sam
Earliest Convenience
Kaplan
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NOTICE
We Carry A« Your Nefds For That
MIDNIGHT SNACK
Canned Goods
PreserreH ,
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Cookies
AGGIELAND GROCERY
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NEEDED COOPErI
kTION
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The yardmaster xrits interviewiig
applied tfw a job as a motor bui di
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r an Irishman who had
river. 1
•“Can you drive • cur?" anked Ur yardmaater
"Can 6i drive a car?" repeated the Irishman scornfully.
"Well, suppose you run the bus! into the abed."
Pat elimbed • onto the trembling i vehicle. He looked a-
round. grabbed the biggest lever and pulled for all he was
A worth. Zip—she went into the shed.:Pat saw trouble ahead,
and, guessing what would happen, ^versed the lever. Oot
she went; th<-n in again.
•I thought you said you could
the yardnuurthy.
t. But Pat had an answer ready. “Cl had her in three times.
Why didn't ye Shut the door?*
-•-Topper
PLAN NOW TO HAVE A >
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MERRY
CHRISTMAS
And A
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Happy New Year
With
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THE PERFECT
ANKLE-BREAK BOOT
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NOT FAR OFF
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rua a car," demanded
The American negro, Sam, was on a tour of Egypt,
itfirre he saw, in the Valley of the K|ngs, the tombs of leng
th ad Pharoahs covering the plain S* far as the eye could
see. There he aaw the pyramids liniiig the banks of the Nile
f<* miles and miles, and learned that)each one was the burial
place of a deceased sovereign
“How do you like the country ?"iasked the guide,
f i \ "Brother," replied Sam. his tee^h chattering, "this am
no rounnqr. This am a exaggerated jcemetery." i
—Punch Bowl
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THE BATTAUON